/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18178057]

>mom can we stop at McDonald's
>mom: no we have burgers at home
>the burgers at home

[Anonymous No.18178058]

>>18178057
They need some vegetables, but probably are still better than McD.

[Anonymous No.18178060]

>>18178058
>probably
this is your brain trained to hold goyslop as a high standard

[Anonymous No.18178062]

>>18178060
>multibillion dollar company specializes in burgers and hires hundreds of marketers and food scientissts to design the most delicious burg possible
>home made is better because...IT JSUT IS OK?
oh god you're insufferable

[Anonymous No.18178066]

Wendys square patty

[Anonymous No.18178070]

>>18178062
>t. triggered zogslopper

[Anonymous No.18178071]

>>18178062
lmao cope harder fat ass

[Anonymous No.18178074]

>>18178071
not an argument
>>18178070
not an argument

[Anonymous No.18178075]

>>18178057
>Eating homemade goyslop instead of transfat goyslop
So exciting!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18178080]

>>18178074
You didnt give an argument in the first place

[Anonymous No.18178084]

>>18178080
yes I did, moron.

[Anonymous No.18178087]

>>18178084
No you didnt, mongoloid

[Anonymous No.18178089]

>>18178057
you're fucking lucky. these are the burgers we had at home

[Anonymous No.18178091]

>>18178074
>OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO ARGUE WITH ME YOU CANT JUST MOCK ME FOR HAVING THE PALETTE OF A CHILD
LOL the absolute state of muttoids and their globohomo trough

[Anonymous No.18178097]

>>18178089
I remember my parents tried pulling this shit on me and I grabbed the bread myself

[Anonymous No.18178098]

>>18178097
sissy

[Anonymous No.18178101]

>>18178087
yes I did shithead. Let me break it down for you.
You (or the other idiot) stated that the home made burger must be better simply because it's homemade. I replied stating that his assertion was stupid because it's based on nothing but the fact that it's home made, which is fundamentally dumb. He didn't taste either of them but made up his mind that one was better. My argument was that this is stupid, and you replied that I was wrong because...oh yeah you didn't make an argument.

[Anonymous No.18178102]

>yes I did shithead. Let me break it down for you.
>You (or the other idiot) stated that the home made burger must be better simply because it's homemade. I replied stating that his assertion was stupid because it's based on nothing but the fact that it's home made, which is fundamentally dumb. He didn't taste either of them but made up his mind that one was better. My argument was that this is stupid, and you replied that I was wrong because...oh yeah you didn't make an argument.

[Anonymous No.18178104]

>>18178102
still not an argument.

[Anonymous No.18178106]

>>18178062
They don't make the most delicious burger, they make the most profitable one.

[Anonymous No.18178107]

>>18178104
>>18178091

[Anonymous No.18178108]

>>18178104
You are autistic as fuck

[Anonymous No.18178109]

>>18178097
we never even fucking had any

[Anonymous No.18178110]

>>18178101
Why not? Taste is subjective and cooking my own food with the ingredients I want is better for me.
God you are stupid

[Anonymous No.18178118]

>>18178101
i guarantee this poster
>weighs over 200 pounds, none of it muscle
>has never cooked a meal in his life
>has not showered in at least two days
>has a severe pornography addiction
>eats at mcdonalds more than twice a week
>has never been in the romantic company of a female in his entire life
>has some form of undiagnosed mental illness
>still lives at home
he will be in denial about these things but i'm 99% correct

[Anonymous No.18178125]

>>18178118
I have a home gym and lift 6 days a week. I weigh 190 but I'm also 6'1. I showered 6 hours ago and barely watch porn. I prefer Wendy's to McDonald's. Was married and with the same girl for 15 years. No mental illness. Live on my own. Eat shit and die.

[Anonymous No.18178128]

>>18178057
Looks good but if you’re gonna brag online you’re gonna have to move the debris off of the bun and tell us what’s on it.

[Anonymous No.18178130]

>>18178118
You nailed it. Hes seething and making shit up now

We all know you are fat and unwashed goy

[Anonymous No.18178131]

>I have a home gym and lift 6 days a week. I weigh 190 but I'm also 6'1. I showered 6 hours ago and barely watch porn. I prefer Wendy's to McDonald's. Was married and with the same girl for 15 years. No mental illness. Live on my own. Eat shit and die.

[Anonymous No.18178135]

>>18178125
>was married
>WAS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18178138]

>>18178131
You need some serious help man.

[Anonymous No.18178143]

>>18178110
for you. but better just because it's home made is dumb. McDonald's quarrter pounder is probably better than 90% of the burgers being made at home these days.

[Anonymous No.18178144]

>>18178089
patricidecore

[Anonymous No.18178151]

>>18178135
>inb4 she died

[Anonymous No.18178340]

>>18178057
>NO MOOOM I WANT GOYSLOP!
>GOYSLOP!, GOYSLOP! GOYSLOP!, GOYSLOP!

[Anonymous No.18178344]

>>18178091
>palette

[Anonymous No.18178353]

Amazing thread.
Battle of wits between two autists. Great read.

[Anonymous No.18178366]

>>18178143
This.
Not a single "BETTER AND CHEAPER THAN MCDONALDS BURGER AT HOME" recipe I've come across could ever compare to a simple cheeseburger, let alone something bigger. Everyone here who thinks they can cook a better burger are either delusional or fell for the sunk cost fallacy.

[Anonymous No.18178369]

>>18178106
The most profitable burger is the one most people will buy, on virtue of being delicious.
Cope harder though, I love it.

[Anonymous No.18178417]

>>18178091
You niggers have LITERALLY become the feminists/sjews you kept complaining about during the 2012~2014 era.

[Anonymous No.18178418]

>>18178417
Cope. I am not obligated to entertain faggot opinions as though they're valid. Sorry tranny

[Anonymous No.18178420]

>>18178118
I only have the severe pornography addiction anon and I’m fine with that.

[Anonymous No.18178423]

>>18178418
>acts like a "I don't argue with nazis" tranny
>calls others tranny

[Anonymous No.18178424]

>>18178057
The only thing missing from these kind of burgers are a sweet/sour taste. Put pickled red onions in them and they become instantly better than any burger from mcDonald's

[Anonymous No.18178432]

God. /ck/ is a stupid, stupid board. Like 30 fucking people responding and not realizing this guy is openly trolling. He's not even trying to hide it.

[Anonymous No.18178634]

>>18178369
That's not true, or else they'd be putting sit down burger restaurants out of business

[Anonymous No.18178640]

>>18178062
Yes, because everyone knows McDonald's is good food.

[Anonymous No.18178787]

>>18178058
>need some vegetables
As a side, sure. Don't fuck up a good thing though.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18179189]

>>18178062
(((They))) have you trained so well you're literally white knighting for their goyslop.

[Anonymous No.18179524]

>>18178144
Based

[Anonymous No.18179580]

>>18179189
Impressive amount of buzzwords in one sentence. Makes you look like someone that thinks for themselves and doesn't just blindly follow programming, a true rebel among the brainwashed masses un like those NPC normies am I right?

[Anonymous No.18179586]

>>18178057
>real beef
>real cheese
>real bacon
Yeah that's 100% a better burger than anything at McDonalds, even if it does look a little plain. Add some sauce and vegetables if you're into them, and it's perfect.

[Anonymous No.18179597]

>>18178057
I liked when Eddie Murphy did this bit in his stand up routine then he started making fun of faggots.

[Anonymous No.18179604]

>>18178110
>”my homemade burgers are better than McDonald’s because homemade > chain restaurant”
>anon points out how fundamentally silly this reasoning is
>”T-taste is subjective!”
Is this satire?

[Anonymous No.18179619]

>>18179604
>Do you have a healthy weight?
No, anon. The answer is no.

[Anonymous No.18179637]

I'd rather eat the burgers in OP's pic then a Big Mac. They look more filling and not sure if I'm the only one feeling this way but I think the Big M has some shit in their shit that suppresses your appetite from being fulfilled easily so that they can get you to order more.

[Anonymous No.18179666]

>>18178118
I, too, hate <popular thing> for the self esteem boost of feeling superior to my imaginary construct of those who don’t hate the thing.

[Anonymous No.18179673]

>>18178057

Those look pretty fucking good to me. I'd lose a patty and add some lettuce though.

[Anonymous No.18179705]

>>18178062
>A burger designed by a research group using stabilizers to make the food not decay and using chemical aroma mixtures to simulate the smell of grilled meat is "delicious"
And you're shilling for them, kek

[Anonymous No.18179707]

>>18179666
I too, enjoy popular thing because other people enjoy it, not because I have made the choice of my own volition. I prefer to not think too much and to have choices readily available to me. Critical thinking is for people who just don't get it!

[Anonymous No.18179711]

>>18179597
I thought the McDonald's routine was after the gay routine. Either way they were both funny

[Anonymous No.18179715]

>>18179637
>the Big M has some shit in their shit that suppresses your appetite from being fulfilled easily so that they can get you to order more
lol how fat is your schizo ass that you could eat a Big Mac and then want to order more

[Anonymous No.18179729]

>>18178369
>The most profitable burger is the one most people will buy
Wow what a stupid fucking comment. I remember when you could get at least semi-informed posts on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.18179733]

Mom these burgers bussin fr no cap ily ong

[Anonymous No.18179735]

>>18179715
>>the Big M has some shit in their shit that suppresses your appetite from being fulfilled easily so that they can get you to order more
>lol how fat is your schizo ass that you could eat a Big Mac and then want to order more

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3148648/
Researchers found that when mice were given food in powder form that they'd eat more than mice given the exact same food in hard pellet form. The closer to powder food is, the less of a leptin response your body gives you, so the more you have to eat to feel full. And I assure you, as much of that McDonalds food as possible is made from highly refined grains.

[Anonymous No.18179737]

>>18179707
>not hating something with over-dramatic vitriol means you enjoy it
Pretty sure that’s a symptom of autism
>things aren’t popular because people like them, people like things because they’re popular
It isn’t a fashion fad, it’s a restaurant that’s been around since the 50’s
>I prefer to not think too much
Yes. This is demonstrated by your not knowing why something becomes and stays popular.

[Anonymous No.18179743]

>>18179735
Holy shit take some fucking meds.

[Anonymous No.18179746]

>>18179715
Dude you're talking to a 160cm tall and 65kg heavy angry dwarf that can eat 800 gramms of canned chili in one sitting and doesn't even look fat at all. Chubby maby but still my point stands that McDonald's has some shit in there. On the other hand, one of those burgs in OP's pic would have would have me feeling full. Also what this guy said >>18179735

[Anonymous No.18179762]

>>18179746
>still my point stands that McDonald's has some shit in there
That’s not a “point”, retard. It’s like you schizos don’t realize there are things called ingredient lists
And of course I know you schizos can’t trust ingredient lists.
So why not use your “proof” to get insanely rich from McDonald’s for fraudulent labeling?

[Anonymous No.18179763]

>>18179743
Do you have a refutation to the experiment? Was their methodology flawed? Do you disagree with the results because you're uncomfortable with them? Do you simply not like the idea that the things you've believed to be true for years could actually be wrong? The idea that highly processed food messes with the body's leptin response seems pretty in line with what everyone generally knows already, that fatties eat lots of processed food.

Like just read the fucking paper, the experiment was simple as fuck.

>Split mice into two groups
>One group is given powder food
>The other is given hard pellet food
>The food is LITERALLY THE SAME minus its shape
>Both groups are given unlimited access to the food
>The mice given powder food ate far more than the mice given hard pellet food, with insane weight gain as a result, shown in an easy to read table in the paper

What exactly is your problem? Are you just a bot who's here to insult people?

[Anonymous No.18179767]

>>18179762
>everyone that doesn't agree with me is a schizo
How about you post McDonald's ingredient list then?

[Anonymous No.18179792]

>>18179762
>So why not use your “proof” to get insanely rich from McDonald’s for fraudulent labeling?
I'm not the guy you're replying to, I'm the guy who linked the paper implying that highly refined flours can lead to weight gain.

I challenge you to find me a single ingredient list for a highly processed, long shelf life item that DOESN'T contain a highly refined flour.

>Pot Noodle
Noodle mix (96%): Dried noodles (69%) [WHEAT flour (contains calcium carbonate, iron, niacin, thiamin), palm oil, salt, firming agents (potassium carbonate, sodium carbonates)]

Oh look it's refined wheat flour.

>Twinkie
Sugar, Water, Fortified Wheat Flour (contains Niacin, Iron, Thiamin, Riboflavin, Folic Acid)

Oh look it's refined wheat flour.

>A normal ass loaf of bread
Wheat Flour [with Calcium, Iron, Niacin (B3) and Thiamin (B1)]

Oh look it's refined wheat flour.

[Anonymous No.18179810]

Home made burgers always suck
>way too thick
>no real griddle at home so they aren't cooked evenly
>store bought buns don't taste as good as store ones
>clean up
>no residual steaming from being wrapped
>cheese is melted on instead of placed on it still chilled

[Anonymous No.18179818]

>>18179810
The hell of fucked up homemade burgers are you eating?

[Anonymous No.18179822]

>>18179763
>burgers are powder
There’s your retarded supposition, retard.
Or are you saying that any and all items ever with flour are evil appetite suppressants?
>>18179792
>I challenge you to find me a single ingredient list for a highly processed, long shelf life item that DOESN'T contain a highly refined flour
Yes, anon, when you grind wheat into flour, you are refining/processing it.
So sure, by your crazy extrapolation, every restaurant which serves any form of food containing bread or pasta, they’re tricking you into eating more.

[Anonymous No.18179835]

>>18179822
>Observation
That people can eat McDonalds food and still not feel hungry.

>My hypothesis plus citation
That highly powdered or otherwise processed food doesn't trigger your body's leptin response, meaning you don't feel full and want to keep eating.

>Your response to my hypothesis
SCHIZO SCHIZO SCHIZO SCHIZO TAKE MEDS

[Anonymous No.18179838]

[Anonymous No.18179870]

>>18179835
Lol no, anon, you did not “do science”.
I doubt you sat at a McDonald’s and did any sort of quantifiable observation.
A study on solid vs powder food is irrelevant
Flour is no longer powder when it’s made into bread
Both your observation and hypotheses are nothing but confirmation bias, as is citing something which doesn’t apply because your goal is being “right” and feeling smart.

[Anonymous No.18179879]

>>18179737
Something becomes popular because plebs like it, doesn't mean it's good, doesn't mean it's worth the money, it just means it's easy to sell and was marketed well. Look at that Travis Scott meal; nothing new was added to the menu it was just a recombination of already existing menu items. It's plebfeed for easily gullible consoomers, and you're shilling it with all your might.

[Anonymous No.18179887]

>>18179810
You suck at cooking, and you also suck at cleaning

[Anonymous No.18179936]

>>18179870
>Flour is no longer powder when it’s made into bread
Do you swallow bread whole? Does your stomach do absolutely zero to the food you eat and just yeets it straight into your intestines? Highly processed and refined foodstuffs being a leading cause of obesity is in line with what everyone knows.

[Anonymous No.18179971]

>>18179936
>bread is powder
No.
>Does your stomach do absolutely zero to the food
So all chewed/digested food now becomes “powder” to you?
>refined/processed
You seem to think these are synonymous with harmful/poisonous. They are not. Nor are they synonymous with “powder”.
>being a leading cause of obesity is in line with what everyone knows
So now go from citing an irrelevant study to citing “everyone” for a meaningless generalization.
Cooking food is processing it. Chopping vegetables are processing them. Picking cucumbers are processing them.

[Anonymous No.18179995]

>>18179971
Go make your own mind up then. Processed food makes you fat. Shift goalposts and use whatever definitions of words you want.

[Anonymous No.18180001]

>>18178369
>>>18178106 #
>The most profitable burger is the one most people will buy,
correct
>on virtue of being delicious.
incorrect

it's always funny when you guys make such obvious logical fallacies. that's why that pinned infographic is there, you know.

[Anonymous No.18180002]

>>18178062
I love this pasta, anons always fall for it

[Anonymous No.18180007]

>>18179838
Seriously, how the fuck people get this mad because he made some burgers at home.

[Anonymous No.18180017]

>>18180007
Welcome to /ck/ 2022 edition apparently

[Anonymous No.18180026]

>>18179995
>use whatever definition
I’m using the definition of “processed”. I don’t believe it has an alternate one of “thing I think sounds scary”.
>Shift goalposts
Okay, mister appetite suppressant -> I mean powder -> I mean flour -> I mean bread -> I mean processed, because processed!

[Anonymous No.18180027]

>>18179995
You're a retard lul
And wrong. Have you tried not being a retard?