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18086905 No.18086905 [Reply] [Original]

Is /ck/ not on the "messy dinner" train yet?

>> No.18086909 [DELETED] 

Do whitoids really?

>> No.18086915

>>18086909
have fun and enjoy life?
yeah, and it makes the creatures seethe, what's up with that?

>> No.18086936

>>18086915
How the fuck is serving pasta on saran wrap "fun"?

>> No.18086938

>>18086936
It's fun :)

>> No.18086951

>>18086936
you are like grumpy elf... the elf who cannot love.

>> No.18086957

>>18086905
the wife would be a lot cuter if she'd cut down on the pasta and carbs...

>> No.18086958

>>18086905
Wheres the outrage against a bunch of whitoids stealing other culture's method of serving and treat it like it's some kind of wacky novelty.

>> No.18086961

I'm all for those sloppy steaks boys.

>> No.18086966

>>18086905
you can't use forks with plastic wrap because it'll damage the non stick coating

>> No.18086972

>>18086905
that shit is literally steaming and they dump it onto saran wrap. i cant think of a more efficient way to ingest microplastics

>> No.18086978

No, I'm not eating like some middle eastern tribesman over melted plastic

>> No.18086981
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>>18086972
>he doesn't season his food with this
Never gonna make it.

>> No.18086984

Even as a kid I would have hated that.
Why would I want to smear food all over the table?

>> No.18087028
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18087028

rationalize this

>> No.18087048

>>18087028
>cooking outside so just dump on table
>no reaching across people
>crawfish are in shells until eaten so it's okay if files land on it
>no need for 20 dishes to wash

>> No.18087081

>Mom, my meatballs rolled off the table again!

>> No.18087094

>>18087028
imagine the smell

>> No.18087095
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>>18086958
>>18086909
samefag, does everything have to be problematic? and there is, but its a double standard to say caucasian people cannot have culture and yet say this shit

>> No.18087108

>>18086936
It's tactile.
Kids like to play with their food.
I guess this is designed to provide them an outlet to help get it out of their system.

>> No.18087122

>>18086905
This is fucking retarded and probably one of the most retarded things you could serve this way right after a stew or soup.

>>18087028
This on the otherhand is perfectly fine just how >>18087048 elaborated.

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>>18086905
The only messy dinner I want to eat is the mom's fupa

>> No.18087225

I don't season my pasta, I season the saran wrapped dining table

>> No.18087425

>>18086905
God I wish to kill America

>> No.18087435

>>18086905
The melted plastic really gives it that extra kick.

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>>18086905
I'd PISS on that table so hard

>> No.18087460

>>18087425
they're not american though

>> No.18087469

>>18086905
And if her husband smacks her around for this bullshit, it will be HIM that gets punished by the courts

>> No.18087495

>>18087425
what you don't recognize the europoor in your own photo?

>> No.18087527

>>18086905
>the heat of the saran wrap cooks the spaghetti

>> No.18087541

>>18086905
I used to work in the ME with a lot of pajeets. They did exactly this every day for lunch; spread out plastic wrap on the table, dump a bunch of rice + varying consistencies of sludge on top, and everyone just dug in with their hands, even forming little patties of it, sauce caking their fingers.
>in before angry pajeet, "we don't fucking do that!"
Yes you fucking do I've seen it with my own eyes every day for 6 months

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18087554

lol I said I'm not eating with my hands like a middle eastern tribesman, but on melted plastic and a janny deleted my post.

ck has the most sensitive jannies for sure.

>> No.18087613

>>18087541
Made up bull shit mother fucker

>> No.18087676

>>18087613
You know that I know. Even the flips were disgusted by you.

>> No.18087679

>>18087541
>It was real because I believed it was real. Please don't doubt me.

>> No.18087684

>>18087541
your lying blood basterd

>> No.18087696

>>18087676
Cock sucker fool. Quiet about what you do not know. Nobody eat like that, its bull shit

>> No.18087716

>>18086905
poorly plating your food because you are retarded cannot be saved by trying to make a new trend, faggot.

>> No.18087734

>>18086957
Or if she just ate a normal amount of calories since CICO is real and your fad diet is retarded.

>> No.18087824

>>18086905
This and the "le fast food charcuterie board" shit needs to stop

>> No.18087834

>>18087734
>CICOtard kool-aid-mans himself through a wall at the slightest mention of macronutrients to unnecessarily settle the score

>> No.18087855

>>18086951
bend grump over and hold him for me and I promise you I will make him love

>> No.18087996

>>18087541
why you sulting? no good man

>> No.18088067

>>18086936
The plastic enhances the flavor and the heat of the food cooks the varnish.

>> No.18088506

>>18086905
>steaming hot food
>directly onto plastic
fucking why?

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>>18086905
Is this what the wef faggots have planned for us? Rent the skillet, not enough social credit score for plates and silverware.

>> No.18088579

>>18088520
if you tear or warp the community saran wrap then you deserve to be sent to the camps

>> No.18088587

the kid thinks it's stupid, and he's right

>> No.18088605

>>18087028
Its on newspaper and you usually have your own plate or napkin to eat on

>> No.18088613

>>18087028
intended to be eaten with your hands
>>18086905
this is not

>> No.18088617

>>18087541
Sounds awesome, I'd love to eat lunch with those lads

>> No.18088636

>>18086957
this, but MORE pasta

>> No.18088676

>>18086905
Why the plastic wrap? Can't you just clean the table?

>> No.18088696

>>18086905
This is an abomination and I would refuse to eat it.

>> No.18088699
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That will be $800 plus tip

>> No.18088700

>>18087028
I would also reject this abomination.

>>18088520
oh they have much in store for us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_8LTUmHWP0

>> No.18088703

>>18088699
>experience your whole live through a small smartphone screen

Heh.

>> No.18088706

>>18088703
I understand that people want to film a unique experience but it really is pretty sad.
When I open my own 3-star place I'll provide discrete phone holders that people can put them in to film their experience passively while enjoying it actively. Maybe something that hangs down from the ceiling. Obviously with charger included so they can just leave the phone running all night. Maybe some sort of storage option as well.

>> No.18088709

>>18088676
If you don't want to rise a plate and put it in the dishwasher, you're probably too lazy to scrub a table, as opposed to the plastic wrap that can be pealed off and thrown away quickly. It's really wasteful though, both in money and in plastics, and probably a good way to give your kids cancer while teaching them dumb shitty habits outside of social norms that will embarrass them at school, at friends homes, and at restaurants.
At least the 3rd world tribesmen in >>18087554 use a serving vessel like civilized people, saving money and resources while sticking to their unhygienic communal eating traditions.

>> No.18088710

>>18086936
It's like when you rub nuttella all over your face to scare a friend then sit down and lick it off with help of your fingers

>> No.18088735

>>18088699
I think its like 299 plus tip bro

>> No.18088747

>>18086957
She's architected herself to perfection already

>> No.18088755

>>18086905
No. I don’t eat off of plastic, let alone hot soft plastic.
I’m not bothered by it for a “it’ll make my wife shut the fuck up about it” one-off but it teaches your children bad eating habits.
No portion control, no manners, fork mark in my nice table.

>> No.18088759

>>18086905
>thirdies eat with their shit-encrusted paws off the floor
>white people do something similar but in a more civilized manner
>"omg this is mental illness and soulless praise brahmapooptrap"

>> No.18088898

>>18088067
it tastes like taste and nobody likes it

>> No.18088905

So the saran wrap is there to prevent that food from making the table messy? But they still use cutlery right? And they won't pierce with their forks through the saran wrap?

>> No.18089654

>>18088905
No they don't use cutlery they eat with hands

>> No.18089685

>>18088706
Don't forget to steal the nudes.

>> No.18089712

>>18089654
they clearly have forks

>> No.18089719

>>18088699
There. Now eat your shit faggot.

>> No.18089808

>>18088898
Based like based

>> No.18089948
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>>18086905
>mfw my wife who used to lovingly make homecooked meals when we got together started feeding us animal food and filming it to appeal to stranger on some phone app
>mfw mommy used to play with me and make what I liked, but now she just calls me out of my room when she has prepared another cruel joke to play on me in the hopes of getting internet famous

>> No.18089968

Messy dinner? Love it. Love messy everything! #messylife

>> No.18090011

>>18086905
Fucking savages.

>> No.18090038

>>18087028
crawfish boil is probably the most unappetizing thing for how much food is made

>> No.18090387

>>18087108
>Kids like to play with their food
shitty kids with shitty parents.
real motherfuckers eat and then go back outside to ride bikes.

>> No.18091456

>>18086966
Got a good chuckle out of me, enjoy your You

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>>18086905
>plastic wrap
True spaggy on the board is served straight

>> No.18091621

>>18086905
Dude that mommy is PUDGY

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>>18091617

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>>18091623

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>>18091630

>> No.18091636
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18091636

Mmmm... fresh spaggy

>> No.18091639

WHY DONT ANY OF THESE HAVE ANY MEAT OR PARMESAN
literal trash pasta, who tf serves that at a restaurant

>> No.18091640
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Spaggy makes mommy happy!

>> No.18091645

>>18087193
She is something ain’t she.
>Too poor for prep school nerds too smart for hillbilly qts

>> No.18091646

>>18086905
Dude is one fucking word from beating that wife.

>> No.18091648

>>18091645
>>18091621
>>18086957
>>18088747
>>18087193
She would be cute. Why the fuck does she have dad bod?

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>>18091640

>> No.18092706

>>18086905
megacute mommy

>> No.18092715

You can always count on white people to take the enjoyable social aspect of things like hot pot or yakiniku and make it terrible.

>> No.18092751

>>18092715
>t. 1/8 Asian from LA

>> No.18092832

>>18087541
ill fuck your mothers pussy retard shut the fuck up

>> No.18092841

>>18087541
Sir, we do not do this, sir. Have a good day.

>> No.18092852

>>18092715
>white people
kill yourself you cant even explain why something is bad you just use 'iz wypipo' as a buzzword for anything you dont like or are insecure about and since youre too fucking lazy to just do it or fix it you cry and piss your pants about it being a wypipo thing

>> No.18093335

>>18092852
it's true though
transgenderism is peak whiteness and trannies infest many hobbies just to ruin them

>> No.18093345

>>18087541
admittedly we do it but ONLY on designated spreading sheets

>> No.18093596

>>18088699
honestly it looked decent albeit probably overpriced until they decided to drop that giant lump of white shit all over the table

>> No.18093601

They should eat with laxtex gloves, the forks will just rip the wrap and make a mess

>>18087734
>CICO is real
t. malnourished tranny on a starbucks diet and 200k student debt from gender studies

>> No.18093627

>>18086905
i feel like this is a forced meme to condition npcs to lower their standard of living and act like animals as some kind of occult humiliation ritual.

>> No.18093700

>>18093601
Aren’t trannies the ones pushing for CICO not being real and “body positivity” and whatnot?

>> No.18093753

>>18086936
The microplastics are essential to promoting a bug friendly diet

>> No.18093765

>>18087541
I AM FUCKING YOUR BASTERD BICH MOTHER THE PUSSY ISGOOD SOO MMMMM

>> No.18093908

>>18088699
this would have been worth it if the last guy pushed his face into it and mushed it around
>>18093596
I think that's maybe dry ice which will evaporate without a trace. probably not safe to eat though

>> No.18093944

>>18086951
I JUST FUCKING WANTED TO BE A DENTIST!!!!

>> No.18093948

>>18087081
Alright! WHO SNEEZED??

>> No.18093982

>>18087541
SIR! DO NOT REDEEM THE PARATHA!!!

>> No.18093991
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>>18086905
Disgusting. Serving food like this is only appropriate for specific circumstances.

>> No.18094014

>>18092715
>white person does something
>takes your joy away
ahahahahahahahahaha kys you weak faggot

>> No.18094046

>>18093335
if by white you mean jewish then yeah

>> No.18094073

>>18093335
imagine seeing spaghetti on a table and the first thing you think of is trannies
how do you even make that connection

>> No.18094426

>>18093335
lmao ok bot

>> No.18094537

>>18087028
>boiled sea bugs
nty

>> No.18094563

>>18087541
Bloody basterd bitch do not redeem

>> No.18094891

>>18088710
thought i was the only one who did this

>> No.18094932

>>18087541
FUCK YOU BLOODY

>> No.18094943

>>18086905
This was THE moment that kid realized his dad was fucking moron

>> No.18094948
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>plebs JUST discovered tabletop service
>still haven't had a floor PB&J (hold the PB) sandwich
Yikes

>> No.18094985

>>18086972
When I make instant ramen on the stovetop, I put it in a microwave safe tupperware to eat. Is that bad? Do you think I'm ingesting any plastic that way

>> No.18095372

>>18091617
That guy looks so disappointed

>> No.18095446

>>18087028
the food is inside the shell which is on paper, the food isn't touching the paper

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>>18094948

>> No.18095484

>>18093345
underrated

>> No.18095585

>>18088699
Why does he have a halo

>> No.18095594

>>18087541
UUuuuu son of basterd bitch son of shoeless dog matherfacker, Sir

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>>18087613
>>18087679
Kek
Did you know it's also taboo for them to eat form the communal slop with their left hand because that's the hand used to wipe after a poo (no TP)?

>> No.18095646

>>18095605
Basterd mother fucker you LIE

>> No.18095661

>>18095605
That's a temple meal for homeless people, you tard. And the left hand thing is symbolic since everyone washes their hands.
>hurr, dey don't look homeless
Surprise, you're the one living in a third world shithole where your homeless people can't dress themselves.

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>>18095661
>That's a temple meal for homeless people
Not according to the photographer.
>And the left hand thing is symbolic since everyone washes their hands.
Yes I'm sure it's just symbolic lmao
Why are you so mad? I didn't even insult your culture, I just described it.

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>>18086905
Nightmare fuel

>> No.18095694

>>18095677
nobody is getting mad except you when you get called out for your fake meme pictures. enjoy posting this another hundred times to the same ridicule.

>> No.18095873

>>18087028
White people be eatin like niggers yo

>> No.18095994

>>18088898
What does taste taste like?
>inb4 tastelet

>> No.18096000

>>18095694
>fake meme pictures
How's it fake? Did the photographer stage it to make Indians look bad? lmao
>designated shitting hand

>> No.18096045

>>18087541
Good morning, Sir. We do not do this. Why would you lie on the internet? Have a nice day, Sir.

>> No.18096051

>>18096000
shut up

>> No.18096052

>>18096000
yep, u mad.

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>>18087541

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>>18096051
>>18096052

>> No.18096096

>>18095680
Whats the movies called anon i been looking so long i must know.

>> No.18096108

>>18086938
I'd always be the kid that would say this isn't fun. Then they take away the food and say fine, no food for anyone. Now everyone hates me. Thanks, adults.

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>>18095661
>since everyone washes their hands.
Hmmm.

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>>18096327
Trust me, the left hand thing is just symbolic.

>> No.18096346

>>18096327
>>18096341
Obsession level: 100%

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>>18091617
>Miranda, why did you give me a plate if you're just going to serve that pasta disaster right on the tablecloth?

>> No.18096581

>>18086905
no, this is retarded bullshit

>> No.18096593

>>18087225
Kek, nice Adampost.

>> No.18096672

>>18091634
so the dad is a real fucking monobrow inbred monster freak I take it?
jesus christ

>> No.18096685

>>18092715
You've been seething about white people for 20 years because a little white kid called you ching chong in kindergarten. It's time to get over yourself.

>> No.18096689

>>18096327
>>18096341
The heat of the kebab cooks the poo.

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Thanks yandex
Feed me momma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noqBfRmU5Qc

>>18086905
No, modern ceran wrap sucks

>> No.18098414

>>18087028
(warm smile) Alright, pass me a bug brother. It's time to eat.

>> No.18098418

>>18091634
Please stop making fun of my children

>> No.18098425

>>18086905
>slather your food in microplastics
>stab and catch the cling film with your fork as you eat, getting shit all over your table and plastic all over your fork

Yum.

>> No.18098445

>>18098425
you act like this wasn't some dumb one-off video the mom filmed for views on her tik tok or whatever social media she's obsessed with

>> No.18098448

>>18098445
>eating half a roll of seran wrap is okay if you only do it once
Fuck off.

>> No.18098454

>>18098448
you deserve a career ending injury

>> No.18098467

>>18098454
Go chomp on some plastic faglord.

>> No.18098469

>>18093345
KEK

>> No.18098480

>>18096346
cope harder pajeet

>> No.18098484

>>18098467
my hands are washed clean, it's all on you

>> No.18098495 [DELETED] 

>>18098484
And your mouth is full of plastic.

>> No.18098504

>>18086905
>fork catches on plastic wrap and tears it

>> No.18098509

>>18091617
Notice how you only see white people go to these?

>> No.18098511

>>18098509
Wow... you're right.