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The Midwest.

>> No.19586763

>>19586712
Where's the beef or cheese?

What's a taco pasta salad with just pasta and beans...

Can't even really call it "taco" IMO. despite them probably using taco seasoning for the flavoring

>> No.19586780

You know they throw that tray in the garbage every night.

>> No.19586804

>>19586780
Businesses regularly prepare things they don't sell now?

>> No.19586868

>>19586712
Swap out the penne with orecchiete or ditalini, double the beans, actually fucking reduce the sauce so that there's no ocean of water on the bottom, and throw some fuckin HERBS on that slop. The flavor will become nice and concentrated, and maybe not be a complete insult to the wheat the pasta was made from.

>> No.19586884

>>19586712
Looks like a poor attempt at chili mac (American goulash). The midwest has the most kino foods

>> No.19586891

>>19586763
it seems like a side dish, it doesn't really need meat. this is for summer potlucks grill outs or whatever. imagine it scooped out of a 2 pint container with a big ugly label onto a styrofoam plate, next to some sort of mayo based "salad" and a grilled chicken breast.

>> No.19586895
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19586895

midwest quizene is the best america has to offer

>> No.19586962

Looks like something I'd make on a saturday night while I'm drunk and really want to eat something
It probably doesn't taste awful but I'd never say it's what I made for dinner

>> No.19586974

>>19586712
Cry more, bitch.

>> No.19586980

>>19586895
>puppy chow
this is good, but it's designed to be a calorie dense snack for sporting events in cold weather. it seems like the only midwestern cuisine known to outer bugmen is stuff made for church gatherings or outdoor high school sports gatherings.

if one kenji type starts making youtube videos and can sell midwest cuisine as trendy, this kitschy shit will take off so fast. brian lagerstrom could do it with a sustained effort.

>> No.19586997

>>19586712
i like my pasta sans blue lines

>> No.19587000

>>19586895
Mini Wheats?

>> No.19587002

>>19587000
yea covered with peanut butter chocolate mix

>> No.19587006

>>19586712
My current gf is from Minnesota and when we went to go visit her family up in Brainerd, the food I was served was basically like this https://youtu.be/oiSzwoJr4-0?t=829

The environment was much like in this video too. Judging by what I hear about Minnesota now idk if they're just not pozzed or is all that BS just specific to the Twin Cities?

>> No.19587016

>>19587000
The ORIGINAL was with Crispix cereal, usually it's made with corn or rice chex.
Called Puppy Chow.

>> No.19587028

>>19586804
As someone who has worked in at a store with a deli section, yes. That's exactly what happens, they can just write it off in their taxes or write it off to their supplier. It keeps the boomer regulars who like the shit happy, and still not take a giant hit.

>> No.19587039

>>19587006
mostly not pozzed outside of twin cities. the urban environment is toxic to the weak scandinavian mind; the behavioral sink ratbox environment turns them into somali worshippers.

>> No.19587061

>>19587016
oh right i thought mini wheats were chex

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19587068

>>19587061
S'ok...No biggie.
I don't eat cereal so I had to look up if they even still make crispix.
I guess they do.

>> No.19587088

>>19587039
Ah, okay. Because it all felt way too nice despite what I've read. Good to know.
Sucks about the cities though. The way her grandmother described them when she was young made it sound like it was like Fargo.
>>19587068
Kalifornia is such a good movie.

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19587110

>>19587088
>checked
Fargo is ALSO an excellent film.

>> No.19587177

>>19586980
my grandma makes this for Christmas but with white chocolate, pretzels, marshmallows and raisins, calls it white trash and mails everyone a bag

>> No.19588090

>>19587068
Yeah my mom makes crispix into this brown sugar and molasses candy at christmas time.

>> No.19588112

>>19586804
yes? are you retarded? go work in a bakery or deli and see how many pounds of food you throw in the garbage at night

>> No.19588186

>>19586895
Hexagons are superior fuck off

>> No.19588233

>>19587068
I fucking love crispix.

>> No.19588246

>>19587088
Wife is from Fargo so I’m up there about 3 times a year. It is really nice & wholesome and the food is hearty (albeit a little heavy on the mayo sometimes), and you’re in hockey heaven if that’s your thing. Unfortunately the cultural poison is starting to filter into the medium sized cities as well. 15 years ago you wouldn’t see anyone who wasn’t either Norwegian or Native in a place like Grand Forks now all the 2nd generation somalis are spreading out from MSP and adopting the American black ghetto identity.

>> No.19588290

Looks good for bulking possibly
I'd eat it

>> No.19588574

>>19586712
What's the blue stuff?

>> No.19588735

>>19588574
light sabers

>> No.19589164

>>19588574
What the fuck do you think it is, retard?

>> No.19589650

>>19587016
The original was Crispix? Huh, not sure I knew that. I haven't even thought of Crispix in probably years

>> No.19590147

>penne with beans and cumin
lol what an abomination

>> No.19590161

>>19588574
deli rays

>> No.19590162

>>19588574
Dabadi-dabada

>> No.19590212

>>19586804
confirmed NEET

>> No.19590222

>>19588112
Yes, I agree with you anon, they throw a lot of food out... you can eat like a king out of certain bins at certain times, the hobo knows. Charlie even wrote a song about it, garbage dump my garbage dump, why do they call you a garbage dump.. I hate wasteful people and society.

>> No.19590252

NOBODY POST A TATERTOT CASSEROLE
THEY CANNOT KNOW

>> No.19590260

>>19590252
im gonna say it
green bean casserole>tater tot casserole
>t. best (north) dakota

>> No.19590278

>>19586780
Hy-Vee fag here

They have seven days after they make it to sell it and just throw away the crusty top layer and freshen it up every day

>> No.19590284

>>19588112
how can a citizen get his hands on that gratis day old bread?

>> No.19590339

>>19586712
Home

>> No.19590401

>>19590284
1.Go near a bakery
2.wait for the bakers to take the old food to the dump
3.dig it out of the dump

>> No.19590411

>>19590278
why's hy-vee gotten so shit in the last couple years? prices keep going up and up and up. fucking 5.09 for a gallon of kemps when I can get it for 3.16 at walmart. surely walmart isn't immune to inflation so what's going on hy-vee

>> No.19590467

>>19590401
My area will pour bleach all over it.

>> No.19590478

>>19586712
If they replaced the beans with meat it would be American goulash.

>> No.19590482

>>19590284
If you search corners of the store they usually have racks with items 50% off or more.

>> No.19590566

WTF this pasta look so bad that I fell raped as italian

>> No.19590990

>>19590566
Cock floor, bad choice

>> No.19591189

>>19590411
They don’t even have the pizza with the sausage I like anymore, not the chunky Italian sausage but the smaller mild one. I used to love that shit

>> No.19591786

>>19586712
>Sandwich pasta salad

>> No.19592135

>>19586712
Is that shit really $5 a pound?

>> No.19592805

>>19591786
What?

>> No.19592814

>>19586804
All the time retard. Every restaurant throws away tons of food daily, every grocery store too. You must be a nigger if they aren't throwing away tons of food in your country daily

>> No.19592817

>>19586712
Yeah it's shit here. Stop moving here

>> No.19592859

>>19586712
Go to NYC, order pasta fazool, pay $20/lb.

>> No.19592864

>>19586712
yeah... we do things different 'round here chief

>> No.19592869

>>19586712
$5/pound for fucking pasta and beans? Is that normal? I don't buy pasta because it's cheap and easy to make for myself so idk what a normal price is.

>> No.19592880

>>19586712
>ywn have hotdish
Stay mad

>> No.19592882

>>19586895
I made this once with my high school crush in her parents kitchen. Lemme tell ya, that was a MAGICAL moment, massaging each other’s hands in a bowl of melted chocolate… mmmmm

>> No.19592965

>>19587006
no one gives a shit about your gf blogging normalfag cunt

>> No.19593275

>>19592805
While there are popular combinations of ingredients served in the form of tacos, the word taco itself does not specify a flavor profile, nor specific ingredients, only the way a group of ingredients are served and consumed, the same was as sandwiches.

For example, saying "taco bowl" makes no sense since what makes a taco a taco is the presentation, things inside a generic tortilla you eat folded. Would you call a lettuce and tomato salad with bacon and croutons a "sandwich bowl"? No, because sandwich means ingredients between two pieces of bread. There is no sandwich seasoning either, but for some reason other countries got the idea that tacos are a single and specific dish with specific spices and specific ingredients. Imagine if a country's first experience with a sandwich was corned beef sandwich that was made with meat with a spice crust, then started calling those spices "sandwich seasoning" and called random dishes sandwich-flavored because they had those spices, then started fighting over what sandwiches should have as if it meant something.

>> No.19593285

>>19593275
Autism

>> No.19593290

>>19593285
Fork seasoning

>> No.19594578

>>19586804
Holy fucking shit you've never had a job in your life.

>> No.19594584

>>19586980
>lagerstrom
based

>> No.19594601

I like getting a nice pasta salad from the deli. the deli where im from makes this delicious pasta salad with penne, jarlsberg cheese, cream cheese, ham, and some other stuff. it’s a fantastic side when i order a big sandwich from there :)

>> No.19594675

>>19594601
That actually sounds delicious. What’s the deli?

>> No.19594807

>>19594675
a small town in northern michigan

>> No.19594956

>>19586712
Chicago has more Michelin stars than the capital

>> No.19595009

This has to be Hy-Vee. I dated a girl from Minnesota and remember the first time we went back to her home (literally nothing but corn fields as far as the eye can see) she showed me around and we went grocery shopping, and I distinctly remember taco pasta salad and other sloppa-tier stuff being sold in the prepared food section. She wouldn't let me get the taco pasta salad because she thought I was making fun of it (I was), but she was excited to buy "beef sticks", which were just locally made slim jims. This was nearly 20 years ago and I still think about that taco pasta salad from time to time. She also lived pretty close to the Spam factory and I regret never going to visit.

>> No.19595279

>>19595009
OP here, yup it is. Davenport, Iowa