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>2022
>Not using freshly grated pink Himalayan salt

>> No.18296207

why did you stick it down with jizz tho

>> No.18296208

>>18296201
troll

>> No.18296215

>>18296201
>not keeping it next to the bed and licking it while your gf sleeps
ngmi

>> No.18296218

>>18296201
If I wanted pink Himalayan salt I would ho to /v/.

>> No.18296233

>>18296201
kek

>> No.18296239
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I chiselled some off to put in soup

>> No.18296251
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>>18296239
I ground some down to make salt water

>> No.18296253

>>18296201
Looks perfect for cramming

>> No.18296254

>>18296239
>>18296251
>>18296201
it's not gonna be food grade you're gonna get heavy metal poisoning or some shit you know

>> No.18296264

>>18296254
thats what "they" want you to think. food safety is a meme

>> No.18296272
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>>18296254
You can't get metal poisoning from salt. I got this rotating lighthouse toy that makes grating salt easier.

>> No.18296285
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I stole this birdhouse from an bird and use it for my pre ground salt storage.

>> No.18296297

OP's gonna get bird aids LMAO

>> No.18296314
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This how you make coarse rock salt

>> No.18296321

>>18296201
honestly better than 90% of the shit on this retarded board.

>> No.18296332
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>>18296321
I'm going to cook too.

>> No.18296346

>>18296332
is your camera unable to focus?

>> No.18296351

>>18296346
Nah man. The file size is too large and I can't change it because Ching Ching bing bong

>> No.18296358

>>18296332
yeah, cook in HELL, you filthy robber

>> No.18296360

>>18296264
Thank god you conspiritards actually believe this. Higher chance of you earning a darwin award from eating fugu liver intentionally or something of that nature.

>> No.18296364
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>>18296201
heck yeah, got to get my trace minerals otherwise i might become deficient

>> No.18296382
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>>18296358
Am I in Jewish hell?

>> No.18296386

>>18296382
do you pay in foreskins? then yes

>> No.18296399

>>18296382
sheol isnt real

>> No.18296401
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>>18296386
I have a foreskin. Is this Jewish purgatory?

>> No.18296418

>>18296201
I can't help but imagine turning that into an onahole

>> No.18296419

>>18296386
This is only after the try to haggle the price

>> No.18296422

>>18296201
Lmfao enjoy your sealants

>> No.18296429
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>>18296422
Nah man. My shower doesn't have sealent.

>> No.18296439
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18296439

Imagine a cottage pie, but a mince and cheese pie, but made with leeks.

>> No.18296448
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>>18296201
thats a fookin lamp innit

>> No.18296455
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>>18296448
Nah man. It's my rock salt.

>> No.18296458

>>18296455
shave some off and snort it like a crackwhore

>> No.18296464

>>18296429
this anons right ur gonna get lamp cancer

>> No.18296468

>>18296458
No.

>> No.18296471

>>18296201
>cooking with it
you're supposed to put a light under it to attract white women

>> No.18296483
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Is this enough garlick?

>> No.18296497
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>> No.18296502

>>18296429
All the decorative salt things are sprayed with various sealants to prevent them from absorbing humidity.
So enjoy your sealants.

>> No.18296523
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>>18296502
Are you a retard mate?

>> No.18296536

>>18296497
wooowwowo le epig trololo

>> No.18296539

>>18296360
>takes an obvious joke as dead serious

Go the fuck back to reddît, retard

>> No.18296546
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Fuck beans! Ran out of the beef stock pots. What should i use cunts?

>> No.18296574
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The heat of the pan cooks the food

>> No.18296586
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Tsssssssssssssssssss

>> No.18296593
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Butter and leeks

>> No.18296597
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Milk rocks harvested from the finest mummified cows. Rehydrate these for the mustard cheese sauce.

>> No.18296613
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Malk

>> No.18296623
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Beef malk

>> No.18296626
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Garlic rosemary and thyme in with the leeks

>> No.18296639
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18296639

Start adding the beef

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18296652

That's starting to smell good lads

>> No.18296655

>>18296652
just remember that's a piece of decor you're eating

>> No.18296665
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Add some flour and cook so our sauce is thicc

>> No.18296684

>>18296539
yes yes, you were just pretending, we know

>> No.18296685
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Start adding the beef stock

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>>18296201
>He HATES iodine

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>>18296691
Add a dash of soy sauce and let that continue to thicken and reduce

>> No.18296769
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Start readying the cheese sauce

>> No.18296772

>>18296700
great you ruined it

>> No.18296811

>>18296772
shut up

>> No.18296817
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>>18296772
Pleb. Get some Brotatoes ready for the top.

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Mustn't forget to grate some salt in there.

>> No.18296842

idk wtf you're making OP but despite your profound retardation it's looking pretty tasty

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Nearly ready.

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>>18296842
It's like a cottage pie but with leeks and a mince and cheese pie combined. Make the mustard cheese sauce soon.

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18296893

Fuckin ready for some shit on top.

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>>18296239

>> No.18296919
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Nice and buttery

>> No.18296938

>itt: reddit soichef trying to LARP as a /ck/ poster
Have fun with your metal poisoning.

>> No.18296957
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Thicc

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>>18296938
>>18296915
Mustard cheese sauce over our beef and leek filling.

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Mash then stir through an egg yolk so the potato sets real nice good and proper

>> No.18297020

>>18296626
Hey OP i just bought leeks for the first time and want to figure out how to cook em, what do you recommend for a first time leeker?
>leekpill me

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>>18296332
your counter has a leak

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>>18297023
Kek
>>18297020
Fry with onion and bacon. Then make a bacon, leek and potato frittata.
Forgot to preheat the oven. Read for a young bake.

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>> No.18297117

>>18296523
you should get that checked out

>> No.18297122

>>18297117
It's fine man. It's just the lighting.

>> No.18297130

>>18297071
Baste thread

>> No.18297156

>>18296201
Sea salt honestly tastes better but it just doesn't look as pretty

>> No.18297172

>>18297156
Sea salt has too many sharks. Fuck jaws.

>> No.18297222
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Overcooked my banan

>> No.18297236

>>18297222
You morangutang

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Just about done. Shall have some Brock Ollie with it.

>> No.18297261

>>18297251
best thread i've seen on ck in years. keep it up

>> No.18297268
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Don't forget the salt.

>> No.18297278
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Shits bubbling like a Himalayan salt volcano

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Let that bitch cool down for another 5 mafckers

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Look at the tonglet and laugh hahaha

>> No.18297367
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Sloppa fit for a king.

>> No.18297375

well done OP. love me a shep pie. enjoy

>> No.18297376
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Fuck I might have to make this but with Tots on top. That freshly grated Himalayan Salt really elevates the flavour of everything.

>> No.18297384

>>18297375
It's not a Shepherds Pie you cunt.

>> No.18297385

>>18297375
>shepherd's pie
>isn't made out of a shepherd

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Demolished, delicious, and I didn't get poisoned. Stay mad saltlets.

>> No.18297474

how did he do it

>> No.18297475

>>18296201
sir, that is a lamp

>> No.18297486

>>18297475
Nah man. It's Himalayan pink salt harvested from the salt caves of the Himalayas by a young sherper boy named Ranjeev.

>> No.18297491

>>18297486
good morning sir

>> No.18297499

>>18297384
>meat inside, potat on top
>not a shepherds pie
well then wtf is it
fookin ell just tryin to give you a compliment baka

>> No.18297513

>>18297499
Cottage pie if it's made with beef, Shepherds pie if its made with lamb. Sloppa pie.

>> No.18297530

>>18297513
what if it was made with lamp, kek

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>>18297530
Mothpie

>> No.18297577

I don't feel so good guys...

>> No.18297696
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What do they put in that salt?

>> No.18297704

Try adding a bit of A1 next time OP

>> No.18297707

>>18297704
or for a real creamy treat try some mayonnaise

>> No.18297720

>>18297704
No. I would have it on toast with a fried egg.

>> No.18297725

>>18297696
jesus OP you ate the whole thing? what a lad

>> No.18297739
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>>18297725
That salt is the best tasting thing ever.

>> No.18297762

>>18296842
How am I retardation?

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Fuck boys...

>> No.18299698

>>18296483
No

>> No.18299736

>>18299698
Fugg you

>> No.18299751

>>18299736
The rule with garlic is there is no such thing as too much garlic.

>> No.18299760

>>18299536
see, don't eat lamps

>> No.18299792

>>18299751
>Implying I don't know the GarlicLaw

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>>18299760

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>>18299792
Then why ask if its enough

>> No.18299806
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>>18299803
Just interacting with my peers.

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>>18299806
Oh, well. Its a free world, so they say.

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>>18299822
Let's see how it is on scrambled eggs

>> No.18299885
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But her

>> No.18299900
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Freshly grated

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>>18299900
>Putting beans in your chilli

>> No.18300140

Yup, this dude graduated Joe Rogan University.

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>>18300140

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>>18296201
didn't hire sanjay sherpa to go on a himilayan trek to extract salt rocks from a deep crevasse
>freshly
you really are never gonna wagmi

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>>18300127
first day here?

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>>18296448
I came here to post this. I have one myself. The type you put candles in. My cats love to lick it. It leaks brine like shit when it's raining outside.

>> No.18300235

>>18300169
I already told you a young Sherpa boy named Ranjeev extracted it from a salt cave. I stayed outside as I'm inexperienced and his life is less valuable than mine.

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>>18300127
>>18300185
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CHILLI LITERALLY MUST HAVE BEANS OTHERWISE IT IS NOT CHILLI I FUCKING HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH BEANS ARE AN ESSENTIAL INGREDIENT THAT DEFINES THE VERY CORE OF CHILLI AND YES SHREDDED CHEDDAR CHEESE AND SALTINE CRACKERS ARE FUCKING AMAZING AND PROPER TO ADD TO YOUR CHILLI FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18300350

>>18300346
dont ree at me sperg, i'm pro-bean.

>> No.18300358

>>18296439
It's 'flour' not 'flower'

>> No.18300423

>>18300235
Good morning sirs. It is I ranjeev Sherpa. Please OP may I leave the cave

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>>18300350
Gracias

>> No.18300464

>>18300346
goes on a rant about chili claims beans are the core of chili (when chili is) doesn't realize it's chili con carne (chili with meat) not chili con huevos (chili with beans). can't even spell chili.

beans are for poors and stupid morons.

>> No.18300527

>>18296201
someone gave us a salt lamp. I actually tried using the salt for cooking till I saw how it was mined and cut. there's too much lead in Himalayan salt for my taste.

>> No.18300535

>>18296254
>>18296272
the "food grade" salt and lamp salts are the same thing.

>> No.18300541

>>18300358
Ok.

>> No.18300546

>>18300527
It's pure salt my guy

>> No.18300560

>>18300546
oh is it?
https://themeadow.com/pages/minerals-in-himalayan-pink-salt-spectral-analysis
the list is too long to post here.

enjoy your uranium.

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>>18300560
>enjoy your uranium.
bulkmaxing

>> No.18300572

>>18300560
I eat a lot of cabbage. It's boosted my uranium immune system.

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White people season their food. Good job OP.

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>>18300572
Cabbage doesn't work for that. You should be eating lead.

>> No.18300601

>>18300598
Nah man I seent it on Wickedpedia. That's why only one guy died when Chernobyl exploded. Cause Russians eat lots of cabbage so the uranium didn't do anything to them.

>> No.18300608

>>18296483
Garlic is measured in units of ramekins AFTER it’s chopped, sliced, or otherwise processed.

t. Italian

>> No.18300640
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>>18297367
My girlfriend of questionable existence makes better sloppa than you and I combined

>> No.18300674

>>18300640
I'd rather have a beef and leek cottage pie with mustard cheese sauce than whatever that is.

>> No.18301089

>>18300464
cilli is supposed to have both beans and ground beef
kidney beans not "beans" beans

>> No.18301318

>>18300234
What is this from?

>> No.18301335

>>18301318
Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal

>> No.18301386

>>18297375
hahaha stupid retard jej

>> No.18301668
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why the fuck do you have the same lamp as mine? and don't be gross, that's not healthy

>> No.18301677
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Fuck boys...

>> No.18301682

>>18301668
It's not a lamp lad. It's a salt rock from a salt cave deep in the Himalayas. Imagine a huge block of parmesan but salt.

>> No.18301686

>>18300569
kek
shit I didn't want to know

>> No.18301875
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>>18296201
Most of the himalayan rock salt is mined in Pakistan
Right now, Pakistan is undergoing a major flood, please support Pakistan by buying more pink salt!

>> No.18301886

>>18301875
I think I've got enough for the rest of my life la

>> No.18301962
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>>18301886
Buy more
The poor mines need the money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h23rF0xrhTE

>> No.18301991

>>18301962
Nah man. I already provided Ranjeev with some real money. Set him up for life. If he ever made it out of that cave that is...

>> No.18301995

>>18301962
ABANDON SHIT

>> No.18302248
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>>18296272
>rotating lighthouse toy
please dont be b8

>> No.18302260

>>18302248
It is. It has a little light on it and it rotates. It used to have blue water in it but I put the chiselled off salt in it.

>> No.18302312

>>18297020
Leek and potato soup is also an extremely delicious classic

>> No.18302587

>>18301682
>It's not a lamp
idiot.

>> No.18302591

>>18301682
Wait... what do you think parmesan is?

>> No.18302629

>>18301875
I'd buy something else that is pink...

>> No.18302728

>>18297307
looks great DESU

>> No.18303004

>>18300464
>chili con huevos (chili with beans)
uh

>> No.18303024

>>18303004
you didnt expect that retard to know shit about anything did you?

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>>18296215
t.

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>>18296358
t.

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>>18296471
t.

>> No.18303065

>>18296700
i let out an audible "awww" when i saw how much you put in . that's about 2-3x what was necessary i think

>> No.18303070

>>18296976
ohhh i see what you're doing. we call that a casserole over in my neck of the woods. ok that looks pretty good. would bring to a church potluck/10

>> No.18303085

>>18300346
>>18300346
you jest, but duels have been fought over this very topic at various chili cookoffs. men have died for beans.

>> No.18303339

guess im making some vegetarian chili tomorrow for dinner :)

>> No.18303432

>>18302591
Cheese.

>> No.18303434
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>>18302587
It's salt my guy.

>> No.18303442

>>18303065
Needed it with the amount of flour I had to put in to thicken it.

>> No.18303491
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Beans and eggs for breakfast again lads. This salt rock is a 1 way ticket to flavour town.

>> No.18303508

>>18303432
So not very much like a mineral clump mined from the Himalayas then

>> No.18303539
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>>18303434
its a SALT LAMP

autism isn't an excuse anymore, ONE more outburst from you and I'm going to backtrace this entire thread.

>> No.18303560
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>>18303508
Nah man. But the way you use it. You have a big old block of parmesan and you grate it over your food or into your food. Same applies for the salt.
>>18303539
I'm not artistic. It's literally a fucking rock of salt you retired. Back trace this

>> No.18303573

>>18301995
Audible fucking kek

>> No.18303580

>>18303560
What a fucking lad

>> No.18303665

>>18296817
I love potatoes so much brehs

>> No.18303669

>>18296239
>>18297455
why did this take you 4 hours to cook, though

>> No.18303685
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Seasoned to perfection

>> No.18303697

>>18303669
Because I was busy shitposting. And I had to grind my salt and rock it by hand.

>> No.18303714

>>18296215
Bro I used to do this. She would complain if she saw me licking it, she would say ot was gross and wanted me to throw it out so when she was over I could only get away with it if she was sleeping or in another room.

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>>18303560
we used to call my sex ed teacher artistic because she had an accent

scum like you should be lynched.

>> No.18303816

>>18303807
>Scum
>Lynched
What's got you so wound up lad?

>> No.18303818

>>18303816
is this the bean thread or the salt thread?

>> No.18303823

>>18303818
Fuck mate we've got beans and salt.

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>>18303823

>> No.18304104
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>>18301089

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Fuckin it wasn't even chilli cunts, it was literally just beans. You lot are too easy.

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>>18296201
>Imported from Pakistan

>> No.18304347

>>18303560
I think I could take it
https://vocaroo.com/1k7ZLWfzxPMe

>> No.18304387

>dis nigga eatin rocks

>> No.18305063

>>18304387
They're minerals

>> No.18306172
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>> No.18306183

That poor lamp.

>> No.18306206

>>18306183
It's not a lamp. It's a block of salt.

>> No.18306380

>>18306206
its a SALT LAMP you fucking illiterate
that means its a LAMP that is made from SALT

>> No.18306391

>>18306206
>it's a block
just like your head

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>>18296360
Have fun with your vaids, be sure to get your boosters and pray to lord science. Don't research anything for yourself.

>> No.18306427

IT'S SODIUM CHLORIDE.

>> No.18306440

God damn op all that food looked like absolute SHIT. Shove your stupid lamp up your stupid ass

>> No.18306815

No thanks. I'm fine with just using sea salt.

>> No.18307767

>>18306380
Nah man. It's just a big rock of salt.

>> No.18307790

>>18306427
Wat

>> No.18307901

>>18307767
that has been made into a lamp

>> No.18307924
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>>18307901
Nah man. It's just a big rock of salt that's been mounted to a wooden hand hold. It has not electrical attachments and does not light up. Fuckin dumbass.

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>>18307924
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>>18307940
Mine doesn't glow in the dark. It's literally a rock of salt mounted to a wooden handle.

>> No.18308003

I use pink salt also. Don't see the reason to use anything else and I like cranking the thing.

>> No.18308038

>>18308003
Based fellow salt boulder chad

>> No.18308057

>>18307989
so what does that have to do with anything here?

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Paging Dr Flavor

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>>18308057
How can it be a lamp when there's no electricals, it doesn't glow in the dark or provide any source of light, and it does not release a Genie when rubbed? It is merely a humble rock of salt with an easy to hold handle for grating.
This board really scraping the bottom of the IQ barrel.

>> No.18308288
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>>18308062
> no electricals
?? why do you keep saying this?
>it doesn't glow in the dark or provide any source of light
push button, get light. wtf are you talking about?
> It is merely a humble rock of salt with an easy to hold handle for grating.
kill yourself retard

>> No.18308310

>>18308288
There is no button you dense cunt. It's literally a rock of salt on a piece of wood. How many times do I have to fucking tell you?

>> No.18308324

>>18308310
you should get a refund on that lamp

>> No.18308351

>>18308310
do you need to be spoonfed everything?

>> No.18308387

>>18297261
this thread is so fucking hecking random im dying of reddit although OP does seem to actually have some culinary talent.

>> No.18308708

>>18308387
It's one big piss take bro.

>> No.18308739

>>18296201
worst thread of the day. congratulations

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>>18308739
>Worst thread of the day
>69 posters

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>>18308772

>> No.18308803

>>18308739
>>18308772
>worst thread of the day
>started 4 days ago

>> No.18310142

>>18296536
Get fucked retard

>> No.18310205

>>18310142
I'm shaking, I'm shaking.

>> No.18310294

>>18310205
OP?
Based
You?
Cringe

>> No.18310296

>>18310294
I am rubber you are glue.

>> No.18310336

>>18310296
Plzz stop posting cringe.

>> No.18310344

>>18310336
Oh yeah?

>> No.18310387

>>18310344
Yea....

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>>18310387
>>18310344
>>18310336
>>18310296
>>18310294
>>18310205
>>18310142
Kek. Fuckin schizos

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>>18311323

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>>18311341

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>>18311351
fucking sasquatch hill monkey

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>>18311354
No u

>> No.18311394
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Since this thread is still alive what should I make for dinner? Chicken Biryani or meatballs in a tomato sauce with pasta?

>> No.18311445
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I have surimi. What about 'crab', cabbage and coconut spring rolls?

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Maybe do beer first.

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Now that's what I call sloppa

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Sleep tight little Yorkshire

>> No.18311602
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Ice coffee

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>>18296382
I got offered the same pig-shaped cutting board by my parents when I moved out.

It was so offensive, like I appreciate the gesture, but the pig shape diminishes the functionality of the cutting board.

Anyway, never used it, I gifted it back to them at chirstmas.

>> No.18311616

>>18296523
would lick (for the nutrients)

>> No.18311618

>>18311610
There were 3. The bigger one had a split in it and it broke in half when I dropped it on the floor. Rip in peace Big Daddy Porker

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>>18311616

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>>18297367
not bad uk-bro

>> No.18311657

>>18311625
I'm am not from the UK

>> No.18311662

>>18311625
Looks like Hachis Parmentier

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>>18311657
Irish?
>>18311662
>ta mère est un hachis parmentier
c'est un pâté chinois, même famille

>> No.18311773

>>18311694
Nah man, not from the UK.

>> No.18311780

>>18311773
RoI?

>> No.18311792

>>18311780
What's Rol?

>> No.18311948
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Making spring rolls for game night.

>> No.18311957

>>18311792
Republic of Ireland

>> No.18311960
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>>18311957
Nah man, not from the UK.

>> No.18311971
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Onion in some coconut oil

>> No.18311982
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Cabbage

>> No.18311988
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"""""crab""""", ginger/lemongrass/garlic, and coconut

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Lime and chilli in there

>> No.18312019
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Off the heat. I'll stir some coconut through and let it cool a bit. Then it's time to roll some big doinks

>> No.18312021

>>18296201
Did you try licking it to check if it was coated with something?

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>>18312021
Nah man

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Fugg that's tasty. Cayenne gave it a nice kick.

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Ready to roll

>> No.18312047
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First doink = rolled

>> No.18312055
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Big doinks

>> No.18312056

>>18296623
that isn't kosher

>> No.18312060

>>18296769
what the fuck sort of chuwero are you

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>>18312060
I'm Cuban

>> No.18312087

>>18300346
holy shit so mad and so wrong
chili con carne
chili peppers with beef

>> No.18312091

>>18300464
huevos are eggs cabron

>> No.18312094
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Running out of filling

>> No.18312095

>>18312047
>>18312055
looks good but the first time I made my own spring the rice sheets reminded me of how puppies are born in these little sacks that you sometimes have to help the mama open and it's mad nasty and it kinda look like gross spring rolls, and now I can't eat spring rolls anymore.
Literally almost vomit when I try eating them.

>> No.18312101

>>18312095
More of a cat person desu

>> No.18312107

>>18303085
only lesser men profess beans as part of, much less integral to chili

>> No.18312110

>>18303508
mined straight from the milk mines under Parma

>> No.18312111
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Thinking about making meatballs and a tomato sauce for pizza

>> No.18312132

>>18304151
what sort of filthy chuwero are you

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>>18312132
Bloody bastard

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Fuck it boy's, let's ball

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Dough maker 3000

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You need more?

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Hey, I'm ballin here

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>> No.18313195

>>18308387
I stopped seeing reddit everywhere when I got off that site anon you should try it too

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>>18313195
How reddit of you.