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18346747 No.18346747 [Reply] [Original]

Aliens have arrived
they can eat everything humans can
You have to make them 1 dish to represent the entire planet

what do you serve the aliens?

>> No.18346754

literal shit

>> No.18346755

>>18346747
A mcchicken

>> No.18346758

ze bugs so they fuck off

>> No.18346765
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chip beef on toast

>> No.18346774
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Potato do no care too hot. Potato do no care too cold. Potato no get much water? Please, it no need much water. Potato get too much water? Is time for BIG potato. Potato do no have need of anything no even gravity. In space, scientist of russia have grow potato. They eat the space potato, it taste like ground potato. Potato survive anywhere. Potato survive everywhere. Tomato is squishy, it get bruise from walk in crate to car of farm. Not potato. Potato no care if you deliver to supermarket with bat of the baseball. You hit onion? You now have squash onion. You hit potato? Now you have many piece of potato. Can eat raw. Can boil. Can fry. You can throw in fire and eat like bear, potato? Still good. Cut up and use as stamp. With knife, chop to correct size, can use to fill hole in boat. You can turn potato into vodka, for drink or maybe even use run car engine.

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>>18346765
what's the logic behind this choice

>> No.18346778 [DELETED] 

>>18346747
Penis pot pie.

>> No.18346779

>>18346775
It's yummy?

>> No.18346781
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18346781

Salami and mushroom pizza

>> No.18346793

>>18346774
wise choice

>> No.18346824

Rice
Beef
Chicken
Bread

80% of dishes are just variants

>> No.18346855

>>18346747
Unironically a homemade Cheeseburger without fancy ingredients. Peak humanity.

>> No.18346868

I'm sure they did not get a Type 3 on the Kardashian scale by wasting time so I would get them some fast food

>> No.18346902

>>18346747
pot roast.

>> No.18346924

A knuckle sandwich! Get out of here you aliens.

>> No.18346931

>>18346747
I'd give them a McChicken. The McChicken is the best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>> No.18346932

If I had to feed the AYYs the best earth dish I would tell them that it's right here and they have to suck my penis to get it

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>> No.18346964

>>18346747
Easy. A home grown slice of bread with good quality cheese on the side of rice curry mixed with several sauces and several meats

>> No.18346970

>>18346964
also if theyre talking futuristic le 21st century just a cup of ramen will do

>> No.18346971

pizza if their tastes are the same. rice if we're trying to represent the cultures of earth

>> No.18346972

>>18346960
I've seen this image posted here before but
>those pictures
>the food
>the water flute
>the 3ds
>everything else
I would like to meet the man who made this, i have trouble believing he is not the most based man on earth

>> No.18347143

>>18346972
Pretty sure that's the same anon who made the chicken wings thread.

>> No.18347150

I would recommend them a loaf of fresh bread and some roast beef and cheese which they will enjoy much

>> No.18347154

>>18346747
beans

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>> No.18347180

>>18347143
FUCK

>> No.18347183
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>> No.18347233

>>18347183
Qrd

>> No.18347257

>>18347233
africannibals.

>> No.18347267

depends on what the fuck they eat
vegetarians (i dunno, maybe some sorta large herd species became the dominant species): something with peanut butter or a mild curry dish
meat eaters: basically any dedicated barbecue place in texas will probably impress
mushroom eaters: now this is the problematic one... i suppose any of our local large or dense mushrooms might be impressive but frankly I have no idea what flavor profile would be impressive in a diet mostly of mushrooms and fungi.

>> No.18347270

>>18346747
>they can eat everything humans can
What about drink? Can they drink anything humans can as well?

>> No.18347275

>>18347233
long pig

>> No.18347339

Maybe you could start interstellar war by feeding it some surströmming

>> No.18347349

>>18346781
They would probably object to the mushrooms since funghi are the cousins of aliens

>> No.18347356

>>18347267
>basically any dedicated barbecue place in texas will probably impress
dude texas bbq lmao

>> No.18348269

If they can still eat it's not worth the risk. They can eat lead. Especially if it's those grey faggots.

>> No.18348721

>>18347270
Yes, and alcohol effects them the same way too

>> No.18349727

>>18346747
The Hurgin

>> No.18349736

>>18346747
Get em real high with a fat blunt and give them fried chicken

>> No.18349758

>>18346747
You can feed the aliens ducks at the park, they’re free. Alternatively, you could open a fast food business where customers (in this case aliens) could enter a drive thru and upon reaching the window, the staff would then spit in their face and imply that we are currently out of vacancy on this heavenly body in which we reside and that their kind aren’t welcome. I’m sure there’s a better way to phrase this also.

>> No.18350275

Meatloaf w/ green beans and mashed potatoes, and a pineapple upside down cake

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18350279

Beans

>> No.18350289

>>18346747
french omelette no competition

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>>18346747
Fried rice with crack on it.

>> No.18350665

chicken noodle soup

>> No.18350705

>>18347349
>funghi are the cousins of aliens
that's ridiculous. Funghi have nothing to do with aliens, they don't even come close to resembling us

>> No.18350754

>>18346747
Penne alla vodka with breaded chicken

>> No.18350761

>>18346960
From the thumbnail I thought those were photos of his family so that he could see them one last time while he died.

>> No.18351134

>>18346960
The person who took this picture is a faggot. The picture is proof of that.

>> No.18351167

>>18348721
No it doesn’t

>> No.18351169

>>18350275
You sound like someones 80 year old great aunt

>> No.18351260

>>18346747
deenz

>> No.18351264

>>18350275
i think you're suppose to impress them not embarrass us

>> No.18351269

>>18346924
lmao

>> No.18351271

>>18346747
cock sandwich

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frigg off aliens!

>> No.18351275

>>18346924
Boom boom

>> No.18351290
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These!

>> No.18351299

>>18351290
when i think of the american dream i sure think of dnc shill stephen colbert

>> No.18351304

>>18351290
and thats funny coming from ben and jerrys

>> No.18351306

>>18346964
>rice curry
why? most people on earth dont eat that, it should be something that represent the average human meal

>> No.18351308

Weed brownies

>> No.18351311

>>18347267
>again curry
fuck off

>> No.18351312

A full thanksgiving dinner: turkey, stuffing, gravy, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, the works. They will instantly realize the subgroup who created this exquisite meal (White Americans) are superior and exterminate everyone else for our convenience.

>> No.18351315

>>18351311
its ok little boy we got you a steaming bowl of mac and cheese with extra sugar

>> No.18351354

>>18346960
Based

>> No.18351600

>>18351315
Always funny to see the ways in which pajeets and shitskins try to come up with insults for people who are regular skinned.

>> No.18351614

Cook some rice and then ceremoniously place a whole raw egg on the rice explaining that the heat of the rice cooks the egg haha you read it again!

>> No.18351827

>>18350761
>being this new

>> No.18351965

>>18351600
oh we can throw in a happy meal too for little babby dipshit anon

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>>18350705

>> No.18352380

>>18346747
my special soup made of garlic simmered in a pot of dave's insanity sauce, garnished with fresh reapers.

>> No.18353711

>>18351290
>Ingredients: Water

>> No.18353729

>>18346747

One of those Scottish cardboard boxes filled fried food

>> No.18354564

>>18353711
yeah, and...?

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>>18346747
Stew, as it is one of the oldest and most ubiquitous meals invented.

>> No.18354974

>>18350275
Meatloaf is delicious.
Mashed potatoes are delicious.
Pineapple upside down cake is delicious.
>oh no people ate food 50 years ago I guess we can't eat it anymore or we won't be hip and cool

>> No.18354982

>>18346754
>Fpbp
As always

>> No.18355231

>>18354935
A perpetratual stew

>> No.18355271

>>18350761
He used to post all the time about Taco Bell and a burger he made but some anons were figuring out exactly where he lived and what Taco Bell he frequented from his posts so he stopped

>> No.18355304

>>18346960
I see you post one of these like every 3-4 days it seems. Are you bulimic, or just a binge eater/drinker? Naked lunch leads me to believe the former. Genuinely curious about these bizarre tableaus.

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>>18346747
the greatest sandwich on earth, of course

>> No.18356957

>>18346747
my cock

unironically

>> No.18356993

>>18356957
Yes if they are microscopic aliens they should have a big feast

>> No.18357827

>>18346747
I would love to see their reaction to all that slimy chicken, beef, and shrimp they serve at chinese buffets. Because I know it's over salty and intense in flavor. Give them a pair of chopsticks as utensils for shits and giggles and say good luck nigger.

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>>18356993
nom

>> No.18358356

>>18346774
I'm getting this put on a shirt. Thank you anon