Recent Snack Stories thread

[Anonymous No.19663483]

>In the mood for Mcdonalds
>Instead go grocery store
>Pick up a fresh loaf of sour dough
>sliced provolone
>Hard Salami
>Bottle of Pinot Noir
>Go home
>Pour glass of wine
>Take slice of sourdough, spread butter all over one side, put salami on top, cover with provolone cheese
>Broil in toaster oven until bread is toast and cheese melt.
Which I truly did enjoy much more than mcdonalds.
>Total cost $35
>Fuck steve albini

[Anonymous No.19663500]

it’s a grocery store, why’d you pay for it?

[Anonymous No.19663504]

You should have got an easier salami, it was clearly too difficult for you

[Anonymous No.19663511]

>>19663500

[Anonymous No.19663513]

I've been into beverage making recently, one of my favorits I call gods pussy.
It's guava pulp, mango juice, rosemary mint tea mix together with ice and a lil water.

[Anonymous No.19663516]

At least $10 of that was the wine and the rest will make you many, many more sandwiches than you could get at McDonald's
It's not even fucking cheap anymore, why are you complaining

[Anonymous No.19663518]

>>19663483
>grocery store wine
do poorfags really?

[Anonymous No.19663520]

>on low calorie diet
>sugar free choco jello pudding on sale today
>reduced fat reddiwip also on sale
>have pudding with whipped cream for 70 calories
>wish I could eat 10 hotdog croissants from Lidl instead

[Anonymous No.19663590]

>>19663520
>Hot dog croissants
>Chocolate pudding with whipped cream
Im so hungry bros

[Anonymous No.19663596]

>be me
>hungry
>what chips but don’t want to eat chips
>problem?
>solution!
>slice cheese and put it on parchment paper and plate
>throw in microwave with cover on
>nuke for two minutes
>water gone
>melted cheese is now hard and crunchy
>break up into smaller pieces
>eat
>tastes like cheese it but more intense
>cheap
>more nutritious and satiating than garbage food