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I could go for one of these just about now.

>> No.19302014

>>19302008
i don't think i've ever seen meat on a pb&j

>> No.19302018
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>>19302008
brb gonna gouge my eye balls out

>> No.19302021
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>>19302014
>he's never had a fool's gold loaf
ngmi

>> No.19302024

>>19302008
I could go for one of the Kings hot loads on my chest. And I mean poop

>> No.19302041

Elvis must have been in misery the last decade of his life. When I was a heroin addict I was constantly constipated. To the point where I'd have to manually disimpact myself. Dude was on dilaudid and morphine and who knows what else, but continued to eat like a pig. It had to have been terrible.

>> No.19302114

>>19302041
Damn you reminded me of the time I looked up heroin shits on google

>> No.19302199
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>>19302008
>>19302021
I've had many fool's gold loafs but i didn't become addicted to them until I started using thick sliced bacon. I have since moved on and skipped the bread, so thick sliced bacon with a side of grape jelly and peanut butter on a plate please

>> No.19302206

>>19302199
Maybe just try thick cut ham that you grill.

>> No.19302212

>>19302018
>OH MY GOD IS THAT PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY BUT WITH... BACON??????????????
>OH MY FUCKING GOD HELP ME I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

>> No.19302220
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>>19302206
>Maybe just try thick cut ham that you grill.
what?! no man, it's gotta be pork belly. totally different meats bud

>> No.19302223

>>19302008
how many calories are that? 4000?

>> No.19302226

>>19302223
Depends on if it's the modern recipe or the original Elvis recipe. The original was deep-fried.

>> No.19302264

>>19302223
>>19302226
According to the original recipe you're also supposed to use one pound of bacon, an entire jar of jelly, and an entire jar of peanut butter.

>> No.19302285

>>19302264
TBF old peanut butter and jelly jars were smaller

>> No.19302298

>>19302285
It should be 1 pound of jelly and peanut butter to go with the pound of bacon.

>> No.19302299

>you and some buddies go on a 2 hour flight to eat some sandwiches and then go home right after
rich people are ridiculous

>> No.19302304

>>19302021
>>19302008
>no banana slices

Fuck off poser.

>> No.19302308
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>>19302008
>>19302021
>>19302199
Step down, bitches. Monte Crisco big belted kings rise up!

>> No.19302351
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>>19302308
Little known fact. When Elvis was losing weight for his 1973 World TV Special, he used to enjoy this Vegetarian Monte Cristo
https://popgoestheculture.com/pop-culture-kitchen-elvis-style-monte-cristo/

>> No.19302421

>>19302304
You fucking RETARD. Fool's gold loaf never had banana.

>> No.19302537
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>>19302421
Prior to his discovery of the fool's gold loaf, Elvis often ate a similar sandwich on toast with peanut butter and bacon. unlike the fools gold loaf it also had with banana but did not have grape jelly. His mom used to make him this sandwich
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_butter,_banana_and_bacon_sandwich

>> No.19302550

>>19302537
Yes, I know, but this is a Fool's gold thread

>> No.19302600

>>19302304
>poser
Poseur*

>> No.19302606

>>19302600
Fuck off frenchie.

>> No.19302645
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>>19302606

>> No.19302649

a hub a hooooo hoooo Christmas without youuuuuu I feel so bluuuuuue without you

>> No.19302982

>>19302008
Aren't you supposed to be dead Elvis?

>> No.19302999

>>19302645
nerd

>> No.19303051

The restaurant I work for has a PB&J with bacon and bleu cheese on the menu. It's pretty goddamn delicious.

>> No.19303262

i get conflicting reports. some say it uses jelly, and that's the one i made. didn't care for it, the bacon was just masked by everything else.

>> No.19303289

>>19302008
Just admit you faked your death

>> No.19303324

Hunka hunka bucket fuck it

>> No.19303349

>>19303324
nobody gets your board james references

>> No.19303356

>>19302299
Is this a schizo post? What the fuck are you on about?

>> No.19303373

>>19302299
He he, I've done that in a private aircraft. You can do that as poorfag too, you just have to be going for your pilot's license and use a much smaller aircraft than the private jets richfags use. Back when I was doing it, it was a $200 burger, but I'm sure avgas is higher now thanks to Biden so it's probably more like 300-400 now depending on the aircraft you are doing a cross country in. It's even stupider where I was doing it in that I could drive to the joint just as fast as I was flying. Makes more sense where I am now, 30 min flying beats the hell out of a 6 hour drive.

>> No.19303415

>>19302008
This looks like the perfect hangover snack.

>> No.19303785

>>19303373
that's pretty cool. it never dawned on me that people can use their cessnas for more than just flying circles over my city. what's the most impulsive flight you've done to eat something?

>> No.19303796

>>19303356
educate yourself on elvis you peasant

>> No.19304300

>>19303796
More of a Danzig guy, desu

>> No.19304316
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Bread too thick, 3/10

>> No.19304320

>>19304300
Danzig is a giga manlet.

>> No.19304334

>>19302018
don't forget to dilate aswell

>> No.19304361

>>19304320
This isn't some sort of revelation, it's wildly known lol

>> No.19305054

>>19302114
Im going to do that right now

>> No.19305063
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>>19302008
Throw in some 'Nanners as wil, wouldja? Hubba hubba...

>> No.19305066

>>19302264
It was like blackberry jelly too, not grape. It wasn't deep fried, definitely. Maybe buttered and grilled like a cheese sandwich, but I remember reading it actually wasn't.

>> No.19305073
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>>19305066
The original guy said it was specifically Dickinson's blueberry preserves

>> No.19305087

>>19302041
I don't know for certain, but I assume that's why his belly was so bloated during his last few public appearances. I've been an opiate addict and I've had a few shits where I became noticeably thinner afterwards.

>> No.19305088

>>19302264
There was a story that one night in the 70's Elvis had a hankering for these sandwiches, and flew cross-country on a private plane with his buddy, went to the place he liked and order 30 of them, then they went somewhere and ate them with a tons of champagne

>> No.19305125

>>19302212
>>19304334
found the seething fatties

>> No.19305132

>>19305088
They stayed in the plane hangar. Never left the airport. They were delivered by the owner of the restaurant who sold them, after hours.

Or so it goes

>>19305073
Oh cool, I knew it was something other than grape

>> No.19305189

>>19302220
What?
Does it taste like extra thick bacon?
Is that pork belly?
I need to get some of that.

>> No.19305191
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Y'all fuck with peanut butter and onion?

>> No.19305195

>>19305191
>Y'all fuck with peanut butter and onion?
That is so Black it hurts, bro.

>> No.19307068

>>19302014
Your missing out. Its delicious but dangerous

>> No.19307073

>>19305195
I've NEVER heard of a nigger eating that, but I don't talk to niggers, albiet. Also:

>Capitalizing nigger

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>>19302008
>Bacon
>On a heckin PB&J
>Sounds most delectable after a hard afternoon of Adulting

>> No.19307198

>>19307188
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