are hamburguers really german?

[CEO of Mexican Intellectuals No.19827794]

I never see them bragging about them

[Anonymous No.19827805]

>>19827794
That's because the Yanks won the war.

[Anonymous No.19827806]

>bbq
>hamburgers
british education, everyone

[Anonymous No.19827810]

Not about to listen to the opinion from a guy who got his back blown out on film

[Anonymous No.19827815]

>>19827794
The oldest hamburger on record that I have found was in ancient Rome
There was a road that was common to travelers and soldiers where vendors would sell them sandwiches
The sandwiches were made with a ball of minced meat, rolled in pine nuts, and cooked on a skewer or as a patty on a grill
The bun was a fresh roll, split in half, and dipped in a mixture of honey, vinegar, and garum, then toasted

[Anonymous No.19827820]

>>19827794
I would ask him if he's American. If he said yes, I would say that I sadly agree.

[Anonymous No.19827831]

>>19827815
this. borgas are at the minimum roman, germany just named the modern variant
>>19827806
its because when we have a bbq its usually just burgers/sausages/other bits of meat we stick on a grill. we dont associate bbq with the sauce or anything because we understand context

[Anonymous No.19827888]

>>19827794
Oh wow and his high majesty the Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich, Americans have nothing but boiled corn and dry turkey!

[Anonymous No.19827982]

>>19827794
>He says bbq
>Immediately thinks of grilled food
The modern version of the hamburger was absolutely invented in the US btw, Hamburg steak is not the same

[Anonymous No.19828081]

>he thinks french fries refers to their country of origin, and not the style of cut
Spider-Man isn't supposed to be a retard, immersion broken, preorder cancelled

[Anonymous No.19828097]

>>19828081
Rolled my eyes hard at that part.
He's awfully cock-sure for someone so ignorant of basic facts.
The only reason he didn't get destroyed is because the interviewer was equally retarded.

[Anonymous No.19828098]

>>19827982
Nobody really invents food, numb nuts. I'm sure some literal Mongoloids stuck their tartar steaks between some flatbread or some shit at one time down the line.

[Anonymous No.19828099]

>>19827831
That's a cookout retard, barbecue is a specific type of food that involves slow-cooking primarily meats via smoking, and before you try to say some retarded "uh duhhhh ackshually smoking meat was invented by gay Egyptian prostitutes" shit, there's a very specific and recognizable style of American barbecue, no type of cooking is actually truly unique to one specific culture

[Anonymous No.19828106]

>>19828098
>oy vey we put a slice of our rotting uncooked but kosher beef penis between two moldy matzoh crackers, look we invented the hamburger pay us royalties like a good goy

[Anonymous No.19828127]

>>19828106
Well, it's about as stupid of an argument saying Hot Dogs were from Frankfurt. I'm honestly at a loss of your point, who the fuck pays or receives royalties for inventing dishes?

[Anonymous No.19828270]

>>19828127
I'm pointing out that pretending nobody has ever invented a new and recognizable dish because something vaguely specifically similar spray existed is retarded.

The modern American hamburger that is what the vast majority of all people on earth think of when they hear the word hamburger was indeed invented in America.

[Anonymous No.19828274]

>>19828270
Vaguely superficially similar already existed*

Yes I'm a phone posting faggot laugh at me

[Anonymous No.19828584]

>>19828274
Yeah, it is an retarded case of reductionism that really downplays regional and cultural differences. He'd probably argue Jollibee is an American-Italian fusion restaurant because they have fried chicken and spaghetti. Very ignorant.

[Anonymous No.19828593]

>>19828584
Wait, they have hamburgers too. Maybe it's German food?

[Anonymous No.19828595]

>>19828584
It'd be American because Flips are a made-up race, just like redfolk at this point.

[Anonymous No.19828604]

>>19828595
And American is it's own race? Okay, lol.

[Anonymous No.19828682]

>>19828604
No, we are assimilating. You are us. Like Borg or something.