/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19611836]

WTF is their problem? I ordered a burrito and it weighed at least five pounds, had to eat it over the course of three dinners, like Homer Simpson with his 10 foot long hoagie.

[Anonymous No.19611876]

>>19611836
You must be from Europe. "This place is absolutely TERRIBLE! They sold me a lot of food at a low price! We must boycott them!"

[Anonymous No.19611925]

>>19611876
Nah, my complaint is that I ordered other food along with it that I wouldn't have if I had known the thing feeds three people on its own. And who wants to eat burrito three nights in a row? It's not like you can freeze it.

[Anonymous No.19611973]

>>19611836
My local chipotle sucks now. The burritos are barely bigger than a beer can and you have to order extra meat just to get one that was "normal" sized.

Chipotle used to be my go to 2 in 1 mid day meal.

[Anonymous No.19611976]

>>19611836
What kind of fag are you that you can't eat a full burrito in one sitting? Chipotle also lowered the size of their burritos by nearly 50% since 'covid' "happened". Before that i could understand maybe a woman having 2 meals out of it, but 3 dinners even then would be a joke, let alone as a man. Maybe you should stop eating any food.

[Anonymous No.19611992]

>>19611976
You don't understand, that fucker was enormous. I am a fat fuck who can eat ALOT.

[Anonymous No.19611996]

>>19611992
You are one lucky boy then, they are so small now and even back in the day they weren't huge.

[Anonymous No.19612018]

>>19611925
What other food did you order? Their menu is actually like 4 things: burritos, burrito bowls, tacos, and chips. Do you regularly go to restaurants and order multiple entrees and complain portion sizes are too big?

[Anonymous No.19612065]

>>19611836
>I ordered a burrito and it weighed at least five pounds
not even close, more like 1 lbs, but you are probably very week.

>>19611925
>who wants to eat burrito three nights in a row?
me

[Anonymous No.19612085]

>>19611836
I can tell this is a corporate bot or something because Chipotle consistently has it the worst when it comes to gyping you with their portion sizes. Everytime, the burrito is the size of a Coke can and they skimp on the meat because the employees get into trouble if they get caught giving you too much food.

I got to Qdoba because it's dirty but at least they don't Jew you out of $13 burritos.

[Anonymous No.19612629]

>>19611992

if it wasnt for the stomach this would be some sweet jerk material

[Anonymous No.19612648]

>>19611836
I order three, eat two there and the third in the car on the way home

[Anonymous No.19612652]

>>19611836
>Chipotle actually putting meat with its ingredients
Yeah buddy, and Quiznos subs are loaded just like that these days

[Anonymous No.19612838]

>>19612085
i feel it really depends on location, the one close by is slightly overpriced but they dont skimp that much on the meat. In any case, shop local

[Anonymous No.19612848]

>>19612085
true, back in 2008-2010, Chipotle burritos were comically large and filling enough for a whole day. now they've shrunk at least 50% and are mostly rice

[Anonymous No.19612853]

>>19611992
>fat fuck
>cant eat a whole chipotle burrito
You are a fraud. I am very average sized and I can eat the whole thing if I'm hungry. Maybe you just weren't very hungry

[Anonymous No.19613140]

>>19611925
>And who wants to eat burrito three nights in a row

[Anonymous No.19613262]

>>19611836

[Anonymous No.19613272]

Got into a confrontation at Chipotle once over this.

They skimped me on meat (literally put like 2oz) I stood there and starred the guy while the next employee was asking what else I wanted on the burrito. I ignored her completely and continued to stare him while he was tending to the next customer. The girl kept saying "excuse me sir" but she didn't even exist to me.

This faggot knew I was bertstaring him hard and was getting nervous and shakey and didn't know what to do.

After he helped a few customers he could no longer help any more because the line was jammed up and my eyes were still locked on his.

Finally he muttered "ca...can I help y..you?" and while staring him directly into the eyes I pointed to the steak. He nervously grabbed the spoon and put more steak on and my eyes left his for a fraction of a second to verify it was the correct amount, then I continued to stare him while telling the other employee what else I wanted.

I never took my eyes off his while I was finishing up the burrito, paying, and getting napkins. I even walked backwards out of the store so I could continue to bertstare him. When I got into my truck I drove at a snails pace around the front windows and continued to bertstare him through the windows.

Pretty sure that faggot quit after that, never saw him again.

[Anonymous No.19614041]

>>19613272
learn to use your words autist

[Anonymous No.19614659]

>>19611836
>Can't eat one burrito in under 3 days
lmao what a little pussy, do some physical activity and maybe you'll get an appetite

[Anonymous No.19614705]

>>19612065
NO U! I'm more like month maybe even year!

[Anonymous No.19614795]

roasties please fuck iff

[Anonymous No.19614879]

>>19612085
Everyone says this but have we ever gotten solid proof that corporations, and I mean like actual big corporations not little odd online shops, that shill on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.19614882]

>>19611836
4.99 of those lbs were rice, beans or lettuce

[Anonymous No.19615012]

>>19611836
skill issue

I'm a skinny twink and I can eat an entire chipotle burrito (double steak, white rice, extra pinto, fajita veggies, tomatoes, lettuce, cheese, queso) and still have over 900 calories that I need to eat just to stay alive.

[Anonymous No.19615022]

>>19611925
>And who wants to eat burrito three nights in a row?
*raises paw*

[Anonymous No.19615304]

kek theres a new chipolte going in near me, so i can continue to not patron their shitty small burritos

[Anonymous No.19615309]

>>19615012
Nice order except the queso. Just can’t get used to it. I know they brag that it’s all natural but to me it tastes like plastic

[Anonymous No.19615686]

This genuinely sounds like a shill thread, and I've never said that before. Anyone who's even occasionally checked out chipotle over the past decade knows that their portions and quality control have decreased dramatically.

[Anonymous No.19615699]

This building is 311 years old, one of the oldest surviving buildings in the city and in remarkable shape, almost entirely original brick and stonework. And it's a fucking ch'pole-tee >:|

[Anonymous No.19615731]

>mfw I used to make Chipotle threads years ago and would keep them bumped for weeks and it's still going on to this day

I only had it once and even the worst taqueria in the area has bigger, tastier burritos.

[Anonymous No.19616190]

>>19611836

It's nowhere near what it used to be. The first one around here opened in 2004. They used to give you a huge burrito. I'd say until probably 2012-2013. They shrunk a little after that but were still consistent. The 2020 pandemic though caused a nosedive in both quality and quantity of food.

[Anonymous No.19617870]

>>19611876
What shithole flyover state are people living in that chipotle is still even remotely a good deal anymore? Where I live if you want even close to a good portioned bowl you have to pay 20 dollars or more.