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Is deep frying the only way to make testicles taste good?

>> No.19509866

>>19509861
I hear your mom likes them raw

>> No.19509897

you can probably throw them in a soup too
or shallow fry of course

>> No.19509939

>>19509897
are they just like fishballs in a soup?

>> No.19509967

>>19509861
why would you call testicles oysters? Isn't that rape?

>> No.19510181

>>19509939
idk i've never had fish balls
but testacles is chewy

>> No.19510283

>>19509861
Try me.

>> No.19510351

>>19509866
Raw is the best way

>> No.19511062

>>19510181
so they're like fish balls then

>> No.19511064

>>19510351
can you legitimately eat them raw safely?

>> No.19511264

>>19511064
well I just mean I'll have what that mom is having

>> No.19511280

>>19509861
>poach
>shock
>peel
>slice
>fry
Enjoy your nut steaks.

>> No.19511285

are those lines fat or blood vessels or what

>> No.19511295

>>19511285
They're obviously sperm cells

>> No.19511505

>>19511295
sperm is microscopic retard

>> No.19511516

>>19511505
That camera is zoomed in 10x.

>> No.19511539

>>19509897
>>19509939
I did a testicle soup last week. It was good. Wouldn't have known what they were. This was the first time I'd ever tried them, so I don't know what pitfalls you are worried about.

>> No.19511572

>>19511516
bull's balls are big, they're not your sized

>> No.19511600

>>19511285
they don't let the animal nut for several weeks before slaughter, so them balls is full of congealed sperm or "hopalong hollandaise" as they call it on the prairie.

>> No.19511620

>>19509866
is his mom odb?

>> No.19511796

>>19511505
The image is enhanced

>> No.19511803

>>19509861
Have some road apples and let us know all about it.

>> No.19511826

>>19509861
why eat testicles? unless you're isolated with no other food and need to make the most of what you can get, I see no reason to eat this. exoticism is no excuse.

>> No.19511832

>>19511826
>letting perfectly good organ meat go to waste
look at mister orca over here taking the haunch and throwing away the rest of the cattle

>> No.19511842

Have you tried cooking them with deez?

>> No.19511866

>>19509861
No of course not
You can thinly slice and barbecue them Korean grill style
You can also rough chop and boil them in noodle soup ramen style
They're just another kind of offal meat

>> No.19511901

>>19511826
castrating livestock generates a lot of testicles, these were traditionally a seasonal item. and frying is the best way to prepare them, they’re really pretty alright.
>>19511285 those lines do look like veins, testes get a good amount of blood, but they’re also full of seminiferous tubules, which can look kinda like veins.

>> No.19512565

>>19511826
it's a unique taste and it's good for you. It improves male testosterone too

>> No.19514011

>>19509861
Just put in them in the pan with olive oil and salt
Captcha: DNA A MX

>> No.19514927

>>19512565
>It improves male testosterone too
what makes you think that?

>> No.19514933

>>19509861
I’m a gigahomo and I wouldn’t eat testicles. It just looks like the texture would be disgusting.

>> No.19514937

>>19511866
>it's just another kind of hydrating fluid
like water, huh anon?

>> No.19514969

>>19514933
>I’m a gigahomo and I wouldn’t eat testicles. It just looks like the texture would be disgusting.
Spoken like a closeted heterosexual.

>> No.19514987

>>19514933
>It just looks like the texture would be disgusting
when eating gizzards I always thought that must be the texture of eating testicles

>> No.19515025

>>19514987
Gizzard are delicious, guess I'd love testicle then.

>> No.19515147

>>19514927
testicles are where testosterone are made, they're literally filled with them

>> No.19515182

>>19515147
testosterone is not stored in the balls, nor is it effective to be taken orally in its normal state

>> No.19515239

>>19515182
>t. low t. cuck

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19515263

>>19515239
let's see yours, fag. must be pretty low if you're so worried about increasing it that you'll eat testicles in a misguided attempt

>> No.19515290

>>19514937
>offal meat is like water
Are you retarded?

>> No.19515433

>>19515182
>Testosterone is produced by the gonads (by the Leydig cells in testes in men)

>> No.19515767

>>19515433
produced, yes, as needed, and released into the bloodstream. uin addition, consumed orally, testosterone is rapidly metabolized by the liver and excreted

>> No.19516378

>>19515767
eating testicles makes your pee pee bigger. Every culture believes this.

>> No.19516408

>>19516378
no, for chinese (or chinks as i like to call them) believe you grind up rhino horns into powder,eat it and that makes your pp bigger

>> No.19516902

>>19516408
that applies to testicles as well, they believe eating brains make you smarter, eating penis makes your penis bigger

>> No.19517498

>>19516408
>no
Oh look, a meme expert

The list of things that various cultures believe make peepee bigger and/or better is as long as my arm. Just to mention one, medieval Europeans believed garlic make peepee better.

>> No.19518056

>>19509866
KEK checked