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Anonymous Mon Jul 4 12:31:13 2022 No.18064916 [Reply] [Original]

OH SHIT ALIENS JUST SHOWED UP
They demand that you (you) present them with either a dish, or a course of dishes, that fully repsrent what Earth has to offer from a culinary perspective.

What food do you serve our Alien visitors, to represent the entire planet?

You have full access to any ingredient or equipment you want
Beverage pairings are not required but encouraged

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 12:32:34 2022 No.18064919 fuck you alien, give me some space food first

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 12:33:07 2022 No.18064920 Cheese sandwich

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 12:34:18 2022 No.18064923 File: 81 KB, 790x444, croissant-taco.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 12:34:33 2022 No.18064924 >>18064920 And you'll leave the Tomato Soup out, why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 12:35:41 2022 No.18064928 >>18064924 I prefer minestrone

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 12:37:58 2022 No.18064934 >>18064928 minestrone would probably go over better with aliens than a cheese sandwich by itself

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 12:45:59 2022 No.18064947 >>18064916 First I’d need to ask them if they have any allergies

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 12:47:07 2022 No.18064951 >>18064919 >Sure unzips alien space trouser fly >Put this into your mouth earthling

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 12:47:24 2022 No.18064953 Bread. You see although not the most tasty or nutritious food, grain cultivation and modification is common among all cultures and is a testament to mans endearing intellect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 12:48:09 2022 No.18064955 >>18064947 >serve the aliens food they're allergic to >become the first man to kill an alien >soon after, become the first man to have sex with an alien's body

Anonymous Mon Jul 4 12:50:42 2022 No.18064966
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Booze. Most common drink found in every nation in every time period and will also calm them the fuck down.
Oh and bratwurst I guess, cuz it tastes good and I'm cooking some for the 4th, which is today. Come and eat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 12:50:50 2022 No.18064967 >>18064916 Is alien meat tasty? What rub would one apply on it for a barbecue?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 12:56:13 2022 No.18064980 >>18064947 Let's assume they can just eat anything we can

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 12:57:19 2022 No.18064982 >>18064967 Greys are probably like turtle or alligator but even more gamey Cannibals have historically said humans taste like pork

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 13:14:01 2022 No.18065009 >>18064916 Proper north american style pizza. Rising crust, high fat low moisture mozzarella. Unsure of toppings, but meat should be a given. We don't want them to think we're degenerate vegans and wipe us out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 14:42:38 2022 No.18065263 >>18064982 Nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 14:46:42 2022 No.18065274 >>18064916 Fuck off space niggers, restaurant earth is full. You can eat on the moon if you want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 14:59:29 2022 No.18065315 >>18064916 But what if I were to purchase goyslop and disguise it as my own cooking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 19:07:39 2022 No.18066246 File: 255 KB, 500x500, 1631326498341.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18064916 I'd just go out and buy them this. It would be accurate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 19:16:09 2022 No.18066276 >>18064916 Dick and booze

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 19:16:58 2022 No.18066281 File: 49 KB, 600x600, chicken soup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18064916 I would probably choose chicken soup since it's the most ubiquitous comfort food found in nearly every culture.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 19:18:34 2022 No.18066288 >>18064916 I offer them a 2500 course serving, served daily over the course of five years, sampling all the best food from the best parts of the world, prepared by the best chefs the civilized world has to offer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 19:19:34 2022 No.18066293 >>18064951 unzips dick >you first

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 19:21:53 2022 No.18066304 First start them with French, then Italian, then American fast food staples, then Chinese, then Jamaican/Caribbean, then Japanese to finish. Full range of the cuisine from different diaspora

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 19:23:24 2022 No.18066314 >>18066304 >French >Italian By rights they should vaporise you for that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 19:24:45 2022 No.18066321 >>18066314 yeah why would aliens want to taste what's generally considered the #1 and #2 styles of cuisine that humanity has ever created

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 19:25:28 2022 No.18066328 >>18066321 Why indeed, disgusting shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 19:26:14 2022 No.18066333 >>18066328 needs more overspiced orange colored mystery slop served on flowery rice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 19:28:10 2022 No.18066339 >>18064966 they'd probably be confused as to why we drink literal poison

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 19:32:24 2022 No.18066353 File: 1.05 MB, 768x1152, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18064916 Foreskins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 19:55:57 2022 No.18066427 >>18064916 PBJ on white bread with a bowl of Campbell's chicken and stars soup

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 22:13:10 2022 No.18066772 sardines

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 22:14:24 2022 No.18066776 File: 203 KB, 1024x986, 68EAC74A-B261-4021-A94B-B4ECB424143B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18064916 Offer him my ass

Anonymous Mon Jul 4 22:23:09 2022 No.18066797

>>18064928
AAAAA WTF ANON EVERYONE WHO EVEN REMOTELY FUCKING TOLERATES MINESTRONE SHOULD GET RAPED BY A DOZEN CATERPILLARS I FUCKING HATE MINESTRONE FUCKING 1 CUBED FOOT OF CARROT CUBES AAAAA FUCK MINESTRONE FUCKING BRICKS OF VEGGIES WHY THE FUCK CAN'T THEY BE MIXED INTO THE SOUP OR BE SMALL PIECES WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT CUBIC METRES OF FUCKING VEGETABLES JUST MAKE THE PIECES FUCKING SMALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous Mon Jul 4 23:38:23 2022 No.18067000
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>>18066339
I know i'm assuming a lot here but wouldn't them travelling through space (an area filled with radiation) make us choosing to do deadly things just because we can, understandable?
Maybe even relatable? Again, assuming but I get the feeling if there are little green men, they probably poison themselves for fun too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 4 23:39:47 2022 No.18067007 >>18064947 zap

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 00:01:02 2022 No.18067064 >>18067000 the greys are known for having homosex, they're no strangers to self-destructive behavior

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 01:32:40 2022 No.18067401 >>18066246 >original tae, less sug

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 07:18:48 2022 No.18068369 File: 1.73 MB, 273x271, 1650811661111.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18067064 I'm not saying all that, just thinking they probably would enjoy a couple of hard drinks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 12:06:30 2022 No.18068763 meatloaf or fried chicken

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 12:09:50 2022 No.18068767 File: 3.58 MB, 2640x2280, Big_Mac_hamburger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A Big Mac

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 12:23:18 2022 No.18068788 File: 5 KB, 226x223, 42354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18064916

Anonymous Tue Jul 5 12:50:45 2022 No.18068846

Oh fuck
>A nicoise sallad with sparkling water
>Sushi with a delicate white wine
>Chicken soup
>Blue rare steak with bearnaise and steak fries and a lager
>Beef borgougningingngon, a bolognese, or a chili with a rioja
>Cheese platter
>Coffe, cognac, chocolate cake, whipped cream, berry compote and ice cream
Please rate

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 12:50:52 2022 No.18068848 >>18064916 Am I really the person suggesting the McChicken? I'm disappointed in everyone here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 16:55:25 2022 No.18069472 >>18066293 Sorry earthling you already had alien cock in all holes we move at the speedo light

Anonymous Tue Jul 5 17:38:27 2022 No.18069575

>>18064916
All of these would be portioned to tasting plate sizes and meant to be shared amongst our alien overlords.

>assorted cheese and charcuterie plate with stuff from all over the world served with champagne and caviar
>bacon wrapped dates stuffed with gorg
>french fries and garlic aioli
>caesar salad made fresh tableside
>yellow tail sashimi served with marinated seaweed
>spicy thai coconut curry soup with good aromatic rice
>italian mixed seafood pasta
>bone in dry aged ribeye with creamed spinach, garlic mushrooms, and mashed potatoes
>chicken mole
>carajillo drink
>german chocolate cake

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 17:45:41 2022 No.18069601 >>18069575 There should be ice cream with the cake

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 17:47:09 2022 No.18069608 >>18068846 nice list, mine was oddly similar. I'd assume we're on the right track at least.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 18:33:00 2022 No.18069722 Probably just what I make for myself >spatchcocked roast chicken >paprika rice >black beans >mixed green salad with green onion and cucumber

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 20:25:52 2022 No.18070089 >>18064916 Kiviak

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 20:40:55 2022 No.18070130 File: 49 KB, 307x500, 9780345420565-uk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18064916 Nuremberg bratwursts and a line of ground ginger according to Harry Turtledove

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 20:59:31 2022 No.18070183 >>18064916 Tons of paki and mexican food so we can steal all their technology while they're stuck on their space toilets shitting their green guts out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:02:09 2022 No.18070191 >>18064916 Unitonically soft boiled eggs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 21:14:57 2022 No.18070237 File: 35 KB, 700x450, Joozians.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18066353 that only works if they're Joozian

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 22:06:33 2022 No.18070438 >>18070237 awww yeah suck my jaggon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 22:30:54 2022 No.18070525 >>18064916 assuming life from another world lives off the same nutrients as earthlings is extremely arrogant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 22:33:53 2022 No.18070540 >>18070525 it's a hypothetical you no-fun faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 5 23:22:27 2022 No.18070730 >>18064923 only in america

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 00:18:17 2022 No.18070910 >>18067000 Nice trips. But yes, people often just assert whatever utopia they imagine about aliens. Who knows what they'd be like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 01:23:35 2022 No.18071200 >>18064916 3 McChickens Small Fry Large Sprite If those space niggers aren't impressed I'm blowing their faces off with my shotgun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 01:30:47 2022 No.18071222 >>18064916 Green Tea Espresso Beer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 6 01:50:29 2022 No.18071277 File: 343 KB, 500x334, 2F7FA0C0-0C1F-4E0D-AA7A-0C62CCE6261A.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18064916 Pizza and cheeseburgers are the greatest of all human foods

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