What are the signs of a quality pizzeria

[Anonymous No.19329045]

Also, what are the signs of a shitty pizzeria?

[Anonymous No.19329053]

Why is a whore complaining about this

[Anonymous No.19329094]

>>19329045
>What are the signs of a quality pizzeria
They have good pizza.
>Also, what are the signs of a shitty pizzeria?
They have bad pizza.

[Anonymous No.19329097]

>>19329053
Becauss the guy is ugly come on now

[Anonymous No.19329104]

>bad
Having only pictures of italians on the walls
>good
Including pictures of blacks and other races that live in the community on the walls

[Anonymous No.19329108]

>>19329097
That's you? Sorry for your loss.

[Anonymous No.19329123]

>>19329045
Where I come from, its a combination of:
>Mob-reference name "Wise Guys" "Goodfellas"
>Run down storefront thats open 24/7 even though its in the fucking HOOD and its always packed
>Shiny, new, expensive and/or foreign cars parked out front
>Greasy daegos in wife beaters running the counters
>Illegally sell under-the-counter fireworks with drug terminology
>Regularly shut down by the FBI before popping up a few blocks away with a different name

[Anonymous No.19329154]

>>19329123
do you come from retard Island? cause that's some of the most retarded shit I've ever read.

[Anonymous No.19329165]

>>19329123
on the west coast you constantly see pizza places larping as this, so basically the first point and none of the rest. usually run by some sort of equally greasy eastern euro/armenians

[Anonymous No.19329171]

>>19329165
>west coast
>pizza
stop right there. west coast can't cook. especially when it comes to pizza. don't ever call that shit pizza again.

[Anonymous No.19329185]

>>19329045
A good pizzeria has a good anchovy pizza. Dough, tomato sauce, anchovies, black olives. If they managed to make a good base, all their pizzas would be good.

[Anonymous No.19329209]

>>19329165
Hard pass. My neighborhood is more like this, except I live in the worse part of town. That makes the pizza better, because they need enough cash flow from the crackheads to wash the dirty money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPEwAA6G42I

[Anonymous No.19329215]

there was a pizza place that also had chinese food because it was owned by a chinese family. the pizza was great.

[Anonymous No.19329223]

A good pizzeria will welcome you into the kitchen to show of their skills.

https://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4

[Anonymous No.19329242]

>>19329104
this but the opposite

[Anonymous No.19329303]

>>19329045
What are the signs of a quality pizzeria
>italian owned
>wood fire oven
>makes pizza in the traditional neapolitan style
>isnt pretentious
>just sells pizza, not an 'experience'

what are the signs of a shitty pizzeria?
>owner lives with his 'mama'
>owner doesnt pay his employees enough
>owner threatens customers with a chainsaw
>bad hygiene, bugs in food
>owner burns health inspector alive in oven
>owner passes on poor hygiene standards to his polynesian apprentice
>delivery drivers regularly break the law (selling drugs, breaking road rules, etc)
>owner marries a porn star who later turned out to be angela white

[Anonymous No.19329332]

>>19329303
Something you wanna get off your chest?

[Anonymous No.19329408]

You're gay if you think twice about this

[Anonymous No.19329412]

>>19329045
The place not being empty and full of cockroaches.

[Anonymous No.19329416]

>>19329045
Italian people in the kitchen.
They have a stone oven.
Their pizzas are simple when it comes to ingredient combinations.
It's a simple place, not ugly, but not overly pretty or pretentious.

[Anonymous No.19329419]

It's sort of the same thing with Chinese joints, if the place is empty or filled with tourist looking types that just got off of some bus then those are to be avoided.

[Anonymous No.19329422]

>>19329045
the place is bad if all they do s "neapolitan style" which is just a couple puddles of cheese and burnt sauce

[Anonymous No.19329443]

>>19329045
Family owned, at least one person in the family is named Sal and always has a cigar in his mouth, even if it's not lit. Known to occasionally fight customers.

[Anonymous No.19329642]

>>19329154
>retard island
lmao

[Anonymous No.19329646]

>>19329332
I'm that shitty pizzeria owner.

[Anonymous No.19329675]

>>19329045
Why is there a disgusting, shirtless, working-class, urban Italian-American guido in her pizza box?

[Anonymous No.19329695]

>>19329303
lmao

[Anonymous No.19329720]

>>19329209
Shieeet, fellow Buffalobro.
Funnily enough, 'Wise Guys' on Seneca used to be one of the best around, despite hitting most of those checkboxes.
Imperial is the best in the city though.

[Anonymous No.19330707]

>>19329303
I understood that reference

[Anonymous No.19330733]

>>19329045
not having a black card, obviously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1yKugTpRjg

[Anonymous No.19330770]

>signs of a good pizza place
All the pizza has that pizza grease sheen.

[Anonymous No.19331855]

>>19329045
>Also, what are the signs of a shitty pizzeria?
when the name starts with little and ends in caesar's

[Anonymous No.19331859]

>>19329104
t.

[Anonymous No.19331930]

>>19329053
Probably because she has to pay for the fancy box since the cost is included in her order

[Anonymous No.19332405]

>>19329223
what the fuck is that, theres no way he put enough sauce and what the everloving fuck is that cheese hes got me fooled he looked so confident i was sure i was in the wrong

[Anonymous No.19332466]

>>19331855
I can't think of a single pizza place that ends in Caesar's I have a Little Caesars nearby that isn't great but you're obviously talking about about another place.

[Anonymous No.19332599]

>>19329097
Your staceyness is showing.
He's not a calendar worthy specimen like the shops seems to think, but he's got a handsome face and an average if slightly pudgy body.

[Anonymous No.19332823]

You know it's good when everyone inside is yelling at each other and they have a sign near the ordering station that says they're not yelling and that it's just how shitalians communicate.

[Anonymous No.19332916]

Somehow I used to think that fat old Italians hanging around drinking beer would be a sign of a good place but they hang around the shittiest places in my area.

[Smurf-fag No.19333089]

>>19329053
There's a scale under the box, maybe she doesn't want to be reminded that guys won't date her due her weight

[Anonymous No.19333417]

Italians were the Mexicans before Mexicans were allowed in
They even have the same slur attached to them: greaser

[Anonymous No.19333427]

>>19329045
Blodgett stone ovens = good sign

[Anonymous No.19333434]

the last original italian pizza shops are being closed due to owners dying and their zoomer kids refusing to work. Get some real pizza while you can