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Do you drink the hotel coffee?

>> No.20187310
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20187310

I literally always bring my gear with me so I never have to drink that shit

>> No.20187312

>>20187296
Not in the room.

>> No.20187325

>>20187312
Same. I paid for it so I'm taking it when I leave. Coffee, tea, sugar packets, soap, shampoo, toilet paper, towels, lightbulbs, whatever.

>> No.20187326

>>20187296
i filter my pee through all the coffee supplies for the next businessman through

>> No.20187366

>>20187310
Dedication. I’m genuinely impressed

>> No.20187367
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>>20187310

>> No.20187405

>>20187310
This photo tells me you're insufferable to be around

>> No.20187411

>>20187296
take the coffee and make it somewhere else, NEVER use the coffee machine in the room

>> No.20187417

>>20187310
>Aquafina is part of your gear
Does the high sodium content help with your cuppa?

>> No.20187448

>>20187296
No. I do drink the hotel tea or hot chocolate if they have that. If it's good tea I will take it with me. But if it's some shit like Tazo I am not bothering with it.

>> No.20187462

>>20187310
you must be a total faggot snob and utterly insufferable like the other anon says

>> No.20187709

>>20187296
No, but I leave a big mess with all that stuff for the wagie to clean up.

>> No.20187803

>>20187417

Creates a fusion with the microplastics in the water once heated.

>> No.20187871

>>20187411
This.
T. I've impregnated countless water reservoirs

>> No.20187920

>>20187871
>>20187326
Muy basado.

>> No.20187932

>>20187310
I always make sure to nab a few cheeky samplers before I go. No ones really gonna know whether they were actually used or snagged at the last minute by an unsuspecting guest.

>> No.20187956

>>20187411
>>20187871
I use it and I don't care. Hotels are the most disgusting places imaginable, you just have to ignore it and not think about what horrible things have touched every surface.

>> No.20188024

>>20187296
based marriott bro living large on Bonvoy points and drinking from coom residued coffeemakers. I drink from them if there's nothing better available at the hotel

>> No.20188031

>>20187296
I try not too. If I can, I like to find a gas station or grocery store to pick up some bottled caffeine stuff for the morning.

>> No.20188177

>>20187326
>the taurine actually gives them a testosterone boost

>> No.20188186

>>20187296
Yes, and I use the hotel Iron, and take the soap

>> No.20188194

>>20187296
The coffee no. The tea bags are fair game

>> No.20188232

>>20187310
Based although i wouldnt take this much stuff. I just pack a french press and beans ground the morning before leaving.

>> No.20188256

purely out of usually morbid curiosity, after cleaning out the coffee maker as best i can
lobby coffee is usually tolerable, room coffee is almost always horrid except for one or two occasions where it's been oddly almost-palatable, doesn't seem to be correlated to the overall quality of the hotel

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>>20187325
>lightbulbs

>> No.20188429

>>20187411
This, if I’m staying in a hotel I just take some Starbucks instant packets and heat up water in the microwave.

>>20187709
You should leave a fresh cup of coffee in the room when you leave and write “TIP” on it.

>> No.20189863

>>20187296
When I was younger, I used to love when I stayed in a hotel because they gave you this free coffee. It was, really, the only time I ever drank coffee. After I got older and started drinking coffee habitually, the thrill was gone.

>> No.20190208

>>20187325
>lightbulbs
lmao

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>>20187325
Based

>> No.20192403

>>20187310
Motherfucking based

>> No.20192443

>>20187310
You fucking suck. God damn

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>>20187310
i dont know you but i know i hate you

>> No.20192749

>>20187310
this nigga paying $200 for one night in a hotel and bringing his own coffee maker LMAOOO

>> No.20192751

>>20187310
i can see your ancles

>> No.20192771

>>20187310
This.

>> No.20192774

>>20187405
Or maybe you just have no taste lol

>> No.20193079
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20193079

Hotels don't want you to know this, but you can just use the coffee maker to cook other things. I've cooked spaghetti in plenty of hotel rooms.

>> No.20193095

>>20193079
Cook the pasta in the water until it's not quite fully cooked, still pretty chewy, but flexible. Dump in a jar of sauce, and some fully cooked meatballs or chunks of sausage, then let the noodles finish cooking while the hot plate heats the sauce and meat. Easy hotel room dinner.

>> No.20193818

>>20187310
You got me beat with the kettle. I like a volumetric recipe that I can reliable eyeball with my areopress: just a little less than a level areoscoop of beans, and water in to just above the three, two and half minutes steep. If I were to bring a scale, I would probably bring the flat packable #2 pour over and a spoon to dribble the water against.

What kettle is that?
What are you storing the filters in? I have a jank 3d printed piece that attaches to the end of the areo
What is the purpose of the band on the chamber?

Thank you for sharing.

>> No.20193836

>>20193079
I've tried making pasta in these (not spaghetti though) and it always just comes out as thoroughly soggy instead of actually cooked

>> No.20193842

>>20187296
No, it's fucking awful. I just bring my own grounds/k-cups and use their shitty little drip machine/keurig

>> No.20193854

>>20193836
It works best with thin noodles, such as spaghetti or possibly linguini. You only cook them in the water until they are flexible enough to fit them all in the carafe, then you dump the water and finish cooking the pasta in the sauce. The water is never truly boiling, so thicker more substantial noodles won't cook as effectively.

>> No.20193861

>>20187296
Only if they have it in the lobby 24/7
Never in the room

>> No.20193867

>>20193818
i dont know the answer to any of those questions dork

i just took a screencap from reddit

>> No.20193906

>>20193095
omg gtfo. if youre doing that, then just dont travel at all.

>> No.20193908

>>20187310
DUDE COFFEE LMAO

>> No.20193929

>>20187310
Looks like a coffee dealer kit...
I informed DEA about this.

>> No.20194154

>>20187325
Yeah I'm taking the slippers, remotes, pillows, bottom halves of the permanent coathangers, coffee maker, massaging shower head if I could haul out the bed I'd take that too for my NINETY NINE DOLLARS A FUCKING NIGHT PLUS REGULATORY FEES

>> No.20194368

>>20187325
I know you're lying cause they'll just charge you for towels, robes, slippers, probably light bulbs. There's a reason they don't take cash and put a card 9n file.

>> No.20194387

>>20187956
>you just have to ignore it and not think about what horrible things have touched every surface
this but unironically

>> No.20194390

>>20193079
>but you can just use the coffee maker to cook other things
if you're so poor that you cant afford to eat hotel food or order delivery when you're in a hotel, then just stay in a hostel instead.
at least in a hostel you've got a fully equipped kitchen you can use to make your own meals instead of paying $600/night to make canned sauce spaghetti in a fucking coffee pot like a cuck

>> No.20194463

I always piss in the coffee maker.

>> No.20194483

>>20194368
any hotel that still gives out robes and slippers isn't going to charge you for them. any hotel that WOULD charge you for them won't give them out anymore, they sell them in the gift shop now.
you're very unlikely to see a hotel charge for towels since they give them out freely and there's no way to track numbers or lock them down.
lightbulbs will definitely get you a extra charge. if you use a fraudulent card you'll get the cops on you real quick too, and at that point you're vastly outweighing the cost of the lightbulbs

>> No.20194518

Not the coffee but I use and steal as much tea and solid soap as they'll give me. Keep these on the road with me and use at home if short because I was on the road.

>> No.20194586

>>20193906
why

>> No.20194708

>>20194586
making meat ball spaghetti in the coffee machine in your hotel room? are u retarded? Shit like this is why travel is so disgusting. I see airport pics in the news and it looks like a cesspool.

>> No.20194788

>>20194708
Maybe this is the spirit of my frugal European ancestors in me talking but I’d say there’s nothing wrong with taking advantage of what tools are at your disposal in order to cook yourself a nice hearty meal. If that means utilizing the thermal properties of a cheap coffeemaker to create a comfy meal in a foreign land then have at it, chief! The world is your oyster baby.

>> No.20194872

>>20194788
Lol. Thats gross. And idk how poverty stricken you have to be to type that out. Making food in a hotel room had never crossed my mind. The world? The top 10% own 70% of all assets. Lol.

>> No.20194875

Does anyone else here simply use coffee as fuel or are you all snobs? half boiling water, half milk, no sugar.

even in australia where iced coffee was invented where they'd essentially just make it flavoured milk, can't stand it. a hot coffee and a cigarette to wake me from the morning lul.

>> No.20194879

>>20194875
Doesn't make sense when a caffeine pill does the same job for a tenth of the price of instant coffee. Enjoying coffee is a meditative soul-centering experience.

>> No.20194880

>>20194872
It has nothing to do with poverty so much as it does with resourcefulness. Believe me, when the groggyjoepocalypse fully comes to fruition, you’re gonna want a couple hardcore diy’ers around to help keep the lights on for you and your husbands son. Of course, that means taking advantage of every asset at your disposal, including the humble mr coffee machine to help brew up the spiciest spaghetti dinner on this side of Atlantic City. You can thank me later Jimmy.

>> No.20194889

>>20194879
>a hot coffee and a cigarette to wake me from the morning lul.
As I said here, there's a ritual to it. it feels great drinking hot coffee and inhaling cancer, caffeine pills can't replicate that.

>> No.20194900

>>20194889
I dunno, I've never been addicted to nicotine.

>> No.20194906

>>20194900
and god bless you for it, it's a government subsidized junkie habit. I wish I never started it when i was 13, but aye, shit happens.

it mixes good with coffee, simple as

>> No.20196839

>>20194483
meh trick is to take the lightbulbs when you first enter the room then report to the front desk that theyre missing this only works once and best if you only take one or two

>> No.20196867

>>20194906
I never got addicted to nicotine, but I have experience with it and can confirm. coffee and cigarettes are amazing together. tried it a few times in college

I am, however, addicted to coffee

>> No.20197026

>>20193079
Works better with elbows.

>> No.20197303

>>20187296
i feel like I have to use everything in the hotel room and maybe the pool/Jacuzzi too so I can get my moneys worth.

>> No.20197309

>>20187325
Romanian hands typed this post

>> No.20198732

>>20187296
yes

>> No.20198737

>>20187405
youre just jealous you dont have a Big Dick

>> No.20198754

>>20194390
You'll never convince me to stay in a hostel. I've seen the movie.

>> No.20198760

>>20193818
>enters a thread about drinking hotel coffee
>I actually bring my whole $500 setup, pick the beans from my potted coffee plant, roast the beans in the shower, then grind the beans and steep them within minutes of the roast. It tastes 0.0001% better than statbucks. Coffeelets btfo
Nobody cares sperg.

>> No.20198764

>>20194483
>he doesnt bring dead lightbulbs from home to swap with the room ones.
It's like you dont even subscribe to my lifehacks blog.

>> No.20199943

>>20187296
I never been to a hotel but I've noticed they always have hot chocolate packets and hot water, I'd go with that instead

>> No.20201361

>>20187310
Holy fuck you must be annoying

>> No.20201368

>>20187296
imagine drinking coffee like a normie

>> No.20201441

>>20187310
Holy hell what a faggot lmao

>> No.20201448

>>20201361
>>20201441
>>20187405
lol at all the people jealous of me. wait till you see my boyfriends coffee gear lol. hes a bigger coffee nut than me.

>> No.20203107

>>20187296
Yep. Its not optimal but it gets my buzz going