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20049165 No.20049165[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

In this thread, we piss off Italians.

>> No.20049174
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>> No.20049175

How thick is the layer of liquid fat on that?

>> No.20049189
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Oxford, Mississippi

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20049198

Davenport, Iowa

>> No.20049201

>>20049165
>>20049189
>>20049198
Italian here, I'd devour all of them

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>>20049198
They need to be careful with that, it looks very spicy

>> No.20049212
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Kansas City, Missouri

>> No.20049218

>>20049198
Really now, lettuce. Of all things.

>> No.20049222
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20049222

Denver, Colorado

>> No.20049226

>>20049222
Embarassing, really.

You're not pissing off Italians, you're pissing of the whole world by showing us the dry shit you eat over there.

>> No.20049228

>>20049198
all their restaraunt in daventport have shit reviews >4

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>>20049165
apparently balsamic on a caprese salad is blasphemy

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Davenport, Iowa again

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Providence, Rhode Island

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20049273

Willington, Connecticut

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Castle Dale, Utah

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Middletown, Connecticut

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Los Angeles, California

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Dixon, Illinois

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East Peoria, Illinois

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Raleigh, North Carolina

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Seattle, Washington

>> No.20049350

Fucking Americans, culturally appropriating European foods!

>> No.20049355

>>20049234
I like to put a drizzle on sometimes. Balsamic and mozzarella go so well together. Why do they have to be such pretentious faggots about their food?

>> No.20049359

>>20049350
This is not appropriation. This is mutilation.

>> No.20049400

>>20049355
its all they have anon, they're so inconsequential that most of the world forgot they sided with the Nazis in ww2 but couldn't even beat dirt farmer in Africa

>> No.20049413

>>20049400
All Mediterraneans are just naturally incompetent. The whole of Africa is too, south Africa pending.

>> No.20049415

>>20049273
What the actual shit

>> No.20049423

>>20049256
Grim.

>> No.20049426

>>20049222
Extra crusty

>>20049212
Extra piss

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20049437

ahh, the Idaho Slice

>> No.20049450

>>20049189
Mmm BBQ pizza. Crust looks a little over done. But just a little. Is that pork?

>> No.20049454

>>20049359
Metal.

>> No.20049532

>>20049273
that's just lazy

>> No.20049541

>>20049222
>We let the robot make a pizza

>> No.20049629

>>20049256
>>20049423
this looks like old style sicilian sfincione. wouldnt be surprised if it was actually good

>> No.20049633

>>20049165
MAMA MIA

>> No.20049636
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>>20049198
We do things a bit differently at Casey's paisano

>> No.20049643

>>20049165
I HAVE MADE NOODLES FROM WHEAT, AND APPLIED A SAUCE TO THEM!

>> No.20049657

>>20049643
ALSO, I AM PORTUGUESE!

>> No.20049678

>>20049189
I would destroy this in one sitting. Damn that looks good
>>20049198
This one not so much

>> No.20049847

>>20049273
Why. Why would someone do this

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>>20049174
ywnbaw

>> No.20050186
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Wa la

>> No.20050208

>>20049165
>>20049198
>>20049212
>>20049437
>>20049336
>>20049327
>>20049325
>>20049315
>>20049305
>>20049294
>>20049242
look delicious, espiaclly this one>>20049222
>>20049273
this is offensive
>>20050186
this works. surprised it wasnt posted sooner. actually heard an italian guy talk shit about this place

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>>20049222

to boefair, that pizza comes from a place called Beau Jeau's in Idaho springs in the rocky mountains. The things that stoned ski bum mountain folks do should not reflect poorly on the rest of us.

>> No.20050625

Italian here, dio bastardo in croce
All of them looks good minus these 3
>>20049437
>>20049315
>>20049222

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Presento l'abominio di Chicago

>> No.20050675

Why do Italians hate helicopters? Because they go "Wop, Wop, Wop"

>> No.20050676

>>20049636
Casey's breakfast pizza is so fucking good

>> No.20050692

>>20049198
I moved here pretty recently and struggled to find a good taco pizza, I finally found one at Happy Joe's

>> No.20050769

>>20050660
Nice pastry anon. But where is the pizza?

Honestly, is Chicongo the only city in the US that has never had a single pizza?
It's almost one can feel pity for them.

>> No.20050788

>>20049289
>Castle Dale, Utah
would never in a million years think I would ever see Emery County named on /ck/. what 'za shop is this?
will hit it up the next time i go to my cabin outside of Ferron

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>> No.20050823

>>20050660
I remember getting such a "pizza" at Pizza Hut and thinking they got my order right. (Didn't know at the time what kind of abominations they sell)
Seriously, this shit is disgusting, I'd rather eat shitty pizza from the local Indians.
t. German

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>>20049165
Fuck Yeah!

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>>20050823
*didn't get
American pizza can be amazing but at some point it's just not a pizza anymore imo.
pic rel is pretty good

>> No.20050886

>>20050788
R Pizza Place. 555 e main st

>> No.20050888

>>20049355
I'm Italian and I don't care

>> No.20050892

>>20050818
Babbemat. För helvete svenne !!!!

>> No.20050893
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This kills the italian

>> No.20050905

>>20050893
Not really, it show how dumb and lazy mutts are

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>>20050148

My grandmother is from Italy, funny how genetics work. Ironically, I hate Italian food except for Northern cuisine.

>> No.20050945

>>20049212
Where the fuck is that from, I have never seen a pizza that bad looking in all my years here

>> No.20050959

>>20050945
Leo’s in the northland

>> No.20050962

>>20049165
It's trivially easy to piss off Italians. You could follow a several hundred year old recipe to the letter, importing everything from some bumfuck middle of nowhere town in Italy, and they'd still find some fucking reason to complain. "Mama Mia! That's a-not a-how my a-Nonna used to-a make it!"

>> No.20050975

>>20049222
Doesn't this happen because they roll the crust in on itself to stop toppings from spilling out?

>> No.20050979

>>20050959
Okay some of their pizza doesn't look that bad, I'd actually try the place

>> No.20050982

>>20050979
Yeah it’s St. Louis style but I think it’s far better than Imo’s. Not a ton of great pizza up this way desu

>> No.20050998

>>20050982
Nor down on the southwest KCK side where I'm at. Minsky's is about the best I've found and they're good, but not great, and also expensive.

>> No.20051006

>>20049222
Lol, that's how neapolitana isn't made.

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>uma delicia

>> No.20051021

>>20051013
WTF,
Whoever made this one, deserves to end up in a koncentration camp.
Seriously murripoors, how dare you?

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Kingston Springs, Tennessee

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Central City, Kentucky

>> No.20051083

>>20051021
It's Brazilian, newfag

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Topeka, Kansas

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Portland, Oregon

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Stamford, Connecticut

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Iowa City, Iowa

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Madison, Wisconsin

>> No.20051099

>>20051095
that actually looks good ngl

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Grand Rapids, Michigan

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Tahlequah, Oklahoma

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Fremont, California

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>>20049198

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>>20049212
Wet>>20049222

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>>20049222
Puffy

>> No.20051129

>>20051103
I gotta know where this za came from GR bro

>> No.20051130
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Milton, North Carolina

>> No.20051133

>>20051129
Quarantino's

>> No.20051138
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Chicago, Illinois

>> No.20051143

>>20051083
Disgusting. Simply disgusting.
makako

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Steubenville, Ohio

>> No.20051159

>>20051130
Americans won't like it, since there's too little cheese on it.

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>> No.20051167

>>20051159
Agreed, I prefer my 'za with a block of Velveeta™ cheese on it

>> No.20051169
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Calabarzon, Philippines

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Chicago, Illinois

deep dish

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Annapolis, Maryland

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>>20051167
ooooff .... Valveeta is considered plastic by european standards (pic related)

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20051194

> every pizza made outside of Michigan is shit

Damn...

>> No.20051203

>>20051087
I want to eat that entire fucking thing, god damn

>> No.20051205

>>20051187
did you think I was serious?

>> No.20051209

>>20049198
Remove the lettuce and I’m in.

>> No.20051210

>>20051187
>>20051205
Shut the fuck up

>> No.20051213

>>20051210
WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH ASSHOLE

>> No.20051218

>>20051169
That looks like actual ketchup

>> No.20051219
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>>20051209
It's not a pizza until it comes out of the oven.

>> No.20051224

>>20051151
Don’t forget to bake it next time, anon.

>> No.20051235

>>20051219
We have this in mexico but with corn flour instead of wheat flour, and meat. Very delicious

>> No.20051240

>>20051138
I would eat this one

>> No.20051246
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20051246

One of my own.

>> No.20051249

>>20051246
No one cares.

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>>20051249
You cared enough to get salty about a nasty pizza in the nasty pizza thread, you dumb fuck.

>> No.20051268

>>20051246
You have a post-bake pic?

>> No.20051285
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>>20051268
Sorry, no. As I'm sure you guessed already, this was a 2AM project after many beers. I didn't document the entire process.

>> No.20051304

>>20050208
Fazoli's is bizarre because itgave me some insight to how mexican people must feel eating at taco bell.
It wasn't bad, but it's so far removed from real food with the trappings of it it's weird.

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This sauce tastes better than your family's recipe.

>> No.20051311

>>20051205
With murripoors, you never know. After all they're considered being mutts and a meme country.
We all know they mistake PVC for cheese, eat tarte instead of pizza and call it deep dish and they use cardboard to build houses.

>>20051210
I guess we found the sensible tranny.

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20051314

Two things an Italian fears the most: walking in on his wife getting fucked doggystyle by a man in an Iowa Hawkeyes ball cap and a slice of breakfast pizza from Casey's gas station.

>> No.20051321

>>20051314
I love that this photo I took of a Casey’s slice in my dad’s Ford Flex years ago has somehow made it around the Internet

>> No.20051327
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>> No.20051329

>>20051116
Good job California!

>> No.20051353
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>>20051116
damn that looks good. I always thought this one looked good too.

>> No.20051359

>>20051311
>this amount of cognitive dissonance
lmao @ ur life

>> No.20051360

>>20051327
>>20051353
Why are you people so mind-numbingly unoriginal? Get some different pictures.

>> No.20051373

>>20051080
Skyking is good, shut your whore mouth

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Come for the squid ink.
Stay for the wiener coffee.

>> No.20051378

>>20051360
not my problem your dopamine addled brain needs a constant stream of new pictures

>> No.20051394

>>20051378
Do you know what they call someone who enjoys the same repetitive behavior over and over again? I’ll give you a hint, it starts with an a

>> No.20051398

>>20049629
just because it's close to "the old italian way" doesn't made it taste better

>> No.20051485
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glasgow, scotland

called a pizza crunch

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>>20051360
I notice you didn't post a picture at all, faggot.

>> No.20051586

>>20051359
Nope, just true experience with mutts.

>> No.20051590

>>20051485
Imagine frying a pizza. Only bongs can do this.
That's maybe the main reason they live on an island.

>> No.20051622

Do you know why Italy is shaped like a boot?
Because they couldn't fit that much crap in a shoe.

>> No.20051639

>>20050148
>>20050912
average american

>> No.20051650

>>20051590
Italians did it first, pizza fritta

>> No.20051699

>>20049189
I hate Oxford. Such a pretentious dump of a town filled with overpriced, mediocre restaurants.

>> No.20051701

italian here im really angry haha gonna blow a fuse mamma mia lol

>> No.20051709

>>20049165
Just cooked a pizza in my air fryer. Did it wrong though so its burnt on top and soft and pillowy on the bottom. Doesn't matter though, right Luigi?

>> No.20051742

>>20050823
You did not get a proper Chicago PIE at fucking Pizza Hut in Germany you retard. You can hardly even get it in America outside of Chicago. You don't have any idea what you're even saying.

>> No.20051799

Brazilian pizza is more food gore than American pizza. I’m surprised Brazilians never get roasted for having mayonaise, corn, palm of hearts and tuna fish on pizza. Guess because they are “exotic” they can get away with such shit, but American can’t.

>> No.20051817

>>20051799
Brazilians have more self-consciousness and the decency of being silent

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>> No.20051823

>>20051817
That's a bold face fucking lie, people call them monkeys for a reason

>> No.20051951

>>20051699
I didn’t imagine for a second that one could find actual good pizza in Mississippi.

>> No.20052602

>>20050886
cool thx

>> No.20052609

>>20051639
cope

>> No.20052678

>>20051398
yet it has no fake cheese as most of those abominations. I dont hate on american pizza I actually enjoyed but that sfincione looks nice. New Jersey has great pizza

>> No.20052692

>squared pizza slices
Ndrangheta has killed people for lesser reasons

>> No.20052733

>>20049165
cream fresh is mandatory in carbonara

>> No.20052962

>>20051080
Looks fire

>> No.20052995

>>20049355
Imagine if the single point of pride you have in life is your cuisine and the rest of the world does it as good or better than you

>> No.20053007

>>20050962
I've always wanted to make some video of Italians being served dishes made by their own mothers/grandmothers but tell them it was made by an American guy and film them ripping it apart before telling them the truth

>> No.20053045

>>20051951
Pizza Grocery in Corinth is pretty good. The fig, caramelized onion, and balsamic vinegar pizza is top tier.

>> No.20053552

>>20053007
kek

>> No.20053578

>>20051622
I thought it was because Americans like to lick it

>> No.20053581

>>20051823
Yet monkeys are still quiter than yankees
It really makes you think

>> No.20053586

>>20051327
Someone should post the real pic

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>>20052995
And the worst is, it's not even their quisine. Since pizza is italian and not american. Same goes for any other recipe or meal they cherish.
When you take this away, usa is left with almost nothing worth mentioning.
But when you try to make this clear to them and that they can't even dispute these facts, they start with namecalling and other uneducated/american behavior.

>> No.20053628

americans are disgusting

>> No.20053675

>>20049256
explain.

>> No.20053678

>>20049273
would if its zuchini or pickles, if its cucumber fuck off

>> No.20053679

>>20049165
Why does a deep dish pizza cause such a negative reaction.

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>> No.20054171

>>20053679
>Deep Dish (Tarte / Pastry)
>Pizza (actual Pizza)
Chose one.

The is not deep dish pizza. This simply does not exist.
The sooner you learn it, the faster people stop calling idiot.

>> No.20054390

>>20049336
Is this like a pizza from a mirror universe?

>> No.20054562

>>20051169
fake cheese over spaghetti-o sauce?

>> No.20055239

>>20051378
sperg

>> No.20055282

>>20054171
A pizza is a pie. A pie is (sometimes) a pastry. So deep dish pizza is pizza, cretin.

>> No.20055362

Suspicious lack of the classic Brazilian pies that are oh, so famous.

>> No.20055893

>>20055282
>A pizza is a pie.
Making a false point to prove you're right is idiocy by definition.

Deep dish is a pie, pastry or tarte, but not a pizza. Since both the dough and the way they're made contradicts your claims.
Stop making things up.

>> No.20055908

>>20049336
This actually wouldn't be too bad. Its just a round detroit style with way too much sauce. The cheese is likely below the sauce.

>> No.20055934

>>20050905
wop dago seething

>> No.20057117

>>20051224
It is baked.

>> No.20057165

>>20049289
this looks good honestly

>> No.20057220

>>20051084
it's hot in topeka

>> No.20057388
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you're free to eat whatever slop you want

>> No.20057417
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20057417

i cooka da pizza
it makea da wopa seethea
i cooka da pizza morea

>> No.20057646

>>20051224
We do this in Pittsburgh too. The sauce is on a thinner crust and it bakes really fast. Then the cold provolone is put on the hot base and it melts some in the box on the way home. It is okay, 6/10

>> No.20057940

>>20049256
It's Artsy Pizzah. It represents the emptiness of existence unless we accept the poorness of our reality and give it meaning, despite our senses and natural urges telling us otherwise.

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>>20057646
Yeah I saw Beto’s mentioned on some website a long time ago. I feel like this stuff would be OK if I were drunk, but if I were sober, I’d just be questioning my life decisions as I eat it

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20059650

am i ugly

>> No.20059724

>>20049273
Jesus Wept

>> No.20059844
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20059844

I'm Italian and all the other pictures didn't trigger me, you're the one eating those shit, after all.
>>20049174
This is only in your mind, imagine mutt ameritards entitled to say to other "you're white" or "you're not white"
>>20049256
This looks really good. 10/10 would eat.
In Rome this is the "pizza al pomodoro" that you expect to find in any bakery. We literally grow up eating this kind of pizza as snack after school, to the way home. Of course our is better (see pic related)
>>20049234
Please don't.
>>20050893
Naaah, I break spaghetti sometimes. Even in 3 or 4 pieces.
>>20051219
Without lettuce, with cherry tomatoes and grilled zucchini, that's something we use to eat.

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Your landlord is 4 years old overseas with passports from all g7 countries, eats pasta with chopsticks, slurps louder than your mom at bbc, and will never tell the difference between marinara and ketchup.

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>>20049198
>>20049212
Jesus wept

>> No.20059874

>>20051130
What place? Looks incredible

>> No.20059889
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20059889

Ottawa, Ontario

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>>20051314
>Hawkeyes
Cyclones are the patrician Iowan's choice
Just as taco pizza from The Other Place is superior to Happy Joe's

>> No.20060470

>>20049174
>Literally me

Now I get the meme! D'uh!

>> No.20060476

>>20049222
Really?

>> No.20060490
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20060490

Mystic, Connecticut

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Hartford, Connecticut

>> No.20060503

>>20051321
Own it King. I love seeing memes become real. I want a slice.

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Livonia, Michigan

>> No.20060508
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20060508

i would like to piss off everyone

>> No.20060510

>>20051817
Compared to Australian's I'll give my B nigs a pass any day, FUCK Aussies.

>> No.20060515

>>20060510
lmao fuck orf cunt before i glass ya. our pizza is made by real wogs so eat a dick cunt

>> No.20060518

>>20051817
If they could be a bit more decent that'd be great. In fact if every Brazilian could be totally decent, it would improve the world considerably.

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20060521

Novi, Michigan

>> No.20060528
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20060528

Madison, Wisconsin

>> No.20060607

>>20051021
you're so fucking stupid haha

>> No.20060608

>>20057220
it is HOT in topeeeka

>> No.20060628

>>20059844
seething
>>20049165
incredible thread op. how did you know italians would be so easy to bait? they do it often?

>> No.20060790

>>20060607
You are stupid if you think a pile of skittles in the middle of an abomination is a pizza.

>> No.20060793

>>20049294
Illiano's makes a good Sicilian style though

>> No.20060896

>>20051151
does anyone have the screenshot of the ohio valley style pizza shop owner's seething response to a review about the cheese not being cooked? i think it's been deleted and i don't remember which pizzeria it came from.

i think cheese and pepperoni tastes good in any state so the entire concept here is riding on how good the crust and sauce is.

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20060946

pizzahut.jp always has some horrifying abominations on their menu that could make a sicilian's grandma cry such as their medley pizzas
>(Combination) "Pizza Hut Mix", "Sicilian Style Pizza", "Terimayo Chicken", "Hot Potato Mayo Sausage

and a list of odd things available as custom toppings
>gouda
>asparagus
>corn
>mayo
>broccoli
>cream cheese
>squid
>tuna mayo
>eggplant
>potato mayo
>roe sauce
>guacamole
>shrimp
>scallop
>crab sauce

and strangely there are no options for left/right side so if you add any of this shit it's going all over it

>> No.20061255

>>20051151
so fucking delicious i might have to drive over there

>> No.20061282

>be white
>make a better pizza sauce
>speak Italian
>be a cheaper bastard
>know how to dance
> learn to banter
I work with a good fella, but he had to get under my skin and I had to let him his sister has hairy nipples like his momma. Told him idk, you'd know.

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>>20061282
i dated a girl with hairy nipples but i never brought it up because she was already sexually insecure

>> No.20061973

>>20060793
I admit their sauce is pretty good, I’d take the grandma slice over the Sicilian though

>> No.20062063

im making pizza dough and
1. i am trying to knead the blob and it seems to be having a really tough time stretching out enough to be folded over on itself... is that a sign of not enough yeast used?
2. does it matter if i cut the dough ball in half before i throw it in the fridge or could i just wait until right before 2nd rise?
3. what does it mean to 'punch down' the dough for second rise? should i give it a full on knead? does it matter if i manipulate/reshape it at all?

>> No.20063871

>>20049212
this looks like glorp

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>>20049165
I buy these dollar pizzas and ass smoked cheese on top, maybe some ground beef too. I melt them a little bit in the microwave and then I toast the bottom crust on a frying pan with butter. Delicious and authentic.

>> No.20063930

>>20063914
I also add jalapenos. Maybe next time I'll tried some pickled habaneros for more intense flavor.

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>>20063871
it's because they use this stuff. it's what goes on st louis pizzas (which also exist in kc apparently)

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>>20065153
This reminded me of Papa Murphy's awful pizza.

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20065181

Monona, Wisconsin

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20065193

Beverly Hills, California

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Seattle, Washington

>> No.20065256

im italian im pissed off ong

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Montreal, Qc

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>>20050905
> Thinking Americans can improve Italian cuisine
Lmao

>> No.20065453

>>20051219
It's a pizza the moment you putta your fist in the dough!

>> No.20065781

>>20065389
Poutizza ftw colis

>> No.20065841

>>20049355
>Why do they have to be such pretentious faggots about their food?
Mostly to piss of the assholes in the next town who do things slightly differently. Italy is all super-local.

>> No.20065859

>>20049165
If you really want to piss off Italians, put a mix of Nutella and Miracle Whip on your pasta.

>> No.20066645

>>20049189
tHAT LOOKS DELICIOUS I dont care if its an abomination of a pizza

>> No.20066773
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20066773

Pizza was invented by the French.

>> No.20066793

>>20049355
>Why do they have to be such pretentious faggots about their food?
because collectively they're pretentious faggots. I call it trailer-trash mentality
>taking excessive pride in what little they have, such as the color of their skin, their truck, etc

>> No.20066804

>>20061316
did you bring it up after you two split? I felt petty so I messaged my ex that her tits were saggy and she blocked me. granted they were more droopy than saggy

>> No.20066808

I'm not gonna piss off the Italians. I am however going to piss off the american "Italians"

Pizza is not a traditional Italian dish.
It's a Neapolitan dish.
Are you from Naples? Is your family from Naples? No. Then get the fuck out of here.

"Pineapple on pizza offends my Italian heritage. My grandmother would cry if she saw it." Your grandmother is a Sicilian whore so who gives a shit what she thinks.

>> No.20066933

>>20066808
Naples is in Italy you retard.
It's like saying Sushi isn't a japanese dish because it's from Hokkaido or somewhere lese in this country.

Murripoors are really beyond repair.

>> No.20066934

>>20049165
i'm not italian so i don't care

>> No.20066974

>>20049165
my second-cousin’s uncle is italian, and whenever he makes me a traditional carbonara I add tobasco and raleqtambrobrét
you should see his face

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Bristol, UK

Spring Onion and Hummus dipping sauce

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Lagos, Nigeria
i like black olives

>> No.20067024

>>20067014
fuck me dead that looks grim

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the most famous italian ever was invented by a japanese guy

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>>20067025
going to make a ramen base pizza in honour of mr mario

>> No.20067033

i like my pasta soft so i normally boil it for about 20 minutes before eating

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20067059

money’s tight rn so im having macaroni with ketchup

>> No.20067068

why is italy shaped like a boot?

because all their food all their food is so hard to eat it is like you are eating a shoe!!!
or because their food tastes like it came from the inside of a shoe!
ahahahahhaahhaa

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20067105

Why are overseas-mongrels so butthurt about italians?
Can't you fucks just accept that italians are superior to you?

Showing yourself off as a culturally illiterate retard people will not make the US's reputation better.
If i had to make a choice, i would chose Mussolini over Mr. Braindead Biden any day of the year.

You retards better stick to cardboard mansions. That's at least something that's really yours. lol

>> No.20067116

>>20049222
Chicagoan here,I'd devour the fuck outta that pizza.