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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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20349767 No.20349767 [Reply] [Original]

Will this pasta carbonara get me a boyfriend?

>> No.20349776

>>20349767
You will never be a woman you gay yranny

>> No.20349778

>>20349767
I can suck yo dick for a dollar
I'm a cute femboy btwbtw

>> No.20349781 [DELETED] 

>>20349776
fpbp

>> No.20349788

>>20349776
Food and cooking, not food and making fun of trannys like OP

>> No.20349792

Would eat

>> No.20349795

>>20349776
Bro why are you so obsessed with trannys? Everyone already knew OP had gender surgery but it isn't relevant

>> No.20349798

>>20349792
Get in line bitch, you're getting sloppy seconds

>> No.20349802
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20349802

>>20349767
as long as ur bussy is clean and tight u can make me tendies every night for dindins fr fr ong

>> No.20349804

>>20349776
what if op was just gay?

>> No.20349805

>>20349767
No boyfriend for you, this is not a real carbonara, this is only a mess.
This is the real carbonara:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AAdKl1UYZs
just don't use the oil when you cook guanciale and absolutely no parsely.
Trust me, i am italian (actually a real italian and not italo american)

>> No.20349809

>>20349804
Op obviously paid 30 grand to have his penis remove and part of his rectum installed to mimic a vagina

>> No.20349812

>>20349767
No, but if you throw a couple of wheels in it will get you a bike.

>> No.20349814

>>20349776
>>20349804
>>20349809
I'm a bi cis man

>> No.20349817

It will get you STDs but no boyfriend :(

>> No.20349822

>>20349814
You're not op I'm op. And I didn't pay 30 grand. It wad 5 grand plus insurance

>> No.20349841

>>20349767
>solidified egg
no, it will not

>> No.20349847

>>20349767
>Will this pasta carbonara get me a boyfriend?
fat tits and a breadable pussy will get you a boy friend.
the pasta is to keep the boyfriend

>> No.20349856

>>20349847
gonna get me sum of that pussy bread

>> No.20349887

>>20349841
How do I unsolidify it?
>>20349847
I'm a boy though

>> No.20349893

Op here forgot to mention I have shit leaking out of my neovagina and I piss out my ass

>> No.20349894

>>20349767
Not a carbonara. Yes it'll attract boys, no, they won't be friends.

>> No.20349896

>>20349767
looks atrocious as usual

>> No.20349899

>>20349887
>I'm a boy though
that is beyond gross. both your shitty boxed pasta and your deviant lifestyle.
fucking gross man. its beyond simple to make pasta your queer you got time im sure since your days hold 0 value....make that shit from scratch.

also your gay so just go to the gym and youll meet a carb starved twink or 8

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20349904

>>20349856
hehehehe spelling

that said you know you fucking want it so fucking bad

>> No.20349922
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20349922

>>20349904

>> No.20349938

>>20349767
I’d eat that (assume nocoom), where do I submit my application?

>> No.20349944

>>20349904
No joke: certain videos, readily available to view on the internet, that involve just a pumpkin are some of my favorite of all

>> No.20349952

>>20349938
Right into my butthole or neovagina. Both have poop in them

>> No.20349956

>>20349814
>cis
This alone will remove the good will generated from your poorly-picked pasta dish.

>> No.20349961

>>20349956
Bro I just want to be validated as a "woman" by a real man

>> No.20349984

Bros I got so much piss and shit coming out of my ass it smells so bad how am I going to get a cool twink bf when I have piss and shit coming out of my dress hole

>> No.20349991

If you have two X chromosomes and weigh less than 200lbs, yes, absolutely.

>> No.20349995

>>20349991
None of your business what my chromosomes are you bigot

>> No.20349998

>>20349995
Why so cruel? Bigots are people too, you know.

>> No.20350003

Vros the pissy shit water coming out of my ass. Can I stick a wine plug up my butt to stop it?

>> No.20350019

White stuff just started coming out of my neovagina it smells like death oh god

>> No.20350822
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20350822

>>20349767
carbonara is supposed to be creamy

>> No.20350847

>>20349767
it's actually pronounced carbonara

>> No.20350963

>>20349814
heres my thing about being bi, if you are with a guy aren't you just gay, and if you are with a girl aren't you just straight?

>> No.20351102

>>20349887
I’m going to make you boypregnant

>> No.20351334

>>20350822
There are different forms of carbonara and I prefer OP's version where the eggs get cooked onto the noodles

>> No.20351394

>>20351334
>where the eggs get cooked onto the noodles
that's not carbonara, it's the only way to fuck it up completely