/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19798971]

webm thread

[Anonymous No.19798986]

>>19798971
>A half-ass seared and boiled steak
I expect normies to "oooo and ahhhh" at that because it's Gordon....

[Anonymous No.19798990]

>le pan drippings aren't just oil okay
okay

[Anonymous No.19798994]

>>19798971
What the fuck is he doing? Onions release water. He's just boiling it now.

[Anonymous No.19798997]

even if this is really good it would be hard to eat. messy and steak cut into big chunks

[Anonymous No.19799000]

>>19798971
Ramsey is a tool. He's a media-savvy jagoff who knows what will get views and clicks. Can't stand his, well, anything.

That said, that sandwich looks pretty fucking good.

[Anonymous No.19799002]

>>19798997
Chewy too. Even if you cut against the grain, you'll still wind up with chucks, if not all, of the steak in your mouth after a bite. I'd thinly slice like a Philly cheesesteak or dice it up to make it more enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.19799004]

[Anonymous No.19799007]

>>19799000
What a waste of trips

[Anonymous No.19799013]

[Anonymous No.19799016]

>>19799000
He's a world class cook. But his media persona is fucking annoying.

[Anonymous No.19799018]

>>19799007
Oh fuck off. You'd eat the fuck out of that sammie if it was set in front of you.

[Anonymous No.19799019]

>>19799016
>He's a world class cook.
Eh, not him, but I'd argue that Gordon used to be a world class cook. Now he's just a world class celebrity who can cook. He sold out decades ago for fame and fortune.

[Anonymous No.19799021]

>>19799018
>Oh fuck off. You'd eat the fuck out of that sammie if it was set in front of you.
No, I wouldn't touch your sandwich even if you strapped me down to a chair, Gordon

[Anonymous No.19799022]

>>19799016
I'd glass the cunt

[Anonymous No.19799027]

>>19799002
yeah. shouldve just done bread on the side

[Anonymous No.19799028]

>>19798971
Terrible. Take a lap.

[Anonymous No.19799038]

>>19799027
Imagine a nice steak salad with a mayo-based dressing and a toasty on the side. Hnnnnnnnng

[Anonymous No.19799047]

>>19798994
Its not a lot of water.

[Anonymous No.19799055]

>>19799047
>Its not a lot of water.
It's enough to reduce the temperature of the pan. Factor in the actual steak on top of it all and you stopped any searing whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.19799079]

>>19799019
Eh, fair enough.

>>19799022
Pic rel.

[Anonymous No.19799100]

>>19799079
i'll glass you too, cunt.

[Anonymous No.19799104]

>>19799100
oy m8 you down for a pint?

[Anonymous No.19799129]

>>19799104
sure bro come to melbourne, we'll paint the town

[Anonymous No.19799166]

>>19799013
>makes a basic egg salad sandwich in a retarded way
what's the point?

[Anonymous No.19799194]

>>19799018
I'm sure it would taste good but structurally it looks like a disaster. I probably would eat it once if it was already made for me but I don't think I would ever accept a second. Plenty of delicious food that isn't a pain to eat.

[Anonymous No.19799200]

>>19799129
I'll come to Melbourne and fuckin glass ya ya fuckin cunt

[Anonymous No.19799210]

>>19799013
did he run out of black gloves? Why did he scrape the toast with his knife?

[Anonymous No.19799217]

>>19798971
It's amazing that every single step he made was wrong. What school did he go to again?

[Anonymous No.19799254]

>>19799004
Imagine sucking off twelve inmates in a row to get all those items just to make a subpar sandwich that tastes like shit.
Wouldn't be me.

[Anonymous No.19799256]

>>19799254
Why would he still need to eat after sucking off 12 inmates?

[Anonymous No.19799355]

>>19798971
would

[Anonymous No.19799361]

>>19799256
Kek

[Anonymous No.19799402]

>>19799013
Show the swallow you fake as nigga

[Anonymous No.19799411]

>>19798971
Yeah just use half a gallon of oils super good

[Anonymous No.19799415]

>>19799355
you couldn't

[Anonymous No.19799420]

>>19799415
I have to try

[Anonymous No.19799423]

>>19798971
That bread doesn't look good pan fried. He also grills both sides of a hamburger bun like a retard.

[Anonymous No.19799997]

[Anonymous No.19800052]

>>19798971
>ruining food with poison like mayo
why do people hate food?

[Anonymous No.19800059]

>>19799013

[Anonymous No.19800071]

[Anonymous No.19800092]

>>19799055
>stopped any searing whatsoever
And yet all of the ingredients were browned.

[Anonymous No.19800118]

>>19799019
Don't pretend you wouldn't do it for hundreds of millions of dollars

[Anonymous No.19800120]

>>19798986
No, they're going "ooo and ahh" because it's on a social media platform in the 15-second video format that zoomies fucking coom themselves over. A humongous black woman could be in front of the camera and they would not give a shit as long as she sounds funny or makes pretty food

[Anonymous No.19800121]

>>19799013
>>19798971
tiktok is such cancer, I absolutely fucking despise what it's done to visual media and especially cooking vids. Constant fucking cutaways, fast edits, motion blur, shit flying around, getting punched, thrown down, zoomed in on, zoomed out on, etc. nothing is allowed to sit still or simply exist in-frame for even a second, it has to be whooshing around at the speed of fucking light all the time. It's like this meme except the tiktoker frame has 10 different kinds of motion blur and is zooming in and out and strobing like someone's having a fucking seizure.

[Anonymous No.19800133]

>>19798971
I dare anyone shitting on this to post a better homemade sandwich

>you won't

[Anonymous No.19800142]

>>19800133

[Anonymous No.19800176]

[Anonymous No.19800178]

>>19800142
>When you break into a house to steal something to pawn but the owner hits you in the head, ties you to a chair, sexually abuses you for hours after nearly killing you on Viagra overdose and is preparing you a sandwich she's about to shove down your throat so you can gain some strength back before starting another 12 hours of rape.

[Anonymous No.19800188]

>>19800176
>wasps everywhere
gotta be India

[Anonymous No.19800220]

[Anonymous No.19800240]

>>19800220
I would, I don't think it's worse than eating liver.

[Anonymous No.19800262]

>>19798971
this actually looks disgusting. the wasabi and balsamic with absolutely overpowered everything. not to mention the spiceniess from the mescaline

[Anonymous No.19800344]

>>19800142
Based cooking

[Anonymous No.19800348]

>>19800071
the burning cotton candy one looked kinda cool tbqh

[Anonymous No.19800349]

>>19798971
that actually looks good and not cringe, why was this post on 4channel?

[Anonymous No.19800357]

>>19800176
the protein of the flies flavours the milkshake

[Anonymous No.19800364]

[Hoodie Goodie No.19800405]

>>19800364
its like the bars from Snowpiercer

[Anonymous No.19800424]

>>19799013
>boiling the eggs with the stickers still on

[Anonymous No.19800440]

>>19800071
Those all look pretty great, like they'd taste good and could be eaten easily, but with creative presentation. Not obnoxious like gold leaf or compromising the experience of actually eating.

[Anonymous No.19800463]

>>19800349
it looks impossible to bit once without it falling apart and the bottom bread turning into mush from being soaked plus no matter how tender a steak is its never going to be tender enough to match the sandwich so its going to pull the sandwich apart

[Anonymous No.19800468]

[Anonymous No.19800582]

>>19800176
>put ice cream, cookies and milk in the blender jar
>use knife to blend them
>then uses the blender
what for? you're chipping the blades of the blender and the knife. thanks for the extra iron, i guess

[None !j8OtIup/EI No.19800592]

>>19800582
blender isn't strong enough to blend it
t. used to own a weak blender

[Anonymous No.19800597]

>>19800364
what bothers me is those fat hands telling us to eat bugs but im sure they'd be the first to avoid any consumption of such

[Anonymous No.19800714]

>>19799004
They should show this in schools to deter youngsters from crime. Dear lord.

[Anonymous No.19800724]

>>19799166
>tik tok logo in the corner of the screen
Could it just be retard bait? Who knows...

[Anonymous No.19800759]

>>19800468
what is that, cow tongue? It's pretty great when done right and with some pickle sauce

[Anonymous No.19800815]

>>19800176
the heat of the wasps cooks the icecream

[Anonymous No.19800823]

>>19800176
This would probably taste pretty good if it wasn't so unsanitary.

[Anonymous No.19800832]

>>19800468
Tongue is pretty fucking good but I wouldn't just bite into it like that.

[Anonymous No.19800840]

>>19798971
can we stop with the steak sandwhiches already. theyre a fucking meme food for manchildren. steak inside a sandwhich will literally fall apart after one bite, you cant single bite through a crusty ciabbatta AND a fucking medium rare steak. i will say the flavor profile on the steak seems delicious though but to put it in between bread is retarded.ramsay may be a professional world class chef but hes still a brit who probably eats like shit in his personal life. pic related

[Anonymous No.19800866]

>>19800071
A properly prepared Peking Duck for $90 is about right. It's ridiculously labor intensive.

[Anonymous No.19800954]

>>19799997
This has got to be the smartest cat alive. Just amazing

[Anonymous No.19800964]

>>19800178
giwtwm

[Anonymous No.19800970]

>>19800405
Always makes me think of that too

[Anonymous No.19800980]

>>19800142
Pretty standard American fare, actually.
They serve this all the time in school cafeterias, maybe just not quite as much bread or veggies tho

[Anonymous No.19800981]

Why does he even bother ordering a bun if he hates bread so much? Just order it open faced

[Anonymous No.19800988]

>>19800142
ngl I want me a negress slam pig like that.

[Anonymous No.19800993]

>>19800220
She always splashes water like that in all of her videos

[Anonymous No.19800995]

[Anonymous No.19801000]

>>19800364
I use my laboratory centrifuge for cooking all the time.

[Anonymous No.19801003]

>>19800995
>Serious face
>Meaningless trivia

[Anonymous No.19801010]

[Anonymous No.19801018]

[Anonymous No.19801025]

>>19800220
in china salt comes in bags

[Anonymous No.19801027]

>>19801003
>>Meaningless trivia
Everything he said was relevant to the topic he was presenting.
Do you by chance suffer from ADHD?

[Anonymous No.19801039]

[Anonymous No.19801044]

[Anonymous No.19801055]

[Anonymous No.19801118]

>>19800176
for all those wondering it's in Paris

[Anonymous No.19801127]

>>19799004
>hey bunkie, wanna put some jelly on my asshole later?

>bussin!

[Anonymous No.19801153]

>>19801118
I wasn't, but I am wondering how you're going to explain the Indian letters at 0:36

[Anonymous No.19801171]

>>19801039
>>19801044
>>19801055
Dreadful things.

[Anonymous No.19801185]

>>19801010
Looks like they only got 1 pizza and breadsticks. If that order was $25 or less then $5 would be at least a 20% tip. Mouthy wagie was in the wrong here.

[Anonymous No.19801199]

>>19801044
Drinking from the Dead Sea would be less salty

[Anonymous No.19801205]

>>19800092
yes, because he literally put browning sauce in it lmao, dumb cunt

[Anonymous No.19801224]

>>19801185
Wagie is probably a commie. Yes I know that makes no sense but these "people" aren't mentally sound, logic doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.19801231]

[Anonymous No.19801237]

>>19801027
nta but it's the fact that he went into this place, set up a camera and stared his little presentation like he's doing some hard hitting journalism. Really? Sugary fast food drinks are unhealthy? gee thanks for the scoop Cronkite.

[Anonymous No.19801241]

>>19801018
That looks pretty freaking delicious tbqh.
Maybe less mayo because those are already oily fish, but want to try some time

[Anonymous No.19801260]

>>19801010
Imagine tipping yikes fuck wagies and fuck people who tip

[Anonymous No.19801263]

>>19801231
at least he's using a spoo- oh..

[Anonymous No.19801286]

>>19800840
There are benefits to steak sandviches, but they are few and far between. Seasoned flank steak on a loaf of garlic bread with melted cheese? Then cut into 1-2 inch thick slices? It's delicious.
But generally I'll take my steak and garlic bread and caramelized onions or peroggis separate on a plate. Like today. I'm in food coma right now it was so good.

[Anonymous No.19801323]

>>19801237
Okay. How does that make what he's saying irrelevant, though?

[Anonymous No.19801348]

>>19800832
true, tongue tacos are underrated but I'm not strong enough to bite the tongue like an apple

[Anonymous No.19801351]

>>19801260
>people who hate wagies say fuck tipping
>people who like wagies say fuck tipping
Who's perpetuating this practice

[Anonymous No.19801386]

>>19800995
when will retards learn it's 'pumpkin spice' not 'spiced pumpkin'.

[Anonymous No.19801469]

>>19800995
Do you think the guys behind the counter are listening to him?

[Anonymous No.19801488]

>>19801351
From my experience, there are two groups who support tipping: corporate and top tipped workers.
>corporate
For corporate, it's a simple math. You can directly pass cost of wages on clients, while you give the nominal pay of less than the minimum wage. Of course, there is the inherent risk of workers actually not making their share of tips and you having to pay them minimum wage, but overall, you are still saving. Plus, it lets you use the potential of earning the high tips as a way to advertise well paying job without actually paying well. And when tips are bullshit that doesn't even go to workers like on self checkouts? That's a pure profit right there!
>top tipped workers
There is an open secret about the industry - top tipped workers live on wage much better than minimal or even in some cases the proposed 15-20$ per hour people are trying to pass as the long overdue federal floor of wages. I mean, in long term such tipping arrangement can be seen as a form of working on commission, since the tips are typically scaled with the order's price. Of course, such an arrangement has several flaws, mostly due to screwing the wages of the restaurant workers who can't depend on patrons' generosity and being rather short sighted option that directly damages your own job security long term.

[Anonymous No.19801497]

>>19801025
homie, salt is a rock.

doesn't matter how you package it. not like it could ever go bad

[Anonymous No.19801498]

>>19800240
Wouldn't it be more like bone marrow?

[Anonymous No.19801500]

[Anonymous No.19801513]

>>19801488
With the top tippers, it also highlights the flaws of the system. Working at a more expensive restaurant means bigger tips for what is fundamentally the same (often easier because of more agreeable clientele) work, and also tips tend to scale with quality of food and not with the quality of the server.

[Anonymous No.19801539]

>>19800178
Damn sign me up

[Anonymous No.19801552]

[Anonymous No.19801556]

[Anonymous No.19801568]

[Anonymous No.19801575]

>>19799013
Tbf, jap mayo is the superior mayo for egg salad

[Anonymous No.19801585]

>>19799004
am I the only one that thinks this looks great?

[Anonymous No.19801598]

>>19801500
Couldn't quite tell from the video, but it looks like shallots and garlic went into the pot along with the meat; isn't that bad for dogs?

[Anonymous No.19801603]

>>19801039
Why are blacks so fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.19801614]

>>19799000
What the fuck are you bitching about when you even think that sandwich looks good? Digits wasting faggot.

[Anonymous No.19801616]

>>19801323
He said meaningless not irrelevant. What's the point of this video beyond his own ego? He acts like he's doing a public service talking to himself in a donut shop

[Anonymous No.19801640]

>>19801010
Why are American wagecucks such shameless beggars? Nigger, you're getting paid a salary. Stop begging for tips from me. If you have a problem with your pay, then take it up with your employer. I am not obligated to give you any more money than what I'm paying for the product. Do your job and fuck off. I'm not going to pay you extra money just for doing your job.

[Anonymous No.19801642]

>>19801616
To make people aware of what they're putting in their bodies.
It's a worthwhile cause, since this stuff just doesn't register to a disturbing number of people.

You really could have worked that one out for yourself, I feel.

[Anonymous No.19801650]

>>19801386
Who gives a fuck? It's still goysludge.

[Anonymous No.19801654]

>>19801650
It's still irritating to hear people go "uiuhhhhh but there no pumpkin?" When pumpkin spice specifically refers to the spice palette commonly used to season pumpkin pie and not pumpkins.

[Anonymous No.19801663]

>>19801598
Even raw garlic is basically more good than harm
Some cooked onions you could probably get away with provided they're not eating them regularly

[Anonymous No.19801667]

>>19799000
>media figure knows how to appeal to the media
I'm shocked and devestated

[Anonymous No.19801668]

>>19801513
Yes! A mediocre waiter in a good restaurant can easily out earn a great waiter stuck in the local chain dinner. Still, the tipping obsession leads to creation of a very weird models of employment, like Doordash where the delivery man doesn't work for a wage, instead relying purely on the tips to support themselves. I mean, it pretty much defies the point of the delivery service, which is dependent on the idea that cheaper the delivery, higher the earnings for the restaurant.

[Anonymous No.19801673]

>>19801654
I've had things simply labeled "Pumpkin" only to find that they meant "Cinnamon & Nutmeg with Orange Coloring". Similarly, I've had " Pumpkin Spice" goods that contained a significant amount of pumpkin.
It's not as clear cut as it should be.

[Anonymous No.19801675]

>>19800071
That’s actually a good price for the tomahawk steak!

[Anonymous No.19801682]

>>19801640
Because his salary depends on the tips. Dude essentially works on the commission, but the commission he received is called "tip" and purely dependent on the good will/deep pockets/small brains of customers. If you asked me, it's a very weird and long term unsustainable mode of monetisation. I mean, I like it when workers do get rewarded when company operations go well, but in this case the "reward" literally depends on simping the generous clients. This financial relationship isn't healthy.

[sage No.19801687]

>>19799013
for once it looks edible

[Anonymous No.19801791]

>>19801055
At first I thought “Oh that’s cool. They’re making personal pizzas for the kids.” Fucking niggers always disappoint!

[Anonymous No.19801936]

>>19801585
yeah

[Anonymous No.19801957]

>>19799004
Why are Americans so obsessed with cheetos and instant ramen? I feel like half the Amerislop webms involve them dumping cheetos on something

[Anonymous No.19801967]

>>19800071
>fry a bit of cheese with herbs
That’ll be $30 please.

[Anonymous No.19801972]

>>19800188
Don’t you mean gotta wasp India?

[Anonymous No.19801994]

[Anonymous No.19801995]

>>19801640
Americans live and die by the dollar. Money is everything over there: class, success, respect, health, happiness, all are controlled by how much green you have in the US.

[Anonymous No.19802020]

>>19800142
way too much ranch but otherwise this is alright

[Anonymous No.19802036]

>>19800995

All I learned that I can eat a baker's dozen of donuts and it's the healthy choice

[Anonymous No.19802058]

[Anonymous No.19802092]

>>19802020
speaking of ranch

[Anonymous No.19802093]

[Anonymous No.19802103]

>>19801575
I don't get it, i looked at the ingredients and they are literally the same, just a soybean oil based mayo like all the others.

[Anonymous No.19802133]

>>19800176
THANK YOU SIRS

[Anonymous No.19802143]

>>19802103
you could have just read the product description instead of the ingredients
>With its rich and creamy texture made from egg yolks and a unique blend of vinegars, this “umami” style mayonnaise has a refreshing aroma and a tangy depth of taste.

>Made Only With Egg Yolks For A Richer, Savory Flavor

[Anonymous No.19802156]

>>19800220
you just know when that filter malfunctions that it's gonna reveal an ogre

[Anonymous No.19802161]

>>19802092
Jesus fucking Christ. That's both awful and also I hate this faggot ass pantomime shit they do at the camera

[Anonymous No.19802318]

>>19800995
>buy something for which the ingredients are publicly availavle information
>get angry about the ingredients and list them on camera for your stupid tiktok video as though people are being tricked into buying it

[Anonymous No.19802371]

>>19801055
For me, the worst part about this is putting the last pizza face up, at least it would be just another shitty burger otherwise.

[Anonymous No.19802393]

>>19799004
Swear I've seen /ck/ infographic recipes just like this

[Anonymous No.19802445]

>>19802058
>Obliterates the foam
whats the point

[Anonymous No.19802542]

>>19802445
This, the foam from her diarrhea shits should stay intact

[Anonymous No.19802594]

>>19800995

[Anonymous No.19802623]

>>19801682
Because this business model of paying its workers based on arbitrary amount of "goodwill" is not sustainable. Every other business & industry has their shit sorted knows you need to sell goods at the cost to produce including the labour. But for some reason the service industry has deliberately avoided this model even after it buckles and falls apart with the added stress of inflation. Though this is mostly an American issue as most other nations don't do this social mandatory food tax dance that America loves to do

[Anonymous No.19802655]

>>19800142
I fucking hate Tik Tok's food wasting culture.

>Tee hee isn't it wild that I eat a full bottle of ranch? I definitely won't toss this in the trash as soon as the video ends.

[Anonymous No.19802664]

>>19802655

[Anonymous No.19802667]

>>19800220
Swear to God every rural Chinese video I see is them boiling bones in water with garlic + ginger + spring onion and then dumping chilli on at the end.
Is that all they eat? Where does the meat go?

[Anonymous No.19802671]

>>19802623
Yeah, it's a bullshit business model. The moment people stop tipping for any reason, their industry will buckle. As an European, I'm pissed at Uber trying to bring a similar model. I want my normal, restaurant owned delivery, not some app with large overhead trying to control all deliveries in the city.

[Anonymous No.19802677]

>>19802318
Imagine if you went to a bar and asked for a pint glass of vodka. They wouldn't serve it to you, but will sell you a dozen doughnuts worth of sugar in one drink. Selling irresponsible shit because "muh freedom" is why heart disease is the number one cause of death in the US. These companies and the people who enable them are why I don't take "nanny state" arguments seriously.

[Anonymous No.19802678]

>>19802677
*but Dunkin Donuts

[Anonymous No.19802690]

>>19800840
You can tell the Romans were triggered that Brits didn't like Garum.

[Anonymous No.19802706]

>>19801552
Amazing in +4,000 years no one in India has challenged the spiritual value of eating cow shit.

[Anonymous No.19802710]

>>19801598
Ehhh, yes and no, some dogs are deathly allergic to onions, but majority of dogs handle onions and garlic just fine, to much and they get the runs though

[Anonymous No.19802717]

>>19802058
Excuse me miss, you do sanitize your ass cheeks before serving right?

[Anonymous No.19802718]

Ranch is so shit

[Anonymous No.19802748]

>>19802671
Delivery apps are a little different, they were purposely under cutting themselves to get market share but once investment funding dried up they had to get money by vastly increasing the cost of their services even then the profit margins are small and require huge amounts of customers.

[Anonymous No.19802761]

>>19801039
inedible

[Anonymous No.19802770]

>>19802093
You think his wife ever regrets surviving breast cancer?

[Anonymous No.19802776]

>>19801153
in Germany, Berlin there's a district that's called Little Istanbul
you see tons of turks there and there's shops that have turkish words on their walls, menu etc.
also tons of arab shops with their squiggly letters
you can literally not speak a single word of german and live there as a turk, have a job, family etc.

so it actually could be a dirty district in Paris

[Anonymous No.19802788]

>>19801039
Actually, if this is the amount she's gonna use, she's better off with the garlic. Not for the taste but for not dying

[Anonymous No.19802789]

>>19798971
Test

[Anonymous No.19802797]

>>19800142
when black chicks straighten their hair my little balls start quaking

[Anonymous No.19802801]

>>19801351
Imagine you own a restaurant, you decide to be a no-tipping restaurant. Since your waiters won't get tips, you'll have to pay them more and because of it you'll have to raise your prices.

Then your typical joe-schmo going down your street will look at your restaurant and then the other tipping restaurants and decide to go to the "cheaper" tipping one, thinking he's saving money.

[Anonymous No.19802815]

>>19798986
>bitching about cooking a steak in a pan because it's Gordon
I expect pretentious /cocksuckers/ to wish they could give you all their redditgold

[Anonymous No.19802819]

>>19800220
it almost looks like something edible
except i can't imagine this tasting as anything other than warm fingernails

[Anonymous No.19802829]

Life is pain.

[Anonymous No.19802839]

>>19801044
They must really hate the taste of crab.

[Anonymous No.19802843]

>>19800995
>half a day's calories in one "coffee"

[Anonymous No.19802846]

>>19802829
Every day, I thank god that I wasn't born to poverty
Fags here posting like "Why won't they use a spoon??" not realizing that not one person, not the owner nor the cook nor the guests, can or wants to front the price of a ladel.

Parts of my extended family still live like that because they just don't have money.

[Anonymous No.19802856]

>>19800995
i like these videos, they're informative. i also have a suspicion that people who take issue with them are fatty incel faggots whose diet consists of corn syrup and the like

[Anonymous No.19802875]

>>19799997
Why did the cat cry?? Are cats allergic to sausages?

[Anonymous No.19802880]

>>19801994
I ate ants when I was a kid. Very unique flavour, presumably because of the acid.
Didn't actually hurt, if you were wondering, but your local ants might be different from mine so be careful if you want to try.

[Anonymous No.19802886]

>>19802092
>>19802093
Watching retards like this makes you appreciate that real actors actually have talent and training.

[Anonymous No.19802894]

>>19802776
So you have no fucking idea, got it.

[Anonymous No.19802898]

>>19802856
>i like these videos, they're informative. i also have a suspicion that people who take issue with them are fatty incel faggots whose diet consists of corn syrup and the like
Maybe people take umbrage with these videos because the viewer doesn't like being treated as a moron. Holy shit guis these sugar sweet water syrup drank has like 350grams of sugar all of this information on the side of the package that you can read at any time thankfully I the independent journalist was able to decipher this cryptic hieroglyphs. They make out that these companies just add a bag of sugar out of nowhere for no reason sidestepping the issue of the real serious problem of our processed food has loads of sugars and salt and other junk, which all added together makes lots of unhealthy food options.
But hey let's binge on these shitty information videos so we form some half ass midwited opinion that the gooberment needs to step in and just take all of those :nasty sugars away" never mind the government had its hand in propping up the sugar industry and food bodies shitting all over grains because its easier to convince people its just le bad ebil corporations fault

[Anonymous No.19802901]

>>19802880
Based /ck/ resident anteater

[Anonymous No.19802912]

>>19801153
Take a walk in any european, canadian or australian city (cant speak for the americans) city and you are more likely to see some third world bullshit than English or whatever the native language is.

[Anonymous No.19802915]

>>19802912
shhhh you're just digging that hole deeper and deeper. Better luck next time!

[Anonymous No.19802918]

>>19802103
You looked at the Amerislop version. The mayo made in japan is just egg, oil and vinegar.

[Anonymous No.19802927]

>>19802839
he was kinda fat b4 moving to cali

[Anonymous No.19802929]

>>19799013
I thought japs made good food.
my whole life was a lie ;(

[Anonymous No.19802935]

>>19800142
>look at all the vegetables, I'm being healthy!

[Anonymous No.19802936]

>>19802918
>Edible vegetable oil (domestic production), egg yolk, brewed vinegar, salt, spices/seasonings (amino acids), spice extract, (contains eggs, soybeans, and apples in part)
Ingredient list for Kewpie from the Japanese site

[Anonymous No.19802937]

>>19802058
She was a european backpacker who took a job in an extremely rural Australian pub. She'd work dressed like that all the time, fuck and suck just about anyone even if they were paying or not. I heard that when these videos started to circulate it caused her to have a mental breakdown, somehow she thought they'd never be seen and all her antics would be kept secret.

[Anonymous No.19802941]

>>19802898
You're inferring the purpose of the report beyond its scope. For instance, where does he mention the need for regulation? On the face of it, to me, the guy is just casually reminding people to eat healthy which is what you and other fat incel faggots hate to be reminded of.

[Anonymous No.19802944]

>>19802915
What?

[Anonymous No.19802945]

>>19801044
>>19801039
>white pipo don season dey food!!!

[Anonymous No.19802949]

>>19802936
You're still reading the American version, why would the Japanese ingredients list be in English?

[Anonymous No.19802951]

>>19801575
Shut the fuck up you retarded weeb

[Anonymous No.19802953]

>>19802949
It's from the Japanese site. It wasn't in English, I had to use Google translate.

[Anonymous No.19803032]

>>19800468
>Rantanplan died for this.

[Anonymous No.19803042]

>>19802912
you have never been outside

[Anonymous No.19803046]

>>19802717
I hope not

[Anonymous No.19803061]

>>19802880
>women in the workplace.webm

[Anonymous No.19803080]

>>19801642
Nah, if someone isn't bothering to read nutritional info posted in the restaurant, some YT guy telling them about it isn't going to change shit. These videos are made so that people that already think this can watch and nod in self-satisfaction.

[Anonymous No.19803138]

>>19798971
Oaxacans told Gordom to love what he does, else his food wil not taste good

[Anonymous No.19803152]

>>19800995
Only fat fucks get angry at this

[Anonymous No.19803159]

>>19802886
>tfw you will never impress a 22 year old server with your tartare knife skills

[Anonymous No.19803162]

>>19802717
are you a poofta mate?

[Anonymous No.19803203]

>>19798971
> /ck/ definitely knows better than gordon ramsay, the thread

[Anonymous No.19803208]

>>19803203
It's not that we know better but rather that we care more.
Ramsay has clearly completely given up on actually being a chef and is not just a dancing monkey in front of a camera.
He knew the cheese in this grilled cheese wasn't melted. He just didn't give a shit because millions of retards will suck his dick now matter how sloppy he gets.

[Anonymous No.19803213]

>>19803208
she's fantastic. i want more of her, and i want her to stop wearing a bra and maybe for her to put on protective gloves while chopping and cutting.

[Anonymous No.19803242]

>>19799013
egg salad sammies are good but i wouldnt go through all this effort for one

[Anonymous No.19803255]

>>19802671
Here's the thing though, places in the US, Like Seattle for instance, have significantly raised the minimum wage and put restrictions on tipping. Everyone insisted it would kill restaurants overnight, and then it just didn't, the restaurants are all doing great. "These businesses can only exist with tipping" is purely speculatory and had consistently proven to be wrong.

[Anonymous No.19803259]

>>19802886
god damn, it'd take less time just to sear the fucking steak

[Anonymous No.19803264]

>>19800582
He also tops the milshake with cookies and cream ice cream, defeating the point of blending vanilla ice cream and cookies.

[Anonymous No.19803267]

>>19803213
Seasoning ? Hello ?

[Anonymous No.19803281]

>>19801488
This is underselling it dramatically. Tipped workers can easily clear 300+ a night. A huge segment of tipped workers would get their income slashed like two-thirds or more if tipping was abolished in favour of mandated minimum wage.
These are also some of the people bitching the loudest about tipping, paradoxically. Don't try to understand it.

[Anonymous No.19803287]

>>19801957
it's a certain segment

[Anonymous No.19803291]

>>19802937
Hilarious if true.

[Anonymous No.19803292]

>>19803281
Wait staff usually
>have only ever been wait staff
>are societal dregs or spoiled part time upper class students
And don't realize how much money they make, while also thinking it isn't a lot because they have no money management skills and can't live within their very comfortable means. You end up with retards with a lot of money who think they have no money.

[Anonymous No.19803295]

>>19803203
I wouldn't be surprised if some people on this board did in fact know better than Gordon Ramsay

[Anonymous No.19803312]

>>19802898
>umbrage
You're just being a colossal fedora-tipping sperg gagging out over being told something you don't want to hear.
Just because anyone can see the nutritional info, doesn't mean they can properly visualize it. That dude's video does that job. Your pearlclutching over it with such a weird mix of superiority combined with everyone needing to think just as you do only highlights your intellectual faults.

[Anonymous No.19803322]

>>19802912
>>19803042
As a Canadian I can confirm

[Anonymous No.19803326]

>>19803267
are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.19803337]

>>19802898
post bmi

[Anonymous No.19803364]

>>19802058
absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.19803409]

>>19802092
>>19802093
>>19802594
I want to to rip this doofy retard's beard off like a fucking paper towel, holy christ this is the most punchable faggot I've seen in a long time

[Anonymous No.19803410]

>>19803259
I don't think that's what he's trying to do

[Anonymous No.19803417]

>>19802677
>Imagine if you went to a bar and asked for a pint glass of vodka. They wouldn't serve it to you
And instead you go to the liquor store and buy a pint of vodka. This is the most british post I've seen in a long time, it's not the seller's responsibility what you do with the shit they sell, and if you want to buy something supremely bad for you while fully aware it's incredibly bad for you then it's your prerogative to be a retard. Stop begging for the fucking government to hold your hand and wipe your ass for you, Fergus

[Anonymous No.19803431]

>>19802594
Why does he act like a big retarded child?

[Anonymous No.19803442]

>>19803431
anon, he is a big retarded baby
Look at him ffs

[Anonymous No.19803452]

>>19799018
That steak is cut way too thick to be put on a sandwich

[Anonymous No.19803476]

>>19803452
bitelet detected

[Anonymous No.19803492]

>>19802623
To be fair, America's workforce is built on the threat of ending up as one of the precariously employed underclass. That whole entry layer of jobs has to remain as something mocked and derided ("burger flipper") that you can't survive in ("those jobs are for high schoolers"), or people on the next rungs up wouldn't put up with the bullshit labour conditions foisted on them.

[Anonymous No.19803515]

>>19803208
What third world country is this from? I want to save her.

[Anonymous No.19803517]

>>19798994
Onion juice tenderizes meat

[Anonymous No.19803530]

>>19801118
It's absolutely not, look at the fucking street at the end.

[Anonymous No.19803533]

>>19801118
Its actually Thailand

[Anonymous No.19803542]

>>19801556
>Wasting food to try be a meme
I hate the internet

[Anonymous No.19803551]

>>19802677
The difference is that some people start throwing furniture after a pint of vodka.

[Anonymous No.19803563]

>>19800092
He only shows the top side of the steak, the one that was seared before adding the onions and liquid.

[Anonymous No.19803605]

>>19801044
PLATINUM

[Anonymous No.19803609]

>>19801351
Normies.

[Anonymous No.19803621]

>>19802058
Most impressive webm in the thread.

[Anonymous No.19803628]

>>19803259
calm down, it's 1 minute at 10x speed

[Anonymous No.19803635]

>>19803628
So that's ten minutes realtime, doofus.
I can sear a nice steak in that time just fine.
And I wouldn't plate it to look like a 4-year-old made it either.
If I'd ever tried to send out a tartare like that when I worked in a restaurant my chef would have butchered me like a pig. And rightly so.

[Anonymous No.19803639]

>>19803551
and people who drink this garbage quickly develop type 2 diabetes, what's your point?

[Anonymous No.19803641]

>>19803639
>drink alcohol
>get drunk
>"wtf how could this happen"

[Anonymous No.19803646]

>>19803635
10 minute wait time in a restaurant is pretty fast

[Anonymous No.19803678]

[Anonymous No.19803688]

>>19803639
The difference, retard, is that harming yourself with a terrible diet is not the same as harming others with violent behaviour.

>>19803646
For a tartare 10 minutes is ridiculous. Even if he's banging them out at that rate constantly he's making six plates an hour.

[Anonymous No.19803730]

>>19801498
No, bone marrow is soft and creamy. What she's eating is basically just skin.
>>19801513
Yeah, someone at a nice bar pulling a grand a night in tips means it's completely normal and fine that a lot of waitstaff take in like 5 dollars an hour tips included

[Anonymous No.19803740]

>>19801640
americans don't rise up against their employers anymore, the only people who unionize or demand more are teachers and those in the entertainment industry. they'd rather fuck over every single person in their lives including their family then attempt to demand better.

[Anonymous No.19803755]

>>19803688
>The difference, retard, is that harming yourself with a terrible diet is not the same as harming others with violent behaviour.
That's completely irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.19803757]

>>19798986
For actual cooks and chefs this is outrage content and for normies it's quality cooking content, he's gaming the algorithm to get interactions thus giving him more attention/money.

[Anonymous No.19803759]

>>19802706
anon, the country is full of retards but I bet 90% of people think that shit is retarded. same as the young boy piss eggs in South Korea which were in one village and most of the country has literally no idea they even existed.

[Anonymous No.19803775]

>>19801675
Lol you can have these shits for 30 bucks at home. Tomahawk at a restaurant are a fucking scam

[Anonymous No.19803779]

>>19803138
oaxaca is perhaps the most based food region in the world. everything there is good and they also make the most mezcal and tequila.

[Anonymous No.19803913]

>>19803678
I absolutely despise these fat fucks who just revel in their gluttony.

[Anonymous No.19803922]

>>19798986
What do you mean boiled? He cooked it on both sides in butter before adding the sauce

[Anonymous No.19803928]

>>19803757
This is so cringe. That sandwich looks delicious and there isn't much more you can do it. It covers most bases of a sandwich. What more could you do to the bread? How much better could you cook the steak (i don't get it, are you angry it's rare rather than medium?), what more could you do to the fried onions and why would you require more to be done to them. The sandwich contains a vinaigrette, greens, protein and aromatics. I have no idea WHAT you're actually not just complaining about, but literally seething, fuming and trashing the guy for? What the fuck is so wrong about this sandwich?

Serve it with fries and I'm sure it's satiating as fuck. What's wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.19803943]

[Anonymous No.19803948]

[Anonymous No.19804063]

[Anonymous No.19804147]

>>19804063
Welp, she's gonna start a fire next time she makes toast, isn't she?

[Anonymous No.19804162]

>>19804063
trolling really is a art

[Anonymous No.19804168]

>>19803943
she can beat my chicken anytime

[Anonymous No.19804177]

>>19800121
Someone needs to change that picture to a plain brick in the background and object printed on the females head.

[Anonymous No.19804193]

>>19800995
>Go to a doughnut shop
>Complain about sugar

[Anonymous No.19804196]

>>19803678
Isn't that the vomit tasting chocolate?

[Anonymous No.19804198]

>>19801185
Wagies ever mentioning anything about money to customers are always in the wrong.

[Anonymous No.19804205]

>>19801055
At least melt the fucking cheese and turn the top one upside down.

[Anonymous No.19804210]

>>19799028
Knorr stock pot.

[Anonymous No.19804219]

>>19800071
>$100 for 5 grams of sugar, artificial flavours and coloring
Don't forget to tip.
Why is the duck and cheese cheaper than that?

[Anonymous No.19804233]

>>19802886
Yeah can I get some raw mince?
Sure that'll be $48.99 and a 1 hour wait.

[Anonymous No.19804238]

>>19803213
Based safety enthusiast.

[Anonymous No.19804251]

>>19800142
Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out.

[Anonymous No.19804264]

>>19803928
the whole thing would be better if it just wasn't a sandwich. all the individual components seems fine, but it looks like an absolute pain in the ass to eat. it would be messy and chewy. just serve steak, with side of veggies and bread, would be way better

[Anonymous No.19804295]

>>19803928
>What's wrong with it.
It looks very unpractical to eat, besides steak in a sandwich is stupid. Get a nice toasted slice of bread as a side if you absolutely want some. As a personal note, the fucker puts way too much butter in his shit on top of the oil.

[Anonymous No.19804298]

>>19802058
>2:19 PM

[Anonymous No.19804312]

>>19798994
the steam of the onion water cooks the beef

[Anonymous No.19804412]

>>19802898
people might not "like" being treated like morons, but if 2/3 of people are so bad at regulating their diet that they develop chronic diseases from it then what else are they but morons?

[Anonymous No.19804454]

Corn dog time.

[Anonymous No.19804467]

>>19804454

[Anonymous No.19804475]

[Anonymous No.19804491]

>>19804454
>>19804467
>>19804475
isn't that the autistic hotdog guy from barstool?

[Anonymous No.19804495]

Does anyone have the webm for the cooked pigeons?

[Anonymous No.19804502]

>>19804495
The grilled ones with the feathers still on?

[Anonymous No.19804517]

>>19804491
Yup. I just discoved his videos last night. I am fascinated.

[Anonymous No.19804518]

>>19798971
All this clip really did is show how much better an expensive pan is than a cheap one. And how important having fresh bread is. Anyone could replicate that, but few have a pan that good.

[Anonymous No.19804520]

>>19804502
Yep

[Anonymous No.19804522]

>>19804518
Gordon is telling the viewer that anyone can become as great a cook as he is. He's an amazing person after all.

[Anonymous No.19804527]

>>19804495

[Anonymous No.19804532]

>>19804522
Maybe if I had a pan like that I could finally melt the cheese on my grilled cheese :(

[Anonymous No.19804539]

>>19802898
Tl;DR get fucked fatass

[Anonymous No.19804540]

>>19804527
Ty

[Anonymous No.19804583]

>>19803922
are you British?

[sage No.19804628]

>>19804540
>plap plap plap plap
rabbit sexooooo

[Anonymous No.19804631]

>>19802880
yeah, when i was 6 i was given a can of coca cola which happened maybe 1-2 times a year and i wanted to cherish it. was outside playing while sipping on my coke then went inside and forgot about it. when i rmeembered it again i rushed outside to find it and take a sip. got a mouthful of ants. they tasted kinda spicy.

[Anonymous No.19804722]

>>19799256
Only whores and women swallow. Real ones save their dignity by spitting. Also it's not gay if you don't swallow

[Anonymous No.19804727]

>>19802951
>thing
:|
>japanese thing
>:(
why do you fucks come to this site?

[Anonymous No.19804736]

>>19804219
Because they have to burn the cotton candy with the butane torch, which requires special employee training and continuous certification per OSHA standards and the restaurant offers hazard pay per Union requirements. The cost of both is factored into the cotton candy

[Anonymous No.19804743]

>>19804727
after reading through the rest of those posts anon might have been right

[Anonymous No.19804912]

>>19800142
>Struggles to open a bag of chips
Idk nigga just slap the bottom of it like those jars you just did

[Anonymous No.19804927]

>>19802667
The meat in circulation is fake, binded by artifical glue and stuff. Real meat goes to ccp, not even kidding

[Anonymous No.19804948]

>>19802856
You're not wrong, normie burgers can't into math nor calories, that's why they're all morbidly obese lmao

[Anonymous No.19804960]

>>19801018
Get you a Becky and it will only be ham slices and cheese :D

[Anonymous No.19805035]

>>19803688
Knowingly serving food that will inevitably cause medical harm to an individual, no less masses of people (pun intended), IS violence. You must be retarded

[Anonymous No.19805167]

>>19803641
>Be you
>Be dumb
>"wtf how could this happen"

[Anonymous No.19805809]

>>19804196
Without any sugar yeah that mixture would be very bitter

[Anonymous No.19805988]

>>19804196
It's only their milk chocolate. Their dark chocolate and cocoa powder doesn't taste like that.

[Anonymous No.19806172]

>>19802898
They hate him for he spoke the truth

[Anonymous No.19806301]

>19800440
My issue with it is that tableside service is stupid. The food would be fine if they cooked and plated it in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.19806383]

>>19802690
>You can tell the Romans were triggered that Brits didn't like Garum.
Well it is easy, there were two kinds of savages. Those who found benefit of pouring garum on centurion and slowly licking it off his abs and some various kinds of ghouls - swamp ghouls, forrest ghouls, dessert ghouls...

[Anonymous No.19806642]

>>19803208
Holy shit what a cutie

[Anonymous No.19806643]

>>19803943
Wife material