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19500771 No.19500771 [Reply] [Original]

I legitimately have no clue how Americans can even exist. Look at these donuts. Look at how much sugar is on ONE donut. And an American never just eats one donut. Three donuts with coffee/milk is just a light snack to Americans. Half a bag of chips with all that sodium and empty calories? Just a little snack between lunch and dinner.

Its not just the excess thats disturbing to me, its what they're actually eating in excess that makes it more disgusting. Pure garbage, pounds of sugar, pounds of salt, pounds of preservatives. How? How can people like this exist? Why aren't they all dead?

>> No.19500777

>>19500771

Obsessed

>> No.19500782

>>19500771
You should take your own advice

>> No.19500784

>>19500771
I haven't had a donut in years. I don't eat dessert or sugary shit. I'm incredibly American, too.

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>>19500771 These things man, they are disgusting. They taste like the most cheap bread and jam, it also has a horrible texture I just can't comprehend how it is supposedly so popular there.

>> No.19500791

>>19500771
I don't trust the additives and preservatives in big chain sellers. I make my own cobbler, dessert fruit filled calzones and baklava (my main favorite sweets, using just a little bit of honey or simple glaze). This American doesn't really consume fast food.

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>>19500777
>>19500782
>>19500784
faggot americans riding the coat tails of their grandfather's success. the world laughs at you fat, uneducated diversity worshiping slobs.

>> No.19500868

>>19500771
>>19500796
>insane hyperbole
a thread died for this

>> No.19500877

Sigh...looks like the 'straya kids are home from school.

>> No.19500883

>>19500788
You're supposed to toast it you fucking retard

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>>19500868
oh for sure, its just "insane hyperbole". When I think healthy people who eat healthy food without poisonous chemicals and loaded with artery clogging ingredients, I think Americans!

>> No.19500892

>>19500796
Wow, I've seen some assblasted OPs in my day but this is bad. Get your shit together

>> No.19500894

>>19500771
That's like no sugar, retard. What are you, 80 years old?

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>>19500771

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>That's like no sugar, retard. What are you, 80 years old?

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>>19500771
carrying around 300lbs of fat burns a lot of calories

>> No.19500932

>>19500883
Still tasted like shit

>> No.19500935

>>19500771
>an American never just eats one donut.
I treat myself to a doughnut with my coffee once every month or two. My glucose level is excellent.
Nothing wrong with an occasional treat.

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>>19500771
Bro, your traditional breakfast?

>> No.19500991

>>19500938
thats hilarious, brits live so rent free in mutts heads that they randomly lash out at brits despite not even knowing who they're actually talking to.

>> No.19500996

To be American is to never know hunger. If you're feeling hungry OP why don't you go and do as they do in China and find some rocks to suck on? I hear you're good at sucking.

>> No.19501025

The average American is talker than the average 5'2 Southeast Asian "male" so he has more room to store a few extra thousand calories.

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>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EAT DONUTS THINK OF ALL THE SUGARINOS

>> No.19501035

>>19500991
>brits live so rent free in mutts heads
It happens a lot with Europeans randomly accusing someone of being American too. It must be newfriends who still don't understand anonymity.

>> No.19501044

>>19500771
Donut is not just sugar, its bread fried in oil. Most things people demonize for being sugar are really heavy in bad fats. All carbs break down into sugar in the body. Some carbs are better than others.

>> No.19501056

>>19500991
> HAHAHA WE GOT AN AMERICAN TO THINK ABOUT US FOR A MOMENT WE LIVE RENT F-REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The truth is we Americans think about other countries so little that you literally need to tell us you're from a 3rd world country or we'll automatically assume you're from the states. We barely think about you at all.

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rent free

>> No.19501103

>>19500884
Are they eating the two jars of peanut butter on its own with a spoon?

>> No.19501111

>>19501103
I assume it goes with the loaf of bread

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>>19500796
>Seething this hard because someone pointed out euros are obsessed with Americans

>> No.19501121

>>19500771
I either eat a lot or I don't eat
I went from over 400 pounds to around 200 3 times over the last 6 years
I collapsed once and broke my ankle because there wasn't enough glucose on my body for me to be able to move, they had to call an ambulance once and carry me out of a pool because my whole body wouldn't stop getting horrible cramps for over two hours. I lost 80 pounds eating only two meals a week and I fasted for 8 days
Its pretty wierd, my body just pulls 180s were I go from wanting to eat non stop to finding food disgusting

>> No.19501125

>>19500884
would

>> No.19501127

>>19500771
Those don't look like American donuts and I used to work at a donut shop
In America that should be implied

>> No.19501352

>>19500922
I wish that was rigged so anyone over a certain weight would trigger the trap doors and drop them into a pit of spikes. Fucking disgusting pigs.

>> No.19501355

>>19500771
We probably gave your country freedom

>> No.19501360

it's why they can't have healthcare it'd bankrupt them. Zero responsibility nation

>> No.19501362

>>19500771
>And an American never just eats one donut.
If I eat a donut, I quarter it and eat it over 4 days

>> No.19501366

>>19500771
Guess we're just made of sterner stuff.

>> No.19501371

>>19500788
>literal slab of sugar and carbs is popular with children
wait until you hear about cereal and candy

>> No.19501380

Why do non-americans act like the USA is the king of sugar addiction when soda is global and asian sweets and sodas are actually more nasueatingly sugar-choked

>> No.19501394

>>19500884
North yuuropoor here but frankly there's terrible traditional dishes in every cuisine. American kitchen is maybe stereotypically known for hyperslop, but they do also have legit delicious stuffs

>> No.19501409

>>19500771
Jokes on you. You lose this craving when you drink a fifth of whiskey everyday

>> No.19501430

>>19500796
5 replies in and an anon brought up race.

this is /ck/ you fucking retard. literally go back to /pol/ where the other 15 year olds are.

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>>19500771
Last time I had a donut was at the cider mill last October and it wasn't garbage.

>> No.19501518

>>19500771
sorry bud, we're just built different.

>> No.19501550

I'm starting to wonder if europeans and turdies are psychologically capable of not thinking about americans every single day, how sad is your life that you spend every second of it seething about people in a country thousands of miles away from you

>> No.19501564

>>19500771
I eat donuts like this all the time and I'm underweight lol.
The type of food you eat doesn't matter at all, it's how much. Western pigs pack down 50lbs of food a day.

>> No.19501609

Those are empty calories anyway bub. Those babies will go right through you and hardly make a dent. Are you some kind of special fruitcake OP?