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18339831 No.18339831 [Reply] [Original]

you will eat ze bugs

>> No.18339838

friendly reminder that you dont eat fig skin, only the inside

>> No.18339856

>>18339831
what the fuck is that !!

>> No.18339880

>>18339856
have you never seen a fig?

>> No.18340042

>>18339838
I do what I want. I even eat the bones.

>> No.18340051

>>18339856
virgin. touch women

>> No.18340075
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18340075

>>18339831
After the bugs it'll be the soylent green wafers

>> No.18340080

>>18339831
Adam Ragusea did a video on this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRBiY65N2gk

>> No.18340096

reminder that figs that we eat reproduce without wasps.

>> No.18340098

>>18340080
that was pretty interesting, thanks for sharing anon

>> No.18340114
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18340114

>>18340042

BONES?

>> No.18340118

>>18340096
they can still have wasps
see >>18340080
also, it's incorrect to say they "reproduce", grafting is more like cloning.

>> No.18340123

>>18340118
No, the holes on the bottom are too small.

>> No.18340144
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18340144

>>18339831
I love figs!

>> No.18340152
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18340152

>>18340144
what about pomegranates?

>> No.18340154

>>18340080
>they mate with their sisters
ywn be a wasp who gets to fuck his 200 sisters. Why even live?

>> No.18340157

>>18339880
isnt that the same as prunes? or am i thinking of dates? or thise huge seeded grapes that only come one or two on branch? i think thats cherries though. i dont know
im more of an olive man

>> No.18340158

>>18340152
i miss goatse

>> No.18340160
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18340160

>>18340144
your daily dose sir

>> No.18340163

>>18340157
>a fig is the same as a dried plum
Yes. And apples are actually large blueberries.

>> No.18340169

>>18340160
Why and or how does this exist?

>> No.18340173
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18340173

>>18340169
These are made by AIs. go as /g/ about stable diffusion.

>> No.18340176
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18340176

>>18339831
Hi

>> No.18340184

>>18340173
As someone who used to program AI shit I'm extremely impressed. I need to /g/ more often.

>> No.18340191

>>18340176
i hate all forms of pear

>> No.18340205
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18340205

>>18340191
pear?

>> No.18340237

>>18340176
Only good as juice. Far too many seeds.

>> No.18340247

>>18340205
tuna in english is prickly pear

>> No.18340262
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18340262

>>18340205
banana

>> No.18340266

>>18340144
>>18340152
wait a minute i recognize these images

>> No.18340267

>>18340184
/g is full of faggots that have have never been paid in real life

>> No.18340269
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18340269

>>18340266
I think you're mistaken

>> No.18340291

>>18340269
That means so much coming from a school bitch

>> No.18340302
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18340302

>>18340266
do you like them

>> No.18340307

>>18340158
That's not even &t yet

>> No.18340338

>>18339831
jokes on you, all my fig trees are parthenocarpic.

>> No.18340343

>>18340118
reminder that any fruit or vegetable could have a bug in it.

>> No.18340348

>>18340118
>they can still have wasps
quite a few of the domesticated species have sealed holes on the bottom to prevent souring from rain. wasps can't get in.

>> No.18340658
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18340658

No love for candied wasps?

>> No.18340678

>>18339838
nobody does that

>> No.18340727
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18340727

>>18339838
wrong

>> No.18340732

ok im retarded and googled after reading this thread, i had no idea fig cant reproduce without wasp. thank god i never ate one. im allergic to bees i cant imagine getting killed over some fag vegetable

>> No.18340781
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18340781

>some eceleb makes a video saying "DID YOU KNOW THIS THING YOU EAT HAS.... LE NASTY STUFF IN IT?!"
>suddenly everyone goes around parroting this fact trying to look smart

>> No.18340792

>>18340781
oh, you want some too?

>> No.18340808

>>18340781
It's an interesting fact though, chud.

>> No.18341133

>>18339831
god damn i loove figs and dried figs. i wish dried figs were cheaper so i can buy them all the time

>> No.18341138

>>18341133
I like figs also but also remember having to check them through for maggots and shit.

>> No.18341142

>>18341138
how does fecal matter get in figs?

>> No.18341158

>>18341138
we have a fig tree at eat a lot. I never tought about checking for maggots or bugs lol. I'm just going to be igorant instead of living by fear. fuck you bugs i don't care

>> No.18341171

>>18339831
I don't live in some camel towel head country so no, I won't eat "ze bugs"

>> No.18341206

>>18340781
Reading/listening about that sort of thing genuinely helped me stop being choosy with food and now I'll try just about anything

>> No.18341366

>>18339831
I thought the fig dissolved the wasp?

>> No.18341413
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18341413

so what? 99.9% of guava fruit is infested with larvae but they won't do anything about it or even tell you because the larvae is perfectly safe to eat and even gives you extra proteins, so when you drink your guava jucie remember half of it it's worm juice.

>> No.18341548

>>18341366
the juice from the fig dissolves the wasp

>> No.18341553

>>18341413
What the fuck?

>> No.18341570

>>18340176
whats up

>> No.18342191

>>18340173
Thanks, Doc.

>> No.18342353

>>18339831
My favourite summer snack. They only ripen around mid August in Vancouver, BC

>> No.18342450

I remember this Pakistani kid brought figs to school in him's lunchbag and somebody asks him what he's eating is it donkey balls he says no it's fig. And this scrawny black kid named Gunther yells out "ayo this nigga so poor his fig newtons ain't even got no newtons in em". 25 years later and I remember that clear as day. Any way I think figs are okay

>> No.18342510

>>18339831
Only some fig species need wasps for pollination and wasps aren't bugs.

>> No.18342511

>>18342510
Bug isn't a taxonomical term, it's colloquial for all microbeasts.

>> No.18342544

>>18342511
you will eat ze yeast

>> No.18342611

>>18339831
figs are good
>>>/pol/

>> No.18342615

>>18340160
thanks doc

>> No.18342634

>>18341171
>camel towel head country
what now?

>> No.18342693
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>> No.18342707
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>>18340176
not today

>> No.18342785

>The fig actually produces an enzyme called ficain (also known as ficin) which digests the dead wasps and the fig absorbs the nutrients to create the ripe fruits and seeds.

The enzyme from the fig eats the wasp

>> No.18342798

>>18340114
qt kot

>> No.18342805

>>18341142
It has to with the degenerates picking them, they don't care, they just pass it on.

>> No.18342808

>>18342511
whats a microbeet? you mean baby radish?

>> No.18342809

>>18342785
What happens when I eat the enzyme?

>> No.18342821
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18342821

>>18342809
Then you get dissolved

>> No.18342832

>>18340678
It's the only correct way. You don't eat the skin.

>> No.18342834

>>18342832
yes you do
like every normal person

>> No.18342835

>>18340727
See
>>18342832

>> No.18342838

>>18342832
Sure you do, you've never heard of pork cracklins?

>> No.18342839

>>18342834
No. You only eat the inside. Source: my neighbor who owns a fig tree since hundred years

>> No.18342840

>>18342693
>without ever leaving, the male digs escape tunnels for the female then dies
why'd he do it bros

>> No.18342843
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18342843

>>18342838
You mean figlets?

>> No.18342844

>>18342840
Just horney

>> No.18342846

>>18342840
men are the worthless sex by nature

>> No.18342850

>>18342846
and here i am, being reminded of that fact by a god damn vegetable bee

>> No.18342856

>>18342850
fruit tree

>> No.18342857
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18342857

>>18339831
Serious question.
My mother has a figtree and it bears delicious fruit.
She lives in Denmark, though, and I'm pretty sure we don't have figwasps here.
Is there something else in there or are our figs bug-free?

>> No.18342867

>>18342856
>>18342850
and its a wasp not a bee

>> No.18342868

>>18342867
>>18342856
What the fuck does it matter now your just arguing semitics

>> No.18342906

>>18342857
Everywhere that there exists figs, so too there exists fig wasps

>> No.18342977

>>18342857
figs cannot bear fruit without the wasps, they pollinate them

>> No.18342979
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18342979

>heheh it's just winged seeds friend you are not eating zee bugs

>> No.18342980

>>18342977
commercial figs don't need wasps you idiot
and so do most fig varieties that are grown by people in their backyards

>> No.18342990
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18342990

>yfw you eat a fig

>> No.18342997

>>18342990
lol

>> No.18342998

The figs on my tree are as big as my palm and awesomely sweet.

>> No.18342999

>>18342990
>the fig eats you

>> No.18343004

figs are a gay food
fig newtons are alright

>> No.18343199

>>18343004
haha yea, figs, more like FAGS right? lmao btfo

>> No.18343569

>>18343199
you mean fage? i like my figs with the 5% whole fat one

>> No.18343688

>>18340163
Don't tell him that oranges are just overripe lemons.

>> No.18343753

>>18342857
figs trees can grow in denmark? fuck me

>> No.18343772

>>18340302
I might really, really, really like this image but I'm not certain

>> No.18343781

>>18343772
perhaps you should save it, in case you decide you do.

>> No.18343793

I'm gonna be real with you. I dont give a fuck if there's a desiccated wasp in my fig. And i dont care if theres dirt on my potato. And i dont care if theres debris in my unwashed rice.

>> No.18343873

>>18343793
i bet you don't care if there's another man's penis in your wife either