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18400248 No.18400248 [Reply] [Original]

how can I be as comfy as sleepytime bear?

>> No.18400267

Take hydromorphone or OxyContin and drink sleepy time bear tea near a cozy fire with talk radio turned down low, guarantee you’ll feel like a bear in no time

>> No.18400742
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>>18400267
Kek fpbp as usual

>> No.18400770

>>18400248
warm milk, breathing exercises, no TV, clear your mind.

>> No.18400774
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>>18400248
This bear **JUST** finished off a woodland family of 4. You'd be tired too, after all the rending, tearing, and chasing down the terrified occupants of small, but sturdy log cabin.
Dodging those bullets was no small feat either.
Tired and absolutely STUFFED, you'd collapse into your comfy chair as well...Probably sleep the WHOLE WINTER THROUGH.
The CAT, on the other hand...

>> No.18400782

>>18400267
Would poppy tea work?

>> No.18400788

>>18400248
Drink a gallon of sleepytime tea as fast as you can and let your mind enter the void.

>> No.18400790

>>18400248
listen to k-pop

>> No.18400793

>>18400248
opium

>> No.18400827
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>>18400782
>>18400793
Something STRONGER, Perhaps??

>> No.18400830

>>18400248
why does their tea make the water have a weird texture

>> No.18400831

>>18400248
join that weird cult

>> No.18400835
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>>18400827
Somebody post this mashup with Slepytime Bear, pls

>> No.18400879

>>18400835
fat little shit

>> No.18400898

>>18400879
Hey…

>> No.18401033

>>18400879
DON'T fucking BULLY him.

>> No.18401047
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>>18400835
I got you, fren.
>Yes, Original poaster

>> No.18401076

>>18401047
kek

>> No.18401224
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>>18401047
Thank you, fren!

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>>18401224
you bet.
It's breddy fun.

>> No.18401289

>>18400248
That muhfugga is going to have one fucked up neck when he wakes up

>> No.18401294

>>18400770
no blue screen 90 mins before bed

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>>18401289
he'll just grin and bear it

>> No.18401313

>>18401299
CARLOS!

>> No.18401367

>>18401047
nice

>> No.18401447
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>>18400248
do you see a cell phone, a computer, or a tv? no you don't - that is how this bear remains peak comfy, anon

>> No.18402766

>>18400879
This. I'm surprised the branch didn't buckle under his weight. What a FAT FUCK!

>> No.18402774

>>18400248
Read up on Urantia

>> No.18403149

>>18400267
/thread

>> No.18403329

>>18401447
i see a radio

>> No.18403443

>>18401289
Fuck imagine the tension headache

>> No.18403479

>>18400835
I fucking hate fat squirrels.

>> No.18403483

>>18400774
who is your oshi?

>> No.18403998
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>>18403479

>> No.18404018

Ketamine. Good for little girls.

>> No.18404285

>>18400248
I once brewed an entire carton of sleepytime tea into a concentrated pot with honey. It was super potent, but didn’t override the effects of cocaine. I didn’t go to bed until 3am and had work the next morning.

>> No.18404490

>>18404285
Stay away from the big boy drugs if you're going to be a fucking amateur.. you're supposed to keep powerful benzos around for the comedown when using stimulants.

>> No.18404898
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>>18402774

>> No.18404963

>>18404490
If you only knew, anon…

>> No.18404979
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18404979

>>18403483
>oshi
I'm not sure I get your meaning...
I'm of the "Be your OWN Superhero" school of thought.
If you are referring to Kot, that's one of my flippytail kotsisters

>> No.18404984

>>18404979
It's a vtuber thing.
Clean your fucking room btw.

>> No.18405108

>>18404984
I refuse to listen to an "Psychology Expert" who sells shitty rugs and eats anti-depressants like candy.
...OH, you meant the pic.
That's from 3 tears ago while I was remodeling the house--I sold it for a tidy profit. That's why the floor is covered with rosin paper.
Mind your fucking business.

>> No.18405591

>>18404285
>super potent
I tried the same thing after hearing it was like having a Valium from that one Sopranos episode. I found it hardly did anything, and that was with the extra potent bags. Felt like I just wasted a box of decent herbal tea instead of getting a mild high

>> No.18406261

>>18400248
sleep tight tea bear

>> No.18406267

>>18403483
Probably FBK

>> No.18406298

>>18403483
it used to be the shart but she doesn't stream anymore

>> No.18406328

>>18400267
Sounds like a great way to die from carbon monoxide poisoning.

>> No.18406347

>>18400770
lol if anything you need more tv

>> No.18406464

>>18400248
Gotta drink comfy tea

>> No.18406533

>>18403479
Just imagine those snarky squirrels that stole your green beans? They're laughing now, but we have some serious tech to nail them and the gophers too!

>> No.18406541
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18406541

This bitch needs to be on wanted posters across the nation!

>> No.18406553

>>18401047
lol

>> No.18407027

Based sleepytime bear tea enjoyer

>> No.18407048

>>18406328
No it doesn't. Or rather, if your fireplace and/or room design traps CO from a few hours of puttering controlled fire to be a health risk, then you've got a defective design that shouldn't be used at all and is likely always a risk. Falling asleep beside a fireplace shouldn't be a big risk for CO poisoning in particular.

>> No.18407646

>>18400248
I love him so much

>> No.18407650
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18407650

Drinking a cup of comfy bear right now after my evening run.

>> No.18407677

>>18400248
So comfy a blonde little girl can sneak in and out of his house with stuff. He drinks the tea because his nerves are shot. He thinks he's going mad.

>> No.18407819

>wood stove
>carhartt socks
>your best blanket or pajamas
>pot of hot sake
>vape pen with hash oil
>maybe some nyquil

>> No.18407888

>>18400267
christ, I remember when I got my wisdom teethpulled out and was proscribed Percocet, that shit made my whole body feel like I was in warm nirvana and all I did was read on my laptop in bed on tvtropes, 1d4chan and wikis, play fallout 3, new Vegas, silent hill and Skyrim and eat sacks of McDoubles n mcchickens when they were a fucking dollar, fuck those were good times

>> No.18407918

>>18407888
Similar with me but it was a root canal, I got prescribed tylenol 3 which has codeine in it, what a load of useless shit. I threw the bottle of pills away and smoked a joint and just let it heal up naturally and I'm just fine, for a 4chan poster.

>> No.18407941

>>18407918
you're supposed to take Tylenol with ibuprofen, supposedly they work better together than separately

>> No.18407969

>>18407941
Yeah I was just a kid of 16 or 17 or so at the time and didn't know any better

>> No.18407994

>>18401047
lol based

>> No.18408218

>>18400248
have no worries in life

>> No.18408324

>>18400248
just gave up drinking again so I'll be getting back into herbal teas..valarian root was good for that effect.. especially with the cooler weather coming along.. otherwise opium smoking

>> No.18408326

>>18400248
Shit in your bed