/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19527719]

Tell me about the most disappointed you were when you opened a pizza box.

[Anonymous No.19527741]

>>19527719
it was empty

[Anonymous No.19527995]

>>19527719
Calzone Master Race

[Anonymous No.19528011]

>>19527719
This is why places put those little white table looking things in the middle of the pizza when boxing them.

[Anonymous No.19528019]

>>19527719
i had tuna instead of shrimp because the immigrants that cooka da pizza cant speak my language

[Anonymous No.19528024]

>>19527719

[Anonymous No.19528361]

>>19528024
this is staged, you know that, right ?

[Anonymous No.19528463]

>>19527719
this is the reason they put little dollhouse tables in there. But I've never seen a box flimsy enough to where it would ever be an issue.

[Anonymous No.19528465]

>>19528361
pizzas don't catch fire like that, they must've put vodka on it or something

[Anonymous No.19528589]

I paid extra for a pan pizza instead of standard, got a shitty 15cm diameter disk that wasn't even particularly thick or fluffy. Never been so let down by delivery slop, thing was worse than a frozen pizza.

[Anonymous No.19528598]

>>19528589
Frozen pizza is at least consistent.

[Anonymous No.19528899]

>>19528361
>>19528465
oil burns

[Anonymous No.19528926]

>>19528598
...ly bad

[Anonymous No.19528929]

I had a bike delivery guy that must have kept the whole thing turned sideways like the dumbest fucking person on the planet
Somehow the pizza managed to fold over itself 3 times and, despite looking like someone had shit out a bloody cinnamon bun, all of the cheese had separated itself from the rest of the pie
If you split up the box into 4 corners the top left was cheese, bottom left was empty, and the whole right half was an amalgamation of all the rest of the pizza and grease
And it wasn't until I tried to put it away that I realized there was a container of "garlic butter oil" in the center of the dough
My biggest regret is that I deleted the picture

[Anonymous No.19528956]

>>19527719

Mostly anytime someone orders little ceasers plain pepperoni i feel like there's not enough sauce on it. just feels like im eating bread. I always order mine with extra sauce. one time the girl said it will cost extra but I think it was her way of being lazy, and then she abruptly changed her mind and said nevermind it's free. lazy wagies.

[Anonymous No.19529001]

>>19528899
I worked in a deck oven like that for 6 years, spilled grease and oil all over the stones and it never caught fire. Stuff just smolders and turns black and smokes, never catches fire.

[Anonymous No.19529002]

>>19528024
de flambe du smash

[Anonymous No.19529005]

>>19528956
Little Caesars has big marinara sauce cups, probably 6 oz. I delivered for them once, and the cup was maybe 1/10th full of sauce.

[Anonymous No.19529012]

ordered a pizza from a local place after a night of alcohol abuse, started eating and for a while thought that there was no crust at all, just the toppings
i took a better look and there was crust but it was literally so thin that it dissolved in the sauce. i dont know how that was even possible and how they managed to put the 'za in the box without making a mess off it
the toppings were shit too so i definitely was disappointed

[Anonymous No.19529016]

>>19527719
i don't think i've ever been disappointed by a pizza

[Anonymous No.19529116]

There was a hole in the center of my pizza from poorly spread dough.
It was the fuckiest thing. It was clearly visible and very obvious, but somehow the guy cutting the pizza never thought to himself "Huh. This doesn't look right".

I sent it back to get remade. Lo and behold, IT HAPPENED A SECOND TIME.
I don't think I was even disappointed or angry at that point. I was just baffled. At least I wasn't hungry, I snuck a slice out of each box before returning it and it tasted alright. Just... a hole in the center where there should have been more pizza.

[Anonymous No.19530556]

>>19528011
>thank you for looking out for my pizza by putting white-painted plastic to get melted on my hot cheese!!

[Anonymous No.19530589]

>>19527719
not a pizza box but from some restaurant
it was without tomato sauce, just white pizza

[Anonymous No.19530731]

>>19527719
We once had your picrel happen and my dad went on a 20 minute screaming tirade on how these immigrants they are importing cant even box a pizza the correct way. Think of that Downfall scene where Hitler is his in his bunker screaming. We all sat in silence as my mother cried.

[Anonymous No.19530921]

>>19530731
if your mom cheated on your dad with an immigrant and he found out, would he be one of those guys who annihilates his entire family and then kills himself?

[Anonymous No.19530928]

>>19530556
Plastic doesn't melt at the same temperatures that cheese does, nor is it painted: the plastic is white. Retard.

[Anonymous No.19530931]

>>19527719
It was someone elses order. It happened twice with my closest pizza place. There will not be a third.

[Anonymous No.19531016]

>>19527719
I ordered one with everything from a place that delivered until 4 AM, rare for this area. The toppings were cold and the ham was big cubes.
We were drunk,so we ate it anyway.

[Anonymous No.19531196]

>>19530921
NTA but I'd just avoid killing myself at that point, that's cowardice

[Anonymous No.19532904]

>>19527719
It wasn't so much my disappointment, but I ordered a pizza from dominoes just before closing. Meatball, jalapeños, pineapple, sweetcorn.
It took over and hour to arrive, and what I got was double pepperoni with someone else's name on the side.
I was fine with what I got, but I can only imagine to disappointment of the poor man who got mine.

[Anonymous No.19532962]

[Anonymous No.19532973]

>>19532962
I'm sure those Favela monkeys like it like that though.

>>19527719
Generally every single time I pay 1-2$ extra for a simple ingredient THEY list on their card but then forget to put it on there, instant forever nope, luckily these joints come and go here like weeds.

[Anonymous No.19533258]

>>19527719
Why did this picture turn me on

[Anonymous No.19533299]

>>19527719
Ordered stuffed crust
Didn't get stuffed crust

[Anonymous No.19533418]

>>19527719
Late at night, friend and me hungry af. Ordered two pizzas, vegetarian.
>sorry anon, we don't deliver that far at this time
We then walked roughly a mile to meet the pizza guy, brought a huge box to carry that stuff, walked back to my place, hungry af2. Opened box: both pizzas absolutely destroyed bc delivery guy obviously carried the boxes sideways, upside down, tried to juggle with them or all of the mentioned. Dough soaked in...sauce hollandaise. Of course, rest of topping all over the place as well: Peas and carrots everywhere. Those motherfuckers sold us basically picrel on pizza base. Trashed it bc not edible.

[Anonymous No.19533442]

>>19532904
>pineapple, sweetcorn

[Anonymous No.19533474]

>>19533442
I am willing to admit this was too far and an odd drunk decision

[Anonymous No.19533767]

>>19527719
Somebody ordered only 2 pepperoni pizzas, and 4 cheese and onion pizzas for a work party.

[Anonymous No.19534380]

>>19527719
friend told me he was getting me a pizza then sent me this monstrosity

[Anonymous No.19535282]

Not disappointing to me since it was free, but one time my friend brought home a pizza that the kitchen made at his fancy cocktail bar job. It costs thirty bucks and is maybe medium sized with all the normal stuff and then fucking corn. Lower quality than the shitty college pizza joint we all used to eat at upcharged like Hell for the yuppie crowd.

[Anonymous No.19535298]

>>19534380
i don't see the problem

[Anonymous No.19535327]

>>19528024
This looks like the toney baloneys in atlantic city. I suspect this is simply memery.
Their sandwiches are fucking great. Too bad they're located in the saddest town in america.

[Anonymous No.19535376]

>>19535327
>best in america
>atlantic city
I'll just have to take your word for it. Maybe mail me a pizza.

[Anonymous No.19535381]

>>19527719
The most disappointing pizza doesn't need the box opened because it says "Domino's" on it.

[Anonymous No.19535432]

>>19527719
whenever I buy domino's pizza the guy at the counter would raise the pizza box and say "looks good doesn't it?" and i'd be like yeah sure I guess.

later I realized the only reason they must be doing this is because they think i'm a nigger that's gonna complain later about the pizza in order to get a free pizza or a refund. I find this tactic very strange because they are basically calling me a nigger when they open that pizza box.

granted, I am a hispanic person and it may be racially motivated, but ultimately it rubs me the wrong way and I was wondering if anyone else here has experienced this tactic from national chain pizzas or domino's in general. it could be a local chain based thing where they invented that rule. next time I actually plan to confront them if they do it again and call them out on their profiling.

[Anonymous No.19535459]

>>19535376
I don't know what post you read but I would never say atlantic city has the best anything in america except maybe the best reason to turn around and go back home.

[Anonymous No.19535468]

>>19535432
you are a man that does not tolerate disrespect in any form

[Anonymous No.19535478]

>>19535432
don't take it too seriously anon, maybe they're just making sure they cooked the pizza the right way that you requested it to be cooked so the problem can be squashed right then and there.

[Anonymous No.19535510]

>>19535432
Anon are you seriously getting offended because some wagie is actually going the extra mile by making sure you're satisfied with your purchase before leaving?

[Anonymous No.19535524]

>>19527719
I had built 2 awesome pizzas in the app and was really looking forward to them. But somehow I fucked up and ended up with one large cheese pizza and one large extra cheese and none of the toppings I had chosen. Worst day of my life

[Anonymous No.19535526]

>>19530931
Because you're not ordering from them, or because despite fucking up twice you're still ordering from them but also now posting frogs online about it?

[Anonymous No.19535549]

>>19535510
no its because in general people have fucked with me my entire life so i'm suspicious about things like this. also due to the fact that I have never seen another chain do this when picking up a pizza in person. now that I have thought about it more, it probably is a good rule to have for business and customer service. I have changed my mind honestly. I will not confront them next time.

[Anonymous No.19537052]

>fuck it get dominos
>pan, fell for the extra cheese upsell
>takes well over an hour to arrive
>dried up and poorly cut pizza that looks like it was an overcooked digiornos
how are these fuckers still in business?
seriously, little caesars is marginally cheaper, and kinda better

[Anonymous No.19537323]

>>19527719
if ur disappointed by your pizza your just a retard for not opening the box before leaving the spot

[Anonymous No.19537328]

>>19530556
You ingest more microplastics from a bottle of coke

[Anonymous No.19537332]

>>19528899
You're supposed to use olive oil, anon, not bunker oil

[Anonymous No.19537353]

>>19534380
your friend needs a good ass whooping

[Anonymous No.19537489]

>>19528361
to what end?

[Anonymous No.19537496]

>>19535432
yes i've gotten the same thing. I think it's because i dress like a poor person

[Anonymous No.19537541]

>>19527719
>thick, wide, burnt crust
>junior size sauce+mozzarella interior
>1 mushroom
>4 pieces of onion
>an italian handgesture pinchful of ground meat

[Anonymous No.19537633]

>>19531196
Nah, family annihilators that don't off themselves are bigger cowards. They already gave up on fixing their problems, made themselves everyone else's problem, then love themselves too much to rightfully end their own existence. They're true cowards. Justifying death for others by their own hand but too afraid to take the plunge.

[Anonymous No.19537637]

>>19530731
Your dad sounds like a huge loser.

[Anonymous No.19537646]

>>19535549
When everyone is fucking with you maybe you are the problem. Ever think you might just be a paranoid schizo? Them showing you that it's how you ordered it is a very paranoid thing to be personally offended by.

[Anonymous No.19538322]

>>19537052
Location superiority

[Anonymous No.19538325]

>>19527719
St. Louis Pizza in a shitty hotel
why the fuck is their "pizza" just some weird kind of cheddar cheese on a cracker
fucking DISGUSTING

[Anonymous No.19538350]

>>19537633
>implying they won't go through the trouble of prison and starting again
fail to see your logic here

[Anonymous No.19538370]

>>19535524
it's them who have fucked up find the developer and rape his ass

[Anonymous No.19538381]

>>19538350
They value themselves too much to die. They're cowards too afraid of their own death. They decided to kill their family because they couldn't figure out how to fix their problems (most often financial or their family hates them for their behavior). They see the easiest solution as killing their family and running away. They're too afraid to kill themselves though. That's true cowardice.

[Anonymous No.19538429]

>>19529012
>that pic
sensible_chuckle.gif

[Anonymous No.19538447]

>>19527719
I once was really excited to have some pizza on time and when I opened the box I found out there was just plain cheese pizza. I was so shocked because I was positive there was something wrong, so I asked but no everyone at the party was a pussy so they just got cheese. They paid full price for a pizza that can come with 2 toppings minimum, free. I was shook to my core. The fact that there were these grown adults just swarming these cheeze pizza's was just unbelievable to me. It was like looking at a bunch of toddlers fighting over a new toy. I knew I had to get out of there before someone offer me a slice of the pie but I was just sickened by what I saw.

Toppingless Cheese Pizza... *shudders*

[Anonymous No.19538456]

>>19527719
I had half cheese burger (guerkin,beef,tomato,onion,burger sauce) pizza one side and half donner kebab(kebab slices, onion, tomato, franks hot sauce) on the other. I liked it because I was a goyslop addicted fatty but I understood the it was objectively an abomination to pizza kind

[Anonymous No.19538562]

>>19538447
Why do you have a problem with cheese pizza? I don't understand the war some people wage on simple foods as if everything needs an overly complex flavor profile to be good. Maybe your tastebuds are defective, or perhaps you're a smoker?

[Anonymous No.19538854]

>>19535524
kek'd hard

[Anonymous No.19538857]

>>19527719
When I had to switch to eating gluten free and ordered a pizza that costs £3 more than my regular order and is half the size.

[Anonymous No.19539091]

>>19538447
Honestly? You're a fag. Get over yourself. Little things like that don't matter.

[Anonymous No.19539110]

Pizza delight, Moncton NB. Ordered massive party pizza garlic fingers, >specifically< stated "no bacon bits", comes slathered in bacon bits.

[Anonymous No.19539119]

One time my buddy Steve picked up a sausage special pizza from the corner place for me. When he dropped it off to me at work he opened the box in front of me and everyone else. It was just a totinos frozen pizza with his dick in the middle of it. It wasn't even sausage pizza

[Anonymous No.19539727]

[Anonymous No.19539751]

>>19537489
For the retweets.

[Anonymous No.19539767]

>>19527719
Ordered a sourkraut and canadian bacon... It was huge chucks of ham and not crispy small pieces. Should of just stuck with sausage and mushroom.

[Anonymous No.19539973]

>>19537052
Man, it can come down to something as simple as "Johnny" - aka the GOOD oven guy - had to leave work early and you got "Carlos" who doesn't give a shit

[Anonymous No.19539981]

I ordered a "Hamburger" Pizza from Papa Johns since they were doing a special a couple of years ago.

It ended up being one of the most disgusting things I ever ate. I actually called to tell them the pizza was awful and they said they'd give me a refund but I was so distraught I told them to keep the money but pass on to corporate how awful the combo of ingredients was. IIRC, they had full on pickles and mayo on it, and combined with their chewy-ass crust it was not pleasant. Literally the one pizza my fat ass has only ever eaten a few bites from.

[Anonymous No.19539995]

>>19535432
Don't worry Anon, I'm sure they're just making sure you're satisfied in case their friend in the back has an accident or they're busy so they want to make sure you get the right order.

[Anonymous No.19540137]

>>19535524
this is why you always check the pizzas before you let the delivery guy leave your property

[Anonymous No.19540140]

>>19537052
>how are these fuckers still in business?
in most of the world, they were the only place that did cheap $5 large pizzas
their only competition is $35 for a small pizza exposed brickwork hipster places.
since covid, they even jacked up their $5 large pizzas to $11 and they're still #1, as much as people complain
even supermarkets cant compete with the cheapest shitty frozen pizza is $8 now

[Anonymous No.19540147]

>>19538381
i don't know, chicken nuggets really change a man anon. with some injustices in this world, it would be morally wrong to let them go unpunished.

[Anonymous No.19540832]

in a small village in Southern France I had the best pizza I ever had, Frutti Di Mare, and I ordered it on three seperate occasions because it was so delicious
then, the last day, I decided to try a different flavour, I forgot the name but it was cheese and meat. I opened the box and there were just two slices of cheese and two slices of ham, both the type you buy at the supermarket

[Anonymous No.19540845]

>>19533442
I've had sweet corn and pineapple on pizza in Japan. With broccoli.
Shit's lawless over there. Though to be honest, the sweet corn was actually a nice touch.

[Anonymous No.19540853]

>>19530731
Your dad sounds cool

[Anonymous No.19540912]

>>19535526
All of the above and then some. Buy my skinless anti dragons.

[Anonymous No.19540996]

>>19527719
I ordered pizza on a bank holiday. Lately I'd found my favorite pizza parlor to be lacking in flavour so I thought that maybe by asking for extra cheese it would improve the taste.

When I opened the box it was clear that the pizza was underbaked and too soft even to lift a slice out of so I decided to preheat my toaster oven and slide the pizza onto the grill rack...

[Anonymous No.19541055]

>>19530731
Your dad sounds kinda hot

[Anonymous No.19541058]

>>19527719
I dunno, worse I've had was probably the egg getting stuck to the box lid.
Some restaurants put little inserts in the box to make sure the lid can't fully close and touch the pizza.

[Anonymous No.19541140]

>>19535432
Mission BBQ does this with every takeout order for this reason; They open up every container for you to acknowledge that the order is correct and looks good.
I wonder how many of those events are avoided by that practice, especially considering the people who would have a fit online but are too nervous to protest in person

[Anonymous No.19541858]

>>19535432
that is a papa john's policy and it is to make sure the customer acknowledges the order is right and he was just copying them
nobody ever says "no that looks completely wrong" about their own pie, but they might say "that doesn't look like mine" and it they might be right and that just saves you both some trouble.

IRL if you were actually a nigger i would probably not do this to you because you would probably immediately nitpick how much meat is on it, and the paying customers are not as much of a problem as the actual niggers who just call in to complain and lie about orders that don't exist and never happened.

[Anonymous No.19542211]

>>19535432
>tfw every time I have sex with my gf her father comes over to spread her pussy open and ask "Looks good doesn't it?" just because I'm hispanic

[Anonymous No.19543271]

>>19527719

[Anonymous No.19543272]

>>19543271
wtf? am i supposed to be serving the roaches my pizza with this little table or something??

[Anonymous No.19543314]

>>19527995
mate if you dont have anything to say just dont post. youre welcome to make a thread about your fucking calzone any time

[Anonymous No.19543319]

>>19543272
yeah

[Anonymous No.19543394]

>>19540137
I'm a delivery driver and I'm amazed at how few people do this. 99% of them just take the box and are trusting it will be fine.
Which, of course, it always is because I am autistic and treat the pizzas like they're made of glass so they arrive completely pristine. I cannot say the same for my fellow drivers however, who are mostly retarded and couldn't give less of a shit about your dining experience.

[Anonymous No.19544695]

>>19530556
>white-painted plastic
Do you think some guy in a factory is fucking painting them all by hand? With a little brush? It's just white plastic.

[Anonymous No.19544699]

>>19543314
Calzone Master Race

[Anonymous No.19545067]

>>19537328
not to mention the unhealthy chemicals