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Imagine eating this good.

>> No.19208170

>>19208167
that rice needs some peas and carrots mixed in

>> No.19208178

>>19208170
I don't like peas or cooked carrots.

>> No.19208191

>>19208167
You need the gallon of milk because your food is so dry.

Been there done that

>> No.19208192

>>19208178
Have you considered that you're a homosexual weirdo for not liking carrots or peas?

>> No.19208195

>>19208191
That isn't the case. I just drink milk with everything.
>>19208192
I like carrots, I've eaten then raw my whole life. Just don't like them cooked. I tried peas for the first time a couple years ago and didn't care for them, thought my dad said they are better when mixed with other vegetables, but the only other cooked vegetable I really eat is broccoli.

>> No.19208203

>>19208195
tell me anon, have you ever had a chicken pot pie? it might make you a believer in peas and cooked carrots

>> No.19208206

>>19208203
No, I've never had any kind of pie. Cooked carrots are too sweet and mushy, I don't remember why I didn't like peas.

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>>19208206
>I've never had any kind of pie

>> No.19208292

>>19208210
Definitely explains why he can't imagine eating better than dry chicken on top of plain rice and boiled broc.

>> No.19208300

>>19208167
The thing I hate the most about you is that God damn jar of milk. The eternal child you must be

>> No.19208322
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>>19208210
It has never passed the smell test. Don't like it. Scent and taste are connected.
>>19208292
The chicken isn't dry and the broccoli wasn't boiled, I put it in simmering water to defrost.
>>19208300

>> No.19208336

>>19208167
You know how we know you're a virgin?

>> No.19208338

>watches most insipid and bland television imaginable
>eats most insipid and bland food imaginable
moeshitters are a cancer

>> No.19208350
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>>watches most insipid and bland television imaginable
>>eats most insipid and bland food imaginable
>moeshitters are a cancer

>> No.19208355

>>19208338
>animefag tries to distance himself from other animefags
you're all pathetic manchildren

>> No.19208374

>>19208167
Imagine eating this well, you mean.

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>>19208374
No, I meant "good"!

>> No.19208413

>>19208384
i think you meant "food"

>> No.19208620

>>19208413
No, I meant "good"

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>>19208167
>this OP is a literally sissy homosexual
>the other guy that posts his lunch every other day has a 45 yo tranny manhand gf that cooks dogfood for him to post online
do normal people ever post what they've cooked?

>> No.19208737

>>19208167
Do you ever put a few drops of Frank's into your milk?

>> No.19208738

>>19208167
Why imagine? I could reproduce your meal with ease if I chose to.

>> No.19208788

>>19208167
if you spill that sauce on your mousepad its all over

gotta throw the whole setup out

>> No.19208796

>>19208732
I'm not a "sissy homosexual", I am straight.
>>19208737
No, that'd be weird.
>>19208788
I can put the mousepad in the sink and wash it, I have done so before.

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>>19208796
>it's happened before

I feel your loss. Your aim in CS:GO will never be the same

>> No.19208810

>>19208803
CSGO sucks anyway. I reinstalled it the other day and played two games before I uninstalled.

>> No.19208811
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>>19208206
>I've never had any kind of pie

>> No.19208817

>>19208796
>No, that'd be weird.
No it's not.

>> No.19208818

>>19208167
Great, it's the milk-chugging sloppa poster again.

>> No.19208823

>>19208803
>>19208810
Your post makes me want to reinstall though.......

>> No.19208826

>>19208823
see you in Silver 3 buddy!

I got back into it and having alot of fun - just mess with the mouse sens until you get picks constantly.

>> No.19208834

>>19208826
I was placed silver 3 or 4 after winning my second game, funnily enough......I play with the XM1014 so aim is important, but not super important.

I used to be DMG but somewhere around the time they remastered Train the game just fell off for some reason.

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>>19208210
>>19208811
Reminds me of that Conan segment where Jordan Schlansky claims that he has literally "never had a sip of American coffee."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A8W77m-ZTw

>> No.19208851

>>19208796
>I'm not a "sissy homosexual"
you've literally ERPed with other homosexuals here while posting your thighs for them

>> No.19208853

>>19208851
I posted my tummy and thighs, but I was never ERPing, I only do that in wow.

>> No.19208857

Fuck you and fuck your glace of milk.

>> No.19208887

>>19208167
Itadakimasu.

>> No.19208896

>>19208170
Nope, needs raw onion.

>> No.19209105

You play private wow so I know you're a pleb

>> No.19209279

>>19208167

>the little broccoli circle
>whole gallon of milk on the table, massive mason jar filled with it
>utterly plain rice
>the most basic pan chicken breast, no sauce in sight
>slice of life anime on the screen

your mom did a number on you, op. i can smell the freudian confliction and desperate attempts to recapture your shattered childhood from halfway across the world.

>> No.19209957

>>19209105
t. Asmongoloid

>> No.19209964

>>19209279
>whole gallon of milk on the table
It's empty, actually.
>no sauce in sight
You need glasses.
>slice of life anime
It isn't SoL, it's a shoujo romance.

>> No.19210012

>>19208826
ez rankup = save for awp and hold gay angles. free picks

>> No.19210014

>>19208853
>I posted my tummy and thighs
>I ERP in wow
looks like "sissy homosexual" was pretty accurate

>> No.19210199

>>19208167
very nutritious meal

>> No.19210543

>>19208350
You look like this and get triggered by this

>> No.19210549 [DELETED] 

>>19208170
>>19208178
>>19208192
>>19208191
>>19210543
>>19210199
>>19210014

>eating at desk
Enjoy the ants

>> No.19210553
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19210553

Based chicken, rice and veggie enjoyer

>> No.19210557

>>19210549
Are you a toddler? You wear a bib when you eat?

>> No.19210564

>>19208167
Why are these pictures always taken in a dark room with the camera flash on? Do you people have lamps or understand lighting?

>> No.19210571

>>19210557
Why don't you eat a table fat fuck? I bet you eat and then touch your keyboard without washing your hands

>> No.19210584

>>19210571
Why are you eating with your hands?

>> No.19210586
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>>19210571
I eat at the table when I eat with other people, why would I sit there alone doing nothing but eating when I could sit at my desk and multi-task? Do you have aspergers?

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Imagine eating this good.

>> No.19211730

>>19211705
holy GOYSLOP

>> No.19211734

>>19211730
Those are KOSHER 100% BEEF franks, buddy.

>> No.19211735

>>19211705
needed 1 more to make a hotdog swastika

0/10

>> No.19211739

>>19211705
Way too much fucking bread

>> No.19211740

>>19211734
>kosher
happy hanukkah, rabbi

>> No.19211743
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>>19208167
b-brother?!

>> No.19211748

>>19211740
I'm not of the tribe, but the tribe eat these because they don't have pig.

Also I'm eating beef and milk, which isn't kosher.

>> No.19211769

>>19211705
>the way they're cut up
>kosher
Five Guys? Or just doing they same they do?

>>19211743
Why is the table not up against the wall and why do you have four mice?

>>19211748
>beef and milk not kosher
Same reason they can't have cheese on burgers, right? Something about not drinking the milk from the same animal you eat at the same time or some shit like that?

>> No.19211770

>>19211748
if you're not in the baby penis sucking tribe and you eat kosher it means you're a homosexual. i'm not judging you, i'm just telling you the facts

>> No.19211772

>>19211769
I like to be able to stretch my legs out beyond the table

>> No.19211777

>>19211769
You gotta have crazy rules to keep your cult victims isolated, is how it started. After a couple thousand years there is a bit of snowballing.

>> No.19211797

>>19208167
Woah Giant Eagle, how's Western PA treating you?

>> No.19211803

>>19211797
I live in North East Ohio.

>> No.19212333

>>19208167
I can't decide id you're a shredded 20 to 30s guy or a 45 year old wizard. Baffles me. If you were a woman my flimsy grasp on reality might collapse.

>> No.19212337

>>19208167
nice plating lol

>> No.19212348

>>19208167
why do you people eat on your desks, i dont even eat in my bedroom! You are supposed to eat in the kitchen

>> No.19212353

>>19212348
not OP but always eat in my room. I hate my family

>> No.19212361

>>19212353
Why do you hate your family, anon?

>> No.19212376

>>19208843
Is that a figure skater or something?

>> No.19212379

>>19209957
Haaaa

>> No.19212394

>>19208167
I have the same mouse, drink out of the same jars, and eat very similar dinners. Less rice, and sweet baby rays instead of the hot sauce and it's basically my desk. the milks kinda weird too

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>>19211735

>> No.19212468

>>19208292
It looks fine you bitter cunt. I had a friend like you who thought he was a food connoisseur. Always critiquing shit. I breaded some juicy tenders I made and he kept bitching about it being dry. Shit was fuckin juicy inside and this dumb motherfucker wouldn’t stop lying like a fucking cunt. He caught a tender in the eye and a kick in the balls.

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19212481

>... seasonings?

>> No.19212492

>>19210584
3rd world countries eat all in the same dish with their hands. Pretty disgusting. I eat at my table and haven't seen an ant in my life. But these people eat on the dirt so they come to expect it.

>> No.19212497

>>19212333
it's definitely an obese male

>> No.19212629

>>19211705
>4 hotdog
how obese are you?

>> No.19212665

>>19208167
>Literally hospital food

>> No.19212683

are you going to the gym? I remember chicken breast, rice and broccoli being my daily meal when I used to work out.

>> No.19212705

>>19212683
did you also eat 4 hotdogs like a morbidly obese person?

>> No.19212766

>>19212629
I ate 3 Costco hotdogs in one sitting once and then had to go back to work afterwards. Not my finest hour

>> No.19212824

>>19212492
>haven't seen an ant in my life.
Sad.

>> No.19212887

Imagine brapping this ass

>> No.19212891

>>19212333
How is it up for debate OP isn't a fat weeb

>> No.19212997

>>19208167
why do people eat out of plates instead of bowls
that shit is going to get everywhere

>> No.19213100

>>19209964
Oh my bad. I see that you are actually cool. Perhaps I am the chump?

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>Dinner and Milk
Tf wrong with you people, who drinks milk during dinner.
Fucking tasteless niggers

>> No.19213123

>>19208167
truly the worst poster on this godforsaken board and that requires a lot of effort

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>>19208167
Verification not required.

>> No.19213247

>>19208322
Scent and taste are not directly correlated. Something can smell strange but still taste good, like sardines. If you've never tasted a pie because it doesn't "smell good", you're a baby tier tastelet. And judging by the crappy food you post, that's probably true

>> No.19213604

>>19211705
>>19208167
Big fan

>> No.19213731

>>19210549
"indoor" ants don't go for any of that though. Maybe the seasoning on the chicken, but I doubt that would be what drops.

>> No.19214268

>>19211769
>Five Guys? Or just doing they same they do?
They are store bought, I slice them so they fry better in the pan. I haven't had fast food in years, I didn't know five guys did dogs.

>> No.19214286

>>19210549
Ants in your pants you creepy weirdo

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>>19212481
Here you go

>> No.19214311

>>19210549
Eating at my desk is the best way to get away from my office as soon as possible, believe it or not we're not all on punch clock time.

>> No.19214335
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>>19212766
>Costco hotdogs
>3
how does that even happen? did you lose a bet?

>> No.19215529
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Taco meat over rice

>> No.19215532

>>19214294
spotted the pleb

>> No.19215534

>>19214294
I don't know how, but this shit is saltier than actual salt

>> No.19215616

>>19214268
Not only do they do dogs, they just use Hebrew National, slice them in half like that, and then charge like six fucking dollars for it. It's fucking insane they get away with it.

>> No.19215911

>>19208167
>broccoli
disgusting 0/10 dogshit smelling vegetable

>> No.19216349

>>19210549
What ants? Why would there be ants anywhere near my desk? Also, a desk IS a table, you dumb fuck.

>> No.19216350

>>19213116
Literally everyone I know drinks milk at dinner. I don't know a single person who doesn't.

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The dinner.

>> No.19216712

>>19216350
Weirdos usually do associate with other weirdos.

>> No.19216784

>>19216350

Then stop posting until you leave preschool, faggot child.

>> No.19216789

>>19216712
>>19216784
Oh, does someone get the poopwoopies from dairy? LOL

>> No.19216926

>>19216710
congrats, you eat like a child. hotdogs are shit, bread is shit, and milk is complete crap. grow up. you clearly don't have a girlfriend or wife, or friends who respect you

>> No.19217536

>>19210586
multitask like with what? watching tv? is that multitasking? i would have to agree. we should have each other over and a couple of pals as well and maybe multitask together. lets have a multitasking session. we can multitask all night if you want.

>> No.19218452

>>19210549
>ants
extra protein snack

>> No.19218466

>>19211743
Nice mice. How's the rice?

>> No.19218474

>>19216710
what kind of milk you chugging? you got a brand you like? of course you're buying whole milk right? ever tried it RAW?

>> No.19219203

>enough rice to feed a family
post belly

>> No.19219212

>>19216350
You must exclusively eat with small children then.

>> No.19219972

>>19216712
>>19216784
>>19219212
I'm an adult Finn. Every single one of my friends (all adults) and every member of my family (all adults except for two small children) drinks milk at both lunch and dinner.

>> No.19219988

>>19212629
Did you just cross over from Somalia? I could down ten plump weiners in a sitting if I felt like it but man you must be some kind of lanky fuck if 4 weenies is pushing it my dude. Get on my level bitch tits.

>> No.19220031

>>19219203
this is normal. what isn't normal is having rice as a small side.

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>>19208178
What are you, 5? It doesn't matter what you "like". You eat what your body needs. Eventually your tongue will get buckbroken and start liking it.

>> No.19220038

>>19220036
I can get all the nutrients I need without eating yucky peas and cooked carrots.

>> No.19220039

>>19219972
piimä is the drink for normal well adjusted individuals.
to be serious though, it really just depends on the meal. something really heavy and fatty and I'll have just water but I like a glass of dairy on lighter meals.

>> No.19220040

>>19214335
I always thought that hamster is the cutest hamster ever. If people could marry animals I’d marry that hamster because I love him.

>> No.19220048

>>19211705
>>19212629
I'm going to guess he's 300±30

>> No.19220054

>>19220040
OK groomer.

>> No.19220063

>>19212629
>>19220048
I'm not fat.

>> No.19220068

>>19220054
?

>> No.19220078

>>19220068
A hamster is not capable of consenting to marry a human.

>> No.19221234

>>19211743
>tfw don't get no tenga advertisements anymore
you lucky bastard

>> No.19221621

>>19212629
Third worlder detected

>> No.19221658

>>19211743
how did you cook the chicken? it kinda looks boiled

>> No.19221711

>>19208167
put that in a bowl u mutt

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>>19211743
What’s that “massage oil” for anon?

>> No.19223348

>>19222539
i bet he has no foreskin

>> No.19223413

>>19220078
That’s why I said “if people could marry animals” but yeah I guess I’d rape a hamster.

>> No.19223426

>>19223413
>rape a hamster
my dick is larger than a hamster

ladies hmu

>> No.19223427

>>19223426
Yes but you can’t possibly be as cute and run as fast on a wheel.

>> No.19223439

>>19208167
What happened to the guy with the anime doll? I hope he’s still alive.

>> No.19223558

>>19210549
t. eatlet

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>>19208167
good taste OP. I wish that you one day find a nice mountaineer wife to cook you delicious meals!

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>>19208167
MMMM MILK gee anon that milk was SPLENDIFERIOUS

>> No.19227534

is this the same retard who eats white fish and those shitty pancakes with frozen strawberries?

>> No.19228403

>>19208167
What show is that? Looks cute.

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>>19211803
>North East Ohio
i went to east palestine after that train derailment. I bought a massive block of 10lbs of bacon for like, $20. It lasted me a really long time

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>>19210549
>Enjoy the ants
nah, my keyboard lasted for a good 3 years of eating at it before it gave out

>> No.19229067

>>19229061
delete this

>> No.19229435

>>19208206
If you don't overcook carrots to hell they won't get mushy retard
Why are you on a cooking board? Fuck off

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>>19215529

a little jealous, not gonna lie

>> No.19229630

>>19229061
Actually what mine looks like underneath the key caps. I need to clean it up.

>> No.19229917

>>19208292
Why do Americans associate drinking milk as an immature thing to do? It's the white mans juice.

>> No.19229923

>>19229917
We don't and Jason will let you drink some of his milk, maybe he will even let you drink a lot of his milk.

>> No.19229938

>>19229917
Meant for >>19208300

>>19229923
And yes you do. Every single time an American comes speaks out with a mouth full of McDonald's and turkey stuffings spitballing at you how immature it is to drink milk past the age of 18.

>> No.19229948

>>19229938
Oh it's just another lame "everyone I don't like is american" story.

>> No.19229959

>>19229948
Pattern recognition. American's are all the same, no other country will point something out like that, they just don't give a fuck. but Americans get turned off seeing an adult drinking milk and they let you know how much they dislike that. It's clearly a cultural thing, maybe it has to do with how milk corps advertise "milk" over there?

>> No.19229967

>>19208167
People who drink milk with anything other than something sweet have always struck me as odd. Milk does not go with savory food. In fact quite the opposite. I get not wanting to drink water with every meal but get a beer or something or some wine. Hell drink some tea. Milk with chicken? Wtf is wrong with you

>> No.19229971

>>19229959
Yeah just another lame schizo retard post about america as usual.

>> No.19229978

>>19229435
he's posting pics of his cooking unlike 95% of you pussies, stop bullying

>> No.19229986

>>19211743
>HD555s
How are those not broken? I owned 3 pairs of those things back when they still sold them. All of them cracked in the same place within a year. Comfy as fuck though. Finally got the upgraded 598s and have had them for years.

>> No.19229998

>>19208167
Did you at least salt the water that bag of Success rice was cooked in?

>> No.19230026

>>19208206
>No, I've never had any kind of pie. Cooked carrots are too sweet and mushy, I don't remember why I didn't like peas.
Try steaming any vegetable you don't like, you might find out you just suck ass at cooking.

>> No.19230086

>>19230026
>>Try steaming any vegetable you don't like
>Anon is the head cook at a nursing home
No, dont steam, your roast
Chop up broccoli, peel slice carrots
Olive oil, salt pepper
Roast 400 degrees until fork tender
It brings out all the flavor
You can get more creative with the seasoning when you get comfortable

>> No.19230812

>>19229971
Because I quoted milk as if your milk is fake? Have you looked into this weird phenomena that seems to only take place in the US where people from around the world get sick the minute they drink American "milk"? Also how American's themselves who travel to place like Europe say they can somehow magically drink milk again and not get sick like they do back home?

>> No.19231267

>>19208167
I hate these threads so much. Literally the most basic, shittily cooked food and a jar of milk.