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Zzz…

>> No.19818031

Don't wake up please

>> No.19818032

>>19818026
back to cali

>> No.19818034

>>19818026
did he die

>> No.19818064

Stroke tight, sleeper

>> No.19818079

so there i was choking out my son

>> No.19818183

every photo in that magazine is Tammy's spread asshole. he's not dead he's recovering

>> No.19818193

>>19818026
How is he still alive?

>> No.19818204
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Jack is the one man to move from California to somewhere else who was negatively harmed by it

>> No.19818257

>>19818026
BARK BARK BARK BARK

>> No.19818275

>>19818026
sweet dreamz of freezer burnt brisket

>> No.19818310

>>19818257
what a stupid post you ugly man

>> No.19818313

>>19818257
what a stupid post you nasty ugly man not not even worth my times

>> No.19818316

>>19818026
ok post by the way

>> No.19818318

>>19818257
Does his son identify as a dog now

>> No.19818327

>>19818257
what a stupid post you nasty ugly man you are not worth my times and fuck offs fagget

>> No.19818331
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19818331

does anyone have the webm of ja/ck/ spitting his gum out of the car window? I thought I had it but I can't find it anywhere.

>> No.19818369

>>19818310
>>19818313
>>19818327
qrd?

>> No.19818376
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19818376

For me it's when he's a shitty boomer

>> No.19818439

>>19818376
is he one of those disney land weirdos like boogie?

>> No.19818444

>>19818439
He detests Disney because conservative X boomers told him to but went there because he wanted to take his daughter in law

>> No.19818609

why is no one posting webms?

>> No.19818614
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.

>> No.19818663

>>19818614
there should be a biography on this dude but from a third party where they explore why he thinks shit like this is ok

>> No.19818664

>>19818376
This is actually funny. Ja/ck/ is truly our king.

>> No.19818687
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>> No.19818690

>>19818687
BISTRO

>> No.19818702

>>19818687
Had to be from like 2019, he doesn't even try to use it now

>> No.19818706
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19818706

My favorite Jack dishes are the ones with booze so he can get around Tammy's no alcohol rules. That burger he made covered in like five shots of warm whiskey was grim

>> No.19818745

>>19818706
CAFE

>> No.19818796
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>>19818706
>Tammy's no alcohol rules
Tammy turns a blind eye to the suppressed homosexuality but draws the line at alcohol? why not marry a rich queer in the closet instead of Ja/ck/?

>> No.19818810

>>19818796
I honestly think they are each other's beards and they just had a kid to really sell it. Would explain the deep seared hatred he has for the kid from his first wife too, he was from before he realized you could just fake it

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>>19818810
>they are each other's beards
that explains the evangelism at the women's prison by Hammy Tammy
honestly, i hate fags but closeted fags are so much worse. just be queer and keep it quiet imho

>> No.19819182

>>19818815
Tammy went to prison?

>> No.19819219

>>19818815
can someone explain what he did wrong to cause this?
I know it was his fault but I'm not sure how

>> No.19819314

>>19819182
>Tammy went to prison?
she's disciplining fellow Christains at a woman's prison
>>19819219
>what he did wrong to cause this?
he locked the black latching part in instead of leaving it loose to allow for eggpansion

>> No.19819345

>>19818079
So he said something bad to my wife
And I beat him up until he was crying blood
Must be the weed

>> No.19819374

>>19818706
>that arm
at this point he's better off just getting it amputated

>> No.19819392
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>>19819374
>at this point
Ja/ck/ puts his faith in our Lard and Savory, Christ of Nazareth

>> No.19819449
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19819449

For me it's dat boi cali

>> No.19819453

>>19819449
NOT TODAY NAH
NOT TODAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEbSq8NPVrk

>> No.19819455

How the FUCK is there not a single good doc about jack yet?
This dude should be lolcow fodder

>> No.19819458

>>19818204
>tfw i realize i am slowly turning into a fatter version of jack

>> No.19819468

>>19819455
There's like a 3k page thread about him on KF

>> No.19819487

>>19819458
an honest, hardworking Christian man with a beautiful wife and two successful sons?
We all wish we were Ja/ck/ IRL

>> No.19819514

>>19819487
Yeah I’d give my right arm for that

>> No.19819521

>>19819514
CARLOS!

>> No.19819526

>>19818026
would love to wake him up with a blowie

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>> No.19820154
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>>19819543
Grim

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>>19818026
$70 for this fucking thing. I’m starting to wonder about this jack pack idea.

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>>19819314
>eggpansion

>> No.19820511

>>19820154
Uhhhhhh....Ja/ck/bros?

>> No.19820569

>>19820165
Didn't he say he wants to produce YouTubers? Guy can barely put together a sentence these days

>> No.19820632

>>19818257
the old theme was far superior to the current one.

>> No.19820637

>>19818376
>Israeli flag profile pic
Jack really has turned being the quintessential American boomer into an art form

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19820692

Saw pic related once and thought they made a Jacktion figure.

>> No.19820717

>>19820154
Why would you even want to live at that point

>> No.19820818

>>19818796
Of all the shit I've seen about Jack over the years, to this day what revolts me the most about him is that he sticks out his fucking tongue like that to take bites. It's absolutely nauseating

>> No.19820849

>>19820717
>want

>> No.19820923

>>19818369
>qrd?
No

>> No.19821269

>>19818369
Jack and Tammy made a leaked fetlife video where she poured numbing gel and tiger balm into two condoms and made him wear it while he used a fleshlight for 1 minute and bark like a dog on command and that was the first comment

>> No.19821392

>>19818026
I agree, Jack, this board is quite boring without your absolute kino cooking being posted.