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Who is the better cook?

>> No.18964076

>>18964068
Who's the old man.

>> No.18964078
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>>18964068
Jack actually taught me cucumber water, I'm thankful for him but I still want him dead

>> No.18964081

>>18964076
Featureman

>> No.18964084

>>18964076
I can't watch his video, it's way too depressing seeing him hand shaking and cooking shitty food

I don't want to be like him but I think I will

>> No.18964098

>>18964084
Growing old is normal. That being said, I doubt you'll be like him because you seem to be the type to grow old and bitter.

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>>18964068
>HELLO, FOOD FANS!
Featureman, not because he makes the most complex food, nor that his food looks "good".
But because he is based for, as he says it "I cook food to eat it, not to look at it" and for embracing and showing that you can make a perfectly okay meal for very cheap.
And his show business stories and very nice, overall 5/5.

>> No.18964179

>>18964084
Yes, he shakes a little bit when doing certain things, but the man is around 85 years old. But he is probably one of the most wholesome content creators on the internet, and he has said himself that he is happy with his life.
I feel bad for you that you cannot see an old person without feeling depressed. Get some help anon.

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>>18964068
Jack's the GOAT of terrible cooking and being completely ignorant of the world turning around him. He fucks literally everything he does from cooking a basic recipe to somehow fucking up a review of an arby's sandwhich. He also has the ego of someone who believes he is an excellent cook and videographer which makes each and every one of his videos ironically entertaining.

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Why is he so based?

>> No.18964198

>>18964157
>I cook food to eat it, not to look at it
yeah well your millions of viewers just get to look at it

>> No.18964212

>>18964191
Because he's a sweethearted cowboy.

>> No.18964214

>>18964186
How can someone mangle a sandwich that thoroughly just from taking one bite

>> No.18964215

>>18964198
The point of his channel is provide cooking video of cheap food even you can make.

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>>18964084
>I don't want to be like him but I think I will

You don't have to anon. Take the obesity pill and have an early death before reaching the hell that is being elderly.

>> No.18964257

>>18964198
I don't watch Featureman for the meals, I watch him for his stories.
The food itself is more of a side character.

>> No.18964401

>>18964068
Who are these people

>> No.18964423

>>18964401
Nigger, fat, terrorist, old, and bri'ish.

>> No.18964432

>>18964101
I'M FRUSTRATED

>> No.18964433

>>18964068
not pictured here, but I'd hire simply sara for a very cheap, affordable catering event.

>> No.18964603

>>18964186
Jack really is a case for proof of the existence of the Dunning Kruger effect.

>> No.18964741

Whats the secret to becoming a youtube cook

>> No.18965505

>>18964084
he's living his best life

>> No.18965512

>>18964191
Honest and simple recipes with good looking results

>> No.18965531

>>18964068
My all time fave
https://youtu.be/6lmmFY67X-Y

>> No.18966335

Featureman

>> No.18966342

>>18964068
Who cares? They're all hollywood celebrity bullshit artists so why should I give a shit about any of them?

>> No.18966347

>>18964081
>>18964084
I love listening to his videos, way better than jack at least

>> No.18966352

I need a positive reason to give two shits let alone one about about some california faggot and it's not coming from here

>> No.18966353

>>18966347
So you honestly think that some holywood celeb gives too shits about you, are you deluded?

>> No.18966356

is there anything comfier than watching clueless boomers trying to figure out how to cook?

>> No.18966358

>>18966353
?? I thought he was just some b-list actor or something, I just find his voice relaxing

>> No.18966365

>>18966358
b list for a fag like that would probably be upselling it from the homosexual crowd

>> No.18966368

>>18966356
Goofy girlfriends while whatching them not to burn themselves or any others

>> No.18966375

>>18964068
It's too difficult for me to choose they are all awful...

I guess, on the basis of curiosity alone, I'd go with featureman. He's an old ass gay pedo, but his cooking techniques are at least original without being too retarded like that Irish broad.

>> No.18966379

>>18966375
Here we go...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aYk0JaCUxU&t=344s
Depeche Mode, me the passenger behind the wheel tonight

>> No.18966943

>>18964068
I don't know who the guy on the right and the black gentleman are but they can't be worse than the depressing shitters at the bottom or One-hand Jimmyjack.

>> No.18966944

>>18966379
<3 I'm going out of my head

I just can't get enough!

>> No.18967023
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OUT OF THE WAY NIGGERS HERE COMES THE GOAT INTERNET CHEF

>> No.18968036

>>18964078
Wait wait, he had a stroke? AGAIN? how is this man still alive?

>> No.18968072

>>18964101
The ruiner of an empire.
This video will be cemented as a cautionary tale of being too cheeky with politics where it doesn't need to it.

>> No.18968080

>>18964191
The Ronald McDonald Shuffle is a "whole-ass mood".

>> No.18968099

>>18964186
i hate this man

>> No.18968228

>>18966943
the terrorist? that's ocky bro

>> No.18968586

>The Devil: Three strokes... YOU ARE OUGHTA HERE, JACK!
>*yo boy cali steps up to the mic*
>Nah nah not today not ever nah no way no

>> No.18968624

>>18964227
Not just gross, but a massive (heh) waste of money

>> No.18968849

>>18968228
Jesus Christ what a faggot, but I guess he is sadly still a better cook than those I put lower without knowing.

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>>18964068
how could you leave out my boy

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>>18968036
you think something so trivial like three strokes or salmonella could stop a god like jack? no, the only thing that can stop jack is jack himself

>> No.18969402

>>18968036
multiple bouts of salmonella and botulism has built his body up to be real tough

>> No.18969866

>>18964076
>>18964081
He looks like if Campbell's Chunky Sirloin Burger were a human.

>> No.18969953

>>18964068
HELL AWAITS food fans! For I am a sodomite!

>> No.18969958 [DELETED] 

>Hell awaits, food fans
>for i
>am a sod-o-mite

>> No.18970009

>>18964076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gUKZpgVfMo

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>>18964078

>> No.18970424

>>18964068
>black "person"
>brown "person"
>actual retard
>fat woman pretending to be stupid
>gay man that records himself finishing the meal he cooks
i'm going with the gay man

>> No.18970436

>>18964068
JayVoo cooks great food and seems like a nice guy so I’d say he’s the best. The ocky way guy in the top right makes some interesting stuff and he’s a staple of his community. Featureman doesn’t make the best looking meals but they fit into his cooking on a budget theme, and he has a nice personality as well. Kay is a shitty ass cook but at least she’s a sweet lady. IMO the only real loser is Jack. He’s straight up just a terrible cook and a terrible person.

>> No.18970532

>>18967023
Fuck off troll
Get blocked.

>> No.18970535

>>18969382
He has a healthy sex life

>> No.18971563

>>18964191
Bros tell me is it just pure autism or based history kino? I watched one of his eps and didn't care too much

>> No.18972449

>>18968072
"I didnt know! I certainly wasn't making a political reference days after an election!"
he should've just owned the joke

>> No.18972480

>>18964191
he leaned too hard on the fast food

>> No.18972488

>>18964068
Who cares? They're hollywood creations that run around like chickens with their heads chopped off.

>> No.18972782

>>18968036
maybe this stroke will act like a jumpstart ona car a defibrillator and he'll regain the use of his right arm

>> No.18972787

>>18964101
I ' M F R U S T R A T E D