Vegan alternative to meat?

[Anonymous No.20000140]

anything that closely resembles the taste and satisfaction of a good steak or a burger?

[Anonymous No.20000146]

>>20000140
mushrooms

[Anonymous No.20000147]

>>20000140
Not being a bitch

[Anonymous No.20000212]

>>20000140
>anything that closely resembles the taste and satisfaction of a good steak or a burger?
nope

[Anonymous No.20000230]

>>20000140
Veggie burgers can be okay especially if you add something like sauteed mushrooms for more savoriness, and a vegan mayo to make it rich and fatty.

I don't think you'll find anything to replace steak though. The closest thing I've found that hits the same signals as red meat is actually good dark chocolate. I think it's because chocolate has a good amount of iron in it.

[Anonymous No.20000231]

the impossiburu whopper tastes exactly like a regular whopper

[Anonymous No.20000241]

>>20000140
Have you tried not being a faggot and eating steaks and burgers made of beef?

[Anonymous No.20000248]

>>20000231
I don't think it does. It's closer than what veggie burgers used to be, but it's still softer and has a veggie burger aftertaste. It's not bad though, just not exactly the same.

[Anonymous No.20000261]

>Vegan alternative to meat?
Oreos

[Anonymous No.20000262]

>>20000241
how does one not eating meat make one a faggot? I prefer not to make things suffer.

[Anonymous No.20000267]

Long pig. Also contains the ideal nutrient breakdown for a human diet.

[Anonymous No.20000274]

>>20000140
salted BBC

[Anonymous No.20000280]

>>20000262
life is suffering. if you prefer to not make something suffer, then the only thing you can do it never let them be born in the first place.

since this is your mindset on life, then one can use logic to conclude that you wish you were never born.

the solution to this problem is you kys

[Anonymous No.20000289]

>>20000280
>life is suffering.
it doesn't have to be

[Anonymous No.20000298]

>>20000289
it does for you

[Anonymous No.20000300]

>>20000298
yeah :(

[Anonymous No.20000323]

>>20000140
Vegetarian here. Just eat your beans or stop being vegan. Eat them in chili, eat them on toast, in tacos and with chips, breakfast, lunch, dinner, eat your beans.

If you're craving meat you're low on protien/iron. Eat your beans.

[Anonymous No.20000339]

>>20000323
hey yall, this nigga eatin beans!!!!

[Anonymous No.20000397]

>>20000140
No, you just can't recreate meat properly with plant matter.

[Anonymous No.20000402]

>>20000140
Bantu phallus

[Anonymous No.20000437]

>>20000140
A good steak or burger. Just tell your fellow vegans that it's a vegan alternative, and nobody will be the wiser. Or were you somehow unaware that better than, beyond etc were created solely for plausible deniability?

[Anonymous No.20000445]

>>20000280
If I kill my self you will continue to eat animals.
that doesn't exactly solve the problem.

[Anonymous No.20000491]

>>20000339
I'm a bean boy

[Anonymous No.20000884]

>>20000147
>>20000212
>>20000241
>>20000280
>>20000402
>>20000437
So fragile

[Anonymous No.20000899]

>>20000884
is that why youre the one offended right now

[Anonymous No.20000912]

>>20000884
big reply. highly effective
>>20000140
penis

[Anonymous No.20001042]

>>20000140
How do you start to look like that and not realize you must be doing something very wrong?

[Anonymous No.20001082]

No. I dont miss meat though. Maybe some chicken wings, or a grilled fresh water fish. When you go vegan/vegetarian its a different approach to foods, you cant mimic the meat taste, its just a marketing cope for retarded cattle.
Processing plant based protein to taste like a meat ends up in disaster.

[Anonymous No.20001117]

>>20001082
>i don't miss meat though
>maybe some [MEAT]

[Anonymous No.20001119]

>>20000140
There are several vegan alternatives to meat that aim to closely resemble the taste and texture of traditional meat products like steak or burgers. Here are some popular options:

Plant-Based Burgers:
Beyond Burger: Made from pea protein, it's known for its meat-like texture and juiciness.
Impossible Burger: Contains heme, a molecule found in plants and meat that contributes to a meaty flavor.

Plant-Based Steaks:
Seitan Steaks: Seitan is made from gluten (wheat protein) and can be seasoned to mimic the taste of steak.
Portobello Mushroom Caps: Grilled portobello mushrooms can have a hearty and meaty flavor.

Vegan Sausages:
Field Roast: Offers a variety of grain-based sausages with rich flavors.
Beyond Sausage: A plant-based sausage option made by Beyond Meat.

Tempeh and Tofu:
Marinated and Grilled Tempeh: Tempeh has a firm texture and can absorb flavors well.
Tofu Steaks: Extra-firm tofu can be marinated and grilled for a satisfying texture.

Jackfruit:
BBQ Jackfruit: When cooked and shredded, jackfruit has a fibrous texture that can resemble pulled pork or shredded chicken.

Lentil or Bean Patties:
Homemade Patties: Combining cooked lentils or beans with herbs and spices can create a tasty and satisfying patty.

Remember that the key to making these alternatives enjoyable is often in the seasoning and cooking method. Experimenting with herbs, spices, and marinades can help enhance the flavors and make the transition to plant-based options more enjoyable. Additionally, many restaurants and food manufacturers are continually developing new and improved plant-based alternatives, so keep an eye out for new products in the market.

[Anonymous No.20001150]

Not a steak or burger but Gardein's f'sh filets are 'licious and I d'n't know any alternatives to 'ek

[Anonymous No.20003069]

>>20000140
No. There is nothing like a good piece of meat. Get used to it. Beans and mushrooms can help, cheese if you’re a vegetarian. If you’re dreaming about red meat you’re probably in need of protein and vitamins, so break your diet and have some for a bit. Over the counter vitamins are an expensive bandaid.

[Anonymous No.20003197]

>>20000267
That's not true because they shit and piss out a lot of nutrients

[Anonymous No.20003271]

>>20000140
falafel

[Anonymous No.20003547]

>>20000140

If your goal is to become a transsexual and/or to die young, yes, you can eat Israeli bug based printed meats

[Anonymous No.20003579]

>>20000230
As you plow past the daily serving of salt on your way to more cardiovascular damage than any meat will give you.

[Anonymous No.20003757]

>>20000231
SearedBite.webm

[Anonymous No.20003766]

>>20000140
I eat lots of bean and tomato stew.
beans are meat like.
I add aspartame to make it sweet.
I also make my own beans. I quick soak them for one hour, then steam cook them in a pressure cooker for 12 minutes.

[Anonymous No.20003815]

>>20003766
Beans are almost, but not quite, entirely unlike meat.

[Anonymous No.20003835]

>>20003815
beans and tomato stew has lot of umami flavor and that's meaty. Eat a big bowl with some bread. It's very filling. that's what you need. It's also red, like blood.

[Anonymous No.20003856]

>>20000140
Don't eat vegetables millions of small animals die farming them. End the violence

[Anonymous No.20005363]

>>20003835
I like beans but they're still mostly starch, and I never really felt completely satisfied after eating them unless it had at least egg or cheese with it.

[Anonymous No.20005737]

>>20005363
>I like beans but they're still mostly starch, and I never really felt completely satisfied after eating them
you should definitely feel satisfied eating them. Simple eat more until you are satisfied. starch is only 4 calories per gram. Cooked beans are around 1.2 calories per gram. So you can eat a lot of them!

[Anonymous No.20005742]

>>20005363
>I like beans but they're still mostly starch, and I never really felt completely satisfied after eating them
You should definitely feel satisfied eating them. Simply eat more until you are satisfied. Starch is only 4 calories per gram. Cooked beans are around 1.2 calories per gram. So you can eat a lot of them!

[Anonymous No.20005818]

seitan steak obviously

[Anonymous No.20005844]

>>20000140
I find the fractal cauliflower to be the most sensuous of all vegetables.

[Anonymous No.20005847]

>>20005742
Satisfaction from food isn't just from how full your stomach is. But I also have digestive issues and I don't think I process beans properly anyway so it could just be that.

[Anonymous No.20005855]

>>20000140
If you're going to give up meat, then give up its taste and "satisfaction" as well and go full vegan, you weak willed pussy. Or else keep eating meat. Why are vegans so pathetic? They want to act holier than thou for not eating meat, but keep craving meat all day and come up with gay "meat alternatives" to satisfy their lust for meat.

[Anonymous No.20005860]

>>20000140
Penis is vegan as long as the owner consents to you slobbing on it

[Anonymous No.20005884]

>>20005847
my method of cooking them seems to remove most of the gassiness. I quick soak them for one hour, drain, then steam for 12 minutes in a pressure cooker with a drain filter upside down in the center to help it cook evenly.
The beans then go in jars i the fridge.

Satiety is largely based on whether your cells are getting fed. Most cells want sugar, so you got to give them sugar to feel satisfied. That is why starch is an essential part of our diet. Highly addictive snack food is loaded with fat to make it unsatisfying so that people eat more of it.

[Anonymous No.20005920]

>>20001119
>it's known for its meat-like texture and juiciness

[Anonymous No.20005927]

Seitan
Mushrooms have savouriness that can also somewhat mimic meat

[Anonymous No.20006199]

>>20000280
This same logic could just as easily justify torture, rape, theft, or basically anything generally considered to be immoral.
Just because someone values reduction of suffering doesn't mean it's the only thing they value. They may also value happiness, love, knowledge, virtue, or life itself. Killing yourself would only fulfill one value (reducing suffering), but would fail to fulfill anything else seen as a worthwhile pursuit.

Philosophers and religious figures have advocated the avoidance of harm and suffering for thousands of years. It's the basis of nearly all ethics.