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Omnivores : post pics of your favorite dish that religious fags cannot enjoy.

Religious fags post pics of your favorite dish that vegetarians cannot enjoy.

Vegetarians post pics of your favorite dish that vegans cannot enjoy.

Vegans go fuck yourselves.

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>> No.3881619

Why vegan hate?

>> No.3881625
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3881625

>cant mix meat and cheese
Jews, go fuck yourselves.

>> No.3881647

I'm sure you'll find an offended religion for every type of meat. Hindus come to mind for beef, Jews and Muslims for pork.

>> No.3881650
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3881650

Beer Braised BBQ Pork Butt
>pork and alcohol for religious fags

>> No.3881653

Is mayo considered dairy as far as kosher guidelines are concerned?

>> No.3881656

>>3881619
because fuck you. thats why

>> No.3881659

Oh man, feels good to be an religiously agnostic omnivore right now.

I think I'll have a scotch and eat some bacon.

>> No.3881667

>>3881625
are you serious?

wtf is wrong with those people?

>> No.3881671

>>3881667
>just finding that out now

>> No.3881674

MEAT AND CHEESE MEAT AND CHEESE GOTTA GET ME SOME OF DAT MEAT AND CHEESE! SO GOOD YUM YUM SHOVE YOUR PROCESSED SHIT DOWN ME THROAT!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Weto6obyzQ srsly fat cunts

>> No.3881688

>>3881674
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Weto6obyzQ


Oh how I would love to beat that PETA cunt with a baseball bat...

>> No.3881690

>>3881674
>>3881688
im not watching some hippy whine about meat for 70 minutes. somebody give me a timestamp for the relevant parts

>> No.3881695
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>>3881690
So you can see just a few min of a bald sissy hippie whine about meat?
I would love to hold that fuck pussy down and vagazzle his face with a hot glue gun

>> No.3881702

>>3881695
>So you can see just a few min of a bald sissy hippie whine about meat?
That's pretty accurate. It's all I can tolerate. Even if I'm already going into the video with my Bullshit Shields activated

>> No.3881706

>>3881625
>>cant mix meat and cheese

>that feel when the Jews have it all wrong; there's nothing wrong with mixing meat and cheese; the biblical issue was against boiling a calf in its mother's milk because that's what the pagans did

>> No.3881792

>>3881653

>mayo
>dairy

Do you even know how to make mayo?

>> No.3881834

>>3881688
I made it to 40 minutes then he started talking shit about cheese. This nigga's done

>> No.3881900

>>3881792
No, I just assumed it had milk in it... I should go look at the ingredients I suppose

>> No.3881902

>>3881900
alright, no milk there, I feel retarded

>> No.3881913

Eggs used to be considered dairy.
You are fine anon

>> No.3882669

>>3881653
Mayo contains no dairy though some store bought mayo may. Mayo is just egg, oil, and seasoning.

>> No.3882906

>>3882669
I feel like you just totally ignored me :(
>>3881913

>> No.3882911

>>3881619
Because any normal person that has ever been stuck eating with a vegan hates vegans.

>> No.3882912
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3882912

The BLT:
Religious fags, vegetarians, and vegans can't eat it.

Stay mad.

>> No.3882988
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3882988

Mermans cant have this one

>> No.3883156
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>>3882988
How did I get sucked into this?

>> No.3883434
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>>3881647
I'm Catholic. We love ham. And booze.

The only food restriction we have is that we don't get to eat meat on Fridays during Lent...which is pretty much only a month. And we don't go blowing up embassies if someone disagrees.

>> No.3883492

>>3883434
>I'm Catholic
Or that's what you tell others and yourself anyway...

>> No.3883499

>>3883492
uhhhh, what?

I know what religion you are better than you do?

Hey guess what, you're not an atheist fag, you're actualy a shinto hate to break it to you.

>> No.3883501

>>3883434
If you really were a Christian you wouldn't ever eat shellfish or cloven-hooved animals, either.

>> No.3883502

>>3883434
>don't get to eat meat
>still get to eat fish
Lent isn't so bad.

>> No.3883507

Hindus: Dont't eat meat. Never eat meat.

Catholics: For one month just eat fish on fridays. Unless you forget, or something. Actualy, just do whatever the fuck you want.

>> No.3883508

>>3883502
Honestly, that one of the big reasons I dropped the whole religion thing years ago.

I can eat fish but not "meat"? What the fuck? Apparently fish are fucking vegetables or something.

>> No.3883515

>>3883501
Oh boy, a google biblical scholar!

Let me guess, you skipped over the parts where Jesus specifically said to ignore that shit from the old testament, and that you can eat shellfish and pork fine. Tell me more about how all Christians are told to stone cheating wives, I'm all ears!

>> No.3883516

Omnivore reporting.

Cold soba noodle salad with vinegar soy and sesame seeds
>Just because I eat pork, chicken and steak doesn't mean I can't enjoy a balanced lifestyle

>best of both worlds

>> No.3883519

>>3883515
>implying I wasn't in a shitty catholic school for my entire elementary and middle school life

You're also supposed to cut off a womans hands if she punches some one in the balls.

>> No.3883523
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3883523

Derp. Forgot pic

>> No.3883528

>>3883508
That's gotta be the stupidest religion-dropping excuse ever. It's not like they excommunicate you for eating a burger on a friday. It's literally the most loosely enforced religious doctrine out there. You could eat bacon in front of the Pope and he'd just shrug.


Guy my religion said that I can't take my shoes off in a blue car on July 22nd, so I dropped that shit man what a bunch of backwards moral fags.

>> No.3883530

>>3883516
>cold noodles

This is why I can't do some Japanese food. Same with cold rice (can't eat a lot of sushi).

Shit just makes me retch.

>> No.3883533

>>3883434
You bastards tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament though.

>> No.3883539

>>3883528
You're acting like I said it's the only reason.

It's just one of the many things that made me realize that the vast majority of Christian denominations make up one of the most blatantly hypocritical religions in existence.

Another big reason was all the idiotic zealots who preach hate and violence despite the fact that the book explicitly says to be kind to your enemies. I want absolutely nothing to do with that shit. I know the majority aren't like that, but I don't want to be associated with it at all.

And that the fact that there's no evidence for the existence of God. But that's another argument entirely.

>> No.3883543

Great OP
Now I want broccoli cheddar mashed potatoes

>> No.3883547

>>3883519
You know how the 21 amendment overrules the 18th one?

Same thing happened for Christianity. Jesus pointed out things from the Jews couldn't do and said "That's fine, that's fine, that there's fine too."

So when a Christian takes more than 200 steps on a Sunday, I'm sorry but haven't got us in quite the position that you think you do.

Catholic elementary thru high school ftw.

>> No.3883551

>>3883530
Yeah, it's different tasting. Not everyone likes it

>> No.3883564

>>3883533
And we would have gotten away with it too!

*shakes fist, molests boys*

>> No.3883578
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>>3883434
Actually, your religion is one of the worst in history regarding that. See: Charlemagne's massacre of the Saxons, Olav Tryggvason, Spanish Inquisition.

Picture related: Catholics.

>> No.3883581

>>3883539
You yourself said it was a big reason. And I'd hate to see what the small reasons were.


Again, I understand that you were afraid people might mistake you for WBC or something (even though they hate Catholics, but thats another thing), and if you feel personally opposed to some of the policies if the church, thats one thing entirely. There's plenty of Christians who support abortion or gay marriage. But dropping the entire thing due mainly because of not having to eat fish one day for one month, that's baffling to me.

>> No.3883587

>>3883578
you're seriously going to blame the Nazis on Catholicism

you're a ludicrous parody of yourself, no one with any understanding of the nazi movement would agree with that for a second, etc etc etc

>> No.3883591

>>3883578
Yeah, I too like ignoring the fact that catholics were killed in the holocaust as well.

Trolls who call Hitler a Christian are great, but ones who say he's catholic!? Grab your popcorn, this gun be good.

>> No.3883604

>>3883581
>But dropping the entire thing due mainly because of not having to eat fish one day for one month, that's baffling to me.

It's like you're actually illiterate.

>> No.3883608

This thread makes me hungry for some chick-fil-a

>> No.3883611

>>3883604
>Honestly, that one of the big reasons
> one of the big reasons

You said this, not me.

>> No.3883616

>>3883591
Hitler was Catholic. He knows what religion he is better than you do. “I am now, as before, a Catholic and will always remain so.”

>> No.3883621

>>3883499
Deist.

Enjoy your corruption, clergy boy.

>> No.3883624

>>3883587
Hitler was Catholic; there is nothing false about my post. Do you ignore that atrocities that Catholics have committed throughout history?

>> No.3883625

>>3883611
I also never said it was "the main reason." It also implies that there are many more other important reasons.

I also never said it's an issue because I can't eat meat and have to eat fish. The issue is that it's idiotic and hypocritical, just like plenty of other rues in the religion. Saying that fish isn't meat is outright wrong, and anyone with half a brain realizes that. It's an example of how the religion is total bullshit. Add to the fact that, as you've said, most people ignore the rule and it's even more asinine. If you're in a religion who's rules you're not even going to follow, why bother to be a part of it?

>> No.3883630

>>3883624
Also, a quote from Mein Kampf.

"Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord."

>> No.3883633

>>3883591
>Yeah, I too like ignoring the fact that catholics were killed in the holocaust as well.

Those were killed because they were Poles, not because they were Catholic. Catholics weren't targeted by Nazi's for extermination.

>> No.3883648

>>3883578
>>3883633
>>>/pol/

>> No.3883652

So when Hitler said that Christianity was an invention of the Jews he meant that


Oh fuck it, I can't take anymore

>seinfieldimout.gif

>> No.3883660

>>3883434
>>3883434
>>>>/pol/

>> No.3884273
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3884273

Guys arguing about religion is getting in the way of the vegan bashing. Lets tone it down a scoatch and try to stay on topic.

>> No.3884319

>>3883547
Firstly, Saturday is the Sabbath. Catholics admit to changing it.
http://www.remnantofgod.org/romeadmits.htm

Secondly, Jesus never said to "ignore the old testament". Point out where he did. I can wait.

>> No.3884352

>>3884319
Isn't there something about the "new law"?

I know the first christians decided that converted jews had to keep the laws, but not converted greeks or other.

>> No.3884354

>>3881706
Wait, you can't use milk as a cooking liquid for beef according to the Bible?

>> No.3884359

>>3884319
>Not what enters into the mouth defiles the man, but what proceeds out of the mouth, this defiles the man . . . Do you not understand that everything that goes into the mouth passes into the stomach, and is eliminated? But the things that proceed out of the mouth come from the heart, and those defile the man

-Jesus, Matt. 15:11, 17f

>> No.3885103

>>3884359


Saging while you testify makes the baby jesus cry

>> No.3885120

Let me then.

"Not what enters into the mouth defiles the man, but what proceeds out of the mouth,
this defiles the man ....

Do you not understand that everything that goes into the mouth, passes into the stomach, and is eliminated?

But the things that proceed out of the mouth come from the heart,

and those defile the man ..."

Matt 15:11

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>>3885120
That is much better. I will stop crying now,

>> No.3885134

>>3881585
I deal with a lot of british guys here in the states. The more educated ones seem to accept that they are in a different culture and make sure to tip correctly. The ones with the cockney accents get buthurt as fuck EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY ARE OUT FOR FOOD.

>> No.3885137

>>3885134
... you missed
Try again.

>> No.3885150

>>3885137
Ugh , this fucking new system is confusing as fuck. This was meant for the tipping thread.

>> No.3886371
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The jew cannot partake of the paella ! Ha

>> No.3886516

>>3886371
What are those things near the center, surrounding the lemons?

>> No.3886542

Double bacon and cheese potato skins.

I'm making them now, will post pics in one and a half hours.

>> No.3886546

>>3886516
Looks like pistachio shells or clams

>> No.3886549 [DELETED] 

>>3886516
mussels

>> No.3886560

>>3886516
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veneridae

>> No.3886641

>>3886516
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veneridae
Those are nojewems

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Eat shit jews, mohamadans, Jainists, sikhs, some hindus, vegetarians, fruitarians, breatharians, the lactose intolerant, and those fucking vegans.

I must have all the food groups.

>> No.3887228
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3887228

OP here. I guess the point of this thread was highlight memes that keep people from enjoying certain foods.

>> No.3887230

>>3887228
What.

>> No.3887237
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>>3887230
Sorry I was using the scientific definition of meme. See back in the day, the internet was dominated by science dorks.
When it came time to name those little funny captioned photos they looked to Richard Dawkins, the man who invented the word "meme".
themoreyouknow.jpg

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>>3882912
>tfw turkey bacon doesn't taste like shit

>> No.3887324
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3887324

former jew here
jelly, bronze age fags?

>> No.3887711
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Jävlans god mat.
Damn good indeed...
Pea soup. It's got peas, pork, and usually comes with pancakes.

>> No.3888846
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3888846

1) Bacon (non jews or muslims)
2) Meat+Cheese (no jews)
3) Veal (no hindus)
Sooo non-kosher and haraam.

>> No.3888872

>>3887324
there's an American rabbi who got famous by being Michael Jackson's pal, currently running for political office

and he wrote an article saying how more Americans are choosing to live by Jewish dietary laws and he thinks it's a trend that will sweep the nation

apparently he's never heard of cheeseburgers

>> No.3888904

Vegans can post pics that Raw Vegans can't enjoy.

>> No.3888906

>>3888872
apparently he has never heard of new england or maryland either since that shits all shellfish all the time

>> No.3889372

>>3888904
>vegans better than raw vegans?

Hmm I shall have to ponder this.