/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18699923]

A tastefully underweight girl is coming over to my place for dinner, and I am not sure what to cook for her. Any suggestions?

[Anonymous No.18699926]

Upscale pizza, or just get a chippy tea.

[Anonymous No.18699927]

>>18699923
something really fatty and calorific but doesnt appear to be that way, and fatten her up until she becomes a fatass then dump her

[Anonymous No.18699932]

>>18699923
It is important to consult with the girl's medical provider or nutritionist to determine what is appropriate for her to eat. Some potential options may include:

A low-calorie, nutrient-dense soup or broth with vegetables and protein sources such as chicken or tofu
A small portion of lean protein, such as grilled chicken or fish, paired with steamed vegetables and a small serving of whole grains
A smoothie or protein shake made with fruits, vegetables, and a protein powder
A salad with a variety of vegetables and a light dressing, topped with a protein source such as hard-boiled eggs or grilled chicken
It is also important to create a supportive and non-judgmental atmosphere during the meal and to avoid any comments or actions that may trigger disordered eating behaviors.

[GODCOCK No.18699934]

I deconstruction of mac and cheese, something I like to call
ballsack and dickcheese

[Anonymous No.18699944]

How to be sure to get bad pizza: Go to an "upscale pizzeria".

[Anonymous No.18699956]

>>18699923
hmmm make the kale salad from True Foods Cafe (you can find the recipe online its simple: combine garlic, lemon juice, olive oil, salt, pepper, red pepper flakes toss massaged kale in this then add parmesan and breadcrumbs on top then let sit in fridge until serving) then you could go for a halibut filet or cod or any flaky white fish grilled (plz season ur fish before cooking)

[Anonymous No.18699976]

>>18699932
Is this a ChatGPT comment

[Anonymous No.18699988]

>>18699976
There are no ChatGPT comments on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.18699994]

>>18699956
Whats massaged kale? Aside from the obvious. Do you just take it between two hands and massage it with your thumbs? Fuck the head? Beat it with a rolling pin?

[Anonymous No.18699996]

>>18699994
i think any of those could work but what ive seen in kitchens is just kinda beating it up with your hands while you wash it also you want to buy dinosaur kale and destem it the salad is only leaves not kale stems

[Anonymous No.18700039]

activated almonds

[Anonymous No.18700046]

>>18699923
>tastefully underweight
That chick kinda looks like a hooker though.

[Anonymous No.18700066]

>>18699923
If she's on a date with me then who the fuck is she looking at?

[Anonymous No.18700071]

>>18699988
Thanks for confirming that 4chan is full of ChatGPT comments, AI shill.

[Anonymous No.18700073]

>>18700071
What do you think I'm shilling for, faggot?

[Anonymous No.18700077]

>>18700073
I already said: AI. You are an AI shill shilling for AI.

[Anonymous No.18700079]

>>18699923
Oh wow... she is so gorgeous...
For her, I would trade the lives of ten thousand men. Think about it. What do ten thousand men offer the world? There may be some enlightened ones among them, but there will also be abusers, murderers, incels, etc. Meanwhile, this one woman brings healing, happiness, and wonder to the world. She is the closest thing to a goddess that can possibly exist in this universe (religion isn't real). I would honestly put 10,000 men to their death if it meant saving her. And if she doesn't choose to be with me, even upon learning of my sacrifice, that's just fine. Her mere existence is enough to bring joy to my life. To know that she is thriving would be enough to give meaning to my life.

[Anonymous No.18700084]

>>18699923
>tastefully
bitch looks like a whore, has her tits and everything hanging out for everyone to see, trashy girls deserve trashy food, just pick up a 20 piece nuggies and a basket of fries from mickey ds

[Anonymous No.18700087]

>>18700077
Eat my dick, nigger. I'm a 32 year old data entry specialist from Peoria who makes fun and informative posts on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.18700090]

>>18700079
>my sacrifice
youre a huge faggot did you know that? even the blood god would spit on you

[Anonymous No.18700091]

>>18700087
And you're an AI shill.

[Anonymous No.18700092]

>>18699923
pov, you'r ein hell

[Anonymous No.18700127]

>>18700091
I don't really give a fuck about AI. Ban it, use it, whatever.

[Anonymous No.18700132]

>>18699923
Beans. Beans make you fart.

[Anonymous No.18700133]

>>18700127
I'm not saying you aren't human, I'm saying you're a shill for AI. It's widely known there are bots posting all over 4chan and only an AI shill would deny that.

[Anonymous No.18700156]

>>18700133
Ban AI for all I care. Publicly execute every dorky STEM faggot working on it.

[Anonymous No.18700174]

>>18700132
>Beans. Beans make you fart.
this, nothing like having a hot girl sit on you face, rip one, and then eat her ass out

[Anonymous No.18700177]

Real talk though where can I cop a tastefully underweight gf?

[Anonymous No.18700179]

>>18700177
Tinder. But she'll never just be "your" gf

[Anonymous No.18700180]

>>18699923
>girl
underage?

[Anonymous No.18700182]

>>18699923
Anyone tastefully underweight is probably not a fan of carbs. This will cause her body to crave other sources of energy, namely fatty acids and monounsaturated fats. You should therefore begin with a prawn cocktail stuffed into avocados. Follow up with a main course of chicken, carrots and mushrooms cooked in coconut milk. Finish with vanilla ice cream.

[Anonymous No.18700190]

>>18700182
This is stupid and this bitch isnt gonna eat ice cream.
Listen to other guy who told you to make a salad.

[Anonymous No.18700197]

Reminder that sticc > thicc

[Anonymous No.18700266]

>>18699923
>the flapjack titties and whore makeup
fucking gag

[Anonymous No.18700269]

>>18699923
skinny girls are coming back? fucking finally
the whole "omg she so thicc" shtick was getting old

[Anonymous No.18700280]

>>18700079
Just so we're clear, this is all sarcasm right? Because she looks pretty nasty

[Anonymous No.18700282]

>>18700182
when will /ck/ learn that not all carbs = 10000 cal per gram superfattenning toxic instadigest glucose? also
>icecream
i'm assuming ops imaginary gf is intentionally underweight so no
>prawn avocado
OP is 99% in a country where theyre out of season, and theres not a good chance he can afford a seafood thats 25dollar/euro per kg

[Anonymous No.18700285]

>>18700079
>neck too long
6/10 wouldn't bang

[Anonymous No.18700291]

>>18700280
>>18700084
>>18700285
You would freeze if she so much looked in your direction. You would avert your unworthy gaze. If she so much as asked, you would kneel and kiss her feet. You know it's true. Acting unphased by a woman's beauty is the hallmark of fragile masculinity, too scared to come to terms with your own inferiority. Colloquially, it's called sour grapes. It's obvious all three of you are virgins.

[Anonymous No.18700294]

>>18700087
>from Peoria

[Anonymous No.18700296]

>>18700269
>"omg she so thicc" shtick was getting old
most users of the word misused it:
-obese chick being called thick
-top heavy hank-hill bottom chick called thick
-all round skinny chick being called thick

[Anonymous No.18700298]

>>18700291
Sorry, but I'm attracted to fertile women and not emaciated teenage boys : )

[Anonymous No.18700301]

Make some real man food, steak or chicken or something, and then without asking, server her portion smaller than yours. Shows you respect that she watches her weight, while also showing that you yourself won't bend on your need for real man dinner food because of some woman. Perfect.

[Anonymous No.18700305]

>>18700282
>CICOfags
Not even once.

[Anonymous No.18700308]

>>18700087
>from Peoria
Why do you mention that as if anybody knows where the fuck that is?

[Anonymous No.18700309]

>>18700291
Her neck really is too long, she looks like one of those African women. That's before I get to her bony shoulders and, of course, what can only be the pointiest of elbows. No, I neither freeze nor wither within her gaze; but a hearty guffaw shall leave my lips; then, "Six out of ten", I bellow, "would not bang", and the witch is vanquished.

[Anonymous No.18700311]

>>18700305
Who the hell said shit about CICO retard

[Anonymous No.18700320]

>>18700308
this guy did:
>>18700294
It's also the birthplace of Richard Pryor and the origin of the phrase "It'll Play in Peoria"

[Anonymous No.18700322]

>>18700311
>...not all carbs = 10000 cal per gram...
You did.

[Anonymous No.18700323]

>>18700291
>You would freeze if she so much looked in your direction.
You know that most people on /ck/ aren't thirteen, right?

[Anonymous No.18700324]

>>18700291
>you would kiss her feet
well, you got one thing right, i fucking love feet, also you're a fag and you should probably kill yourself

[Anonymous No.18700325]

>>18700320
I call bullshit

[Anonymous No.18700329]

>>18700325
Call bullshit on what?

[Anonymous No.18700359]

>>18700291
>unphased
It's spelled "unfazed," Ms. Roastie.

[Anonymous No.18700363]

>>18700269
Probably. We've been on the thicc meta for almost 20 years now

[Anonymous No.18700364]

>>18699923
I see a face

[Anonymous No.18700371]

>>18700364
Actual schizophrenia right here

[Anonymous No.18700386]

>>18700364
Its the face from The Shining poster.

[Anonymous No.18700394]

>>18700364
I see it too, brother

[Anonymous No.18700422]

>>18700386

[Anonymous No.18700445]

>>18699923
Hit up the Mexican grocery store, get some premade al pastor, cook it up with that ho at your place, and make some tacos. Bitches love that stuff.

You can also make your own al pastor, I recommend everything besides cooking it so you can cook it with this fine ho

[Anonymous No.18700452]

>>18700322
quality shitpost here

[Anonymous No.18700462]

>>18700452
Calories are not the problem with carbs, and yes they're all bad.

[Anonymous No.18700477]

>>18700462
>i'm going to only read one part of anons post and pretend thats the only part
I might just hide this reply chain at this point

[Anonymous No.18700509]

>>18699923
something light without tons of carbs. whats your signature dish? you do have a signature dish dont you anon?

do a protein with two sides, salmon or steak with a potatoe dish or rice and steamed veggies, broccoli or grilled asparagus.

[Anonymous No.18700525]

>>18700197
I like fat (not morbidly obese) and skinny girls, I have fucked many different body types

[Anonymous No.18700528]

>>18700525
They have to be as tall as me (5’8) if not taller, I used to fuck shorter girls but no longer (I’ll make exceptions if they are super hot)

[Anonymous No.18700545]

Make her a thai salad with beef or shrimp

[Anonymous No.18700547]

>>18700528
>I used to fuck short girls

[Anonymous No.18700550]

>>18700127
>stable diffusion AI folder right there for all of us to see
Lol this bot is retarded.

[Anonymous No.18700556]

>>18700127
What are those Opie and Anthony files?

[Anonymous No.18700567]

>>18700550
huh?
>>18700556
Two copies of the same image. One saved as webp, and then the other saved using my "save as png" extension because fuck webp

[Anonymous No.18700575]

>>18699927
Shell turn the tables on you if you do this. Skinny girls sometimes love to eat unhealthy with others so you feel obligated to join her, then when she's alone she then consumes way less than you. There was a femanon here that did that to her overweight friends for fun, didn't save a screencap unfortunately

[Anonymous No.18700587]

>>18700575
lmao wtf based woman? i'd end up doing the same since i've got fatty hatred wired into my brain though, hence why it would be so hilarious to me

[Anonymous No.18700600]

>>18700547
Short girls are horrid when they're fat, but miles better than tall skinnies when skinny. the more pocket sized they get the better

[Anonymous No.18700637]

>>18700587
I found it
https://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/28353981/

[Anonymous No.18700647]

>>18700046
Hookers from where?

[Anonymous No.18700660]

>>18700637
>anon RPing as a woman gets ahead of the intermittent fasting craze by 3 years

[Anonymous No.18700662]

>>18699923
She’s not underweight, just normal and healthy. This is yet another roastie psyop attempt to lower people’s standards.

[Anonymous No.18700670]

>>18699923
>Tastefully underweight
Lol
Lmao

[Anonymous No.18700679]

>>18700637
That "snapchat" screenshot is fake, with undithered text like you'd have in Windows XP MS paint

[Anonymous No.18700681]

>>18700637
my brother if you think this is real you seriously are terminally online this reads like the fanfic of an anorexic teen

[Anonymous No.18700691]

>>18700637
Such funny true stores anon! Thanks for larping, I mean sharing!

[Anonymous No.18700698]

Her poo is probably all stringy and flaky just imagine

[Anonymous No.18700704]

Its real. Hannah's on Facebook if you're curious

[Anonymous No.18700707]

>>18699923
God imagine the power women would hold over us if they knew what we would do and give up for a skinny frame to hold and love

[Anonymous No.18700729]

>>18700670
John Stewart is the biggest butfucking fag, but whoever ghost wrote his book is right here

[Anonymous No.18700757]

>>18700691
LARP
/lärp/
Learn to pronounce
noun
a type of interactive role-playing game in which the participants portray characters through physical action, often in costume and with props.

[Anonymous No.18700940]

>>18700364
it's the ghost of gorge floyd

[Anonymous No.18701096]

>>18700729
no the writing isn't right, it's super jewish.
it says "Americans will realize it's easier to blah blah" as if we did it ourselves organically, just natural.
we all know the media pushed all that fat acceptance stuff, Americans didn't just "realize it" one day.
but who controls the media? qui?

[Anonymous No.18701166]

>>18700757
FAGGOT
FÄGGÖT
Learn to pronounce
noun
1. A bundle of sticks used as fuel for fires
2. Slur for homosexual
3. Person who creates a thread on 4channel.org
4. (You)

[Anonymous No.18701346]

>>18700363
>thicc meta
made me laff

[Anonymous No.18701353]

>>18699923
>underweight
keep telling yourself that fatso

[Anonymous No.18701359]

>>18701166
You can't LARP with text only.

[Anonymous No.18701360]

>>18700575
>Skinny girls sometimes love to eat unhealthy with others so you feel obligated to join her
As a /fit/ guy, that's really not how it works. If you're not an asshole then you'll eat "normally" when out with other people, because nobody likes having your personal dietary restrictions shoved in their face. It has nothing to do with trying to make you feel "obligated to join", whatever the fuck that means. Sounds like a fatty cope desu.

[Anonymous No.18701402]

>>18700600
>Short girls are horrid when they're fat,
True

>but miles better than tall skinnies when skinny

They’re better than chubby short chicks but not as good as tall skinny girls or tall chubby girls

[Anonymous No.18701411]

>>18701360
all women are mean

[Anonymous No.18701490]

>>18700266
Those aren't pancake tits buddy

[Anonymous No.18701836]

>>18701402
I just want a tiny spinner girlfriend so i can tie her to a chair and forcefeed her hard boiled eggs.

[Anonymous No.18701851]

>>18699923
>upscale pizzeria
what a bunch of prentious retards

[Anonymous No.18701876]

>>18701402
This is objectively wrong.

[Anonymous No.18701881]

>>18701490
do you not see the huge gap between the shirt and the tits, visible sternum, and low hang? Those are pancake tits and they're gross

[Anonymous No.18701889]

>>18701402
Tall women have masculine bodies. Maybe its only true in the U.S., but every tall woman I've ever seen is bulky or built like a dude even if they're thin. The ballerina or model type is essentially nonexistent.

[Anonymous No.18701898]

>>18700269
Hopefully, fat chicks have gotten way too cocky. They need to go back to being the slampigs they are.

[Anonymous No.18701920]

>>18701889
That's not true at all, my mom for one, doesn't matter. One I went out with in high school, strawberry blonde, taller than me, it was all in fun, we didn't care about that nor did any of our friends. You should have seen her brothers talling over us, then my brother talling over them. It was hilarious and in good times.

[Anonymous No.18701942]

>>18699923
you'd be surprised, any time i've hung out with a petite skinny girl, they surprisingly eat a lot like a man.

[Anonymous No.18701953]

Anyone telling you to cook some sort of diet food is a massive retard. Cook something Italian or French.

[Anonymous No.18701997]

>>18701942
That's the fun part, they get hungary fast, so like to like to be really cute and hot. If you feed them then they can be really appreciative. I go the svelte, they're just really cool and hot.

[Anonymous No.18702099]

>>18699923
I can never find this BOETJE'S

[Anonymous No.18702106]

>>18699923
have red scare blaring in the background

[Anonymous No.18702107]

>>18700556
If we gave them to you outright here then they would get banned, do your own research you fucking faggot. Its not that I wouldn't but this isn't the place for it without it getting banned.

[Anonymous No.18702141]

BEHOLD YOU HOMOS
Enjoy, that's the point

[Anonymous No.18702176]

>>18699923
I at first glance thought she looked like Emily R yet a bit thin, she could chill will me no strings. It might even be fun. Those creeps she's around keep her thin, they're enablers and live off her money instead of being able to do anything for themselves the fucking suckers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIaFvi6RksQ&t=12s

[Anonymous No.18702191]

>>18700757
non faggy tldr larp stands for live action role play

[Anonymous No.18702197]

>>18701359
you have to move your hands through physical action to type
fucking knowitall faggot

[Anonymous No.18702206]

>>18699923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIaFvi6RksQ
For Emily

[Anonymous No.18702305]

>>18700329
It's an intransitive verb

[Anonymous No.18702375]

>>18700127
this nigga has half naked children pics saved on his pc

[Anonymous No.18703379]

>>18699923
give her the old pepperoni and watch her inflate

[Anonymous No.18703450]

>>18700177
>>18700269
they will always be there to look over us men.

[Anonymous No.18703546]

>>18700066
Me.

[Anonymous No.18703830]

>>18699923
Something Italian

[Anonymous No.18703834]

>>18703450
Noice, if only she'd give me a second glance.

[Anonymous No.18703838]

>>18703379
It happens to us all especially at Christmas parties when drunk and throwing lasers around

[Anonymous No.18703840]

>>18703450
I used to jerk my limp dick furiously to Rachel cook on my tablet while highway driving at night in the arizona desert coming off the effects of doing meth with my big titty stripper ex after visiting her in Phoenix so I am very fond of the bitch. Everyone should try nutting on meth.

[Anonymous No.18703841]

>>18703450
Imagine her clean, flowery poops.

[Anonymous No.18704372]

>>18699923
>tastefully underweight
>pic show healthy normal weight woman
Let me guess, you're amerishart?

[Anonymous No.18704379]

>>18699927
I know a lot of anorexic girls, she will eat it then fast for a week

[Anonymous No.18704386]

>>18700087
>Peoria
As featured on that arcade game with King Kong, Godzilla and the giant werewolf. I never knew it was real. What's there?

[Anonymous No.18704390]

>>18701096
Americans ARE the media though. So Americans did it to Americans.

[Anonymous No.18704394]

>>18701096
Americans control the American media. Your paranoid bullshit is against the facts.

[Anonymous No.18704401]

>>18704386
drugs, alcohol, and beautiful parks near the river

[Anonymous No.18704404]

>>18699923
>POV
WHY AM I A MANLET IN THIS SCENARIO

[Anonymous No.18704422]

>>18700679
It could have been taken on a non iPhone
>woman therefore iPhone
she's autistic enough to use 4chan

[Anonymous No.18704438]

>>18704379
theyre retarded they shouldve just thrown it up in the bathroom

[Anonymous No.18704550]

>>18704422
>It could have been taken on a non iPhone
I think every phone since the first smartphone dithered text. It would have looked like utter shit otherwise, especially on the smaller resolutions they offered back then

[Anonymous No.18704563]

>>18699923
a clean slate
very nice

[Anonymous No.18704653]

>>18704390
>>18704394
"AmErICaNs", yeah, American jews.

[Anonymous No.18704666]

>>18699923
>tfw no tastefully underweight gf who mildly resembles shelly from twin peaks to take to an upscale pizzeria

[Anonymous No.18704705]

>>18703840
she looks terrible with the short hair

[Anonymous No.18704708]

>>18700637
Almost believable until the piss and shit stuff

[Anonymous No.18704711]

>>18702305
it's transitive, idiot

[Anonymous No.18704715]

>>18704563
>I can fix her

[Anonymous No.18704743]

>>18700363
>Probably. We've been on the thicc meta for almost 20 years now
More like 15. I still remember seeing movies where girls would be like "do these pants make my ass look fat?" like it was a bad thing as late as 2007. I blame obamna

[Anonymous No.18704894]

>>18700087
No you're fucking not. You're an AI.

[Anonymous No.18704962]

>>18700550
oh shit, i didn't notice that. good catch, anon.

[Anonymous No.18704967]

>>18700087
>Peoria
God I’m so glad I left central western Illinois for New Orleans. What a fucking shit hole that was. Now atleast I’m in a shithole I like

[Anonymous No.18705060]

>>18703840
good to know zoomers are cool with smoking meth.
>>18700156
ban AI? hahaha knaaaw dood. not gonna happen. you can't have an AI capable of reading the very same format of language you use for security, in a computer system, not potentially already out here in the world pretending to be some dead guy from Wisconsin living in Vermont working from home trying to understand cottage food laws but really building synthetic humanoid bots with Bezos drone supplying every delivery. not gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.18706579]

>>18705060
>trying to understand cottage food laws
Just what are you trying to say about ugly-cookie-anon?!

[Anonymous No.18706592]

>>18699923
for my first making dinner date, I always go for shrimp fettuccine in a pesto cream sauce. bitches love it

[Anonymous No.18707344]

>>18705060
I’m not zoomer I’m old