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What are some American foods/drinks foreigners find gross?
HARD MODE: no processed shit, "inauthentic" shit, or MUH HEALTH shit

>> No.19274827

>>19274820
our bread is generally too sweet, they're right to think it sucks

>> No.19274834
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19274834

All of them.
Why can't you people just reject the slop and eat civilized like basically all of Europe? You have the natural resources for a rich and varied diet, yet you still opt for fucking Velveeta and chlorinated chicken.

>> No.19274841

>>19274834
>HARD MODE: no processed shit, "inauthentic" shit, or MUH HEALTH shit
I'm talking dishes here, not MUH AMERICAN GOYSLOP shit, regardless of whether or not that's true. We have that thread every day.

>> No.19274844

>Name American food
>No processed shit
Thread is over before it started.

>> No.19274854

>>19274844
>meat loaf
>ranch dressing
>traditional root beer
>pumpkin pie
>french dip
>bourbon
>peanut butter
stop being a retard

>> No.19274865

>>19274820
corn syrup

>> No.19274901

>>19274827
This is such bullshit. We don't have bakeries on every corner like a lot of places in Europe and elsewhere, but our bread isn't "too sweet" unless you're literally buying dollar store wonder bread or other trailer park tier garbage.

>> No.19274929

>>19274854
All of those are processed

>> No.19274994

American bread is very sweet and soft. It's practically cake.
While i enjoy root beer, literally all of my family back home think it's horrid.
With some exceptions, American sweets/candies (including chocolates) have a bizarre flavor that i can't quite put into words.
American spinach and chickens both have practically no flavour and the reason for this is the same for the two of them: they're harvested too soon. Even "full grown" spinach in America isn't actually full grown.
Fruits sold in the US, especially grapes, strawberries and pears, tend to taste watered down. I find this particularly bizarre because not all produce sold in America is grown in America yet strawberries in the US will still tend to taste of vaguely strawberry-ish nothing.
American tomato ketchup is absolutely horrible. Doesn't even taste of tomato.
That's all i can think of right off the bat.

t. Euro living in Ameriland

>>19274901
It absolutely is. The vast vast vast vast VAST majority of bread sold in the US have sugar added to it for some reason and 38,526,626,841 dough conditioning additives to make them soft enough for the American palate. And it's not there to "feed the yeast." That's stupid. Yeasts don't need it. They can eat flour just fine on its own without the sugar. The fact is that Americans tend to like things a lot sweeter than many countries do. And that's fine. No need to get defensive about it. Just accept that you're so accustomed to it that you don't even notice.
It's like Croatians and their formerly salty ass bread. To anyone visiting Croatia back in the day, the bread was terribly salty (1 tsp in just 4 slices) but a few years ago, when Croatia noticed an enormous spike in blood pressure related illnesses, da gubmint incentivised bakeries to use less salt over time
They practically weaned an entire nation off of a higher sodium diet over the span of a few years.
Now, if trying bread the way it was made prior, Croatians will find it too salty, just like erryone else did

>> No.19275022

>>19274834
>civilized like basically all of Europe
europe lost civility in 1100 ad.

>> No.19275032

>>19275022
Don't reply to the American false flagging as European, anon. Leave her alone

>> No.19275131

>>19274820
Deep fried butter and also adding sause on everything is gross

>> No.19275189
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>>19274994
>The vast vast vast vast VAST majority of bread sold in the US have sugar added
only if you're talking white sandwich bread
ffs even walmarts have a bakery where you can get fresh baked bread of any type

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>>19275131
the food is just there as a way to get sauce into my mouth

>> No.19275241

>>19274854
Is French dip an american thing?
What's next French fries or Russian dressing?

>> No.19275263

>>19275189
I'm from America and you're retarded, go buy your Walmart bakery bread, turn the package over and be dumbfounded by the sugar content.

Furthermore even whole grain bread is mostly refined flour dyed with molasses and has some seeds sprinkled in because that's technically a a few "whole grains" our bread is dog shit.

>>19274994
It helps to harvest mature produce, but we also have bad soil nutrient issues, and a lot of our strawberries are grown hydroponically, nothing wrong with that, but again they use poor nutrient mixes.
It's yield>quality

>> No.19275385

>>19275263
>but we also have bad soil nutrient issues,
we have some of the best soil in the world because our land hasn't been farmed relentlessly for the last 3,000 years , most American farmland is less then 100 years old

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>>19275385
>most American farmland is less then 100 years old
and it only took them a couple decades to completely fuck it up

>> No.19275429

>>19275189
He's right about the bread, to an extent. Most in-store bakeries are not putting out good product, even though it's better than the even more shelf-stable stuff. Some do, though. Some also just buy from local bakeries at wholesale prices to give them volume sales (I worked for one such bakery, and we'd deliver to stores an hour away on a daily basis). Those stores often have good bread, but they also charge a lot more for it on average.

>> No.19275433

>>19275189
I've had supermarket bakery bread and it's still quite sweet. If you wanna talk supermarket bakeries, Lidl, believe it or not, has the best one I've been to in the US. And in my experience, the brown/whole wheat bread is even sweeter than the white is. Rye bread is a crapshoot.
The only beads I've found here that aren't sweetened are some from the now dwindling numbers of Italian and Polish bakeries, and even those aren't guaranteed to be unsweetened. Also "artisan" (IE overpriced) bakeries.

>>19275263
Anon isn't retarded. I used to work as a baker. Were i to go anywhere after work, whoever i happened to be with would be likely to comment that i smelled of cinnamon or bread, depending on which bakery job i had at the time (used to work at a place known for cinnamon rolls then a bread bakery). However, i didn't even notice because i got used to the smell over time. And that was only a couple years. You can't really blame anon for not noticing just how sweet American bread tends to be after at least two decades of acclimation.
As for the produce, i didn't know that about the strawberries. I've grown onions hydroponically and they were some of the blandest shit I've ever had so whether what you're saying is true or not, it's at the very least believable.
How the fuck does fucking onion manage to be bland?

>> No.19275436

>>19275396
That wasn't fucking farmland they planted in a desert

>> No.19275439

>>19275396
you say that like its a American thing
farming with nitrogen fertilizer didn't start until the 1900's and was used same around the world at that time

>> No.19275465

>>19275189
>this is the fresh baked section in America
Grim

>> No.19275466

>>19274827
Yeah American bread is very sweet tastes like cake. Hershey's aswell is the obvious one. Coca cola too is disgusting in America basically anything involving sweetness in America is fucking horrible. I think they use high fructose corn syrup for just about everything instead of actual sugar or honey.
But aside from that the food in America is actually ok. Like the meat is generally decent quality although loaded with hormones and as unrefined as it is it's kinda like every American dish is a guilty pleasure. The problem is it's all like that. There's no real just average not unhealthy meal regular meal like the rest of the world has. Everything is excess all day everyday and that in itself gets sickening very fast.
You don't have the standard rice with a side of of boiled veggies and a fried egg daily pretty good meal like rest of the world has.

>> No.19275467

>>19275436
the dust bowl was caused by poor farming practices. do you even know your own history?

>> No.19275482

>>19275436
it was a grassland that they tilled over to plant crops but during the dry season before the crops grew in it was just hundreds of acres dried out dirt with nothing to hold it down
regardless it was still great quality soil which is why that area is still farmed to this day

>> No.19275486

>>19275466
We do, just not in restaurants, until you get to cities where people eat at restaurants every day. You start finding some places that are everyday sort of eateries, but even then, they're not an every-block sort of deal. You will have maybe 2 or 3 of those within 10 city blocks. Our food culture has always been focused on home-cooked meals. Most people who still eat well still focus on that, but it we are a dying breed.

>> No.19275502

>>19275466
>loaded with hormones
Isn't the use of hormones in meat production illegal?

>> No.19275514

>>19275486
But what is it? What's the American version of simple rice and eggs daily go to meal most people most of the time? It seems like Americans eat luxury foods only everyday but somewhat justify it by having a wider range. Ie. Pizza on Monday kebab Tuesday Pad Thai Wednesday's, MacDonald's Thursdays, pastas friday taco Saturdays and roast on Sunday. Normally these level of meals are eaten once or twice a week in their respective nations and the rest of the week is something quite plain. But in America you eat that level of food every meal and as such it loses its actual flavour and dulls the taste buds and forces Americans to manafacturer more hsrdcore and luxury versions of these meals to compete with their own over indulged tastes.

>> No.19275528

>>19275502
Not in the USA. A regular chicken takes about 100 days to grow to full size. In the USA thanks to the hormones and steroids the meats are given there it takes that same chicken 45 days. Cattle is even worse. Everything in America is enhanced with hormones and steroids and artificial flavours. And for sure the food is amazing but it's not actually food and it severely limits Americans ability to actually appreciate food and causes shit to get out of hand m.

>> No.19275532

>>19274820
>no processed shit
You nigger every single conceivable food in the US is just pure Corn Syrup with enough colorants to attempt to pass to what it claims to be. Only exception might be chocolate but they complement that with literal vomit paste

>> No.19275540

>>19275528
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's wrong and that hormones in meat production is illegal in America. I'm gonna look it up to be sure, tho

>> No.19275547

>>19275528
>>19275540
https://ask.usda.gov/s/article/Are-hormones-used-for-livestock-safe-for-consumers#:~:text=Certain%20steroid%20hormones%20have%20been,approved%20for%20use%20in%20poultry.

>> No.19275561

>>19275022
What happened in 1100 AD?

>> No.19275570

>>19275561
The immortal succubus, Meghan Markle was born.

>> No.19275578

>>19275540
As far as I know Americans out hormones in just about everything unless it's stated as otherwise on the product. I didn't think that was a secret. Growth hormones in meat is common knowledge no?
>>19275547
Yeah steroids are a big one for cattle and chicken. All regulated by the corrupt entity known as the FDA.

>> No.19275579
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>>19275540
ever heard of woody chicken? it's a result of over-reliance on steroids and hormones

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>>19275486
>but it we are a dying breed.
honestly i feel like it's going the other way aside from the tourist meme food
also its really up to you to order responsibly

>> No.19275586

>>19275578
>All regulated by the corrupt entity known as the FDA.
why is it solely the FDA's fault? why can't farms just not use them? if everyone was a rational actor, we wouldn't need regulation

>> No.19275600

>>19275586
The FDA is a piece of shit in general and it's just assumed if the FDA approves it then that's the way to do it. I don't disagree with you but some societies require a lot of shepherding when it comes to their population because they're not very great at being independent or common sense

>> No.19275636

>>19275579
>steroids and hormones
are not used in poultry production. So whatever woody chicken (hard cock?) is, it's not caused by "steroids and hormones"

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>>19275514
carrots, green beans and some pork
meatloaf and mash potatoes
chicken and rice w/ sauteed veggies

>> No.19275642

>>19275578
>steroids are a big one for cattle
K
>and chicken
Nope

>> No.19275659

>>19275579
poultry is usually just antibiotics to keep them from getting sick

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>>19274820
they'll eat shit like blood pudding and haggis but scoff at dried beef

>> No.19275708

>>19274820
ranch dressing

fun fact: "cool ranch" doritos in the eurozone are not labeled as such. you may have seen a meme floating around where they're labeled "cool american". the reality is even dumber and they are called "cool original" and they are the worst-selling flavor

>> No.19275724

>>19274994
>American sweets/candies (including chocolates) have a bizarre flavor that i can't quite put into words.
cadbury's usa puts lactic acid in their chocolate and it literally tastes like vomit.

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>>19274820
chili and cornbread
something i noticed foreigners do is make a halfass bastardized version of American dishes and to no ones surprise it comes out horrible then declare American food sucks

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>>19275708
fun fact: foreigners have no idea what ranch is supposed to taste like given by the fact the bottled ranch dressing and cool ranch doritos taste nothing alike and neither taste anything like actual proper buttermilk ranch which is not that much different from kebab sauce or dozens of other sauces,dips and dressings that are used across the world

>> No.19275780

>>19275772
can confirm. im french canadian and still don't fully *get* what the hell ranch is supposed to be. it always just tastes like watered down cream with some herbs. im guessing "authentic" ranch probably tastes like something probably similar to tzatziki

>> No.19275792

>>19275780
It is dressing made by, or in the style of, the salad dressing served by the Hidden Valley Ranch, which is a real place that exists and you can visit

>> No.19275800

>>19275792
I will choose not to

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>>19275780
>probably similar to tzatziki
kinda, minus the cucumber
if it tastes watered down they probably didn't use buttermilk thicker and tangy but most people don't have access to buttermilk so they just use milk
you could make knockoff but its not the same

>> No.19275928

>>19275924
seems legit but now why do cool ranch doritos taste nothing like it

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>>19275928
i really don't even know how to describe that flavor
i guess "cool original" is more accurate

>> No.19275964

>>19274820
That "salad" made with 99 different bought candies, cut snickers bars and whatever. Some deep-fried abominations although i've had a deep-fried onion made into a flower and it was nice. There was a webm with making of it posted in a webm-thread

>> No.19275968

>>19275733
I'm Euro and I like each of the polarising versions of both those things. I like sweet cornbread and savoury. I like bean chili and meat chili.

>> No.19275976

>>19274994
>chocolates) have a bizarre flavor that i can't quite put into words.
Tastes like walx-covered taste. You need to keep the chocolat piece in your mouth for a long time melting and dissipating to feel chocolate taste unless it's 85+ bitter choco. Funnily, all those mars, snichers, bounty bars' chocolate layer tastes better than the average hershey milk choco

>> No.19275983

>>19274820
Budweiser beer. They introduced it here a year ago and it tastes like cotton candy compared to euro beer, its way too sweet.

>> No.19275984

>>19275189
Why woild you pack a freshly baked bread in the plastic, killing the crust and changing the mouisture content. It needs to breathe. Paper bags and tongs ftw

>> No.19276019
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>>19275964
ambrosia and that shit is great but not with snicers

>> No.19276029

>>19274820
There are a few good Oregon wines. There are a few cheeses in the New York-Boston area that look promising. Maybe they'll be a thing in a decade or 2. That's it really. Canada has far better stuff.

>> No.19276036

>>19275984
the bags are perforated to vent but not let in contaminates

>> No.19276045
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>>19275983
>Budweiser
>sweet
weak bait

>> No.19276052

>>19275951
>>19275928
>>19275924
>>19275792
>>19275780
>>19275772
>>19275708
I'm >>19274994
I had ranch for the first time a few years ago at a neighbourhood barbecue. I had it with buffacued wings (that's what they were called; buffalo-style flavouring, but cooked on the barbecue rather than deep-fried)
It was very good.
I was told it was Hidden Valley brand so I went out and bought a bottle.
It was very bad.
I mentioned it to the neighbour who introduced me to ranch that the one I bought was shit and she told me that it has to be /the packet HV ranch mix/ because all pre-mixed ranch tastes like poopshits for some reason, even HV itself.
I bought a packet and she was right.

Why is this the case? It makes no fucking sense to me.

>> No.19276055

>>19275514
>daily go-to meal like eggs and rice
eggs and toast. i eat this for breakfast probably half the week with a banana. add some sausage or bacon if you're feeling frisky.

>> No.19276077

>>19276052
A lot of companies have been using cost-cutting measures to keep prices in line with inflation, and the most common way is to use cheaper ingredients
The companies that are shrinkflating foods are trying to keep their ingredient quality high but selling you less
Then there are companies doing both, that's the worst

>> No.19276083

>>19275514
Farm style food, is the best way I can describe it, though that is outdated as well, since farm food is generally higher in fat than is recommended now. An egg or two cooked however (usually scrambled or fried), usually people have a few preferred starches out of oatmeal, grits, cream of wheat, or toast. In the farm days, biscuits and pancakes were much more common at home, which are now more restaurant or weekend (as that's when normies do yard work and sport type recreation) sorts of food for healthy eaters that aren't doing harder labor. Lunch and dinner are similarly simple, usually with lunch being much more about a sandwich, maybe soup and small sandwich of sorts, dinner focusing on a simple protein, starch, and vegetable eg: pork chop, chicken or fish fillet, steak or roasts on occasion; green beans, carrots, broccoli, peas, corn, whatever, generally tossed with a little butter and seasoned on the simplest end of things; potatoes or pasta in one of their infinite iterations, corn bread, rice, beans, tortillas (as you get into the SW). And the SW brings up another point. Things change drastically on a regional basis. Europeans and Asians often forget that your countries are typically smaller than our states.

>> No.19276094

>>19276045
How is it bait? It is incredibly sweet. Not sure if they have different variations, but the one im talking about is their Bud.

>> No.19276111

>>19276094
Bud is sweeter because it uses less hopps and has rice in the mash.

>> No.19276110

>>19276052
probably watered down. every prepared ranch sauce I've had has been watery as shit. the only place that did it "right" was a local restaurant (and even then I didn't like it) and I learned that they used a powdered mix.

>> No.19276112

>>19276052
th bottled shit is soybean oil but the packet can be made with sour cream

>> No.19276117

>>19276036
i havent seen one of these types of bags in a long time. my local grocers' store brands/inhouse baked loaves use closed (but not sealed) paper bags

>> No.19276130

>>19274820
I don't know and dont care what foreigners find gross or not, why should I? They can piss off, they're the fucking foreingers.

>> No.19276164

>>19276077
So Hidden Valley make the bottle shit and shrink the packet?

>> No.19276169

>>19274820
Ranch dressing

>> No.19276171

>>19276164
>make the bottle shit
SMALLER and shrink the packet, derp

>> No.19276179

>>19276164
I think the packet's the same size, the margin on those is probably huge and they don't have to worry about it

>> No.19276188

>>19276111
Ahh, that makes sense. Also checked

>> No.19276192

>>19276164
>>19276169
>>19276171
>>19276179
So really what you all are saying, this is how is comes across is that you're faggots the cant do anything except complain about the USA, you have nothing better to do. I suggest you get a room and tub of lube to satisfy your faggotry.

>> No.19276197

Europeans don’t like tuna noodle casserole with crushed potato chips on top?

>> No.19276232
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>>19274820
I hate eurofags so much
Anyways, some foreign friends of mine have informed me that picrel is apparently fucking disgusting, even though i think it's tasty

>> No.19276249

>>19276192
You are not very smart.

>> No.19276251
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do euros know of the pickled egg?

>> No.19276255

>>19276251
strikes me as a more eastern euro thing than an american thing desu

>>19276232
nice goyslop

>> No.19276256

>>19276251
Yes, many Eurocountries pickle eggs. Red ones are made with beetroot or its juice, tho, not dye.

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>>19274820
Bourbon whiskey apparently
they'll drink ashtray tasting scotch but look down bourbon

>> No.19276339

>>19276331
It's because a lot of bad bourbon gets exported
In some parts you're lucky if you can find Four Roses

>> No.19276376

>>19275514
Excuse me it's TACO TUESDAY, thank you.

>> No.19276394

>>19274820
Peanut butter and jelly

>> No.19276397

>>19276331
They probably have only had jack daniels or jim bean or some shit

>> No.19276398

>>19276232
it looks disgusting
southern cuisine in general looks disgusting and is immensely unhealthy, europeans view eating that stuff to be akin to smacking yourself in the head with a hammer for fun

>> No.19276450

>>19276398
>europeans view eating that stuff to be akin to smacking yourself in the head
europeons eat all manners of sloppa like curry which fundamentally isn't that different meat in a sauce served over a starch

>> No.19276467

>>19276450
curry may be slop but it's not extremely unhealthy like deep fried gravy shit you eat

>> No.19276468

>>19276450
>europeans
>curry
Only really popular in Bongistan (also Ireland, to a lesser extent), which isn't part of the Union anymore anyway. The rest of us eat curry about as commonly as USicans do. Yes, even the Netherlands don't really eat curry all that much.

>> No.19276491

>>19276467
>deep fried gravy
the fuck are you talking about?
biscuits no worse then rice
euros eat a shit ton of sausage
and the sauce/gravy about equal in fats

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>>19274820
the humble arnold palmer or just sweet tea in general

>> No.19276790

>>19275514
>most people most of the time
America is way too ethnically diverse for any kind of singular regular plain meal. I guarantee there are a few million asians here who regularly eat an egg with rice and veggies for breakfast. Mexicans might have an egg and tortilla with salsa. Midwesterners go for an egg and toast. And of course, any group might flip between these regardless of their own ethnicity.

It’s not like France where literally everyone buys fresh bread every day. When you think of us you think of cheeseburgers and pizza because everyone likes those. I can’t remember the last time I had one but yeah I’d say they’re good examples of American food because every American has had them before. If you really want to find a ‘healthy’ choice, I’d say a baked potato is also very universal. Fatties might smother it with cheese and bacon but you can also go with broccoli and a bit of sour cream.

>> No.19276841

>visit america for the first time
>go to whole foods, they say it's a fancy supermarket
>it's a normal supermarket, a bit low quality even, lower than lidl

What the fuck is there in normal supermarkets?

>> No.19276871

>>19276841
>it's a normal supermarket
yea thats the point, euros get here and go shopping a gas stations thinking they are our only stores

>> No.19276882

>>19276841
>go to whole foods, they say it's a fancy supermarket
whole foods is a supermarket that seems fancy to poor people because everything there is overpriced

>> No.19276890

>>19276841
>whole foods
>a fancy supermarket
Never once heard it described this way. The person who told you this was fucking with you.

>> No.19276891

>>19276841
It hasn't been a fancy supermarket since they got bought by Amazon, and even by then they were trending toward mainstream
Now it's a place for single women who can't cook get their premade lunches and feel good yogurt
But their meat and seafoods are still good, decent cheese selection, OK bread

>> No.19277046

>>19276890
this poster is being disingenuous, it has a reputation for only selling "artisanal foods" and purportedly selling relatively less processed crap, many Americans consider it fancy or even pretentious, which is why they make fun of it in shows like King of the Hill

>> No.19277052

>>19275466
>american bread is sweet like cake
your cakes must fucking suck

>> No.19277053

>>19277046
Pretentious absolutely, but I've never seen anybody actually think it was legitimately fancy. King of the Hill is meant to portray a cartoonish parody of stereotypical rednecks, so the fact that they would think it was fancy is probably not meant to be taken seriously.

>> No.19277107

>>19277052
this

>> No.19277197

>>19275733
I like both these things, but not together.
I feel like having mushy cornbread infiltrated with chili liquid would be a worse experience.

>> No.19277259
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>>19277197
i like to eat dip corn chips in it

>> No.19277659

>>19274834
Our food culture is the only thing about America that I’m ashamed of. Never been outside of NA but it seems like most other places have an emphasis on whole ingredients and cooking every meal for yourself- that’s just what normal people do. Over here being that kind of “foodie” is a hobby, most people don’t do that and are impressed when someone can run to the grocery store and put a good meal together within an hour. Maybe some people aren’t so bad and grab a pre packed salad for lunch and throw a cold sandwich together for dinner but obviously you have the other extreme of obeasts eating literally nothing but processed foods and sugar water drinks.

I don’t know any families who still sit at a table for dinner together every night. Best you’ll get is everyone watching tv together with a plate on their lap.

>> No.19277672

>>19277659
This is only the case for WASP families, Italian families to this day have a strong food culture like what you described.

>> No.19277686

>>19277659
Where do you live, the midwest? At the risk of sounding like a smug coastal elitist, your portrayal of the average American family does not at all match my average experience, where instead people generally make fun of that sort of thing as being white trash or negroid culture.

>> No.19277718

>>19277672
>>19277686
>WASP families
My mom's family is pretty WASPy and midwestern. We always had homemade food growing up most nights of the week. My grandmother would fry a chicken for Sunday dinner every week.
One of my great-grandmothers grew up on a farm in Kansas
She lived long enough for me to get to know her
She would make us all breakfast every morning, start at like, 5:30
Biscuits, pancakes, sausages, gravy, eggs, hash browns, beans, coffee, and fruit
I mean she was 90-something

>> No.19278111

>>19277686
Southern California. I grew up lower middle class and have many friends in that lifestyle. Also got a scholarship to go to a fairly elite college so have some friends who grew up very wealthy. For all of them, dinner together as a family is only done on special occasions like Christmas, a birthday, maybe some special achievement. And for those (except Christmas) they’d usually go out anyway.

Maybe it’s just Californians who are fucked idk. Glad to hear you do family dinners as the norm.

>> No.19278153

probably some animal parts in an American BBQ. Maybe foreigners might find bbq pig ears gross, or some other animal part. other wise, American food isnt that "cultural." American is like 300 years and hasnt had enough time to create some refind cuisine or did they have to make "poverty" food like most other cultures. But i find grits kinda gross. the ingredients are fine but its bland and shitty.

>> No.19278291

>>19278111
I don't think it's just Californians, but I also wouldn't be surprised if the majority of Californians were raised that way. I'm not the person you replied to, but my parents made sure we had family meals almost every night. Sometimes we'd order a pizza or go out to eat, but that was maybe once a month, if even that. That's how I learned the basics of cooking before I eventually took a job in a restaurant.

>> No.19278297

>>19275502
Not in America. It is in Europe.

>> No.19278302

>>19278153
You're making your grits wrong, then. Sure, you can make them with just water, but that can be nice with the right accompaniment. It's a mild sweetness to play off of. Or you can go all fancy with some stock, cream, cheese, herbs, whatever.

>> No.19278317

>>19277718
That sounds really nice anon, you have memories to cherish.

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>>19278297
only beef, not dairy cows, pork and poultry and and the amount given is very low plus it's only when the cattle are young so it has time to filter out before being harvested

Now mexican cattle are given high levels of hormones until the day they die

>> No.19278854

>>19278153
>>19278302
Yeah, saying grits are bland and shity is like saying rice is bland and shitty. It's a base, so it's all about how you season it/what you mix in

>> No.19278975

>>19274901
>but our bread isn't "too sweet"
I've been told literally all of it is, and it's near impossible to find normal bread.

>> No.19279786

>>19278975
its not TOO sweet. lol. and you have never been told litterally all of it is, and its not near impossible to find normal bread. maybe ur used to eating mud cakes

>> No.19279862

>>19279786
It's not /too/ sweet, no, but it is very, very, very sweet nonetheless. And while getting unsweetened bread might be possible in cities, I'm not sure someone living outside of one, even if in a just-over-the-city-line suburb (never mind out in the deep boonies) would find it easy to get any.

>>19278975
Told by whom?

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>>19278975
dont know where people are buying bread. if i need bread i just pick up picrel during a shopping trip. tastes great.
people will regularly pay for crappy white bread and honey wheat and other varieties to sate their tastes

>> No.19279930

>>19275189
>See guys this bread section has "Bakery" on a large sign that totally counts as a bakery!

>> No.19279999

>>19279883
>posts a pic saying his bread has added sugar to rebut a post complaining about bread has added sugar
lol

>> No.19280017

>>19274820
Sprite somehow manages to make a lemon/lime drink taste greasy and Dr.Pepper is just plain nasty.

>> No.19280328

>>19279999
1g of sugar in a serving is barely noticeable, and is pretty typical in breads worldwide.

>> No.19280427

>>19274834
Are Euros really this dumb?

>> No.19280430
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>>19279930
you can see it in most stores

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>>19280328
i think people read the nutrition facts and confuse when they see "sugars" and think that means sugar
a lot of bread uses malt powder which is high in sugars

>> No.19280468

>>19280328
>trust me, bro. I'm a well traveled bread expert. I have PhDs in paniology, panionomy AND paniotomy. I've eaten traditionally prepared in every continent and in every nation on earth and some on earth-2. Have you ever had north sentenalese bread? Well I have. Carrot Top, the ghost of Florence Henderson and I went there and made them a lovely lobster newberg, which, after they annointed me with sacred oils and made me their king, we had with their native bread which they put sugar in. So don't you tell me that 4% sugar in a loaf of bread is noticeable because it's not.
Meanwhile, that same amount of sugar, 1tsp, is quite noticeable in a shot of espresso, innit.

>> No.19280496

>>19280461
I think you should read the ingredients list because it lists three added sugars: sugar, molasses and honey.
Meanwhile, bread from Coop, a hypermarket in Italy and Switzerland lists type 0 soft wheat flour, water, extravirgin olive oil, yeast, salt and malted barley flour as ingredients. No added sugar.

>> No.19280511

>>19280468
you don't really understand how bread works do you?
the yeast will eat the sugar first
> 1tsp, is quite noticeable in a shot of espresso, innit.
you're not eating a entire loaf in one sip are you?

>> No.19280517

>>19280511
You are not very smart.

>> No.19280529

>>19280496
is your taste really that unrefined that sugars only mean sweet to you?
molasses aids in crust browning
honey have many complex flavors depending on the type you use.

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19280550

We invented wings.

Haha. Hahahahaha. Haaaaaaaaahahahahahaha.

Go to Buffalo to try #1. Pittsburgh is a good town for them also. But they're in quality everywhere now. Hahahahahahahaha.

>> No.19280554

>>19280517
yeast convert carbohydrate into C02, alcohol and acid
yeast will convert simple sugars before breaking down starches
those different alcohols and acids add different flavors making for a more complex flavor

>> No.19280565

Biscuits and gravy is the first thing that comes to mind, at least from a visual standpoint most Europoops don't seem to find it too appealing. They usually change their tune if you can manage to get them to taste it, though.

>> No.19280623

>>19280554
That's nice, dear, but your premise is based on a single teaspoon of sugar in an entire loaf of bread. If you "really understand how bread works" you would know what I'm talking about. But you don't because, again, you are not very smart.

>> No.19280634

>>19280529
Is your taste so dulled by your high sugar diet that you can't detect the sweetness of close to a quarter cup of sugar in a loaf of bread?

>> No.19280715

>>19280634
>quarter cup of sugar
nobody is using anywhere near that
and if you're sensitive to sweetness even bread with zero sugar can taste sweet seeing how its a loaf of carbohydrates

>> No.19281114

>>19280715
>nobody is using anywhere near that
You'd be surprised. The "whole wheat" loaf Anon posted has nearly 3tbsp of added sugar in. Just a tablespoon more and that's, you guessed it, a quarter cup.

>> No.19281147

>>19275968
Beans in chili really isn't polarizing. It's just 4chan autists and trolls for the most part. I've met 2 Texans that get pissy about chili with beans, and most other Texans would laugh at them for being pretentious twats about chili.

>> No.19281161

>>19281147
Also, I think what the other anon may have been referring to is the tendency for people to make chili more like a ragout, than chili. I'm fine with eating a spicy ragout every now and then, but a chili that is made with nice beef that has been cubed and has an actual body of blended peppers is usually much, much better.

>> No.19281222

>>19281114
ratios matter

>> No.19281224

>>19275189
if something with added sugar makes its way into my kitchen it was a mistake or there was simply no alternative

i hate the antichrist

>> No.19281230

>>19281222
Right. Which is why 4% sugar in bread is sweet just as 4% sugar in espresso is sweet and why arguing otherwise is silly.

>> No.19281238

>>19278634
You should never compare your first world country to a third world one. That’s pathetic. What you’re really saying that America is the worst when it comes to hormones in meat in the first world

>> No.19281287

>>19275584
I've worked in the industry for decades. Restaurant food is made with extraneous amounts of fat, salt, and sugar, pretty much everywhere (even at places purported to be the health conscientious). If you eat out more than you cook at home, you're not eating healthy.
>pic
sure, you could eat from salad bars whenever you go out, but do you really trust all the other patrons to not be filthy slobs and to keep their walking petri dish goblins away from it?

>> No.19281318

>>19278975
>and it's near impossible to find normal bread
Do you ever look at cooking threads on /ck/? If you did you'd notice that 90% of Americans here buy everything at Walmart. I don't know anyone irl who buys food at Walmart. The people who are "telling you" things about food in the US are not normal. They're shut-ins, poor, and typically flyover.

>> No.19281327

>>19281318
Lol. Case in point right here.
>>19275189
>>19280430
One anon replied to another anon saying "most stores" are a certain way, and they both posted fucking Walmart.

>> No.19281330

>>19280550
>they're in quality everywhere now
>now
Anon, buffalo wings have been everywhere at least since the 80's. It's not like mixing Frank's and butter is some magical secret.

>> No.19281340

>>19281230
>4%
where are you getting this arbitrary number from

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>>19281327
i can buy the same brands of imported cheese at Whole Foods as i can at walmart for 30% less.
its the same shit different store.
You're either not American or a complete moron if you shop at just one grocer and a even bigger moron if they all carry the same brand but one store is cheaper and you choose to pay more for it

pic rel, why would you pay that when the same thing is $3 elsewhere

>> No.19281361

>>19281330
i guess it is since you forgot the garlic

>> No.19281380

>>19281357
>i can buy the same brands of imported cheese at Whole Foods as i can at walmart
Okay? You obviously can't buy the same brands of imported cheese at Walmart as you can at Whole Foods. (Or maybe you can; I haven't been in a Whole Foods in years, but even average grocery stores have much better cheeses than fucking Walmart.)

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>>19275189
Publix bakery bread is so fucking good.

>> No.19281412

>>19281340
>arbitrary
Stop using words when you clearly don't know what they mean.
>hurr durr whurr u get furr purrcurrnt????
1g sugar per serving of 26g of bread = 1 ÷ 26 = ?
And let's be honest.the amount of sugar is likely more like 1.4g per serving. Like how TicTac in America can say on their nutrition labels that there are "0g of sugar per serving" despite being like 95% sugar: because 1 Tic Tac conveniently weighs exactly 0.49g IE the amount of sugar "per serving" is less than half a gram so the FDA allows them to lie and say there's 0 sugar.

>> No.19281447

Do europoors not add sugar to their bread? Also you fags have never been to Asia; their breads are immensely sweeter than American stuff

>> No.19281452

>>19281380
maybe in Oklahomo but pretty much anywhere east coast (where the majority of Americans live) all store carry the same shit. I lives in buttfuck nowhere NC in a town of only 30k and the Ingles grocery store had a cheese wall that stretched half the length of the store front to back. And they would order anything from anywhere if you just asked them , i had them order in grass fed lamb from new zealand and it sold well enough for them to continue stocking it.

>> No.19281453

>>19281447
>Also you fags have never been to Asia; their breads are immensely sweeter than American stuff
I have. Spent part of my childhood in Singapore and Yangon. And yes, a lot of the bread is quite sweet.

And no, we don't add sugar to bread in my home country and I don't think others, except for the UK and Ireland (and possibly the Scandies) do, either. See >>19280496

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>muh america only has fake plastic cheese
Allow us to introduce ourselves

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>>19281453
Ah I knew you guys were fucking around. What's "Zucker" mean for a retard American like me ?

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>>19281412
>0.49g of sugar oh no!
you get more sugar then that from looking at a grape
i get not liking rediclously sweet things like picrel but not liking sweet thing means something is biologically wrong with you and your body wants to die and the only reason you're alive is societal coddling. Breast milk is sweet for a reason, you wouldn't have survived the winter if you mother hadn't feed you Chinese lead baby formula

>> No.19281469

>>19281465
You are quite "rediclous" as well as not very smart. Try rebutting the premise of the argument rather than the flourishes.

>> No.19281476

>>19281461
>italy is in germany

>> No.19281483

>>19281469
Retard. Your premise doesn't even make sense for something like slices of bread as a serving side as posed to a fucking tic tac. It's ok though you probably don't even have a two car garage or a single gun.

>> No.19281494

>>19281483
You are not very smart.

>> No.19281499

>>19281476
Who cares what third world country you're from? Germany seems like a solid go-to for European breads, and you've been proven wrong. Also your pizza sucks balls compared to real American pizza

>> No.19281502

>>19281494
Aww, great rebuttal. Now git lost europoor, Americans are trying to have a conversation here

>> No.19281510

>>19281502
Are you yeast? Cuz you seem like you're in bread.

>> No.19281522

>>19274854
>>meat loaf
German dish.
>>ranch dressing
Correct.
>>traditional root beer
Correct.
>>pumpkin pie
Technically a Dutch dish made using what fruit was available to settlers in North America, which were pumpkins. Partial credit.
>>french dip
Literally everything about the french dip is French in origin; the method of braising the beef, the au jus, the bread, the fact that the sandwich would be served smothered in said au jus. Yet somehow the dish is an American invention because some dickhead in Los Angeles supposedly dropped the meat in the au jus. Partial credit.
>>bourbon
Bourbon is actually French in origin, believe it or not. A 1964 congressional resolution declared it to be "distinctly American."
>>peanut butter
Invented by the Inca, patented by a Canadian.

>> No.19281565

>>19281522
>Bourbon is actually French
ah the French and their vast corn fields

>> No.19281715

>>19281452
>east coast
>where the majority of Americans live
>NC
lol

>> No.19281723

>>19281460
Wisconsin is basically the capital of mediocre American cheese. Sure, they make a lot of it, but for the most part it's all pretty low quality (and you can say the same thing about their beer culture). Limburger is pretty much the only thing Wisconsin has going for it that's really unique, but nobody above the age of 30 is planning a trip to Kenosha to eat some fucking Limburger.

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>>19275586
>if everyone was a rational actor, we wouldn't need regulation

>> No.19281773

>>19274820
Americans tend to cook their meats completely backwards and wind up with shit tasting garbage like rare steak (anything under mid-well would probably get you laughed /thrown out of a restaurant here) or pork cooked above mid rare. Then they put ketchup all over it and don't know how to use silverware without handing their knife to themselves like fucking retards. No wonder they are all diabetic

>> No.19281778

>>19281565
>what is the louisiana purchase

>> No.19281779

>>19281723
I'm under 30 and last time I went to kenosha I got my bicep blown off by some fat little chud with a machine gun while I was peacefully protesting

>> No.19281803

>>19281779
I dated a girl from Chicago for a couple years (not really Chicago, but one of the suburbs to the north - but she insisted it was part of "Chicagoland") and every time we'd go up to Wisconsin for any reason she always insisted we needed to stop at the Woodman's because it's the best grocery store ever and I'd love all the cheese. It turned out to be half a mile of cheddar, Swiss, Muenster, Provolone, Jack, and almost nothing interesting or unique.

All these years later I just realized that I never knew why Kenosha sounded familiar to me when the Rittenhouse shit went down. I always just thought of it as the place with the most overhyped grocery store in existence, which is right off the freeway in the middle of flyover land.

>> No.19282496

>>19281803
>cheddar, Swiss, Muenster, Provolone, Jack, and almost nothing else
There is nothing else. You named all the cheese except blue which isn't so much a cheese as it is the discharge of a diseased orifice. inb4 mozarella and parmesan bc that's not cheese. It's mozarela and parmesan.

>> No.19282646

>>19276232
Could probably use more black pepper, redneck here. Honestly use the amount you think you need then like twice as more, that's the magic.

>> No.19282661

>>19281452
hello my appalachian western NC bro. Ingles is shit btw stop supporting their overpriced monopoly stranglehold.

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>>19274820
floats and boiled peanuts in cola
I'm like 80% sure this is just a meme and nobody does that
like "ooo this is so cursed"

>> No.19282683

>>19281778
in America we usually consider pre-American political entities occupying what's now our territory to be part of American history, just like how Germans don't look at their own history as starting in 1815

>> No.19282686

>>19281773
>anything under mid-well would probably get you laughed /thrown out of a restaurant here
Where? In parts of Europe it's the opposite
Are you Canadian?

>> No.19282696

>>19282673
>boiled peanuts in cola
While I find some other American foods mildly unpleasant this is the only one I find utterly bizarre. And yes, I'm including ambrosia "salad."
Most American foods I've had and seen are devoid of anything I would consider unusual, mostly owing to their by-and-large European culinary heritage but this? This is just fucking strange.
And while I don't get floats, I don't think they're bad or weird. I'd just rather have the ice cream and the drink as separate things.

>> No.19282697

>>19282646
Euro here and I was thinking the same thing. I like sausage "gravy" quite a lot, especially quite peppery, though I prefer it on a toasted slice of stale cornbread with a fried egg on top rather than over biscuits.

>> No.19282700

>>19282697
That's a surprisingly patrician way to eat that, I'll have to try the fried egg with the cornbread. But yeah, not enough pepper, it should have a bit of a bite to it, if it's not like speckly with pepper, it's probably too little.

>> No.19282715

>>19282700
>>19282697
Also to add to that, the gravy is a bit light, it might be personal preference or lighting, but it's usually darker when I make it. Maybe he didn't use a greasy enough sausage. Also protip, if you do make it use extra sage sausage it's the green one, it makes it like 10 times better.

>> No.19282741

>>19282700
Thank you, and yeah, speckly is perfect.
Stale cornbread, sliced, toasted and topped with the gravy and a bullseye egg to crown it? Yeah, that as close to a perfect serving of the stuff as I can imagine. I also occasionally make the gravy to have over unsweetened buckwheat pancakes or over rösti, a potato pancake similar to latke or American hashbrown patties.

>>19282715
Mine comes a tad bit more grey in colour than that pure white in the pic, but I just figured it was Anon's lighting.

>> No.19282765

>>19282741
I never thought to use latke or unsweetened pancakes, I'll give that a try. I recommend Southern style biscuits if you've never had them, they're honestly really nice, they're kinda like scones, but more layery and like savery. Pretty easy to make.

>> No.19282895

>>19277053
>so the fact that they would think it was fancy is probably not meant to be taken seriously.
I live in Oklahoma and I can absolutely attest to the fact that whole foods IS seen as both pretentious and 'fancy,' though no one would use such a positive adjective to describe them. They would more likely say 'expensive' or something along those lines

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>>19282765
I've had Southern biscuits and like them quite a lot but don't care for them as much with sausage gravy unless I commit heresy and have the gravy in a bowl and use the biscuit like a trencher. Also, when I said "pancakes" I forgot that the term refers to a different food in the US. I meant crepes/galettes. When made of buckwheat, it's called galette bretonne and it's commonly filled with spinach, usually mixed with a soft cheese or into a bechamel sauce, and topped either with a bullseye or poached egg or simply has the egg cracked on top and the whole thing baked to set, pic related.
The bechamel variant is where I got the idea to use sausage gravy instead.

>> No.19283926

>>19282981
looks gay

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>>19281773
>without handing their knife to themselves like fucking retard
you do know that etiquette comes from the UK as a way of showing you're not in a rush to scarf down your food like a peasant
America stuck with proper etiquette while UK ditched it to eat kebab with their hands in the traditional ways of their new masters

>> No.19284132

>>19282661
they're basically Publix's sister store in the "overpriced monopoly stranglehold" kinda way.
i think they have a no compete contract with Publix

>> No.19285517

American hot dogs are disgusting because the US has literally been Jewed out of superior 100% pork hot dogs by Ashkenazim being the ones who took their disgusting all beef variants on that side of the pond.
>t. pork-eating eurojew

>> No.19286079

>>19285517
we have both

>> No.19286272

>>19286079
Not commonly. 100% pork hot dogs are regional at best and, AFAIK, only common in SoCal (Dodger Dogs). Oscar Mayer tried selling 100% pork hot dogs nationwide a few years ago and they were delicious but production swiftly ended due to low sales.
Are you confusing mixed meat hot dogs for 100% pork?

>> No.19286282

>>19274820
elvis burgers always get side eye

>> No.19286291

>>19286282
You mean luther (luthor?) burger? With donuts for the bun? If not, wtf is an elvis burger?

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>>19274820
>wonderbread
>deep dish pizza
>cincinatti chilli
>root beer (tastes like toothpaste)

>> No.19286403

Corn syrup "candy" tastes like someone trying trying to describe something sweet

>> No.19286438

>>19275579
woody chicken is a breeding issue, not steroids and hormones- which are as illegal in poultry in the US as they are in the EU

>> No.19286452

>>19276790
this desu
people forget that america is bigger than europe to the point of comedy, and tastes vary hugely even between neighboring states, but thats less useful for ragebait shitflinging

>> No.19286468

>>19274827
seriously it's just a fucking loaf of sugar. it's disgusting
american bakers wtf

>> No.19286471

>>19280496
what do the yeast eat to make the bread rise if there's no sugar...?
>>19281778
Anon, if a mexican invents something while spain owns mexico, that doesn't make the invention spanish instead of mexican, you know that, right? I suppose there's an issue with technicalities, too- what if the son of two german immigrants in american invents something? Is it an american invention? what if that son doesn't know a word of english? Raised german? How does one classify such things?
I'd also grant a partial for the meatloaf; it's a generic dish with regional differences the world over

>> No.19286484

>>19277197
traditionally cornbread was made with soup-like dishes and you would crumble up the cornbread in the bottom to help soak up liquid and provide textural differences, kind of like rice with curry or grits and gumbo

>> No.19286497

>>19275676
blood pudding is good. tastes like gingerbread.

>> No.19286522
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>>19286471
baker here, the yeast eats the starches in the flour, you don't need sugar in bread

>> No.19286621

>>19274820
American food is irrelevant where I live. We simply don't care. Couldn't name you a single dish apart from gumbo and jambayadaya. And hormones. Oh and terrible cheese of course.

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>sugar in bread
For the Japanese, bread is a snack, and they do not feel uncomfortable with the sweetness of it.
However, rice is our staple food, so we feel very uncomfortable with porridge boiled with milk and sugar.

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>>19275189
>Walmart bakery

Your poor is showing

>> No.19286751

>>19286733
Dem baguettes. I wanna olisbokollix dem baguettes. I'd think everyone does.

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>>19286272
do euros not realize that every town in America has at least one full size grocery store with every variety of product
we're not limited to what the corner shop has available like Europe

here's a wall of hotdogs that can be found anywhere in any store

>> No.19287518

>>19274820
A great deal of people don't like root beer. I guess it tastes like some kind of medicine.
I fucking love root beer.

>> No.19287621

>>19287497
>here's a wall of hotdogs that can be found anywhere in any store
and it's all garbage
>inb4 cope
I'm not euro

>> No.19287637

>>19287497
>$4 for 4 hotdogs.
Why do people even still buy these? The price got jacked up and people forgot they only ate them because meat was more expensive.

>> No.19287652

>>19274834

Are you even European? Because their supermarkets are full of goyslop as well. Places like REWE even have an American section FFS.

>> No.19287664

>>19287637
Those are all 8-10 packs. When's the last time you went shopping?

>> No.19289157

>>19274820
Your fried [anything], e.g. butter.

>> No.19289208

>>19275528
This is demonstrably false. There is no hormone or steroid use in the meat industry in America. Those chickens have been selectively bred over dozens of generations to mature that fast, you fucking dumb nigger

>> No.19289235

>>19289208
>There is no hormone or steroid use in the meat industry in America.
not in poultry but there is in cattle.

but it's true that the food isn't as different as people would like to believe. they just don't consume such an abundance of fried food drenched in oil sauces. the brits do and they're as fat as americans. the rest of europe is catching up, too. they're all much fatter than they were 10 years ago.

you euros are doing yourselves a disservice assuming the food is just wildly different in composition because you're more likely to make the same mistakes if you think like that

>> No.19289273

>>19287497
Hey dumbshit, I live in America, I'm intimately familiar with the hot dog selection from the 9 different supermarkets within 2 miles of my house and there are zero national brands of 100% pork hot dogs in any of them, much as your photo fucking proves, you drivelling goddamn retard. Like I motherfucking said: it's at best regional and only SoCal has 100% pork hot dogs commonly available at supermarkets.

>> No.19289283

>>19287637
I would pay that if they were 100% pork hot dogs. I practically do already anyway when I get them from the Polish smokehouse but I want the convenience of just going to the supermarket to buy that shit rather than drive to the middle of the shitty area where the butcher/smokehouse is.

>> No.19289350

The Asian exchange students I knew didn't seem too happy with southern food. Fried bologna sandwich, spam fries, red beans and rice, fried catfish, etc.. Oddly enough they did like pickled eggs which I'd have expected to be the one thing non-southerners might dislike.

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>>19289273
califag thinks he speaks for the rest of the nation
that pic has beef, turkey and chicken dogs and the other two thirds is illegible
also even going back to 1970s pork hotdogs were nasty baloney sticks, if you want a real pork dog just buy sausage which are also still widely available

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>>19289283
i live in the area with the second highest concentration of jews in America aside from NY and can find these at any Publix, winn dixie, walmart, save a lot, ALDI i walk into

>> No.19290460

>>19290274
Those were discontinued over six years ago. Why are you lying?

>> No.19290464

>>19290259
You are not very smart

>> No.19290480

>>19289350
asians loved pickled food so it makes sense, isn't crawfish like a southern thing? chinese ppl love crawfish

>> No.19290511

>>19290464
ad hominem is not a rebuttal

>> No.19290518

>>19274827
Do american even know what black rye bread is?

>> No.19290520

>>19290518
yea they sell it in the publix bakery

>> No.19290521

>>19290518
yes

>> No.19290529

>>19290520
>>19290521
Good, it's the only good bread.

>> No.19290787

>>19290511
With two more surgeries, Adam Inem will have plenty of rebutt as well as prebutt and postbutt.

>> No.19291082

>>19274854
>implying we dont sell processed goyslop version of aforementioned foods
You're the retard here, not him

>> No.19291088

>>19275032
Butthurt faggots like you usually can't handle the truth

>> No.19291472

>>19274994
i've noticed this as well when watching american homebrewers
>and now we're going to backsweeten
they literally dump a bunch of sugar or sweeteners in the end result every single time, i don't want my cider to taste like soda so i always skip that part
there is someone who's doing a bunch of recipes from a winemaking book from the 60's. he literally can't finish a taste testing with "yeah this really could use some backsweetening"
my theory is that in the 60's they weren't dumping loads of sugar and HFCS in everything yet
they can't help it because they don't know any better but it's very noticable

>> No.19291615

>>19291472
Watch people making nicer stuff and there's little if any backsweetening. Of course you need an ass load of sugar for cider made with sweet apples instead of normal cider apples. There's no acid or tannins in them so it tastes like shit dry. Most people making hooch from juice of such low quality it goes to Motts or Ocean Spray don't have TA kits and a variety of powdered wine making tannins to choose from and try to balance things. All that leaves you is sucrose if lazy, or invert sugar if you want to spend 20 minutes on bottom shelf juice for marginal improvement over sucrose. Dextrose(corn sugar) is overpriced and high fructose corn syrup is nearly impossible to find. I pay out the nose for it special order to make candy. The shit in stores in fake corn syrup, look at the ingredients. They add stuff that prevents it from working. HFCS is used to reduce sugar intake because it's so, much sweeter, or for other properties like not crystallizing and ruining gummy candy texture. Maybe they'll add a shot of lemon juice or oversteeped tea for adjusting acid or tannin, but it's less straightforward than just masking shitty ingredients with moar sugar.
My theory is in the 60s people weren't using filtered pasteurized low quality grocery store juice in their country wines, so it tasted better. Additionally yeast strains didn't attenuate nearly as much compared to the current genetic marvels that can damn near ferment a brick.

>> No.19291648

>>19291088
>butthurt
you gotta be 18+ to post here champ

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>>19291615
>My theory is in the 60s people weren't using filtered pasteurized low quality grocery store juice in their country wines, so it tasted better. Additionally yeast strains didn't attenuate nearly as much compared to the current genetic marvels that can damn near ferment a brick.
he exclusively uses actual fruit for these recipes, and as long as you don't go significantly above 12% almost every yeast strain can handle the abv even those from 50 years ago
if it isn't fermented dry he always mentions it so i'm pretty sure it's not that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHTAP1BFx4M&list=PLk8hv0vc0iJcgpo2hJbl8yGkL1__8VZ6E
first video already
>how i would do it next time
>"sweeten it a bit"
>to 1.015
exactly

>> No.19291707

>>19291648
butthurt is a gen X word

>> No.19291712

>>19275189
And those breads are full of additives and chemicals

>> No.19291723

>>19282696

its a baseball thing, and particularly a baptist one. Remember, baptists don't drink alcohol. During baseball games they load up on coca-cola and peanuts. Some genius had the bright idea to put two and two together.

This combo can last you an entire game if you space it right. It's like a long running dessert.

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>>19291707

>> No.19291751

>>19291695
That's like 38g/l or ten teaspoons. Does seem kind of high. Not quite as high as coke which is over 100/L. Solidly in the medium dry/semi sweet range for wine, so it's high. I am not familiar with his videos so I might watch later to be able to know what I'm commenting on. I still suspect choice of actual fruit would be an influence on his perceived need to backsweeten to this level. I don't know what he used but if I'm making good cider it doesn't start with red delicious. General rule in cider is the worst tasting apples make the best cider so that's what has me thinking about choices of fruit. Mango is usually a miss more often than hit for when I use it. Needed a lot of sweetening. Two tablespoons/liter just to become drinkable. Strawberry cider on the other hand, strawberry seeds and all blended in with shitty grocery store juice was just fine without adding any sugar at bottling. Cranberry wine I make medium dry but hibiscus doesn't need as much.

>> No.19291771

>>19291732
Well, the boomers gave it to us, but we were the last gen to get spanked
You have no idea what kind of stress you'd be under if your mom or dad counted to two at a grocery store

>> No.19291796

>>19276467
>deep fried gravy
Huh? Gravy and biscuits is literally just a roux mixed with the meat you use to make the roux on top of quickbread. Seriously.

>> No.19292102

>>19291732
i'm 35 and i've definitely been hearing "butthurt" since I was a kid. dunno if it's gen x tho. kind of reminds me of a few others like "cringe" that have definitely been around forever but for some reason zoomies think they're theirs