/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19084508]

webm thread.

[Anonymous No.19084510]

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[Anonymous No.19084518]

>>19084508
I will make this for my family's Sunday dinner, ty

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[Anonymous No.19084530]

>>19084508
>vinegar in a cast iron
Isn't that bad for your seasoning?

[Anonymous No.19084561]

>>19084530
Nah
If hot vinegar can cut through the seasoning then it's not done properly and there's probably rust starting to form under it

[Anonymous No.19084568]

>>19084510
Why the fuck do they season the flour? It never works
Just add the spices to the marinade or take the chicken out of the marinade, season generously then coat it with flour

[Anonymous No.19084574]

>>19084568
so it tastes like not just flour and oil, bub

[Anonymous No.19084619]

>>19084510
>salt to taste
am I supposed to taste the fucking flour?

[Anonymous No.19084625]

[Anonymous No.19084648]

>>19084516
20,000 calories for a cheesecake.

[Anonymous No.19084650]

>>19084625
Is coffee good for you?

[Anonymous No.19084658]

>>19084648
its honestly well price per calorie if you're broke got a few in the last 3 months

[Anonymous No.19084664]

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[Anonymous No.19084690]

>>19084664
there is literally nothing easier than slapping together a taco. that's half the reason they're as popular as they are. what a tool.

[Anonymous No.19084718]

>>19084690
what's your problem exactly?

[Anonymous No.19084732]

>>19084690
what is so hard about what he did? marinating?

[Anonymous No.19084746]

>>19084625
giwtwm

[Anonymous No.19084765]

>>19084648
you're not supposed to eat the whole thing at once, anon.

[Anonymous No.19084774]

>>19084508
Saved

[Anonymous No.19084781]

>>19084510
>salt to taste in raw chicken

[Anonymous No.19084868]

>>19084508
sweet doesn't go on meat.

[Anonymous No.19084875]

>>19084568
>Why the fuck do they season the flour? It never works
you're not adding enough.

[Anonymous No.19084910]

dorritos consomme

[Anonymous No.19085159]

>>19084508
Jews, muslims and Hindus cannot experience this joy
Pity on them

[Anonymous No.19085162]

>>19084910
Did this absolute retard make polenta out of corn chips. Fucking kek this is why i pay my internet bill

[Anonymous No.19085177]

>>19084619
>>19084781
Uhhh... you seriously don't know what "salt to taste" means?

[Anonymous No.19085262]

[Anonymous No.19085587]

>>19084732
What.

[Anonymous No.19085603]

[Anonymous No.19085605]

[Anonymous No.19085659]

Webm thread and no one posted that egg dude. Thanks guys, I cant stand that webm. Enough is enough.

[Anonymous No.19085662]

>>19085605
She's so pretty wtf

[Anonymous No.19085664]

>>19084619
kek

[Anonymous No.19085668]

>>19084508
So nice to see a WebM recipe that doesn't have 5kg of cheese dumped on it

[Anonymous No.19085669]

>>19084732
why?

[Anonymous No.19085672]

>>19085262
yo how did they get the cat to do that?

[Anonymous No.19085704]

>>19085672
it's not real

[Anonymous No.19085717]

>>19085662
This says way more about you than you think

[Anonymous No.19085730]

>>19084516
Found out this week that graham cracker crumbs do in fact spoil.
Can also swap peanut butter for half can of pie filling then top with rest of pie filling.

[Anonymous No.19085733]

>>19085704
prove it

[Anonymous No.19085763]

>>19085733
its easy to prove
pic one: the fake cat paws without claws

[Anonymous No.19085765]

>>19085763
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.19085767]

>>19085765
and pic two: the real cat paws with the tiny claws

[Anonymous No.19085772]

>>19085717
I'm aware that she's not perfect anon, I'm not an incel if that's what you mean

[Anonymous No.19085773]

>>19085772
Oh ok my mistake

[Anonymous No.19085783]

>>19085765
>>19085767
Sorry, not convinced, it looks real enough to me. You have no proof that it's fake, so please refrain from making such bold statements.

[Anonymous No.19085793]

>>19085783
That anon is lying to you, this is real.

>yo how did they get the cat to do that?
Beat them with a stick. After the third or fourth cat they've developed a natural instinct to do as you fucking tell them.
Don't do this though it's animal cruelty.

[Japanese Troon No.19085798]

>>19084508
way to over cook the shit out of those chops

[Anonymous No.19085806]

>>19084508
I've tried that recipe and it is quite good.
Fairly easy, doesn't cost much.

[Anonymous No.19085825]

>>19084516
I’m sure this is good but it’s irritating that the “cheesecake” is just cream cheese frosting with some peanut butter.
>Reeeee

[Anonymous No.19085841]

>>19085587
>>19085669
It's cayenne.
SOMEONE told him it cures pinkeye

[Anonymous No.19085844]

>>19085798
how to not overcook pork chops if i don't have meat thermometer

[Anonymous No.19085846]

Test

[Anonymous No.19085856]

>>19085262
Real?

[Anonymous No.19086048]

>>19085844
by cooking them a lot and gaining experience

[Anonymous No.19086064]

>>19084690
those are burritos

[Anonymous No.19086075]

>>19084508
wont the garlic powder burn?

[Anonymous No.19086114]

>>19085662
she's swedish. girls like this are a diamond dozen here. to me she's average / ugly.

[Anonymous No.19086156]

>>19086114
I concur

[Anonymous No.19086366]

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[Anonymous No.19086421]

>>19085763
>>19085765
>>19085767
The claws are clearly retracted during the cooking process. Something tells me our feline friend is above average intelligence.

[Anonymous No.19086483]

>>19084910
Imagine how salty that stuff is

[Anonymous No.19086501]

>>19085844
Think about when you think they are done, and then cook them a bit less than that

[Anonymous No.19086503]

>>19086366
>Cutting crusts off french toast
The absolute state

[Anonymous No.19086531]

Which way...

[Anonymous No.19086535]

.../ck/

[Anonymous No.19086554]

>>19086114
she's from the balkans

[Anonymous No.19086563]

>>19084765

[Anonymous No.19086657]

>>19086114
I guess you never travel or watch television if you thought you needed to say this.

[Anonymous No.19086672]

How does he get out?

[Anonymous No.19086709]

>>19086535
kek ngmi

[Anonymous No.19086716]

>>19086366
>>19086390
What compels a person who can't crack an egg or use a knife to make cooking videos

[Anonymous No.19086758]

>>19085262
toxoplasmosis seasoning

[Anonymous No.19086836]

>>19084516
>2 1/3 cups of cream cheese
Cant they just do 2/3 cups of cream cheese

[Anonymous No.19086840]

>>19086836
Doesn't have the same kick :/

[Anonymous No.19086879]

>>19086531
The mythical popcorn with properly distributed butter

[Anonymous No.19087000]

>>19086716
1) I'm not a chef; 2) Fuck you; 3) You want to pay for my egg cracking classes? 3) Fuck you; 4) I can think of at least two Michelin-starred chefs right now who can't crack eggs; 5) Fuck you, you elitist fuck; 6) Get with the fucking times, conventionally cracked eggs come in behind modern sloppily cracked eggs in nearly every objective test you could devise

[Anonymous No.19087037]

>>19084508
Good stuff. I would probably salt more, and definitely use thick cut chops if possible.

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[Anonymous No.19087713]

>>19087286
only 3 hours?
I'd've thought longer....

[Anonymous No.19087766]

>>19087294
I hate women so much

[Anonymous No.19087832]

>>19086836
It's 2 and 1/3 cups. It's better to put "and" between them to avoid that confusion.

[Anonymous No.19087846]

[Anonymous No.19087862]

[Anonymous No.19088307]

>>19084664
What are those ingredients in the marinade?

[Anonymous No.19088465]

>>19085605
That better be lingonberry jam and not raspberry

[Anonymous No.19088483]

>>19084516
Why can't the amerifat make a proper fond de tarte ?
Spending so much energy turning industrial baked goods into a proper crust instead of just making a Sablée is frustrating to me

[Anonymous No.19088628]

>>19087846

Is Kefir supposed to be eaten with bread?

[Anonymous No.19088738]

>>19088483
hon hon hon

[Anonymous No.19088845]

>>19088465
yeah it is

[Anonymous No.19088883]

>>19088628
Yes. Make your gut a battlefield.

[Anonymous No.19088985]

>>19085844
Gonna be honest anon, just get a good thermometer. If you cook a lot of whole protein you'll realize what a fucking fool you've been.

[Anonymous No.19088999]

>>19088307
Cilantro, lime, garlic powder, coke, soy sauce. I think the first liquid in is oil? And the dark brown powder is most likely chili powder

[Anonymous No.19089003]

>>19084668
Omg raimo from 2hu

[Anonymous No.19089024]

>>19084668
>>19089003
She is battered, Alhamdulillah.

[Anonymous No.19089040]

>>19088883
War... war has changed...

[Anonymous No.19089058]

>>19084868
Honey compliments pork something fierce. I dunno what it is but pork tastes bland as fuck unless it has a little sweet added to it.

[Anonymous No.19089087]

>>19087862
That's a lot of water he added there

[Anonymous No.19089091]

>>19084508
>>19084518
honey and mæt are always delishes. it's just such a good pairing with savoury foods.

Chef John has some goddamn bitchin honey garlic shremp as well. I like to add sriracha to my honey shremp (only thing I use that garbage sauce for †bh)

[Anonymous No.19089092]

>>19086114
She's average, but if you think swedish girls are some kind special thing then lel to you. They're not particularly cute and have square faces.

[Anonymous No.19089094]

>>19086114
>diamond dozen

[Anonymous No.19089098]

If it ain't Jack, I send the webm back

[Anonymous No.19089101]

>>19087766
it was a man grabbing the ice cream incel

[Anonymous No.19089104]

>>19087846
Kawaii

[Anonymous No.19089106]

[Anonymous No.19089181]

>>19085177
its completely useless term when you're not applying it to the meal directly. just say salt

[Anonymous No.19089184]

>>19085767
that's not the claws. that's furr between the toes sticking out

[Anonymous No.19089619]

>>19089106
this hurts

[Anonymous No.19089649]

>>19084868
Literally every cuisine has some version of meat with a sweet sauce or other component. Pineapple in al pastor, brown sugar in barbecue, honeyed ham, ketchup on burgers or hotdogs, sugar in teriyaki sauce, the list goes on.

[Anonymous No.19089667]

>>19086535
>automation is totally going to replace low wage labor, any day now

[Anonymous No.19089683]

[Anonymous No.19089699]

>>19087846
I'm glad it was blueberries and not rabbit droppings

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[Anonymous No.19089835]

>>19084508
I really hate this filimg/editing style. Also, you should never heat honey.

[Anonymous No.19089838]

[Anonymous No.19089882]

>>19089181
How much salt?

[Anonymous No.19089887]

>>19089828
Grown man with a 14-year-old's idea of "cool"
It's pathetic

[Anonymous No.19089900]

>>19089887
No one cares, bug poster.

[Anonymous No.19089906]

>>19089887
He grows his own food and butchers his own meat to feed his large and growing family, and posts drinking videos for fun and doesn't give a fuck. You post complaints about how jaded you are on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.19089907]

>>19086531
>>19086535
At least the Buttery Baron delivers, despite putting your patience to test to see if you are worthy of the corn.

[Anonymous No.19089913]

I wish the webm threads on here were actually good food instead of you all posting wacky shock videos of the weirdest shit you can find just for comedy.

[Anonymous No.19089920]

where are all the egg webms?

[Anonymous No.19089944]

>>19087305
Kino

[Anonymous No.19089969]

>>19089887
nah man that dude is sick

[Anonymous No.19089970]

>>19089774
>That cop that moonlights at Mc'D to pay for alimony but forgot to take his bodycam off.

[Anonymous No.19089994]

[Anonymous No.19089995]

>>19089783
>takes bite
>nods
Do americans really?

[Anonymous No.19090047]

>>19084668
How does one do this?

[Anonymous No.19090072]

>>19087846
Mashallah she eat like me

[Anonymous No.19090076]

>>19088999
Thanks senpai

[Anonymous No.19090077]

>>19089094
Trolling is a art.

[Anonymous No.19090103]

>>19088628
They live in Yakutsk. That's essentially an icecream sandwich for thevm

[Anonymous No.19090121]

>>19089824
Looks pretty gud

[Anonymous No.19090123]

>>19089828
>I will never be this cool

[Anonymous No.19090199]

>>19089828
what are those creatures?

[Anonymous No.19090213]

>>19090199
yo, das racis

[Anonymous No.19090271]

>>19086114
>>19089092
This. Not sure what the fucking myth in america is that swedish women are particularly beautiful? It is completely absurd they are busted up workhorses just with blonde hair.

[Anonymous No.19090285]

>>19089913
Here's a few.

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[Anonymous No.19090319]

>>19090311
How do you eat that with 2 sticks?

[Anonymous No.19090320]

[Anonymous No.19090322]

>>19090304
Put a poached egg on top and I'm game

[Anonymous No.19090323]

>>19090199
They're called "Chinese".

[Anonymous No.19090324]

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[Anonymous No.19090346]

>>19088483
Biscuit crust is completely different in taste and texture to pate sablee.

[Anonymous No.19090359]

>>19089783
This fat fucking pig makes me so enraged.

[Anonymous No.19090371]

>>19087713
Tandoors are hot as hell

[Anonymous No.19090443]

>>19084668
post the other one

[Anonymous No.19090464]

>>19089887
she has some big thingies

[Anonymous No.19090469]

>>19090304
does anyone else see a face in the pot?

[Anonymous No.19090473]

>>19090322
No, and your not invited anyway. Get fricked.

[Anonymous No.19090732]

>>19090299
that's fucking beautiful
why'd he switch from a wooden peel to a metal one though?

[Anonymous No.19090738]

>>19090732
seems like the metal one is made to turn it will in the oven, as for why he didn't start off with the metal one? It wasn't big enough to hold the raw pizza which would just flop at the sides but holds form when cooked

[Anonymous No.19090756]

>>19085605
>no brown sauce
worthless

[Anonymous No.19090759]

>>19090469
you should be asking if the face sees You.

[Anonymous No.19090768]

>>19086535
>>19089667
whats really funny is that the maintanance of this machine, combined with the required capital expenditure to put it in place probably makes it less cost-effective than just hiring some teenager to do it. also, you can make a person do a bunch of stuff like cleaning after their shift is done, this machine is not even capable of making icecream properly, let alone clean itself.

[Anonymous No.19090783]

>>19086366
>a hockey player tries to make french toast

[Anonymous No.19090785]

>>19090732
>>19090738
Floured wood is used to put the raw pizza in the over, the raw dough won't stick to it as much as it would to metal. The metal one is used to turn the pizza in the oven, as it is much thinner and thus easier to get underneath the pizza.

[Anonymous No.19090801]

>>19089882
To taste.

[Anonymous No.19090806]

>>19086836
deba tva e dobra slaninka

[Anonymous No.19090822]

>>19089106
>>19089619
why would you do it on what looks to be a copper sheet

[Anonymous No.19090830]

>>19089783
man LIKE

[Anonymous No.19090844]

>>19089783
Disgusting piece of shit

[Anonymous No.19090845]

>>19090822
It's Jack we're talking about here. There is no why, only why not.

[Anonymous No.19090867]

>>19090822
He was testing the sheet.

[Anonymous No.19090958]

>>19085262
How does the cat do this?

[Anonymous No.19090995]

>>19090271
Americans are used to seeing mix race obese baboons on the streets, its like a street dog seeing a purebred for the 1st time

[Anonymous No.19091005]

>>19089970
No cop needs to moonlight at McD, there are always overtime opportunities doing cop and security shit

[Anonymous No.19091016]

>>19090443
this

[Anonymous No.19091042]

>>19090292
I love gook food

[Anonymous No.19091067]

>>19090271
When I was in Sweden I had 10/10s jumping on my dick almost every day just for my American accent. I didn't really notice any plain women because I didn't have to.

[Anonymous No.19091083]

>>19091067
>a bunch of coalburners liked me, didn't have time to notice the girls with actual self respect

[Anonymous No.19091204]

>>19091067
color me suspicious. not a single phrase in your post is believable.

[Anonymous No.19091232]

>>19090315
>>19090320
superb

[Anonymous No.19091253]

>>19086390
Mozzarella and onion? Get these chinese freaks away from the kitchen

[Anonymous No.19091268]

>>19087305
Is this another one of those crappy youtubers?

[Anonymous No.19091335]

>>19089995
Hes british dumbass

[Anonymous No.19091508]

>>19090320
How do I make beef like that?

[Anonymous No.19091630]

>>19085773
ha rekt u

[Anonymous No.19091740]

>>19090299
holding the top against the ceiling is a pro gamer move

[Anonymous No.19091805]

>>19086114
If I had a girlfriend as pretty as her I'd take care of her and love her forever.

[Anonymous No.19091827]

>>19089789
I hate faggots like this who feed animals slop for attention. Crows have heart attacks and shit from eating mcdonalds now. Dying world

[Anonymous No.19091842]

>>19089824
Savage

[Anonymous No.19091844]

>>19089820
Me when my ex-wife was pregnant.

[Anonymous No.19091987]

>>19089087
it was for the pasta and to create a sauce as well.

[Anonymous No.19091994]

>>19089092
Even more than that scandinavians are just dour, haughty and unpleasant to be around. All the stereotypes that Americans hold about Parisians describe Scandinavians much more accurately.

[Anonymous No.19092004]

>>19089835
>you should never eat honey

bro honey and syrup are probably the only sweeteners you SHOULD use

[Anonymous No.19092015]

>>19090319
You cut through the whole thing with the serving spoon and take your portion. Pork belly that's cut that thin and cooked thoroughly will just fall apart like it's melting

[Anonymous No.19092020]

>>19092015
No, you're supposed to use your saliva drenched chopsticks to take portions from communal bowls.

[Anonymous No.19092043]

>>19085162
No they made consomme out of doritos.

[Anonymous No.19092061]

>>19092004
They said heat, not eat. Some people think heating honey makes it toxic, or destroys any health benefits it might have.

[Anonymous No.19092143]

>>19089887
You can just call him a zoosadist dude

[Anonymous No.19092147]

>>19089887
Holy shit, imagine the size of those breasts if she put on some weight.

[Anonymous No.19092405]

>>19089814
kino

[Anonymous No.19092497]

>>19089814
>chickens descend from dinosaurs
>chickens are killed, ground up and formed into dino nugs

[Anonymous No.19092508]

>>19086114
She's slavic
>>>/wsg/5022525

[Anonymous No.19092519]

>>19084648
It's a fucking cheesecake. Don't fucking eat cheesecake if you are counting calories. Hell, you fucking gain weight just thinking about eating cheesecake.

[Anonymous No.19092521]

>>19088999
>coke, soy sauce

[Anonymous No.19092524]

>>19085587
>>19085669
American health care.

[Anonymous No.19092542]

>>19092521
never tried coke in a marinade but soy sauce is salt and umami

[Anonymous No.19092615]

>>19090768
this, plus on top of maintenance guy and the IT guy needed to maintain it, they still have to pay a wagie $25/hr to stand next to the machine to keep an eye on it, so people either dont fuck with it or to be around to call someone to fix it

[Anonymous No.19092625]

>>19086836

[dead !!1w3SeuwCso0 No.19092654]

>>19085605

eeppistä

[dead !!1w3SeuwCso0 No.19092675]

>>19090313

>$59 + tip

[Anonymous No.19092685]

>>19086836
>>19092625
Do americans really say "2 1/3 cups" to denote "two and a third cups"?

[Anonymous No.19092689]

>>19092685
Yes. It's too cumbersome to say 2.33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

[Anonymous No.19092707]

>>19092689
he wanted improper fractions instead of mixed fractions
'7/3 cups' would appease the scoopula user

[Anonymous No.19092844]

the intelligent way to make it clear is using a hyphen. 2-1/3 cups vs 2 1/3 is hard to misinterpret

[Anonymous No.19092877]

>>19084519
>melts chocolate by breathing on it
Is it possible to learn this power?

[Anonymous No.19092907]

>>19089783
I bet he has a gf even though hes fat.

[Anonymous No.19092908]

>>19092844
the "intelligent way" is finishing 2nd grade, you retarded fuck.

[Anonymous No.19092913]

>>19092908
yeah i'm talking about cookbook and general recipe copy go fucking back to facebook or wherever you people share memes at

[Anonymous No.19092919]

>>19092020
You don't put the chopsticks in your mouth, genius. Do you jam your fingers in your mouth when you eat chips too?

[Anonymous No.19092920]

>>19092913
How does that make your ambiguous interpretation of something very obvious less retarded?
2 1/3 means two and a third no matter if it's in a cookbook or not, you dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.19092923]

>>19092920
yeah shut the fuck up retard. recipes are written in cookbooks for the lowest common denominator and if what i said doesn't make sense, well that makes you fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.19092941]

>>19092920
2 1/3 being interpreted as a two one-third is way more intuitive than two AND A one-third.

[Anonymous No.19092961]

>>19092941
Why would you not just write 2/3 if you meant 2/3?

[Anonymous No.19092974]

>>19092961
Don't bother.
They obviously went to American schools. And quite recently as well.

[Anonymous No.19092977]

>>19090047
Typically it's a multilayer thing using thin-nozzled bottles to pour out the batter in the shape they want, then adding more as they cook to fill it out

[Anonymous No.19093003]

I would, doesn't mean that that is what someone else would write. Like 1/3, 1/4 is a unit of measurement, so to see 2 1/3 and just thinking that it's trying to say to just use 1/3 twice makes perfect sense as it's just the most literal and straightforward interpretation. Sure, if you think about it it makes a bit more sense for it to be 2 + 1/3, but that's adding more steps to something that might seem to not require them.

[Anonymous No.19093015]

>>19084519
>cream cheese
why are fat people so obsessed with this stuff?
it tastes horrible!

[Anonymous No.19093017]

>>19089649
>Literally every cuisine has some version of meat with a sweet sauce or other component
irrelevant.
don't know why you would think it is.
people make errors daily.
sweet doesn't go with meat.
end of discussion.

[Anonymous No.19093021]

>>19093017
your mom was pretty sweet when i pulled out my meat

[Anonymous No.19093023]

and we made plenty of sauce

[Anonymous No.19093027]

>>19089906
and yet somehow that anon is far above the insect "person".

[Anonymous No.19093042]

>>19092685
do you really not?
fuck is wrong with you being so shit at numbers, anon?

[Anonymous No.19093050]

>>19092974
it's the non-americans fucking up the numbers, anon.
it's why non-americans use metric, they're shit at anything but base 10.

[Anonymous No.19093055]

>>19093021
you thought you had a pubic hair but then piss came out of it.

[Anonymous No.19093076]

>>19093055
ask her about it. did anon and i make sweet sauce to go with his meat?

[Anonymous No.19093102]

>>19089094
It's a doggy dog world

[Anonymous No.19093241]

>>19090287
Two stuffed condoms.

[Anonymous No.19093731]

>>19085605
i would kött her rulle

[Anonymous No.19094091]

>>19090077
Is an horse a athlete?

[Anonymous No.19094126]

>>19089824
I too dream to eat a massive fish like that all by myself

[Anonymous No.19094343]

>>19092542
coke is great for marinades
>sweet
>adds a smoky flavor to meat
>tenderizes meat also

also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv6qzXVKdxg try this recipe asap

[Anonymous No.19094414]

>>19094343
deffo gonna try that recipe soon

[Anonymous No.19094573]

>>19089777
Its Over

[Anonymous No.19094578]

>>19089887
That is cool you fag.

[Anonymous No.19094607]

>>19090299
This guy fucks

[Anonymous No.19094646]

>>19092974
Nice try yuro, it's you retards ITT thinking that 2 1/3 = 2/3

[Anonymous No.19094651]

[Anonymous No.19094654]

>>19093003
Lotta words just to say "im an idiot"

[Anonymous No.19094681]

[Anonymous No.19094736]

>>19089824
The way they eat is truly revolting.

[Anonymous No.19094753]

>>19089814
>I wish I had a mom that loved and cherished me enough to do things like this for me
>I wish I had children to love and cherish and do things like this for them

[Anonymous No.19094765]

>>19094654
no u

[Anonymous No.19094772]

>>19094681

[Anonymous No.19094794]

>>19084510
people always use boneless breast. why the fuck not cut up some dark meat? is it just because they're lazy?

[Anonymous No.19094837]

>>19090783
kek

[Anonymous No.19094910]

>>19089970
he's the owner of the restaurant and makes bank with his youtube videos.

[Anonymous No.19094962]

>>19094651
how canhe crack one eggs and five eggs appears? I dont see any edit :mumble:

[Anonymous No.19095124]

[Anonymous No.19095194]

>>19089838
>IF YOU HAVE ONE EGG AND SOME FLOUR YOU TOO CAN MAKE THIS DESERT!
>okay, here's how it's done, first you need the following14 ingredients...
hate when I fall for that shit

[Anonymous No.19095231]

>>19091335
> steering wheel on the left
[x] Doubt

[Anonymous No.19095235]

>>19089783
this video makes me horny

[Anonymous No.19095252]

>>19094794
>is it just because they're lazy?
Can't be that, they've got boneless skinless thighs packs too.
It's simply decades of being told white meat = good, dark meat = heart disease.

[Anonymous No.19095260]

>>19085262
I don't think this fits with the menu of a ramen shop, Taisho.

[Anonymous No.19095322]

>>19090199
Gagh

[Anonymous No.19095339]

>>19091268
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.19095489]

>>19090768
Tbh this machine has a shitty design. A conveyor belt would be more efficient than an arm, but it's less flashy

[Anonymous No.19095822]

>>19092685
usually people do add the and in there but its assumed you aren't so retarded you cant pick up on the context and figure it out. Complaining about this is like complaining about not knowing what a pinch of salt is.

[Anonymous No.19095936]

>>19086503
then you can use the crust as french toast sticks for dipping in things or snacking.

[Anonymous No.19095962]

>>19092877
Get so fat your body basically turns into a fusion powerplant under its own weight.

[Anonymous No.19096016]

>>19089970
He didn't shoot that guy that was crowding the bun toaster in "self defense", not a cop.

[Anonymous No.19096024]

>>19092907
Being fat doesn't stop you from getting a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.19096029]

>>19092685
That's exactly how fractions are supposed to be said.

[Anonymous No.19096108]

>>19093017
Autism.

[Anonymous No.19096408]

>>19089824
fuck iwtwm

[Anonymous No.19096434]

>>19092061
You can just say it's indians, they're pretty much the only ones that say that shit.

[Anonymous No.19096917]

>>19085159

[Anonymous No.19096983]

>>19084668
Is this real?

[Anonymous No.19097366]

>>19089777
this hurt me. Like hurt me really deep

[Anonymous No.19097400]

>>19096434
That's wrong. You should get out more.

[Anonymous No.19097551]

>>19090299
>burnt crustand the topping bathe in grease and aren't even properly cooked through

[Anonymous No.19097585]

[Anonymous No.19097623]

>>19096983
why wouldnt it be?

[Anonymous No.19097787]

>>19092907
Women love guys who can eat like this.

[Anonymous No.19097815]

>>19086531
Based fat lad
Skeletors could never

[Anonymous No.19097880]

>>19095962
How do you achieve nuclear fusion mode??

[Anonymous No.19098021]

>>19096029
No it doesn't you you dumb third world reshartican

[Anonymous No.19098099]

>>19095489
I would rebuild this but themed as a train.

[Anonymous No.19098119]

>>19084664
I can tell you are Californian and haven't experienced based Tex-mex. You needed to add at least 6 limes to everything and one lemon you can't even call that guac without lime.

[Anonymous No.19098172]

>>19095231
>mum
>chips
>Oasis

[Anonymous No.19098190]

>>19089789
>when anon hits your eye with a big pizza pie

[Anonymous No.19098856]

>>19085669
Where we’re going we don’t need eyes

[Anonymous No.19099385]

>>19089995
>Calls fries chips
>Can find full English at a restaurant
Are you perhaps retarded?

[Anonymous No.19099391]

>>19095231
He's in the passenger seat, no steering wheel meaning it's on the right. You know. Like in bong land.

[Anonymous No.19099461]

>>19087000
tong xing lian hei gui hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.19099468]

>>19089106
schhhhhWOOOP

[Anonymous No.19099505]

>>19094681
reddit mod

[Anonymous No.19099547]

>>19098021
So this is the american education where quarter-pounders are bigger than third-pounders

[Anonymous No.19099548]

>>19097585
Nigga is eating the bones

[Anonymous No.19099677]

>>19089824

if you talk bad about me or my brother , be sure to leave your address, also, and we will come and shit on your street

[Anonymous No.19100149]

>>19088483
>be fr*nch
>be retarded
classic

[Anonymous No.19100271]

>>19099391
>>19098172
You see, I'm a retard. Sorry for the confusion.

[Anonymous No.19100274]

>>19094681
Is this movie good for you?

[Anonymous No.19100695]

>>19095235
i fellow /trash/ enjoyer i see.