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19123828 No.19123828 [Reply] [Original]

>live with dad
>usually do the cooking because lol boomers
>he wants to do the cooking tonight
>Salisbury steak
>Ok, easy enough
>Watch him while he's cooking
>No seasoning
>Puts the beef in the pan
>Sears both sides quickly, good
>...just keeps flipping
>"Where's the stuff for the gravy?"
>"Oh I'll do that in the microwave when the steak are done"
Help.

>> No.19123836

>>19123828
Move out faggot.

>> No.19123904

>cook for dad
>i put pepper on the dish
>it's too spicy

>cook for dad
>it's something from or based on food from a foreign country
>have to endure weird racist comments all evening

>> No.19123923

Lol what fags. My dad signed himself up for a cooking class. He was already a good cook to begin with. Stay mad you fat Americans.

>> No.19123927

>>19123904
I know the first feeling at least

>>19123828
The gravy was 50% teriyaki for some reason

>> No.19124084

>>19123828
yo thank your dad, eat the whole fucking thing and motivate him to cook more complex stuff, you too cook more complex stuff so he can taste better food. Be a man and share with your dad, someday you will lose him and you´ll cry like a faggot. He cooked for you, a man requires respect for other to do that, even if his cooking is shitty.

>> No.19124094

You know I used to cook for my wife but she was ungrateful and rude about it and always made comments about how I did it wrong.
Now I cook for myself and the kids and she gets to figure out her dinner on her own.
Maybe you should just be happy your dad made a meal for you and that you got a nice, home-cooked meal you didn't have to prepare yourself. The only time I get that is when I visit my parents and I would never complain about their cooking.

>> No.19124112

>>19123828
>chinese cast iron in pic
ngmi

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>>19123828
>live with dad
>dad is a boomer
>dad cooks Salisbury steak
Boomer: Voilà! Bon Appétit!
Gen exer: This is delicious! I can rarely afford meat

>> No.19124125

>>19123904
I know that second feel. I could bring home panda express and he still has to go "Oh Herro!"

>> No.19124127

>>19123904
>>19124125
based dads

>> No.19124138

>>19124125
That's how it answer my phone when mu gf calls me

>> No.19124147

>>19124084
Don't get me wrong, I ate my fill and thanked him and did the cleanup because I'm not an ungrateful bitch

Why do you think I'm talking about it here?

I ate the rare unseasoned burger, the microwave gravy mixed with way too much teriyaki, and the rice he insists on making with twice the necessary water the same way I ate my mom's dry unseasoned chicken and minute rice as a child.

>> No.19124156

>>19124094
You sound like the kind of guy a woman would stop mid-cunnilingus

>> No.19124159

>>19124156
>he gives oral sex to women
gonna have to put you down for a ngmi anon

>> No.19124162

>>19124127
>>19124138
Indian stuff makes him go "Oh my goodness!" in an Apu accent, french stuff will make him reference boomer masculinity shit like "Real men don't eat quiche" and stuff like that, mexican will get some variety of "Oh jes, is okay" or something along those lines. He's great, I just wish he'd shut the fuck up sometimes when I'm trying to eat.

>> No.19124170

>>19123904
>when your dad is rediplled and based

>> No.19124725

>lived with dad during covid
>started cooking food because why not
>he just starts getting more and more mad because I can cook better than him
>started doing passive aggressive shit like making a huge fucking mess in the kitchen and making me clean it because "you live here my house my rules :)"
Left a month after that. Holy fuck.

>> No.19124754

>>19123828
>have retarded son
>decide to make salsbury steak
>don't use half a can of seasoning on the food like he does.
>hovers over me like a fat harpy
>complains about food, but eats his and everything left over.
>waddles down to the basement and starts typing furiously on computer
>whatever, go over to girlfriends house and get mad blowjob.

>> No.19124764

>>19124125
Lol my dad does the exact same shit every time we have Chinese food or go to a Chinese restaurant without fail. He also says “me so solly” over and over again. Dads rock.

>> No.19124803 [DELETED] 

>>19123904
post hands

>> No.19124806

>>19124754
>Half a can of seasoning
What the fuck are you using to season ground beef that comes out of a can old man

>> No.19124850

>>19124156
Enjoy the throat cancer cuck

>> No.19124872

>>19124806
you tell me baby child.

>> No.19124884

>>19124162
>"Real men don't eat quiche"
based and true

>> No.19125487

>>19123828
>somebody is trying to do something
>doesnt do it well
>option 1. encourage and educate him to do better
>option 2. complain about it on the internet
i wonder which is the good option and which is the gay retarded OPtion

>> No.19125801

>>19123904
>cook for mom
>sensitive to spice, so this time I skip all seasoning
>coughs constantly and complains about the spice

>> No.19125889

>>19125801
What is it with boomer moms and not spicing food? My mothers "chili" contains 0 spice and is just a worse version of beef stew. If i mention it she just says "you can add spice at the table" so apparently she doesnt know how spice blends in a liquid.

>> No.19125899

>>19123904
My dad's after saying fetuccini alfredo smells like "paki food" I wish I was kidding

>> No.19125907

>>19123828
>divorced parents
NGMI, having a supportive family is the only way to get anywhere nowadays

>> No.19125944

>>19125907
at lest hew grew up with a father

>> No.19125950

>>19124754
It's funny because it's true for most of the board.

>> No.19125955

>>19123828
That didn't happen. Terrible poltard agitation thread.

>> No.19125991

>>19124754
This is really weird. The neighbor man I’m fucking did nothing the other night but complain about his autistic son critiquing his Salisbury steak dinner.

>> No.19126011

>>19125487
>educating boomers
Doesn't work. They take it a personal slight if someone younger than them does anything different to them.

>> No.19126019

>>19126011
yes poltard we know you love projecting

>> No.19126040

>>19126019
What's /pol/? I don't know what that is.

>> No.19126058

>>19123904
>cook for dad
>it's something from or based on food from a foreign country
>have to endure weird racist comments all evening

For me its the opposite, my parents are southwestern boomers and like mexican food so I'm obligated to make some every now and then. I use is as an excuse to crack spic jokes and indulge in stereotypical spic accents.

>> No.19126061

>>19123828
>live with dad
You must be 18 or older to access this site.

>> No.19126093

>>19126040
0/10 try again

>> No.19126127

>>19125991
bizzare, when I came home and kissed my wife her breath smelled of jizz and salisbury steak.

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>>19125487

>> No.19126169

>>19126011
Jesus this
Boomers are emotionally frail with hair triggers thanks to all the lead in their bones
You pretend they know what they're doing so as to not trigger them

>> No.19126170

>son cooks pancakes
>puts pepper on them
>tell them it's too spicy

>son cooks
>soy vegan gay shit on rice
>tell the gook I never should have fucked his thai whore mother

>> No.19126178

>make literally anything that isn't one of the two dozen things mom eats over and over
>"It's good, but different. I don't like it."
>two weeks later complains about always eating the same things

>> No.19126309

>>19126178
Oh my fucking god. Are you literally me?
My mom and my Dad do this.

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19126484

>half of /ck/ lives with their parents

>> No.19126486

>>19126178
it's called comfort food for a reason, it's why cracker barrel exists. it's why the midwest is covered in "family style" restaurants serving all the same thing.

my mother-in-law was the same way. taker her to a restaurant where she gets food she has never had before.
>Wow this is really good.
Never goes there again.
goes to IHOP each tuesday
Coco's on thursday
etc.

I thought it was monotonous but she enjoyed it. so what do I care?

don't worry anon. IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!

>> No.19126490

>>19124162
Your dad is racist and agressive

>> No.19126626

>>19123828
The steak on the left looks mighty sus.

>> No.19126639

>>19126484
the older you get the more likely it's your parent living with you. dementia's a bitch.

>> No.19126648

>>19126639
>>19126484
Moving out at 18 is a very American concept
One they can't actually afford anymore lel

>> No.19126708

>>19123828
>just keeps flipping
And? This does nothing to ruin the meat. It is a total fabrication that you lose juice this way.

>> No.19126715

>>19126708
You need to leave it there so the side in contact with the cooking surface gets hot enough to brown. When you flip it, the exposed side starts cooling back down.

>> No.19126717

>>19123904
>have to endure weird racist comments all evening
I like your dad.

>> No.19126730

>>19123828
>Salisbury
how do americans pronounce this?

>> No.19126744

>>19124884
>>19124162
Quiche. I have never met anyone that was particularly fond of them, except one guy. He was a homosexual man and managing boss at a job of mine. He made no secret of his same-sex desires for employees. When he identified a male worker he liked, he would ask them if they ever cooked quiche. This was a bait, kind of like in prison. If you said you liked cooking in any way, he would feign interest and eventually pressure you into making quiche.
Eventually he'd have you texting him pics as you make your first quiche at home. Then he'd arrange a meet up to try your quiche and it would end with him forcing you to bottom for him. I don't know how he managed to do it repeatedly so many times, he just did. We were a blue collar type crew and he managed to top several strong young men somehow He used his boss position over desperate workers, and he really loved quiche. At that job, there was an inside joke among the guys about who was "quiched" and who wasn't.

>> No.19126758

>>19126715
OP said he already cooked it at that point though. i fail to see how that is relevant

>> No.19126763

>>19126730
every american ive met, and myself as an american, pronounce is "salsberry"
people who unironically are dorky enough to say "a SaLiSbUrY sTeAk!" need to be drowned. its the same with mcdonalds chicken nuggets. my girlfriend called them "twenty chicken nuggets from mcdonalds" once, she is from mexico. i corrected her so she didnt sound retarded in front of other people, because here, we just say "a twenty piece mcnugget".

Everyone i know calls that "salsberries", not "salisbury steaks", and calls mickdick nuggets "twenty piece mcnugget"

>> No.19126772

>>19126763
it's funny to hear americans say it. the i is not pronounced so don't worry. you're probably fucking up the other vowels though like worcestershire

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>>19124806
>>19124872
This thread is starting to take a DARK turn.
**Fun Fact: Lawry's seasoning salt was created by a WHITE MAN.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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19126778

>>19125955
>Chegged...but
I can guar-an-fucking-tee it DID.
I've seen shit go down in other people's kitchens you wouldn't believe.

>> No.19126787

>>19126626
kek!
Or like a Salisbury Punisher.

>> No.19126790

>>19126730
Wooster

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19126791

my dad transitioned at 57 and got arrested for pedophilia

>> No.19126794

>>19124872
No. I don't reply to scrubs.

>> No.19126832

>>19125899
well the parmesan does smell like vomit so he's half right

>> No.19126837

Be boomer dad of two grown sons still living at home, one a nurse, the other finishing university. Sons cook, then get distracted by phone and burn food. Wife is Chinese, one son has Indian girlfriend -> no such thing as too much spice in food. Have unidentified animal parts and precambrian fish in freezer. Life is good.

>> No.19126841

>>19126791
that sucks man, I hope he's in prison and didn't hurt any of your family. The good news is he won't be able to hurt anyone again.

>> No.19126842

>>19123828
get a job instead of sitting around learning how to be a woman

>> No.19126843

>>19126791
Was he an Army civilian by any chance? I know a few people like that.

>> No.19126874

>>19126841
falling for this bait

>> No.19126886

>>19126484
Currently 50% of adult Americans age 28 or younger live with a parent. But, you know; great economy. Let’s import more people.

>> No.19126972

>>19126772
everyone in my region in texas calls it "worchy sauce" (war-chee) for simplicity sake.
again, we dont say no "salisbury", its "salsberry"

"my mom put worchy sauce instead gravy on the salsberries, so now i want a twenty piece mcnuggie from mickey d's" is unironically probably a statement that has been said in my town before

>> No.19126983

>>19126886
They should never have to leave. When you have children your parents continue to be valuable caregivers. The atomic family is the atomized family, a model sold to us to tear us from our support structure in return for debt and a false sense of independence.

>> No.19126986

>>19125955
I'm sure the story is exaggerated but my boomer dad (who I always thought was a decent cook) didn't know how to make homemade gravy until last Thanksgiving because whenever he made gravy it was always stovetop gravy packets. My mom knows better though.

>> No.19126989

>>19126972
>worchy sauce
Why the fuck are americans so obsessed with minimizing language. Are you guys so allergic to social interaction that you feel the need to shorten every interaction this much?

>> No.19127014

>>19126989
WTF, No time for that, got things to do.

>> No.19127027

>>19126989
Assuming you are across the pond, how do you pronounce this?
Wooster? War-Chest-er-Shire?

>> No.19127034

>>19123904
(You): reddit
(You)r dad: 4chan

>> No.19127038

>>19127027
"Wirs-tis-shire"

>> No.19127044
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>>19126708
Anon it's salsbury steak
Once you've seared the meat you take it aside and make the gravy.
You cook the patties in the gravy

>> No.19127045

>>19127027
wuss tuh sheer
i bet this varies quite a lot even in bongland.

>> No.19127047

>>19127038
Thanks, just checking--that's how I'd said it my entire life--until I met some asshole from Chelmsford, Massachusetts.
It threw me because of all the weird Bong pronunciations of different towns.

>> No.19127052

>>19127045
yep...
Just checkin'

>> No.19127061

>>19127044
I cook the patties all the way through like steaks and then just paint the gravy on with a brush before i eat it.
you do it way too complicated. commit suicide, it is just salisbury steak, no need to put that much effort into it
i dont even do that. i just throw the fuckin thing in the air fryer and put microwave gravy in, paint it on before you eat it. it tastes good.

>> No.19127065

>>19127047
Americans do everything wrong.

>> No.19127068

>>19127061
Stop posting on 4chan dad

>> No.19127082

>>19127068
You fucking niggers on here always overcomplicate everything. Food doesnt have to take more than 15 minutes to cook to be delicious and nutritious, which are the only two things that matter in food.
Microwave the gravy. Cook the steaks all the way through, or air fry them, or bake them, or broil them, whatever, and then just paint the gravy on and eat the fucking shit.
Make some Velveeta and a bag of microwave Green Giant brussels sprouts and you have yourself dinner

>> No.19127092

>>19127082
Christ, dad, I already ate the raw fucking patties doused in half packet-gravy half-teriyaki and the double-water rice.
Now I have to read your blog, too?

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>>19127065
Most of us, yeah...

>> No.19127135

>>19127095
Looks good anon

>> No.19127156

>>19127095
disgusting sloppa
kys

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>>19127135
Thanks, It's an old pic--
The onion gravy wasn't nearly as time consuming as I'd thought--I'm gonna have to make more--mebby tonight.
I recently made a quick yeast dough and spiral-wrapped a bunch of Nathan's hotdogs with it- highly recommended.
>>19127156
lol, NO U

>> No.19127163

>>19126983
A worthy sentiment, but antiquated. The days of having the family farm where all can pitch in and there’s land to build another house on, or they can add on to the current home, are long gone. When this many adults have to live with their parents because they can’t afford space of their own, they’re not starting families of their own. Oh sure, the great hope is that they’ll save up to buy a home, but with this inflation and housing prices these adults are going to be chasing that carrot until they die in their 50’s from despair-related illness.

>> No.19127199

>>19127161
jalepenos are disgusting, you have beaner taste

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>>19127199
Shoo, Troll.
Those nachos weren't mine, I just made the gif, faggot.

>> No.19127216

>>19127204
god that looks vile.
why do beaners have to make every fucking food they touch wet and saucy and greasy?
moisture texture is by far the worst thing a food can have. its like putting vomit in your mouth
why are beaners so afraid of dry food

>> No.19127235

>>19127216
I think you’re confusing Mexican cuisine with Tex Mex. It’s easy to do, as a lot of “Mexican” restaurants those guys open up serve the wet burritos and other sloppa. When I’ve travelled around South America I found a lot of their actual food rather dry.

>> No.19127243

>>19127235
ive never left arkansas in my life but all the mexican restaurants just literally serve the most wet vile slop imagineable.
is this true anon? do south americans actually eat better than that?
ive seen pictures of cuban bananas, even those things are greasy and wet

>> No.19127275

>>19123828
We get it, old people don't know how to cook.
Millennials grew up with the internet, cooking shows, cooking media, instant access to 1000s of recipes, ability to directly talk to other cooks on demand, etc.
Boobers had their mum's shitty 1930s recipe book in the best cases. In the worst case, their wife did all the cooking following cringe 1960s cooking fads. So yeah, they can't cook.
So now you're superior because you've consumed years worth of cooking related media growing up. All bow before anon for being better at cooking than a fucking boomer.

>> No.19127310

>>19127243
Yup. It’s pretty bizarre. You go over there and a restaurant serves soft tacos about four inches in diameter and filled with grilled meat and pico de gallo. Lots of ceviche (fresh fish dish.) Hop back over here and everything is drowning in sour cream and cheese sauce. Even their beans are different- fresh black beans, normal rice with seasoning. Come back stateside and they’ll serve you a plate with runny refried beans with pools of cheese sauce, greasy rice, beef burritos smothered in enchilada sauce and cheese sauce. Makes no sense.

>> No.19127317

>>19127310
>You go over there and a restaurant serves soft tacos about four inches in diameter and filled with grilled meat and pico de gallo. Lots of ceviche (fresh fish dish.)
That is greasy and moist, thats exactly the shit im talking about.
Gross.

>> No.19127333

>>19127275
Why are you defending boombooms

>> No.19127339

>>19127275
Yeah, I know I'm better at cooking
That's why I usually do it instead

>> No.19127340

>>19127333
I just hate annoying fags

>> No.19127348

>>19127340
Self hate is a illness anon

>> No.19127372

>>19127317
No… it’s like a thin mini flat bread cooked on cast iron with no oil, grilled meat, and topped with pico de gallo (chopped cilantro, purple onion, jalapeño, tomato, lime juice). Or I guess we have different opinions on what greasy and moist are.

>> No.19127409

>>19123904
>have to endure weird racist comments all evening
i feel sorry that your dad has such a pussy kid

>> No.19127835

>>19123828
Escape.

>> No.19128050

>>19126832
Fuckin lol. Yeah whoever thinks cheese smells good is not to be trusted. I eat it but Def not sniffing it

>> No.19128105

>>19126744
Neither have I. It was the one thing the mess served occasionally that fucking no one ate for breakfast. We just flipped that shit right over and went without. I did try it once because I had never seen it and didn't know better, absolutely hated it and joined the "fuck no" crew.

>> No.19128126

>>19126730
Sawsbree.

>> No.19129397

>>19123904
You don't deserve your dad.

>> No.19129411

>>19126989
product is spelled Worcestershire sauce

which should be pronounced:
whir shester shire
but no they pronounce it:
wooster sheer

then complain that idiots here shorten words just to troll.

>> No.19129447

>>19127275
It not that they don't know how to cook. It the fact that after having access to all these new tools they stick their head in sand and continue eating their slop. Not only that it is slop, they ha ve audacity to call anyone calling them on it some sort of faggot.

>> No.19129668

>>19127348
epic *mic drop* xD

>> No.19129718 [DELETED] 

>>19126773
Everything niggers use was created by a white man.

>> No.19129743

>>19123828
At least you haven't had to watch the decline take hold. My mom used to be a great cook who took a lot of pride in the small details. Now she puts nice steaks into an air fryer because its 'just as good'

>> No.19130405

>>19129743
I'm so sorry

>> No.19130451

>>19129743
They still live in this fantasy land where technology improves things.
Was told to try 'air fryer' about 10 times before doing it and guess what, it's shit compared to a fryer and it charcoals sauces you might put on wings beforehand.

>> No.19130466

>>19129411
wors-ter-sher

works for me lad

>> No.19130469

>>19127204
looks a little dry for my taste but i'm sure the beef is well seasoned, nice stuff lad

>> No.19130582

>>19123904
Based

>> No.19130959

>>19126773
So was kool aid

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>dad's gonna make burgers
>no grill
>no griddle
>no pan
>he opens the air fryer

>> No.19131328

>parents are immigrants from india
>grew up in a city in California with some of the most interesting, tasty food cultures
>my specific suburb was 60% East Asian, had some of the best regional Chinese restaurants (for great price)
> parents would try to explore Chinese and Vietnamese cuisine
>some of the best viet pho places in the nation are 15-20 mins away
>decide to go to these places
>every time we order some simple pho, my mom becomes a drama queen
>mom starts facepalming at the restaurant table
>starts rubbing her temples
>what's wrong, mom?
>the MSG is giving me a HEADACHE
>ughhh why do these vietnamese and chinese people put so much MSG in their food
>MSG makes me ill
> I can't do it
> I can't have pho

Same thing with Chinese restaurants with soy sauce too. My mom would always chimp out about the MSG. I tried to get my parents to try Lanzhou noodle, or ugyhur style cumin kebabs, but they all become drama queens

>> No.19131338

>>19131328
And then down a bag of Doritos like a regular American, no doubt
>I don't know what a cool ranch is but it is my favorite American crisp

>> No.19131364

>>19131338
My folks never touched stuff like Doritos, but im sure there are many instances of dipshits who freak out about East Asian food using MSG but will down a bunch of chips or chicken wings or whatever that has seasoning blends that incorporate a ton of MSG. It was so fucking unbelievable to see my parents grow up around some of the most interesting Chinese and Vietnamese regional restaurants, like places you could probably not get in any other city in the USA except maybe LA or NYC....and see them just avoid it altogether because of muh MSG.


My dad did something similarly annoying with Ethiopian food
>hear about how a lot of east african cuisines are similar to indian food
>Ethiopian, kenyan food, somali food are all apparently similar to indian
>hmm my dad is indian and loves the orange curry gravy goyslop stuff
>I should bring him to this ethiopian restaurant not too far from my folks' place the next time i see him
>tell my dad we should try it out, and that ethiopian food is similar to indian food so he will like it
>i drive him there
>we walk into the restaurant and the host is about to greet us
>my dad immediately lets out a gasp and walks out
>i ask him what the fuck is wrong
>it's the vinegar smell
>the smell of vinegar is too much
>refuses to try the ethiopian food
The audacity of an indian man, who eats the most piquant cuisine on the planet with very pungent smells, to walk into an ethiopian place and say the smell is too strong.

>> No.19131692

>>19123828
Now he should season his food but I've discovered when it comes to ground meats, seasoning after cooking makes for a much softer patty, or in this case 'steak'.
Chef Jacques Pepin says that adding salt to ground meat causes it to bind up or something, so I started cooking my ground beef without salt at first and then seasoning at the end, pepper and other spices are find but salt interacts with the water in ground meat and does something to it because the difference is immense. The meat comes out just super soft, supple and delicious, and you really only need to season the outside. I make 1/3 pound burgers this way, the texture is unreal and you get enough seasoning on the outside, you don't need it seasoned through.
With salisbury steak, even more so, seeing as how the gravy will be seasoned and will seep in.

>> No.19131708

>>19126164
Is that bo burnham? Wtf happened?

>> No.19131867

>>19131708
He made a masterpiece for Netflix during lockdown

>> No.19133125

>>19130959
So was the Parthenon

>> No.19133368

>Help.

Eat healthier, purposefully cooking shit he doesn't like, and force him to make his own damn meals.

At this rate, he'll be so constipated he'll spend most his time trying to take a shit.

>> No.19133468

>>19125801
>cool for mom
>absolutely loves it
>keeps saying how "well seasoned and delicious" it is
>its just chicken thighs with a sprinkle salt and pepper because I was a lazy fuck that day
>anything beyond that is "too salty"

>> No.19134565

>>19133468
This was posted by pasty hands