/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20086670]

Are you prepared for the future of food, /ck/?

[Anonymous No.20086675]

>>20086670
Lasagnabros won

[Anonymous No.20086686]

>>20086670
Definition of slop. Not sloppa, slop.

[Anonymous No.20086688]

3d printing in general is awesome for more creative endeavors but it will never make sense in that stupid dystopian "3d printed nutriblock" landscape you keep envisioning

[Anonymous No.20086696]

>>20086670
i know you want me to rage over this ragebait OP, but i will not. in fact i will be closing this thread after i post

[Anonymous No.20086708]

>>20086670
this will only be useful when bakers are adding chocolate or candy tesseracts to their creations

[Anonymous No.20086715]

>>20086670
>im going to design a robot to squirt colored oil triangles in layers and call it "cooking a cake with seven ingredients"

[Anonymous No.20086754]

>>20086715
Didn't you notice the part where the sintering laser turned on and sorta tried to cook the top of it for a few seconds?

[Anonymous No.20087071]

>>20086670
>"future food" is extruded through a plastic tube scraping moar plastic into the food in the process
>it's also sloppily made
>and lazy
the fuck is the point of this?
i like cooking and i don't trust machines
people are going to hack these for fun by the way
i don't want an entire cake forced through plastic tubing.
enjoy your slop

[Anonymous No.20087073]

>food
:|
>3D printed food
:O

[Anonymous No.20087075]

>>20087073
you know if you type "sage" without the quotes in the Options box it doesn't bump the fucking thread

[Anonymous No.20087098]

>>20087075
bump

[Anonymous No.20087104]

>>20087071
The thing I can't wrap my head around is that this seems like a huge step backwards from conventional industrial food preparation methods that have been virtually perfected for decades. If Hostess is making their chocolate cupcake things, they first have a robotic arm squirt the correct amount of batter into a bunch of round cake trays on a conveyor belt. Then those trays of batter go into an oven to cook. Once they've been cooked another robotic arm creampies them all with the pilling, squiggles the icing on the top, and the end product is something that resembles a cupcake.
For this 3D printing food shit to work you have to literally reinvent not just the ingredients used, but also the basic structure of the very food you're trying to imitate. This is never going to go anywhere, it's a waste of time.

[Anonymous No.20087123]

>>20087104
>this seems like a huge step backwards from conventional industrial food preparation methods that have been virtually perfected for decades
it is!
also I don't eat that junk either, but yeah...
until they create variables in the tools and timings used and pair them with other robotics, this is a dead end
I'd rather be happy preparing my own food and living my life instead of toiling at a job I hate with no time for myself
*point is, if automation / "automated robotics" are going to work they have to be applied to the correct work sectors in the correct way
if the ultimate goal of things is to eliminat3e the *need* for us to work and toil, then apply them to the areas of life we hate most
not cooking
we already figured out efficient cooking and general food prep assembly a LONG time ago

[Anonymous No.20087139]

>>20087075
Huh?

[Anonymous No.20087176]

>>20086670
does it take good?

[Anonymous No.20087181]

>>20087176
*taste

[Anonymous No.20087196]

>>20087139
he's
>implying
that someone would want to avoid bumping this highly important thread about the future of /ck/

[Anonymous No.20087201]

>>20087123
>we already figured out efficient cooking and general food prep assembly a LONG time ago
We figured those things out with humans involved. Now we can get rid of wagies and just rely on an occasional robot repair technician.

It's sort of like that pizza topping robot a few years ago that the manufacturer pretended could be used to let retards work in kitchens. Well, why not buy the robot and skip the retard entirely?

[Anonymous No.20087208]

>>20086675
I kneel

[Anonymous No.20087210]

>>20087075
I didn't want to 下げ the thread

[Anonymous No.20087242]

>>20087139
someone bumped the thread seconds after I posted
and it upset me because I chose not to bump, and this is a pattern
I am always syncing up with someone else posting right after me
some would think it's bots, but I am nearly certain it's mere synchronicity of events
it's still annoying though.
>>20087201
we figured them out with mass automation in factories too
that was the point, and now we are taking steps backwards in our progress to make the same thing on a less efficient, smaller scale
I am not saying the idea of home automation will not grow into something useful over time. it will, but for now I will pass on it.
I do not want to eat a cake which has been forced through plastic tubing and made in a haphazard, sloppy manner
>Now we can get rid of wagies and just rely on an occasional robot repair technician
in the future maybe
not now. it does not exist. *yet
(I hope you get the point, because people seem to think we are already 20 years further into the future than we really are
these things are being worked on, but they are not complete *yet*
and mass assembly in factories is still easier
a Man's hands are still better for repairs and his mind better at understanding than a machines processors
>>20087210
>セージ?
笑
私は絶対にない!:)

[Anonymous No.20087377]

>>20087242
>it upset me because I chose not to bump
uduu

[Anonymous No.20087388]

>>20086696
Don't do that, you won't be able to see me calling you a huge faggot if you leave!

[Anonymous No.20087405]

>>20087377 digits thoughever
>reading the post this incorrectly
you have to be 18+ to post here :|

[Anonymous No.20087449]

I'm not eating something the cure with fucking UV to solidify it

[Anonymous No.20087455]

>>20087075
also you have to put noko in the email

[Anonymous No.20087465]

>>20087455
>nearly 20 years ago
yeah
that changed sometimes before mootykins left, no?
I remember Options used to be the email slot, but idk
that was a long time ago nowe lolol

[Anonymous No.20087482]

>could be printing anime girl pancakes
>prints stupid shit instead

[Anonymous No.20087484]

>>20087465
times have changed, anon

[Anonymous No.20087489]

>>20087449
for me it's curing foods with infrared.

[Anonymous No.20087501]

>>20087489
but thats boring :(

[Anonymous No.20087505]

>>20087484
no kidding?
that's what I just said lol!
I like it. no complaints other than janny removing character text options and such
taking that away has made this place far more sterile and boring
no trifocring
no text based images
no fun allowed :(

[Anonymous No.20087507]

>>20087505
prease understan cant risk the advertisers

[Anonymous No.20087522]

>>20087505
yeah there's really no reason for them to take away bold or italic text. they should also add redtext like some other places have

[Anonymous No.20087546]

>>20087507
>implying
lol. lmao.
>>20087522 checked //22//
or [zalgo]...
strikethrough
I can still do some tricks without the options, but this place is worse without them natively here
I mean, boards such as >>>/b/ and >>>/s4sa/ should have all the options
most other boards *should* at least have some
they took a lot of fun away
and I want to post character based text art again
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test it𝘢lics
Bold?
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oh well. if I owned 4chan things would be different, but this place is going to go weird ways int he future if it hangs around

[Anonymous No.20087643]

>>20086670
The people who design this stuff are evil

[Anonymous No.20087655]

>>20086670
It might be good for chocolates and candies, but probably too inefficient compared to molds.

[Anonymous No.20087679]

>>20086670
Mass production bakeries are already automatized, there's no actual need for this. It's a cool novelty, but this wont replace anything

[Anonymous No.20088636]

>>20086670
Bump for interest

[Anonymous No.20088647]

>>20087643
You will eat your 7 different bug paste cake and you will be happy

[Anonymous No.20088659]

>>20086670

[Anonymous No.20088663]

>>20086670
actual abomination

[Anonymous No.20088669]

>>20086670
Can't wait till robots replace all /ck/ooks in kitchen. People finally be able to spend their lives for something meaningful, than cooking.

[Anonymous No.20088698]

I for one can't wait to see what new dishes our robros are gonna be cooking up for us.

[Anonymous No.20088709]

>>20086670
1; it looks like shit
2; cakes and cookies are already mass produced in factories and look way better than this slop

All this 3D printed nonsense is just assholes trying to justify their worthless degrees. 3D printing has its uses, but cakes and steaks ain't it.

[Anonymous No.20088710]

>>20088669
then*

[Anonymous No.20088714]

>>20088698
Why do these pop-culture corporations always hire fat Asian chicks and effeminate Gay white guys.

[Anonymous No.20088722]

>>20087075
"sage"
Did I do it right?

[Anonymous No.20088758]

>>20088710
When?

[Anonymous No.20088891]

>>20086670
This looks like absolute trash. I would rather eat cat food

[Anonymous No.20088902]

>>20087071
the microplastics in your brain caused you to post this

[Anonymous No.20088920]

3D printed dino bug nuggies is the future, deal with it. try throwing your shoes into your phone if you hate it so much.

[Anonymous No.20089163]

>>20087075
bump

[Anonymous No.20089184]

Isn't this just a shittier and more expensive form of automated baking? Like how does this beat out a machine filling a mold and then conveyoring the batter into an oven.

[Anonymous No.20089194]

>>20086670
Hell yeah, don't want no kitchen goblins touching my food. Yeah I see you not even wearing gloves you drug addled piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.20089445]

>40x speed

[Anonymous No.20089480]

>>20088714
They know who buys their shit.

[Anonymous No.20090216]

>>20087071
>the fuck is the point of this?
getting more "research" money for the (((investors)))

[Anonymous No.20090291]

>>20086670
Is that a joke?

[Anonymous No.20090415]

>>20088714
Why indeed? Who nose.

[Anonymous No.20090451]

>>20089445
Cake of such quality is worth the wait, anon

[Anonymous No.20090457]

looks like what you squirt out of a cockroach bait/poison tube

[Anonymous No.20091477]

>>20088902
bullshit and your curse failed. fuck off.

[Anonymous No.20091478]

>>20087679
But you can now individualize and personalize things. Imagine being able to fire your cake decorator and just 3D printing "Happy Birfday Shawaneesha!" instead.

[Anonymous No.20091490]

>>20088698
Log shaped

[Anonymous No.20091781]

>>20086688
Watching the chinks roll out 3D houses is pretty fucking neato. The machines that do it are amazing to watch. If they could figure out a way to make it not feel like living in a concrete coffin while being super efficient and cheap I wouldn't mind living in one.

[Anonymous No.20091796]

>>20087482
Why would anyone want to print tranime cartoons?

[Anonymous No.20092116]

mmm sloppacake

[Anonymous No.20092119]

>>20087643
The people who design this stuff are snake oil salesmen that prey on ignorant middle management.
>Hey man, buy a ton of our expensive equipment and you'll save a ton of money on staffing, just think of the bonus you'll earn!

[Anonymous No.20092546]

>>20091796
To feed them to his GF to boost boob growth