Food + Weed

[Anonymous No.19093331]

I have nine ounces of weed, and I am budgeting two ounces of it for weed butter and possibly coconut oil. I need some suggestions on what to make besides brownies. Was thinking about infusing some coconut oil with one of the ounces and attempting some gummies at some point this week. I am going to decarb it sous vide at 185 for 2 hours, and then add a pound of butter and reseal and infuse at 190 for four hours. This is the best way I have found because it eliminates the "weedy" taste and has zero smell (not that I give a fuck about the smell). Alternate suggestions on preparation are also welcome.

[Anonymous No.19093333]

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[Anonymous No.19093336]

>>19093331
i bought like 5000 doses of coconut weed oil off the darknet market and lost a week. i remember laughing like a first timer when i woke up in bed at night. the next day i dont remember

[Anonymous No.19093348]

>>19093331
You can keep butter in the fridge and use it to cook, butter toast. I usually go for cheap cookie mixes, but you can use the butter in any recipe you want.
I think i defused at 170 but 190 is probably just as good. You dont need to decarb for two hours i dont think. I mean it technically decarbs when your cooking the butter. At most i decarb for 45 minutes and i let it simmer for 4-6 hours. A million different people will tell you a million different things just got to experiment.
Mac n cheese is a good and easy one.
>lb of butter for two oz
you might not need more but i thought it was an lb for one oz but i could be completely wrong.

[Anonymous No.19093353]

Also they do say that coconut oil is the best because of fat content but im not sure i've noticed a difference. The say soy lethacin helps with extraction.
My buddy used to sell edibles and the reason they were so good was he snuck some pain killers in there.

[Anonymous No.19093359]

>>19093333
quads don't lie. op is a fag and btfo

[Anonymous No.19093368]

>>19093331
You sound like an expert already, what exactly are you asking? Recipes that use THC infused oil?
Depends on your goal, if youre supplying a party or something, brownies are fine, but unless you want to freeze them, your shelf life is only days. Brownies crumble and dont really cut equally, but the sheer volume and chocolate flavor will drown out any shitty taste from your extraction, and will be a hit at parties. The lower the moisture content, the longer the shelf life, I find peanut butter cookies to be good as long a 3 weeks, fudge for a few months, and probably even longer if you use moisture free chocolate.
Bulk food items with THC are stupid in my opinion, extracts should be a normalized concentration and dosed as medicine, then enjoy cooking as its taking effect.

[Anonymous No.19093383]

>>19093333
weed

[Anonymous No.19093385]

One more thing i'd like to add: If simmering in oil the boil temp is high so i would put the weed in first before getting the temp up so you dont vaporize all that thc. Extraction devices like levo are find but not necessary.

[Anonymous No.19093388]

>>19093348
I usually use an ounce per lb of butter. The sous vide method seems to be the best extraction method all around for wringing every last nanogram of THC out of the weed. The last time I made brownies and used only weed butter for the recipe instead of cutting it with half regular butter, I was uncomfortably high for two entire days. The two hour mark for decarb is from sousweed dot com. I haven't tried less time, but since it's decarbing in a water bath there is zero danger of burning anything so I just stick with the recipe.

[Anonymous No.19093404]

>>19093331
>Food + Weed
Feed?

[Anonymous No.19093409]

>>19093368
I dunno, just suggestions on what else to make with it. The sous vide method results in zero weedy taste, so the options for cooking with it and it not tasting like burnt weed are infinite. It's a cookies hybrid strain and sous viding it actually retains most of the terpene flavors. I plan on dividing up the butter into individual sticks and sealing/freezing what I don't use immediately.

[Anonymous No.19093434]

>>19093388
>sous vide
you know i've never actually tried this but i do often read that it's the superior method. I'll have to finally do this next time i get the opportunity. Last time i cooked i got lbs of trim from an old lady for some yard work i did.

>uncomfortably high for 2 days
now that's a hell of an endorsement of your method. Do you smoke every day?

[Anonymous No.19093465]

>>19093409
Its legal here so I use RSO, which is lab tested for potency, but an absolute ripoff. $30 to $40 for a 0.5g syringe, and of that, is only 70% active THC.
Given the bullshit price of concentrate, Im quite interested it returning to home made cannabutter. The potency certificate flies out the window, but by now I can handle my edibles, and sick of paying insane price for someone else to decarb and refine the extract.
To me, the cooking part is "obvious", the true information about the whole subject is how to extract edible good shit from cheap ass shake.

[Anonymous No.19093483]

>>19093465
>Given the bullshit price of concentrate
Have prices gone up? I remember hitting up a wax wednesday for 2 $7 grams for every 1 $20 grams of strawberry cough and bringing them out of state and selling them for $50. 30-40 bucks for a half g is a rip off. But that's the price in a lot of college towns i suppose.

[Anonymous No.19093561]

>>19093434
I've smoked regularly since I was 17, and am 38 now.
>>19093465
>>19093483
I just smoke regular weed because I don't need/want to have all the retarded equipment that comes with concentrate, and I don't want to build a retarded high tolerance. It was nice to pick up some live resin every now and again, but I don't live in Colorado anymore. Moving back to Indiana sucks because it's still fucking illegal here. Especially where I live. They actually arrest people here for possession. They even put that shit in the news like it's some huge bust when they pull some idiot over driving back from Illinois with an ounce.

[Anonymous No.19093583]

>>19093331
I was recently recommended using Peanut Butter as a stand in for oil or butter, still works as ingredient in some recipes like brownies and can be eaten on its own as well, but I haven't tried it myself yet

[Anonymous No.19094095]

>>19093331
I would definitely recomend that you use the hemp to make a noose and neck yourself you degenerate druggy.

[Anonymous No.19094468]

>>19093331
can just heat the flower in a oven and then eat it
dont have to use fats

[Anonymous No.19094610]

>>19093583
Seems like that would be a bitch to separate the plant material from. I could theoretically infuse peanut oil and then add to peanut butter made from just peanuts in my Vitamix.

[Anonymous No.19094639]

>>19094095
based

[Sage No.19094770]

>>19093331
Dude Weed!

[Anonymous No.19096150]

>>19093383
LMAO

[Anonymous No.19096152]

>>19093404
Snacks and weed. What would that be?

[Anonymous No.19096165]

I used to love weed so much when I was in high school. I used to wish I could be high forever, it was my favorite feeling and just enhanced life so much. Now today I'm an adult with lots of money in a legal weed state and I can't get high anymore because it causes intense anxiety and panic attacks. I love the smell of weed still and I wish I could just smoke it again and be happy like I used to. It's really sad.

[Anonymous No.19097769]

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[Anonymous No.19097780]

>>19093331
i was packing up boxes and i found an ancient container of weed. i haven't smoked in like 8 years. so i've been finishing it off over the weekend and fuck me dude weed makes you so retarded i cannot believe people smoke this shit.

[Anonymous No.19097986]

>>19096165
I don't drink, and it has never given me a panic attack. I like to smoke after work, and when I go play golf. The closest I came was ironically the last time I made edibles. They were far too strong.
>>19097780
Not smoking it for 8 years will do that, homie.

[Anonymous No.19098916]

>>19093331
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The real, the original, the authentic Nestle Toll House Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe

2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon salt

1 cup (2 sticks, 1/2 pound) butter, softened

3/4 cup granulated [white] sugar

3/4 cup packed brown sugar

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

2 eggs

2 cups (12-ounce package) NESTLE TOLL HOUSE Semi-Sweet Chocolate Morsels

1 cup chopped nuts

COMBINE flour, baking soda and salt in small bowl. Beat butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar and vanilla in large mixer bowl. Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition; gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in morsels and nuts. Drop by rounded tablespoon onto ungreased baking sheets.

BAKE in preheated 375-degree [Fahrenheit] oven for 9 to 11 minutes or until golden brown. Let stand for 2 minutes; remove to wire racks to cool completely.

[Anonymous No.19098947]

>>19093331
bro just get a pound of trim/larf, don't waste actual weed on cooking. unless you live in one of those paradise states where an o is like $100, in which case hell yeah

one time when i had an absurd amount of weed butter, i made the following things that i can remember:
-thai peanut sate
-lasagna
-carbonara
-aloo gobi
-chicken 65
-mojo pork

the weed flavor isn't exactly subtle so it works best in recipes that already have a strong herbal component, or strong flavors to blend with it. nowadays weed gourmet cooking is all over the place so look up a blog or a vice show or celebrity week cook instagram or something, i'm sure there are a bunch. i remember the weed naan and weed lasagna being particular crowd favorites, and the thai weed peanut sauce.

oddly enough my favorite was just drizzling it over some popcorn. but be careful feeding it to people who don't smoke. at that point i was smoking a lot and it still fucked me up to the point where i had to lay with my face pressed against the bathroom floor (it felt so nice and so cold).

but we definitely gave some less-stoner friends a bad time by feeding them like 4 weed dishes at once and then an hour later they felt like they were dying. one girl took off her hoodie, puked in it, and then put it on and it got all in her hair. another guy would try to talk to explain what was happening in his mind but all he could do was scream, but like very calmly, i don't know how to explain it. so be careful with dose.

also uhhh 2 ounces of weed in 1 pound of butter is going to be absolutely retarded strong. maybe consider using more butter.

[Anonymous No.19098974]

>>19093388
>The last time I made brownies and used only weed butter for the recipe instead of cutting it with half regular butter, I was uncomfortably high for two entire days
i second this. use 1lb of butter for 1 ounce or even half ounce, and then in the recipe cut the weed butter with regular butter by half. unless you want just retardedly potent edibles, which some people do. it depends on the intended audience, and their tolerance. i have friends who can calmly eat a 1000mg medical edible chocolate bar and go about their business normally. personally, anything over about 40mg gets uncomfortable unless i'm hiking or something

[Anonymous No.19099063]

>>19096152
Formerly Chucks

[Anonymous No.19099065]

>>19093331
go to an imageboard for drugs ffs

[Anonymous No.19099125]

>>19093333
Not funny.

[Anonymous No.19099186]

my go-to is just classic chocolate chip cookies

[Anonymous No.19100929]

>>19093331
Nutella firecrackers. Weed in nutella between graham crackers and baked.

[Anonymous No.19100946]

>>19093331
oh look, it's kush. yawn.

[Anonymous No.19100954]

lmao, one time i smonked le big weed i had a little laugh and then fell asleep lmao.
Good times 420 blaze it friends

[Anonymous No.19100957]

DUDE WEED LMAO
PINEAPPLE EXPRESS HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.19100962]

>>19093331
just make high potency cannabis infused coconut oil and put it in capsules.
then there's no need to have a brownie or something just to waste the day, just have to take a capsule and there you go.

[Anonymous No.19100967]

Marijuana addicts be like “dude I can quit anytime I want I just don’t feel like it”

[Anonymous No.19100970]

>>19100967
>dude i can quit, but like, the weed is so strong it makes me too lazy to quit so I just continue lol

[Anonymous No.19100980]

>>19100970
>dude like weed lmao
Not gonna lie, I haven't smoked weed in about 10 years and I really do still want to sometimes. I just don't want to deal with the people who sell it. I wish weed was legal here.

[Anonymous No.19101036]

>>19100980
yeah id probably quit too if i still had to go through dealers

[Anonymous No.19101546]

>>19093331
Give it to me for free and I’ll tell you what

[Anonymous No.19101575]

can always make some firecrackers for small doses

[Anonymous No.19101581]

>>19093331
Just fucking smoke it all. All you want to do is get high anyway you fucking bum.

[Anonymous No.19101583]

>>19093333
fpbp

[Anonymous No.19101595]

>>19093331
DUDE

[Anonymous No.19101602]

>>19100980
same

[Anonymous No.19101608]

OP, sell that shit! You can make MAD profits as a dealer of marijuana! Just find some students at a school (preferably where they are under the age of 21), and you'll make mad motherfucking bank, my enword!!

[Anonymous No.19101615]

>>19093333
based and quads-pilled