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What's it made of?

>> No.18750680

>>18750678
its pretty close to thousand island i bet

>> No.18750684

>ketchup
>mayo
>relish
>vinegar
>onion flakes

>> No.18750688

>>18750684
And msg. Not trolling, its listed on the giant tubes of it they use in their sauce guns.

>> No.18750695

>>18750688
>it they use in their sauce guns.
>be american big mac
>get shot

>> No.18750696

>>18750680
this
kens thousand island is pretty damn close.

>> No.18750708

Big Mac Sauce
Ingredients: Soybean Oil, Sweet Relish (diced Pickles, Sugar, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Distilled Vinegar, Salt, Corn Syrup, Xanthan Gum, Calcium Chloride, Spice Extractives), Water, Egg Yolks, Distilled Vinegar, Spices, Onion Powder, Salt, Propylene Glycol Alginate, Garlic Powder, Vegetable Protein (hydrolyzed Corn, Soy And Wheat), Sugar, Caramel Color, Turmeric, Extractives Of Paprika, Soy Lecithin.

>> No.18750714

>>18750708
bro thats like reading a fucking shampoo bottle when youve forgotten a book

>> No.18750716

>>18750678
The secret ingredient is Vegeta.

>> No.18750718

>>18750680
>>18750696
They taste nothing alike you fat fuck. God you're so fucking fat mmmmm mmm mmmmmm everything tassstteeee like mcdonalds cause glugh glugh glugg glrop splorsh it's all i glgrtrrrrooogggpppp eat uuggggghhh *farts* uuuugggghhhhhh duh taco bell got me again cuz i'm white looool *shits* glorrrrrppp-hh spliisssh splaaaassshh *slips on poop* ugh my back *farts causing the poo puddle to bubble up like a hot tub* uuggggghhhhh clean up in aisle 3 glorsph splursh splash

>> No.18750725

>>18750718
the best post i've seen on /ck/ in a week

>> No.18750729
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18750729

since I don't need to make an entire new thread for this, can somebody please tell me who the FUCK is ordering this as an add-on?

>> No.18750731

>>18750729
Me and my fellow architects.

>> No.18750732

>>18750718
nice
i can already see the stained cargo pants and fur jacket with a wolf howling at the moon on the back

>> No.18750739

>>18750729
The Greasy Strangler

>> No.18750740

>>18750729
Me and my close friends :-)

>> No.18750741

>>18750714
It's basically mayo, relish, garlic and onion powder, sugar and salt, with some texture and colour additives.

>> No.18750743

>>18750678
I made this recipe a couple times and it was perfect
I used sweet relish and the second time around I subbed smoked paprika for regular
both were great though
If you make it, do it a day in advance if possible
https://www.daringgourmet.com/big-mac-sauce/

>> No.18750745

>>18750739
good movie, my father actually showed me that.

>> No.18750747

>>18750732
Just wait until its the full moon and the freaks start howling

>> No.18750754

>>18750678
>What's it made of?
thousand island dressing

>> No.18750764

>>18750729
I thought they brushed the muffins with real butter, they must be using margarine now

>> No.18750771

>>18750764
I brushed your mom's muffin with my real butter

>> No.18750777

>>18750771
bullshit i dont believe its real butter
infact i cant believe its even real butter

>> No.18750849

>>18750718
high effort post

>> No.18750852

>>18750684
there's mustard in there too

>> No.18750894
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>>18750695
fuucking kek

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18750899

Have you ever wondered what lies at the bottom of the ballpit in the Play place?
It's that. It's a thin layer that grows slowly over time.
No one actually knows where it comes from. Only that if they don't empty it with a series of tubes at least once a month, children start to go missing.

>> No.18750933

>>18750899
and to think how lucky we are at /ck/ to have the comedic genius of this anon
and at only 10 years young
I bet anon plays the dozens like nobodies business

>> No.18750944

>>18750933
I didn't think you'd get upset over this post.
I'm sorry. Didn't mean to offend.

>> No.18750955

>>18750777
I tasted your mom's truffle butter

>> No.18751052

It's just a burger sauce. Ketchup, mayo, mustard, and diced dill pickle

>> No.18751084

>>18750718
I talk like this

>> No.18751088

>>18750695
kek

>> No.18751128

>>18750678
3 parts mayo
1 part mustard
1 part ketchup
a bit of Worcestershire sauce
relish
onion

Closest you can come to replicating it, but it varies on which brands of the ingredients you use.

>> No.18751287

>>18750695
Shameful kek

>> No.18751304

>>18750714
all you need to know about american food labels is that they are listed in order of % composition. That means when you make your sauce, your proportions should be > majority soybean oil, followed by relish, sugar, ect ect.

>> No.18751315

>2/4 kewpie mayo
>1/4 ketchup
>1/4 siracha
>dab of mustard

>> No.18751368

MAC SAUCE IS NOT THOUSAND ISLAND OR ANY KIND OF KETCHUP COMBINATION

IT'S MAYO, MUSTARD, AND RELISH. THEY ALSO PUT SEASONINGS AND SHIT IN IT AND THEY MASS PRODUCE IT THESE DAYS, BUT THE MAIN FLAVOR PROFILE OF THE ORIGINAL? MAYO, MUSTARD, RELISH

>> No.18751392

>>18750729
They call it The BrapHog Special

>> No.18751394

>>18750678
That's missing my toe jam, that'll brighten it right up

>> No.18751435

>>18750678
Judging by the name, it's probably made of big macs.

>> No.18751441

>>18750678
Toe jam, fumunda cheese, and msg.

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>>18751392
I got two sausage and egg mcmuffins and by the time I was eating the second one was I brapping like crazy. and this is without ordering any of the extra lubricant. luckily braps and mcmuffins smell the same. neighbours probably thought a mcdonald's just opened nearby

>> No.18751454

>>18750678
>you VILL eat ze special sauce
>you VILL order it via ze app
>you VILL NOT know what it is made of
>and you VILL be HAPPY!

>> No.18751457
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18751457

>>18751447
I have this citrus magic magic stuff for any weird smells, I've seen airline stewdresses pull this out and just eliminate any weird smells. Some goofy chick pukes or something and to prevent the sympathetic puking from others they spray it pretty fast.

>> No.18751459

>>18751457
just get ozium if you dont want the fruity scent, works the same

>> No.18751463

>>18751459
I've tried ozium, I just find citrus magic to be a lot more effective. ozium is also a ton more expensive.

>> No.18751466

>>18751463
ill give citrus magic a shot sometime then for the price point. just have sworn by ozium for lots of terrible situations.

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18751468

>>18751457
I just open the windows generally, but I find Febreeze is quite nice and effective.

>> No.18751469

>>18751459
Maybe ozium is more suited to be in a car's glove box? The can is smaller.

>> No.18751473

>>18751469
i have the same size can of ozium thats in the citrus magic pic

>> No.18751519

>>18751468
I only use febreeze for when I have some smelly clothes and need to be presentable on short notice

>> No.18751521

>>18750678
>special sauce
essence of retard

>> No.18751527

>>18751519
I would never do that but I use it around he house from time to time.

>> No.18751530
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18751530

>>18751521
more like essence of faggotry

>> No.18751682

>>18750777
Its not butter its nutter butter

>> No.18751702

>>18751468
When at 42k feet in an airplane you cant just open a window, what are you goofy or something?

>> No.18751717

>>18751702
I said this is what I do. Not what someone in an airplane should do.

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18751729

>>18750716

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18751869

>>18750678

>> No.18751871

>>18751869
NO
JUST FUCKING NO, my fucking gran eats that shit its awful, i thought picadily was gross till i encountered that

>> No.18752375

>>18751519
So then you smell like dirty clothes and freebreeze

>> No.18752381

>>18751871
Your gran is based and your a homo

>> No.18752390

>>18752381
my nan is based and she doesnt care im a homo
so what now?

>> No.18752402

>>18752390
You go give her a hug you fag. I wish mine was still around.

>> No.18752405

>>18752402
bro i love my nana and i help her all the time, i literally have to get a taxi to feed to feed her cat ina few hours
no need to insult;t me

>> No.18752543

>>18750684
there is no ketchup in the big mac sauce

>> No.18752548

>>18752390
She cares but doesn't have the balls to tell you she's massively disappointed in your lifestyle and the fact that you'll never produce a great grandchild for her you silly little flamer.

>> No.18752559

>>18750678

Here it is:

https://www.tiktok.com/@chefmikeharacz/video/7122129120493948203