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>start working in kitchen
>have to poach some eggs
>pretty nervous so i thought i'd make a silly joke
>ask them how we can poach them when we aren't on safari
>get looked at like im a complete retard
I just wanted to be funny...

>> No.19678377

>>19678336
Bro you sound like the cringe kid in class

>> No.19678485

>>19678336
I learned to run a giant printing press by simply saying
>I know how to do it but
>Please show me how exactly *you* want me to do it
Every single thing I wrote down best I could. People like it when you take serious notes of what they're telling you. I also studied the notes and every day I would present maybe three questions. I lied to get the job but I kept the job because I could adapt.

>> No.19678488

>>19678336
I laugh. Good one anon.
But they're experienced cooks probably and therefore have already heard the poaching joke a million times.

>> No.19678563

>>19678336
Think about it, you raised morale, probably for a long time as they joke about you behind your back, and all you lost was tons of respect from your coworkers

You’re a hero

>> No.19678565

>>19678563
all part of the long game