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19623448 No.19623448 [Reply] [Original]

What fictional food do you wish was real?

>> No.19623451

>>19623448
I wish your father was real so he could have beaten you instead of suffering these terrible questions

>> No.19623463

yiff in hell furperson

>> No.19623473

>>19623448
I say a porn post of this dog with the little girl birthing his mutant offspring. umbilical cords and all while she was sucking his dog dick and the weaner dog sidekick was kinda uncomfortable about it.

>> No.19623478
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>>19623448
i wish jelly donuts were real

>> No.19623479
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>>19623473

>> No.19623492

>>19623448
Why can't cheese work like that in real life?

>> No.19623499

>>19623492
it can, if you emulsify it. the only thing impossible in the cartoon pizzas is stretchy cooked dough

>> No.19623501

>>19623448
We get it babbish, you're out of ideas.

>> No.19623571
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>yuo will never know who actually made that burger in this scene

>> No.19623621
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19623621

imagine eating giant rollypollys

>> No.19623642

>>19623621
anyone know if giant isopods taste similar to lobster?

>> No.19623651

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWCvQvSeHsI

>> No.19623652

>>19623642
I doubt it. Even some sea creatures are pure gunk in their bodies.

>> No.19623736

>>19623463
furperson sounds like the name of a character from a Rick and Morty parody

>> No.19624079

>>19623448
i want to chew on some ponuts

>> No.19624223

>>19623448
it's too bad that pizza isn't real

>> No.19624235

I want to eat spinach and get HUGE forearms like pop eye. It works better if consumed via a pipe.

>> No.19624247

>>19623448
None, I'm adult.

>> No.19624292

>>19624247
Grim.

>> No.19624438

>>19623642
>>19623652
https://www.odditycentral.com/foods/taiwanese-restaurant-serves-ramen-dish-topped-with-a-scary-deep-sea-creature.html

>> No.19624466

Japanese food that tastes like something. It's all pretty looking bullshit that had no flavour whatsoever