Olive Oil

[Anonymous No.19677992]

>get back from concert with friends
>go up to room
>see that my mom cleaned my room
>piss jug is missing
>was an old Virgin Olive Oil jug I had in my room that was almost empty with a little bit of oil still left in it at the bottom
>sweating.jpeg
>don't say anything
>come back down stairs looking through the frigde
>"Oh hey sweety, glad you're home! We made some clam linguini for dinner tonight! Say, why did you have my olive oil in your room?"
>reply "O-Oh, what olive oil?"
>"You know, by your lamp. I ran out and while I was cleaning today I found some and had to use it for the linguini."
>apparently my piss was a similar enough color she didn't even notice
>"You know what mom, I'm not that hungry."
>"But anon, I wanna see you try it! Tell me how it is! Your father didn't care for it, said it had a weird after-taste."

She's waiting downstairs for an answer. What do.

[Anonymous No.19678028]

>>19677992
Post pic and timestamp of you eating it.

[Anonymous No.19678083]

>>19677992
Fake a tummyache and take the secret to your grave

[0/10 No.19678090]

>>19677992
and then everyone clapped

[Anonymous No.19678155]

>>19678090
this is one of those reddit screencap threads.