/ck/ webm & gif thread

[Anonymous No.19787394]

Give me your best

[Anonymous No.19787416]

>>19787394
Would eat that soup then succ on those titties

[Anonymous No.19787478]

>>19787394
>those ingredients
jesus this is even more disgusting than the worst pajeet webms

[Anonymous No.19787501]

>>19787478
>more disgusting than the worst pajeet webms
Nope.

[Anonymous No.19787502]

>>19787394
I have no idea why this person is fat! Homemade soup is so healthy

[Anonymous No.19787506]

>>19787394
>cheese
>chicken soup
Choose ONE for ffs.

[Anonymous No.19787517]

>>19787394
What does she pour out of the box?

[Anonymous No.19787524]

>>19787517
>What's in the box???
NO, ANON!!!! DON'T LOOK IN THE BOX! BIG SHIRLEY HAS THE UPPER HAND!

[Anonymous No.19787538]

>>19787394
I wasn't offended until the condensed milk and fake nacho cheese. Wouldn't the nacho cheese just sperate into Sneed oils?
Could have added a smaller amount of cream instead of condensed milk, and then the shredded cheese and it would have been fine. All canned ingredients, sure, but it's fine. Almost avoided goyslop. She just needs a little guidance.

[Anonymous No.19787549]

>>19787517
Pasta.

[Anonymous No.19787557]

>>19787538
Condensed milk isn't liquid. It's thicc af

[Anonymous No.19787570]

>>19787557
Oh, I assumed it was since it was in a can. What was that in the can then? Canned.... cream? If so this isn't as bad as I thought. Still too much cream and ban the nacho cheese, but that's better than condensed milk.

[Anonymous No.19787579]

>>19787570
Probably evaporated milk. Just milk cooked to remove some of the water. Condensed milk has added sugar and is more like thick syrup in texture.

[Anonymous No.19787582]

>>19787394
>canned chicken scraps
>plastic "cheese"
>canned "cream"
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.19787594]

>>19787394
Ignoring the cheese, why would you make soup with canned chicken/veggies? Cooking the chicken and sauteing the veggies is what gives the soup flavor. but I guess with all that fucking cheese she wouldn't be able to know anyways.

[Anonymous No.19787597]

[Anonymous No.19787602]

[Anonymous No.19787603]

>>19787597
Imagine dedicating your entire life to having to make a face, hold your head the right way, get all those surgeries, wear suggestive makeup, take all those meds... just to mimic an inferior being. I hate faggots so much, it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.19787604]

[Anonymous No.19787620]

[Anonymous No.19787668]

>>19787620
Why can't black people into lighting?
It's frustrating. They are fucking HORRIBLE at photography, too.
Wipe the grease off your lense and hold still. Hate those little goofs

[Anonymous No.19787678]

>>19787620
is this american fondue

[Anonymous No.19787689]

[Anonymous No.19787699]

>>19787689
>your pile of shit on a ceiling panel, sir
>that will be $285

[Anonymous No.19787700]

>>19787689
I forgot about this webbem.
Humans were a mistake

[Anonymous No.19787717]

>>19787689
this style of dessert can be actually pretty neat but the good places do it by arranging an elaborate and aesthetic design, not literally throwing shit around randomly
this is just laziness

[Anonymous No.19787720]

>>19787699
>>19787700
At some point, wealthy people thought
>”You know, regular food doesn’t cost as much as it should. There should be “luxury” food that poors can’t afford.”
Thus, these creations were made.

[Anonymous No.19787736]

>>19787394
Replace bullion with stock
Replace evaporated milk with coconut milk
Replace cheese powder with curry powder
Replace noodles with mirepoix
Replace canned chicken with browned chicken thighs
Replace yellow goo with white wine
Add rice
Now I'll eat your slop

[Anonymous No.19787765]

>>19787603
Are you describing women or trannies?

[Anonymous No.19788080]

[Anonymous No.19788106]

>>19788080
oh it's the guy that ate raw sewer carp

[Anonymous No.19788116]

>>19787416
The taste of the abortion hormones pairs with the chicken growth hormones

[Anonymous No.19788118]

>>19787478
I know, I cant believe Europeans would eat that

[Anonymous No.19788119]

[Anonymous No.19788129]

>>19787394
>everything from a can
Do people really?

[Anonymous No.19788130]

>>19788129
people? no

[Anonymous No.19788134]

>>19787689
The chef there had cancer and came up with this shit while he had zero sense of smell or taste

[Anonymous No.19788163]

>>19787604
If he's the one cooking, why would this be my pov?
Retards really just parrot shit.

[Anonymous No.19788271]

>>19788118
what makes you think she's european? obese women like that are still very rare here, she's most likely american

[Anonymous No.19788277]

>>19787394
Bitch made queso and called it a soup

[Anonymous No.19788322]

>>19788271
She's British.

[Anonymous No.19788412]

>>19787689
Pretentious faggotry on a ceiling tile. I hope they all get hemorrhoids.

[Anonymous No.19788421]

>>19787394
this doesnt even make sense as a poor person meal. for starters, the canned chicken is extremely expensive per weight. could have got an already cooked whole chicken for 5 bucks at the grocery store. then the canned mixed vegetables instead of a bag of frozen mixed.

[Anonymous No.19788442]

[Anonymous No.19788463]

>>19787394
My knee-jerk reaction on seeing this was revulsion. But then I thought back to growing up and my parents being poor as shit. Mom sometimes had to get really creative with what she had on had just to put a meal on the table for the whole family. We learned not to ask too many questions about what we were eating.
Yeah, that's a big gross looking pot of "soup" with way too many processed ingredients. But it was probably edible enough and she made enough for a family. She probably could have swapped out the canned veggies and chicken for raw ingredients for close to the same price, but let's be honest, quality cheese would have cost 3x as much.
So all in all, not the worst vid I've seen of cooking horror. She just needs some guidance. But then, what do I know. I don't know this woman's life.

[Anonymous No.19788468]

>>19788277
I remember in culinary school someone made "chilled cucumber dill soup" and it was basically just runny tzatziki.

[Anonymous No.19788471]

>>19788442
Source please. What in the fuck is this.

[Anonymous No.19788472]

[Anonymous No.19788495]

>>19788472
>SALT BAY WHO

[Anonymous No.19788501]

>>19788471
I believe it's the Finnish version of Kitchen Nightmares

[Anonymous No.19788529]

>>19788472
>three flavors of icecream
>some whipped cream
>some snickers
>$65
They deserve to pay that.

[Anonymous No.19788533]

>>19788472
based salt nig got 700 dollars for that shit

[Anonymous No.19788540]

>>19788080
I did a thing is a weird pro north korea communist and general shitter

shame

[Anonymous No.19788546]

>>19788501
Skouirpdrn Derpn? Thanks!
.. I will find this.

[Anonymous No.19788549]

>>19788472
how much do you think the waiters get tipped at this place?

[Anonymous No.19788556]

>>19788472
>$5 tip

[Anonymous No.19788567]

>>19788540
yeah i watched him and that moustached man go into some really weird talking points on their alternative channel

[Anonymous No.19788719]

>>19788472
>Steak cutting board has a built in light source
At least they're aware they're serving up videos first and food second

[Anonymous No.19788733]

>>19787689
won’t that shit always have a thin layer of dust

[Anonymous No.19788750]

>>19788119
Incredibly based.

[Anonymous No.19788757]

>>19787394
Looked somewhat ok until she added goyslop cheese

[Anonymous No.19788781]

>Give me your best
Why would I when you've given me your worst? Dear me, that looks fucking horrifying

[Anonymous No.19788787]

I'm a food critic of considerable tenure at my position. I'll give my thoughts on these.
>>19787394
Gross af
>>19787517
Cute
>>19787597
Gay
>>19787602
Gross af
>>19787604
Poorly cooked and greasy af. Also gay.
>>19787689
Besides the fact they all just throw random shit on a plate, I'd want to try it once in my life
>>19788080
Below average pizza
>>19788119
Pretty cool
>>19788134
""Korean food""
>>19788442
>milk and meat in the same dish
Nope.
>>19788472
Cover any food in gold and/or calories and a black person will probably eat it, and over pay for it as well.

[Anonymous No.19788806]

>>19788787
Thanks for your valuable upvotes reddit

[Anonymous No.19788817]

>>19787720
>>19787699
I say an article in my feed earlier today about Bill Gates spending $313; at a Michelin star restaurant just to drink s Diet Coke alone and not try even a single bite of the meal he ordered. Didn't read the article itself so idky he did that.

[Anonymous No.19788822]

>>19787736
That sounds just as awful. At least her shit makes something that, is still somewhat melodious if not remotely appealing to me. Yours is pure cacophony. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

[Anonymous No.19788864]

>>19788322
In America, maybe. But the greater likelihood is that she's an American in America. She's using American Aldi brand tinned chicken, American Aldi brand tinned mixed veg, American Aldi brand evapomilk and American Aldi brand shredded cheese. Many of those products simply do not exist at UK Aldi and the ones that do have different packaging.

[Anonymous No.19788884]

>>19787689
This shit runs in contrary to everything Adam Smith told about the economy. high end should mean higher standard. not this pseudo intellectual garbage

[Anonymous No.19788892]

>>19788549
either exceedingly well or fuck all. no in between

[Anonymous No.19788894]

>>19787597
Rape Protocol: Engaged

[Anonymous No.19788896]

>>19788787
Based and agreeable pilled

[Anonymous No.19788938]

[Anonymous No.19789065]

ok

[Anonymous No.19789073]

lemonade recipe

[Anonymous No.19789079]

[Anonymous No.19789082]

[Anonymous No.19789086]

[Anonymous No.19789125]

>>19787736
i would add to use sodium citrate on the cheese. its a flavorless emulsifier that will turn any cheese into a thick creamy sauce. its the only way to get a pure cheese flavor without altering the taste with adulterants like cream or a bechemal or in your case the coconut milk. cheap, available online, and good for sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.19789162]

>>19789086
I fucking flinched nigger God damn wtf who does this shit

[Anonymous No.19789172]

>>19789079
HES
ALL
WASHED UPWW

[Anonymous No.19789173]

>>19789082
this actually looks pretty good

[Anonymous No.19789248]

>>19789086
I found I way to get rid of a good friend forever. Not sure why I would ever need it, but I'm keeping it as a parachute.

[Anonymous No.19789261]

>>19788781
If you can't handle me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best.

[Anonymous No.19789263]

>>19789065
That was an upgrade to be honest

[Anonymous No.19789377]

>>19788472
fall of rome kinda vibes

[Anonymous No.19789378]

>>19787689
you just know the merchants are behind this

[Anonymous No.19789474]

>>19788787
>milk and meat in the same dish
>Nope.
shalom

[Anonymous No.19789485]

>>19788322
She’s American from Appalachia, seen her on TikTok

[Anonymous No.19789540]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fTs2cUNKGkQ

[Anonymous No.19789554]

>>19787394
that was almost a chowder until she dumped the shredded cheese in at the end. it would have been acceptable as an easy cheater recipe for comfort food (sick kids, bad weather, hangover, etc) but when she turned it into a paste that was a big turnoff.

[Anonymous No.19789569]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTs2cUNKGkQ

[Anonymous No.19789581]

>>19787597
Disgusting, but I thought he gonna ejaculate inside the cup at the end of the video. Disappointed, but still disgusted.

[Anonymous No.19789586]

>>19787602
>failure at being gender
>failure at cooking too
Who could have thought.

[Anonymous No.19789635]

>>19788540
based

[Anonymous No.19789642]

>>19787604
What do these retards think POV means?

[Anonymous No.19789675]

>>19789569
Even if you count all of them, there are some that you can't see

[Anonymous No.19789678]

>>19789079
This looks all wrong like he forgot how he usually moves his own hands
Is he copying tiktok chef mannerisms to bring in views?

[Anonymous No.19789823]

>>19789079
Heres your professional chef ck

[Anonymous No.19789825]

>>19789086
>>19789162
I think the better question is HOW do you do this shit?
How do you fill and cook the dumpling without killing the crabs?

[Anonymous No.19789894]

>>19787736
Literally nothing wrong with using bouillon/similar products.

[Anonymous No.19789899]

>>19789642
>what do TikTok trannies think
Who fucking cares?

[Anonymous No.19789901]

>>19789073
What the fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.19789905]

>>19788442
What is that supposed to be? Is that a kitchen of a school

[Anonymous No.19789928]

>>19788938
Man this shit is the fucking worst because it’s accurate. I knew a guy who transitioned and awhile back I saw him posting to his timeline pictures of him pouring Monster and Code Red into Maruchan ramen. It’s sad.

[Anonymous No.19789935]

>>19789678
The answer is yes. Retards stacking cheese are blowing food television celebrities out of the fucking water in viewer count and retention

[Anonymous No.19789937]

>>19789901
Some kind of testicle.

[Anonymous No.19789964]

>>19789261
I don't want you in either state. Go away.

[Anonymous No.19789968]

>>19789082
Actually acceptable

[Anonymous No.19789975]

>>19789642
He's a big boy

[Anonymous No.19790024]

>>19789125
That's why she used the Velveeta, you brainless ape.

>easy melt, emulsified cheese from a package (because it contains sodium citrate)
>EWW YUCKY BARF BARF NOT REAL FOOD
>cheese from a package, mixed with sodium citrate so it emulsifies and melts
>SIMPLE. RUSTIC. DELICIOUS. THE PRIDE OF EUROPA HERSELF.

[Anonymous No.19790030]

>>19790024
You are not very smart.

[Anonymous No.19790031]

>>19789825
freeze the crabs and then pack them while they're "sleeping"

[Anonymous No.19790032]

>>19789825
forgot to mention, those dumplings don't look steamed and are obviously still raw.

[Anonymous No.19790033]

>>19789086
how would you even eat this? i assume they're soft shell crabs but regardless you're still eating it alive with everything in it. wtf

[Anonymous No.19790098]

>>19790030
Don't get mad at and project stupidity because you think *homemade* Velveeta *from scratch* is healthy and wholesome.

[Anonymous No.19790137]

>>19789825
you put crab eggs inside your dumplings and wait for them to hatch

[Anonymous No.19790141]

>>19787394
>combine a few cans and tins in a pot
>call this cooking
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.19790148]

>>19789082
saved

[Anonymous No.19790160]

>>19788546
>>19788501
>>19788442
The show is called
Kuppilat Kuntoon Jyrki Sukula

[Anonymous No.19790162]

>>19790098
Really not very smart at all.

[Anonymous No.19790165]

>>19787597
i don't get the point of this video
>>19788938
what's with trannies and their unhealthy diet? Monster drinks, really? why? for trying to pass as a woman you would expect them to take care more what they consume also
>nose
lol, i am seeing a lot of these trans tend to have this peculiar funny nose size

[Anonymous No.19790167]

>>19789642
They don't see the videos as a distinct thing from themselves, recording what they do is so natural it's just part of the process of doing things. They're not authoring a separate video that demonstrates what your point of view would be, the video _is_ their performance for you to witness.

[Anonymous No.19790265]

>>19789086
Bullshit like this made me think every webm has a jump scare

[Anonymous No.19790268]

>>19789901
garloid eggs

[Anonymous No.19790400]

>>19790165

[Anonymous No.19790438]

>>19789086
like the most effective jump scare ever because I was totally not expecting it. happy halloween fag

[Anonymous No.19790500]

>>19789082
I'm thinking based

[Anonymous No.19790547]

>>19790400
No nudity on /ck/ ! that's a woman with her breast out. Shame on you.

[Anonymous No.19790560]

>>19790024
Have you considered the fact that velveeta doesn't taste good and you can use only cheese that does taste good if you use sodium citrate?

[Anonymous No.19790612]

>>19787736
The Lunch of Theseus.

[Anonymous No.19790805]

>>19789901
Are you female?

[Anonymous No.19791176]

>>19789073
>>19789901
Lemon-AIDS

[Anonymous No.19791177]

>>19789901
Bull balls.
They are fucking good.

[Anonymous No.19791204]

Reminder there is no such thing as acting retarded.
Yes I'm talking about the posters.

[Anonymous No.19791208]

>>19788134
Watching obese people eat unhealthy food is one of the most viscerally disgusting things on the planet to me.

[Anonymous No.19791235]

>>19790805
Not yet.

[Anonymous No.19791451]

>>19790400
it's incredible how much they don't pass

[Anonymous No.19791497]

>>19789079
WHY ARE YOU COOKING YOUR STEAK IN A NONSTICK PAN, YOU DONUT!!

OH, CHRIST.

[Anonymous No.19791630]

>>19791208
that's funny, I feel the same way when reading your posts

[Anonymous No.19791646]

>>19789082
omfg based. (lol no, I'm just kidding. I'm mocking everybody who replied to this before me for acting like this nasty wonderbread slop is somehow appealing)

[Anonymous No.19791734]

>>19790162
see >>19790098

[Anonymous No.19791802]

>>19788549
>>19788892
Zero. Firstly, because the "customers" are black. But even if they weren't, the receipt has a mandatory gratuity of 18% which came to $105. They're bypassing the tip by stealing it directly.

[Anonymous No.19791905]

>>19789964
If you can't handle me in 2 states of matter then you don't deserve me in my 3rd.

[Anonymous No.19791923]

>>19787394
I mean if they cut most of the chose that seems like a pretty hearty poverty meal.

[Anonymous No.19792019]

>>19788938
i want to rape him i want to tear off that mask and the rest of his clothes and stare him in the face while i rape him

[Anonymous No.19792039]

>>19787689
>some college drop out walks out, drops a pound of powdered sugar on the table and it gets all over your nice clothes
>"That'll be $285, sir."
How preposterous.

[Anonymous No.19792191]

[Anonymous No.19792243]

>>19792191
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with these animals?

[Anonymous No.19792393]

>>19787597
No dick for din dins?

[Anonymous No.19792402]

>>19787478
this. why you don't eat fresh meat and vegetables? all us "cooking" makes me vomit.

[Anonymous No.19792410]

>>19788472
lmao, Tyrone the Steak Sorcerer always gets me

[Anonymous No.19792411]

>>19789079
would eat that badly

[Anonymous No.19792418]

>>19789079
Everything about this is embarrassing. I even used to have that same bowl set and they were cheap as shit.

[Anonymous No.19792421]

>>19787604
Gonna need a boy divorce

[Anonymous No.19792422]

So much is wrong with this that $9 water barely registers

[Anonymous No.19792430]

>>19792422
Marta M made $104.84

[Anonymous No.19792491]

>>19789086
This frees the crab

[Anonymous No.19792501]

>>19792402
Because you form your opinions through 4chan webm threads with only trash "cooking"

[Anonymous No.19792504]

>>19787394
Next time an American talks shit about British food I'll bring out this bad boy

[Anonymous No.19792508]

>>19792430
lmao no she didn't, it's "service charge" not a tip so I bet your ass restaurant takes it all or most of it

[Anonymous No.19792537]

>>19792422
fake
law requires that all bars and restaurants provide water for free

[Anonymous No.19792547]

>>19787394
Holy shit this webm is fucking GRIM!

I had no idea they sold canned, chopped up chicken and canned pre-cooked chopped mixed vegetables. Can't even imagine what she poured out from that cereal box looking thing. Who would ever buy such a thing? Grim, I say! GRIM!

[Anonymous No.19792552]

>>19787603
Could be worse, they could be mimicing you

[Anonymous No.19792556]

>>19788472
based dindu scalping the noveau riche socialites for 700 dollarinos for a steam

Also
>here's your bowl of ice cream you fat bitch, that will be 70 bucks

[Anonymous No.19792560]

>>19789082
this looks solid, I will never not lose my shit to americans using bagged bread as a cooking ingredient thoughever

[Anonymous No.19792601]

>>19792547
>canned, chopped up chicken
Bad news anon. It's Tuna.

[Anonymous No.19792606]

>>19787699
>that will be $285 plus tip
ftfy

[Anonymous No.19792608]

>>19792422
>$30 cut of meat + $5 of edible gold = easiest 10x
I need to target rich nigs

[Anonymous No.19792622]

>>19792537
Its name brand bottled water.

[Anonymous No.19792623]

>>19792422
>niggers didnt tip
Classic

[Anonymous No.19792694]

>>19792422
>powered by toast

[Anonymous No.19792697]

>>19787394
White people
>Yeah I know how to cook
>*pulls out canned chicken*

[Anonymous No.19792824]

>>19792601
You are not very smart.

[Anonymous No.19792829]

>>19792504
Why? That's an American in America using American ingredients to cook American food for a fat bunch of Americans.

[Anonymous No.19792840]

>>19792829
And I just realised you might take that to mean something different so I'll be clear: they won't be ashamed because as Americans in America, they'll see nothing wrong with it. It'll be like asking a kid at childcare who's colourblind to tell you what's wrong with colouring a rose blue: they have no frame of reference for how things should be.

[Anonymous No.19792850]

>>19791905
Okay, you got me. That was a good reply.

[Anonymous No.19792852]

>>19791734
Nope. Not remotely smart. : (

[Anonymous No.19792907]

>>19788421
that is why it does make sense as a poor person neal. are you seeing the pattern here

[Anonymous No.19792908]

>>19788787
you don't belong here

[Anonymous No.19792917]

>>19792824
>>19792852
shoo shoo spam nigga.

[Anonymous No.19792931]

>>19792191
Just use a ladle, come on.

[Anonymous No.19793055]

>>19787597
SEXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.19793080]

>>19792243
all it's missing is the retarded head bob and it would be spot on.

[Anonymous No.19793090]

>>19788787
Oi vey!

[Anonymous No.19793155]

>>19792840
blue roses exist

[Anonymous No.19793162]

>>19792501
mmmm not? im eating healthy food, not shit made Fastfood

[Anonymous No.19793177]

>>19793155
Thanks to genetic modification and artificially coloring white roses.

[Anonymous No.19793184]

>>19792917
No.

[Anonymous No.19793205]

>>19792623
Why should they? They already paid 100 bucks for service.

[Anonymous No.19793209]

[Anonymous No.19793215]

>>19787597
I'm sorry but she's hot as fuck and if you don't think that you are probably gay

[Anonymous No.19793217]

>>19793080
First time I talked to an Indian I was so fucking close to laughing. I always assumed the head bob was limited to racial caricatures

[Anonymous No.19793220]

[Anonymous No.19793224]

>>19788080
I wish he wasn't such a faggot

[Anonymous No.19793230]

[Anonymous No.19793232]

>>19790400
What the fuck are they doing with the potatoes?

[Anonymous No.19793246]

>>19793230
imagine the possibilities
>breast milk butter
>breast milk cheese
>breast milk ice cream

[Anonymous No.19793248]

>>19793246
>breast milk ice cream
is a thing already. Some shop in
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N used to sell it.

[Anonymous No.19793255]

>>19793220
I like this webm, its funny and endearing

[Anonymous No.19793257]

>>19793255
There's a Kiwi reality show, Down For Love, you might enjoy, lmao

[Anonymous No.19793369]

[Anonymous No.19793441]

>>19793369
I want Chef Tony to inject me with his flavours, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.19793450]

>>19793369
Did this actually work at all?

[Anonymous No.19793465]

>>19793369
dear god

[Anonymous No.19793485]

>>19793220
LMAO

[Anonymous No.19793498]

>>19793450
This probably works with a middling effectiveness, but the concept is legit. Hell commercial producers do this to a lot of things, if you ever read the packaging youll often see a % brine or added water, same concept. Also injecting meats to BBQ and such is very common.

[Anonymous No.19793502]

[Anonymous No.19793508]

>>19793502
>that stare in the background

[Anonymous No.19793535]

>>19793215
says the man who likes a MAN lmao fucking homo in denial

[Anonymous No.19793558]

>>19789642
They use POV to mean "here's what it looks like to observe [some thing]" not the thing's POV itself. And it started off being intentionally dumb and now its probably just being adopted as the actual definition. its just dumb shit from the next generation. you and i might not have actively participated in it when we were younger but our generation and previous generations have all done it—much to the chagrin of the former generation
>bad = good
>dope = good
>sick = good
etc. Most are just new words for "good" i cant think of any that arent mapped to "good" at the moment but also some things just get used improperly and that improper usage sticks so hard that it becomes the new definition. An example of this is "peruse" most people use it to mean skim through, or browse-a-bit-mindlessly when really it means to be thorough. I'm kind of in the middle about all this cause I really hate when people want to be laxed about definitions but intellectually i understand that definitions are just agreed meanings and nothing else. At least most existing definitions we have are a kind of basis for agreement but people really want things to be progressive and free and retarded.
>POV doesnt have to be literal!
>"Axe" is totally fine word to use instead of "ask" don't be such a gatekeeping white patriarchy dictionarianist!
When I say nigger i just mean jolly individual
>AHHH YOU CANT CHANGE WORDS THEY HAVE MEANINGS

[Anonymous No.19793564]

>>19793369
Costco does this without the flavoring to all their meat

Blade tenderized

[Anonymous No.19793571]

>>19793502
I hate social media so fucking much.

[Anonymous No.19793585]

>>19791646
omfg based. (lol no, actually. fuck these people who like this nasty wonderbread slop)

[Anonymous No.19793591]

>>19787689
>Fine dining is just making the same messes you did as a 5 year old
>But you use edible shit instead of glue
>And you do it with a straight face
Does this even appeal to rich people, or just morons with no taste

[Anonymous No.19793603]

>>19793230
see, this the kind of bitch that deserves glory and accolades. Not greta thunberg, or AOC, or zendaya or billie eilish, THIS BITCH. i want her to win a nobel prize for having this condition and putting it to good use for the good of healthy babies. we dont need to tax elon we just need the strong and healthy to fucking build the world better and give them a high status in life

[Anonymous No.19793661]

>>19793502
>>19793508
the meltdown this clip caused afterwards is even funnier
https://www.insider.com/ihop-pancake-woman-excited-reaction-backlash-embarrassing-racist-accusation-2023-9

[Anonymous No.19793664]

>>19792850

[Anonymous No.19793672]

>>19793502
>>19793508
wife material in the back, really

[Anonymous No.19793680]

>>19793661
>excited-reaction
You mean cringe forced reaction for attention.

[Anonymous No.19793690]

>>19793558

[Anonymous No.19793801]

>>19788787
I refuse to eat meat without dairy.

[Anonymous No.19793822]

>>19790547
>woman with her breast out
in more ways than one

[Anonymous No.19793844]

[Anonymous No.19793872]

>>19787394
who the fUCK buys canned chicken

[Anonymous No.19793894]

>>19792421

[Anonymous No.19793899]

>>19788442
>Mr. Lahey makes milksteak.webm

[Anonymous No.19793904]

>>19793844
That air can blow off my fatty if you sniff my drift

[Anonymous No.19793919]

>>19789569
Would

[Anonymous No.19793933]

>>19790400
>It was giving hot and bothered
>It was giving
Fucking hate this shit

[Anonymous No.19793954]

>>19788134
can't tell if this is humor or not

[Anonymous No.19793976]

>>19787517
>Shad

[Anonymous No.19793982]

>>19787394
JUST MAKE A BECHEMEL/VELOUTE YOU DEGENERATES.

[Anonymous No.19793984]

>>19793230
>P. Diddy wants to know your lactation location

[Anonymous No.19794004]

>>19793982
in english, doc

[Anonymous No.19794009]

>>19789569
the amount of salt on that pizza, hard to eat

[Anonymous No.19794059]

>>19793661
She's brazilian? Brazilians know the term "hangry"?

[Anonymous No.19794087]

>>19794004
Mix equal parts flour and butter and cook it as kind of a greasy dough until it is kinda brown (like you). Then add milk and chicken stock while stirring until it thickens Wahlah.

[Anonymous No.19794121]

>>19794059
Brazilians also knows how to lie about their background, get elected to US Congress then steal from their own donors. Or, at least, one in particular does.

>>19793954
Obviously is.

[Anonymous No.19794157]

>>19793661
>"You know what, fuck this happy ass lady im tired of acting like id be the bigger person here. STOP BEING WEIRD," one person wrote in a quote-post with over 126,000 likes.
I KNEEL.

[Anonymous No.19794191]

>>19793502
>>19793661
>I am used to that kind of look because I am a very voluptuous and small girl. I'm not average in the US.
picrel

[Anonymous No.19794210]

>>19787394
Do Americans have access to fresh vegetables?

[Anonymous No.19794225]

>>19789079
Onions on both sides of that sandwich are going to make the steak slide out. That would not hold together.

[Anonymous No.19794227]

>>19788472
>damn i'm cute
Said the water buffalo in a wig

[Anonymous No.19794231]

>>19788472
>$9 water

Every damn time

[Anonymous No.19794240]

>>19789065
lmao at the fucking face at the end wtf

[Anonymous No.19794241]

>>19792623
That's why the prices are so high. They're actually ahead of the curve on tip culture and the rest of the usa needs to catch up.

[Anonymous No.19794247]

>>19789079
what a hack

[Anonymous No.19794256]

>>19793220
If i could as half as happy as them.

[Anonymous No.19794272]

>>19793230
>at friends BBQ
>make coffee
>look in fridge for milk or cream
>see what appears to be milk or cream
>add to coffee
>friends wife wonders where her breast milk went when she goes to feed her baby

She was embarassed when she found out I drank it for some reason...

[Anonymous No.19794275]

>>19793558
Wasn’t the video in question technically the POV of the boywife cooking up until he sat down and ate it, instead of handing it to the presumed boyhusband?

[Anonymous No.19794297]

>>19794275
>boywife
No such thing. You must have xx chromosomes to be a wife, while boys have xy chromosomes.

[Anonymous No.19794310]

>>19794297
Okay faggot way to miss the entire point because muh trannies, you are more gay than they are

[Anonymous No.19794369]

>>19794297
>You must have xx chromosomes to be a wife, while boys have xy chromosomes.
What about people with trisomy? Y'know. Folks with xxy, xyy or whatever?

[Anonymous No.19794383]

>>19794297

[Anonymous No.19794395]

>>19794383
>Just ignore my outfit
>While I call attention to it since it's the source of all my views

[Anonymous No.19794411]

>>19794383
if i ignore your outfit, im forced to focus on your awful cooking skills

[Anonymous No.19794416]

>>19794369
they overshot

[Anonymous No.19794432]

>>19794369
>What about people with trisomy?
They have an actual medical reason instead of being fucked in the head degenerates.

[Anonymous No.19794471]

[Anonymous No.19794490]

>>19794369
They're called "defects".

[Anonymous No.19794521]

>>19794490
Sure, but that doesn't really get to the meat and potatoes (or strawberry cheesecake) of the situation. Can an xxy person be a wife?
And what about intersex people?

[Anonymous No.19794536]

>>19793661
Love it when a website let's you believe that you will be able to comment by subscribing when there is no comment sections

[Anonymous No.19794541]

>>19794059
1/14 Brazilian

[Anonymous No.19794553]

>>19794369
>trisomy
isnt trisomy only affecting the 21 pair? (gender being 23rd)

[Anonymous No.19794555]

>>19787604
The fuck is a boy wife?

[Anonymous No.19794558]

>>19794553
13th, 18th or 21st, just checked

[Anonymous No.19794562]

>>19794555
Modern stay-at-home dad for the gays

[Anonymous No.19794564]

>>19794369
Gettin' reeeaaal fucking sick of trannies claiming "extra chromosomes" is a new gender.

[Anonymous No.19794581]

>>19794555
Terminology used by the insane.

[Anonymous No.19794586]

>>19794521
Just find a hermephrodite and be done with it

[Anonymous No.19794594]

>>19794553
Shh.
Let me carry the charade just a tad further.

>>19794564
Well, what about XYYY? Or XXXY? And again, intersex people? Can an intersex person be a wife?

[Anonymous No.19794657]

>>19793220
>the one visibly getting annoyed with how retarded he is.

[Anonymous No.19794674]

>>19794555
latest buzzword from the mental illness enjoyers

[Anonymous No.19794939]

>>19794471
Please, I need this with sound. Holy fucking shit that's so good

[Anonymous No.19794975]

>>19790612

[Anonymous No.19795092]

>>19787394
>watch cooking video online
>bag of shredded cheese
every time, what is it with the cheese do they put cocaine in it?

[Anonymous No.19795094]

>>19793954
Fetish bait

[Anonymous No.19795165]

>>19789073
[That's not lemon.jpg]

[Anonymous No.19795186]

>>19790400
She was so bad at cooking that she tried to pass as a man?
Damn the future seems dark...

[Anonymous No.19795282]

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[Anonymous No.19795298]

>>19789086
without the person helping, how would the crabs get out?

[Anonymous No.19795405]

>>19792191
to be fair, the one with the spitting she is making probably pulque or something similar, where the spit is actually what gets the fermentation going. this is done pretty commonly in parts of south america and southern africa, and probably other places besides. i mean, yea, it's gross, but it does serve a purpose

[Anonymous No.19795496]

>>19787597
The thought of defiling someone's trannified son makes my bepis hard. That thing was the light of someone's light and now I'm going to fuck his bussy.

[Anonymous No.19795563]

>>19793209
how does he get out

[Anonymous No.19795583]

>>19793502
this bitch deserved it, the original clip has her blasting spastic ShitTok music literally interrupting everyone else's morning meal. Fuck this whore

[Anonymous No.19795614]

>>19794369
>tfw no extra y chromosome

[Anonymous No.19795659]

>>19787689
lmao my 3 year old can do that same thing for free

[Anonymous No.19795909]

>>19795614
No that is trisomy 21

[Anonymous No.19796062]

>>19795186
Damn I should make scallops again sometime

[Anonymous No.19796146]

>>19794471
But at least she has 4 master degress

[Anonymous No.19796198]

>>19794369
basically, the presence of a y chromosome makes you have dick n balls(there's hormonal insensitivites and shit but i don't want to talk about them on a cooking themed mongolian saltwater fishing forum)

xxy: klinefelter syndrome, a man with a pear shaped body, usually tall. low test and high estrogen levels, gynecomastia(manboobs) and small testes(balls). presents with infertility mostly, where they need to pay big bucks to have their sperm surgically harvested and do an IVF
xyy: the "supermale"- in name only. seen one in a thousand, most people arent even aware they have it. tall stature is common, also acnes are nuclear. they sometimes have learning disabilities but i doubt anyone would want to look at your chromosomes because you're "not academically gifted"(man we used to call these straightup "mentally retarded" and look how far we've gone). fertility is fine. they thought this was making people more agressive and shit but repeated publications say its bullshit.
xxx: girls(no y=no dick and balls). usually tall, mild learning disability but nothing special, the female version of xyy basically.
theres also xxyy and xyyy but theyre really rare, mostly presenting with other anomalies so to say each patient is their own case and not even worth discussing.

other trisomies, three copies of a chromosome include down(chromosome 21), patau(c13, heart defects, severe mental retardation, 90% doesn't survive first year even with cardiac surgery) and edwards(c18, half the babies don't even make it past a week). can't there be multiple copies of other chromosomes? sure they can, but they are "not compatible with life" - dying in the womb is usually the better alternative to a short and painful life desu- the surviving babies with trisomies are usually less than 5% while the rest doesn't really form a baby.

[Anonymous No.19796219]

>>19796198

I'm dumb and forgot to mention Turner, 45XO, O as in there's nothing there and the kid is missing a chromosome. Short girls(remember, no y: no balls) with a webbed neck and heart problems, usually detected when a girl doesnt have her periods and her ovaries are tiny - so she needs hormone replacement therapy for going through puberty. learning capacity is reduced.

one more thing for today's lesson: not every cell in a body has to be an exact genetic copy of the original. sometimes mutations happen while the body is still developing, say, there's only one cell from the union of the sperm and the egg, and it divides, and the two also divides but there's some nondisjunction(chromosomal fuckery) happens in one of them. you now have one fourth of genetically altered cells. depending on what these cells form, when this occurs(having it occur while there's 128 cells would be better, obviously), you might end up like a mosaic pattern. this means your symptoms are dampened and might not even show up.
that's all on my lecture on chromosomal anomalies, if i get drunk enough tomorrow i'll come back to talk about the hormonal stuff and how there's girls with 46xy chromosomes(with booba and pussy) but without ovaries and with balls in their groin, or the patients with parts from both genders.

[Anonymous No.19796231]

>>19796198
>>19796219
lol

[Anonymous No.19796243]

>>19796219
>>19796198
I just wanna grill for fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.19796315]

>>19788540
Lol how what where when?

[Anonymous No.19796508]

>>19792852
you should kill yourself and i mean it sincerely

[Anonymous No.19796529]

>>19793230
doesn't human breast milk taste vile? not that i would know, i just heard it through the grapevine

[Anonymous No.19796613]

>>19796529
Stop and think: why would something naturally designed to be appealing to babies “taste vile?”

[Anonymous No.19796618]

>>19796529
No it's creamy and sweet. I take a pull off my wife's tits while we're fucking sometimes. It's great, I love milky tits.

[Anonymous No.19796625]

>>19788938
Ugly fucking hair. Femboytards lost, the warm milk tranny mogs this unkempt hair faggot.

[Anonymous No.19796632]

[Anonymous No.19796633]

>>19796632
>europeans do this and then go on seekay to bitch and moan about american food

[Anonymous No.19796654]

Holy shit /ck/ is filled with man children and pretentious faggots.
The only nasty thing ITT are the fat people and trannies, the food is fine.

[Anonymous No.19796655]

>>19796632
this is making me never want to eat again

[Anonymous No.19796660]

>gacha faggot thinks he has an opinion

[Anonymous No.19796673]

yes.

[Anonymous No.19796717]

>>19795563
he takes the eggxit

[Anonymous No.19796722]

>>19796529
Absolutely not. It's quite sweet. The texture/mouthfeel will vary pump to pump (and I would guess also woman to woman) but it's very, very sweet.
Makes sense that donkey milk tastes similar since in my country, that's traditionally what's given to babies, though it's grown uncommon in the last 30 years. I grew up on that shit, tho.

[Anonymous No.19796793]

>>19793055
>>19793215
You will never be a real woman disgusting freak.

[Anonymous No.19796867]

>>19794272
Was she good looking? Drinking breast milk is weird regardless, but hopefully it wasn't some atrocious looking hambeast you were taking a swig from

[Anonymous No.19796914]

>>19790400
kino

[Anonymous No.19796926]

>>19794369
Intersex people are still either one sex or the other, the name is a misnomer. The extra chromosome just gives them reproductive problems and fucked up secondary sex characteristics.

[Anonymous No.19796941]

>>19792422
There's nothing unreasonable here. $48 for king crab and $24 for lobster mac are perfectly fine. $27 for a complex mixed drink with retarded presentation, not unusual. A huge markup for gold leaf but that's also the norm and their ticket could have been less than half the price if they'd ordered a normal steak.

The only thing that should bother you in that pic is the mandatory 18% gratuity for a party of two.

[Anonymous No.19797019]

>>19796633
she looks american

[Anonymous No.19797075]

>>19796867
Yea, she was a good looking chick. Kind. Fit. Good wife / mother material.

[Anonymous No.19797081]

>>19793215
If you want to keep the magic then don't go look at the tiktok. This is the only one where he doesn't look like an alien with down syndrome

[Anonymous No.19797085]

>>19796941
>mandatory 18% gratuity for a party of two.
In Atlanta it makes perfect sense for high end restaraunts to charge a grutuity because ...Atlanta.

[Anonymous No.19797239]

>>19789079
Can he finally fuck off.

[Anonymous No.19797275]

>>19793217
what head bob?

[Anonymous No.19797341]

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[Anonymous No.19797357]

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[Anonymous No.19797401]

>>19796717
kek!

[Anonymous No.19797562]

>>19797353

[Anonymous No.19797706]

>>19797348
Refute one point.

[Anonymous No.19797956]

>>19793220
Bless em

[Anonymous No.19798222]

>>19797341
tf is this from?

[Anonymous No.19798248]

>>19791646
omfg based. (lol no, I'm just kidding. I'm mocking everybody who replied to this before me for acting like this nasty wonderbread slop is somehow appealing)

[Anonymous No.19798252]

>>19792491
kek

[Anonymous No.19798281]

>>19797275
It's a cultural thing where they bob their head left and right. It's suppose to be their way of nodding.

[Anonymous No.19798426]

>>19797341
wat

[Anonymous No.19798428]

>>19796632
which john waters film was this from?

[Anonymous No.19798723]

[Anonymous No.19798791]

>>19798426
It looks like one of those creepy "parasite" porn videos I've been seeing on xvideo