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Time Fire Up The Smoker Anonymous Wed Dec 6 14:45:34 2023 No.19976197 [Reply] [Original]

It's around 3lbs. wife will weigh it today to confirm.

smoker is a UBS. wood choices are: Oak, Mesquite, Peach or Mulberry.

looking for temp/time reccomendations, as well as wood type. already seasoned with chilli powder, paprika, rosemary and black pepper.

what say you, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 14:47:51 2023 No.19976203 >>19976197 Did you fuck it first?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 14:49:55 2023 No.19976207 it looks so comfy

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 14:55:32 2023 No.19976226 >>19976197 Shouldn't you remove the hair first?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 14:59:37 2023 No.19976233 >>19976226 most of the taste is in the hair

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 15:04:19 2023 No.19976245 [DELETED]

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>>19976226

we got 99% of it, scalding & scraping. the 1% that remains is prettymuch on bits that will become dog treats. aside from that, it will likely singe off anyway. anything that remains after 2-3 hour cook time I can take off by reviving the flame, to singe/sear it for a few seconds.

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 15:07:13 2023 No.19976249
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>>19976226

we got 99% of it, scalding & scraping. the 1% that remains is prettymuch on bits that will become dog treats. aside from that, it will likely singe off anyway. anything that remains after 2-3 hour cook time I can take off by reviving the flame, to singe/sear it for a few seconds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 15:16:55 2023 No.19976268 >>19976197 >You have been visited by the PIG OF SPICE >Good flavor will come to you, but only if you respond with the message "Sleep tight, spicy pigger"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 15:22:20 2023 No.19976281 >>19976197 is he ok?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 15:24:00 2023 No.19976290 >>19976281 Just napping

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 15:26:04 2023 No.19976295 >>19976281 having a sit

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 16:04:01 2023 No.19976385 File: 771 KB, 1536x2048, 5.37lbs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19976197 5.37 lbs cook time, wood type and smoker temperature suggestions?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 16:06:19 2023 No.19976390 File: 771 KB, 1536x2048, 5.37lbs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19976197 5 lbs 3.7oz cook time, wood type and smoker temperature suggestions

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 16:10:00 2023 No.19976399 >>19976197 >3lb including bones >for the whole animal how much actual meat do you expect to get off that?

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 16:18:24 2023 No.19976419

>>19976399

look up.
5lb 3.6oz

we don't "expect to get" any specific amount of meat from it. we will get what we get. we're not feeding a congregation, just ourselves.

this one is 5lbs 3.7oz. the rest will be larger, as they age. that's how animals work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 16:27:15 2023 No.19976449 >>19976419 Did you zero the weight with the bowl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 16:32:25 2023 No.19976457 >>19976419 What happened to piggy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 16:32:45 2023 No.19976459 >>19976419 >the rest will be larger, as they age. that's how animals work. don't be condescending it's really fucking annoying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 16:33:09 2023 No.19976460 >>19976449 No. because we've never used a scale before. JFC.... of course she did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 16:35:07 2023 No.19976464 File: 367 KB, 1500x1016, 20230625_083410-59.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like my dog I call him fetal pig

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:00:59 2023 No.19976515 File: 95 KB, 736x735, 113b484c0a9ee81d8f48347d28356bbc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19976268 Sleep tight, spicy pigger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:01:39 2023 No.19976518 >>19976464 Time to fire up the smoker Cute dog

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:06:08 2023 No.19976520 >>19976460 Lol you have to understand like probably +50% of the 'people' on this website are unironically very autistic

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:07:51 2023 No.19976525 >>19976197 How do you slaughter a pig like that? Break its neck like a chicken?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:08:24 2023 No.19976526 >>19976390 I like pecan and cherry wood together, cherry wood goes well with any other subtle smoking wood imo though. Depending on how to put it into the smoker and what temp you want I would expect it to take between 1.5 and 3 hours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:17:25 2023 No.19976544 File: 163 KB, 1024x779, 1MCZDtWvygw2B7dMq4_912-zborUyOdUVxZw3CXA86M.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19976268 sleep tight, spicy pigger

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:19:53 2023 No.19976549

>>19976525

normally, we just shoot them in the head. since this one was so small, and we want to make *some* use of every ounce, we used Nitrogen to kill it.

we put it in a box, with a heating pad and a towel. waited till it got comfortable and dozed off. then we closed the box lid flaps and put a hose from a Nitrogen bottle in and eased on the regulator.

she never knew a thing. just slept off into The Permanance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:50:54 2023 No.19976630 >>19976549 Huh I wonder if the blood pooling would make a difference in taste unless you bled it out fast after it died.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 17:56:53 2023 No.19976643 >>19976630 unsure. we bellied and butchered it within 7 minutes of death. obviously, still warm. I don't know what the outcome will be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:12:02 2023 No.19976692 >>19976520 It probably made up that 2lb difference, op shoud probably let wifey do the cooking

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:32:33 2023 No.19976740 File: 2.10 MB, 640x382, speed-bag-badass.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19976464 Dog better watch out for picrel

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 18:51:54 2023 No.19976775 >>19976643 Did you pump its veins with soy sauce to displace the blood?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:07:31 2023 No.19976809 >>19976197 sleep tight porker

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:11:05 2023 No.19976823 >>19976197 Pig head is awful and for niggers Still too much hair and not that fat. Should have waited more before killing it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 19:50:42 2023 No.19976934 >>19976197 sleep tight pigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 01:03:45 2023 No.19977745 File: 31 KB, 657x527, 1521381431112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19976775 Would this work? Could you embalm an animal with delicious marinade and have it permeate the meat?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 01:06:34 2023 No.19977751 >>19976268 Sleep tight, spicy pigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 01:07:24 2023 No.19977752 >>19977745 Yes. There's a guy on youtube that does it with fish. Maybe someone will know his name. I forget. :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 01:10:25 2023 No.19977763 File: 8 KB, 320x180, mqdefault (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19976268 Sleep tight, spicy pigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 17:47:10 2023 No.19979568 What's the status of the piglet? Has it woken up yet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 18:11:34 2023 No.19979608 pige :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 18:20:14 2023 No.19979616 File: 512 KB, 2000x2000, A Colima sleeping dog, protoclassic period, ca. 100 BCE-250 CE. From Mexico.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thought that was pic related. I am both relieved and disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 18:36:55 2023 No.19979647 File: 145 KB, 640x640, ai-is-such-a-game-changer-my-druid-and-all-her-animal-forms-v0-085bgl748yhb1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19976268 Sleep tight, spicy pigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 7 22:19:47 2023 No.19980329 >>19976464 I call my dog a "little piggy" too because she snorts and is retarded

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 07:50:40 2023 No.19981638 File: 66 KB, 540x564, DijyiGCWsAIRUaf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19976197 >>19976464 would

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 08:00:03 2023 No.19981648 >>19976268 Sleep tight, spicy pigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 08:23:32 2023 No.19981681 File: 15 KB, 399x399, IMG_2727.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19976197 The fuck is this? Chinese food? S m h

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 08:44:48 2023 No.19981706 >>19977752 papachel

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 11:02:08 2023 No.19981859 >>19976549 >Gas chamber Very appropriate for Channukah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 12:15:47 2023 No.19981962 >>19976464 His balls look filthy, you need to wash them properly

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 12:17:14 2023 No.19981966 File: 103 KB, 600x863, 1643471925393.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19976268 >>19976197 sleep tight, spicy pigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 12:22:23 2023 No.19981978 File: 190 KB, 1073x1041, Steve1989MREInfo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19976268 Sleep tight, spicy pigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 14:32:59 2023 No.19982210 >>19979568 OP left in shame becase he couldnt figure oa digital scale

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 18:24:22 2023 No.19982759 File: 442 KB, 1080x1064, Retard Confirmed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19976390 >>19976419 >>19982210

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 8 18:37:32 2023 No.19982793 >>19982759 We know you didn't zero the scale bro, let it go, should have listened to your wife

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