/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20289379]

Why do you still desire junk/fast food? I haven’t ate out in 2 years and I feel better than I ever have in my life. Also my shits are clean and non painful, and my hemorrhoids are gone. I thought it was normal growing up to nearly pass out trying to shit.

[Anonymous No.20289389]

>>20289379
>Why do you still desire junk/fast food?
Sometimes I get lazy and in the mood for it.
>I haven’t ate out
you haven't eaten out
>Also my shits are clean and non painful, and my hemorrhoids are gone
disgusting, no one wants to hear this
>I thought it was normal growing up to nearly pass out trying to shit
again, gross

[Anonymous No.20289390]

cool blog

[Anonymous No.20289396]

>>20289390
I dont think you understand
op took a SHIT and it was PAINFUL
and its your fault for enjoying junk food

[Anonymous No.20289494]

>>20289379
Looks like a you problem, OP. That's seriously not normal.

[Anonymous No.20289503]

>>20289379
Meh a cheap cheeseburger now and again is alright. I never feel great after eating it though. It's insane how some people eat fast food every day with all of the sugary drinks and shakes and stuff, and never think about how it affects their physical and mental integrity. I just cannot understand ruining your life for Burger King, it's not even that great, if you're going to sabotage your health at least get drunk doing it or something. Ffs fatasses are actually retarded for getting fat, there's no way simple lack of will is enough to explain it.

[Anonymous No.20289529]

OP thinks that "eating out" means fast food. He's literally never had a properly cooked meal in his life. Amazing.

[Anonymous No.20289536]

>>20289379
I'm poor and my parents are related. Junk food is the only thing good in my life.

[Anonymous No.20289631]

>>20289379
funny there seems to be an in-built defense against criticism for goyslop on this board.

[Anonymous No.20291238]

>>20289529
If I’m not eating out, what am I eating dumb fuck?
>>20289631
It’s insane. whole board is literally addicted to mcdonalds and high fructose corn syrup, I rarely see posts about actual cooking or real food. I bring this topic up because I notice people around my age (23) still eat like little kids, and they suffer horribly for it. Humans weren’t made to eat the bullshit they serve everywhere

[Anonymous No.20291255]

>>20291238
>If I’m not eating out, what am I eating dumb fuck?
Presumably whatever your mommy made for you? I mean, you said right in your post you're only 23, which is basically a child in zoomer years...The point is, if you think "eating out" means eating factory slop, you don't know anything about food or cooking, and aren't making or anything worth bragging about at home.

[Anonymous No.20291271]

>>20289379
Sometimes I just crave 3 McD's hamburgers for dinner, or I crave a Chinese buffet for the only meal of the day.

[Anonymous No.20291272]

>>20289379
>I thought it was normal growing up to nearly pass out trying to shit.
You should see a doctor. Seriously, even if it's "better" now, unless you're just shitposting.

Anyways though fast food is fine in moderation.

[Anonymous No.20291284]

>>20291255
I can feel the projection through my screen. I guarantee I can cook a more delicious healthy home cooked meal than you will ever make in your life

[Anonymous No.20291293]

>>20289379
tastes good.

[Anonymous No.20291308]

I don't eat fast food but still feel like shit.

[Anonymous No.20291310]

>>20291284
>look at my overcooked meat cut into cubes because i'm a toddler next to my reheated leftovers drenched in hot sauce, b-b-but there's also some salad and vegetables so it's like totally better than anything you've ever seen!
Looks like shit, dude. You're only proving my point. I'm so fucking sick of you election tourist zoomers who don't understand the board culture and think this is /tv-fit-pol/ lite.

[Anonymous No.20291316]

>>20289379
Two paths
Forget about fast food
Realize that the fast food was inside you all along and you can make it three times as unhealthy

[Anonymous No.20291323]

>>20291284
But are you a big enough boy to handle a knife?

[Anonymous No.20291355]

>>20291310
post one (1) meal you’ve made

[Anonymous No.20291363]

Because monkey brain likes sugar, fat and convenience. That's why

[Anonymous No.20291386]

>>20291355
This was from the practice round of the last /ck/ challenge.

"Mussels steamed in Okinawan lager with chorizo, shallots, garlic, and serrano chili. Finished with butter, lemon, and fresh cilantro. Served with Manchego pommes anna “frites” and chorizo chimichurri."

My entry in the main round received almost unanimously perfect scores. I've made dozens of cook along threads over the years.

[Anonymous No.20291395]

>>20289379
>Why do you still desire junk/fast food? I haven’t ate out in 2 years
Have you ever in your life been to a proper restaurant, or do you think that McD's is about as fancy as it gets?

[Anonymous No.20291414]

>>20291284

[Anonymous No.20291422]

>>20291386
are you getting lots of pussy?

[Anonymous No.20291433]

>>20291386
Oh yeah, I've also made hundreds of Taco Bell threads over the years. It's almost like knowing how to cook and eating fast food aren't mutually exclusive.
>>20291422
I do alright.

[Anonymous No.20291442]

>>20289379
huh weird I eat out more and my experience is the opposite of yours.

[Anonymous No.20291450]

>>20289529
look at mr. moneydick here, turning his nose up at people who cant afford to eat out all the time. eating out is when you get food you dont prepare yourself

[Anonymous No.20291489]

>>20291450
>people who cant afford to eat out all the time.
>all the time
OP has literally never had anything other than fast food. He doesn't understand that there are professionals who cook more food from scratch in a weekend than he has in his entire life. This isn't an either/or situation. It's an "OP doesn't even know what's out there" situation.

[Anonymous No.20291543]

>>20291238
>I rarely see posts about actual cooking or real food
That is because YT has flooded the market with pretty much every cooking topic and recipe imaginable. You can find like 5 renditions of the same recipe by 5 different people, one of which is usually a chef. Want to make bento? There is a channel for that. Everything from advanced to poorfag sloppa is documented in long-form video, and now short form video for the ADD retards.

The only thing you can get here is absurd things people shouldn't do when cooking, posted for entertainment. That is why all threads are essentially arguments over pans, tea, or fast food, or some advert/data mining thing. Plus the occasional US vs EU shit thread.

[Anonymous No.20291558]

>>20291433
please don't pretend to be tbanon

[Anonymous No.20291571]

>>20291558
But TB anon did win the last /ck/ challenge. Both of those images are from the same person. I know, because I took both of them.

[Anonymous No.20291700]

>>20291571
oh well cheers then I love your work. I don't go to the ck challenge threads. would love a detailed instruction on your hamburger construction. I've seen the images so many times I'd like to eat a piece of board history.

[Anonymous No.20291706]

You incel children literally know nothing about how food is made

[Anonymous No.20291717]

>>20289631
as opposed to jewslop

[Anonymous No.20291722]

>>20291706
I put chicken in the hot box and it comes out yummy, what else is there to know

[Anonymous No.20291746]

>>20291700
They are 1/3 pound, 80/20 patties, seasoned with a 3-1-1 ratio of salt, black pepper, and garlic powder, and are cooked medium rare on a flat-top grill. The patty is topped with a lemon-rosemary ailoi, slivered green onions, and a slice of smoked mozzarella. The bun is brioche, and was bought through a distributor, and is brushed with a garlic infused blended oil before being toasted on the flat-top (they're always kind of squished because I would make the burgers when I was leaving work and stick them in a to-go box). After the patty was put on the bottom bun it would get arugula, tomatoes, pickles, and more of the aioli on the top bun.

There were a lot of variations, but that was the most common one. You're never going to eat one because we closed the restaurant last year.

[Anonymous No.20291758]

Perhaps y'all can help me.

I've been eating a pretty damn healthy diet for the past month and my shits have gotten HUGE. I drink a lot of water, exorcize daily, eat below around the recommended daily fiber and yet I am dumping 16inch monstrosities that my small anus is struggling to open up for. It's painful and causing other gut issues due to the size.

What am I doing wrong? I'm doing a everything my doc and the net is telling me healthy and correct.

[Anonymous No.20291767]

>>20291758
>exorcize daily
damn homie...

[Anonymous No.20291775]

>>20291767
By daily, I alternate between weights and just going for walks. I have a nature trek by my place, the loop is about an hour, but usually clear it in 40mins. I usually do it in the morning for the vitamin D, since I spend most of my time indoors for work. I spend a lot of time at a computer.

[Anonymous No.20291777]

>>20291746
thanks. I'll never taste the real deal but I'm a pretty decent cook so I think I can get close enough. maybe I'll make a drunk cookalong when I get around to it.

[Anonymous No.20291781]

>>20291775
So after getting rid of the demons you even got time to work out? Impressive, very nice.

[Anonymous No.20291799]

>>20291781
I work as a graphic designer, so kinda when I want as long as the project gets completed. I usually wake around 6am, do yoga, then exorcize, then breakfast. I'm in bed by 10.

I used to spend my free time just getting high and playing video games, but trying to replace bad habits with good ones, but the diet change has been fucking me up most of all. I feel way more tired and my gut is always bloated / achy. And the gigantic shits on top. My body is screaming for me to revert, but I don't want to die pre 60 lol.

[Anonymous No.20291806]

>>20291799
dubs are you taking NAC and biotin?

[Anonymous No.20291811]

>>20291777
>maybe I'll make a drunk cookalong
That would be neat. I love screaming, "NO! NO! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!" into my computer screen.

[Anonymous No.20291815]

>>20291806
Idk what those are, so no I am not taking them

[Anonymous No.20291835]

>>20291806
>>20291815
I just looked up biotin. Interesting, I eat a lot of eggs and drink a lot of milk, yet I do have the symptoms of a deficiency.

I think you might have helped me out here anon, thank you. What is NAC though?

[Anonymous No.20291844]

>>20291835
NAC is an amino acid your body uses to signal that tissue needs repairing
Most people don't eat enough liver and onions (not kidding, it's liver and onions) to produce adequate amounts of NAC
Biotin is in B multivitamins, IIRC it's B7
Your hair and nails will get thicker, too
Careful with alcohol when you start taking NAC, it causes your body to absorb and metabolize alcohol more quickly, so for the first month or so, it will fuck with you until you get used to it
Also NAC just kind of stops hangovers if you take enough of it
Be careful with that knowledge

[Anonymous No.20291863]

>>20291844
This tracks, I fucking hate eating liver and onions.

I think it's clear I need these supplements. Thank you anon, you may have just solved months of going to the doc and getting "it's all in your head".

I don't drink and as of two months ago I quit smoking. So that won't be a problem. Honestly this information could be life changing for me at this point. Cheers dude.

[Anonymous No.20291867]

>>20291284
grim.

[Anonymous No.20291883]

>>20291386
>>20291433
based this anon. I love your taco bell threads bro. Fuck these zoomers

[Anonymous No.20291887]

>>20291746
also motherfucking based digits of truth. I just have one question though TB anon: How do you eat this: >>20291433 much food in one sitting? I eat a lot but I don't think I could slam this in one sitting. Unless this isn't one sitting then I understand

[Anonymous No.20291899]

>>20291863
Changed mine
A little smoke and a little booze isn't going to fuck you up, like they say, all things in moderation, including moderation

[Anonymous No.20291900]

>>20291799
anon please teach me your ways. I've succeeded pretty hard in life but all I do in my free time is blaze and watch TV and masturbate. I want better for myself. Help me anon

[Anonymous No.20291922]

>>20291900
It's been a slow process. I'm 33 this year and only completed uni a year ago. I still binge TV, bait and partake. Just gotta slow it down and do so in moderation. >>20291899
Like this anon said.

Inspiration is a lie, discipline is where the real shit is. I have ADHD too, unmedicated. So it can be literal hell to get me to do anything sometimes. But I feel much better when I do the things.

It's taken ages to build myself up to this point. Slowly but surely getting there. Discipline builds a routine, routines build habits, habits can be for life.

Personally I use notebooks and excel spreadsheets to lay things out in front of me, so I can see the bigger picture. That helps a lot. Being to focused on the now, causes me to just yolo it.

Hope that helps.

[Anonymous No.20291928]

>>20291887
It's eaten over the course of a few hours while drinking, and usually watching a movie or fucking around on /ck/. That's why there's usually a movie/record/game in the images.

[Anonymous No.20291986]

>>20291900
>>20291922
>discipline is where the real shit is
Yep. Also looking good and doing shit that keeps you in-shape is so rewarding. I get compliments daily, from strangers, because beard (dirty hat for friend photo) but also because I'm in OK shape
Good diggies in this thread, this post regardless

[Anonymous No.20292249]

>>20289379
super size me isn't real dude

[Anonymous No.20292416]

>>20289379
its gotta have some addictive shit in it, i dont often crave my grandmas homemade food, i dont often crave my favorite meals in the world, i almost every day crave cherry coke and a macdonald hamburger or quesarito, its such bullshit

[Anonymous No.20294364]

>>20289379
I've stopped eating out because I'm a poorfag. But once in a blue moon, I get some fast food.(I'm talking about once in 6 months)
Every time, my shits have been completely normal. And the food tastes better than what I'm capable of making at home. Or if not "better", than just different enough to satisfy in a way that my own cooking can't.

I think fast food gets over-hated. Especially McDonalds. My last fast food experience was there, and it was incredibly satisfying. So I'm thinking, that perhaps it isn't so much the food that is bad, but the frequency of the food that's bad. If you were eat fast food enough times a week to get painful hemorrhoidal shits, then that means you were eating *a lot* of fast food. Anything you eat should pass out of your system within 24 hours. Sometimes it takes longer if you're a little backed up. And the lingering nutritional effects of the food should pass within a few days.

You could probably reduce fast food consumption to once a week, and still be just fine. 2 years is overboard.