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3921415 No.3921415 [Reply] [Original]

You are no longer allowed to cook alone.

You must cook all your meals with another person. You may cook together, or take turns cooking each day. You eat with them everyday.

However, you may choose your cooking partner.

Pic related, it's my choice.

>> No.3921423

gabe newell

>> No.3921430

Any qt who likes eating healthy and doesn't mind hot and spicy food several times a week.

>> No.3921434
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3921434

Clearly there is only one logical choice here.

Step it up, guys

>> No.3921431
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3921431

Mai waifu of course

>> No.3921433

I always cook and eat with my gf.

>> No.3921444
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3921444

>>3921431
>Anyone but Taeyeon
>2007+

Oppa! What are we cooking today?

>> No.3921454
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3921454

No Anon, we're cooking French food today.

Now start chopping those onions before I come over there and spank you with this knife.

>> No.3921461

Some lovely wee lady from Thailand :3

Not sexual in the slightest, just love Thai food.

>> No.3921472
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3921472

Mai waifu

>> No.3921474

Swedish Chef. Most fun cooking ever.

>> No.3921476

My boyfriend.

But secretly Marcus Samuelsson.

>> No.3921564

>>3921476

Marcus is a fucking god - off all the chefs who've ever competed, he's the one I'd most want to try.

>> No.3921568

>>3921472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z68tH-lnK60

>> No.3921566

>>3921415
My ex girlfriend. She tried to make bacon once and ruined her microwave, she cooked it in the package.

She's vegetarian

She would make herself ramen noodles and I got to cook whatever I wanted with her fancy ass rich kitchen.

>> No.3921578
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3921578

Any other choice is clearly inferior. As a bonus, her grandfather wrote some of the most popular stories with food as a central theme or component.

>charlie and the chocolate factory

Do I even have to explain? Charlie ate cabbage and bread everyday. His birthday presents were always treats from Wonka's factory.

>james and the giant peach

Same as above.

>matilda

Her parents were frozen dinner eating shills. She taught herself to cook.

>danny the champion of the world

Danny and his father would make cottage pies together. Then they become poachers.

>> No.3921582
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3921582

I was going to saw Nigella Lawson hands down, but I like the look of OP's choice.

>> No.3921601

Marco pierre white.


man is a champ

>> No.3921960

I'd pick Ramsay but he's shout at me for dicking food up :(

>> No.3921963
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Felicia D'Ambrosio

>> No.3921964

>>3921578
also fantastic mr. fox

>> No.3921983

mila kunis

>> No.3921987
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3921987

Even now, in her autumn years, Id still be her key master.

>> No.3921991

>>3921987
Actually made me lol

>> No.3922001

who is that one dumb bitch, i think on food network but i'm not sure, who says she shows 'easy' recipes but uses like canned and premade shit?

>> No.3922006

>>3922001
Hahaha wanna narrow it down?

>> No.3922027

>>3922006
blonde cunt, everyone made a big fuss about her a couple months back, she has a recipe that involves premade storebought cake

>> No.3922032

>>3922027
Sandra Lee

>> No.3922040

It doesn't have to be someone famous, does it? Because I cook with my husband quite often, and have a lot of fun with it. Cooking every meal with him might cause some clashes, but at least we can compromise better than most people and know what eachother like.

>> No.3922041
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3922041

This please. We can make butter and ketchup sketti all day.

>> No.3922047

Is that Line Trap?

>> No.3922051

>>3922027
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

>> No.3922059
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>>3922047
Bailey is so much cuter than Rachel Khoo.

>> No.3922076

>>3922059
I'm not even gay and I agree

>> No.3922085

>>3922059
>dat nose
>dose terrible teeth

Terrible trap.

>> No.3922105

Find me a cute jewish vegetarian girl and I'll choose her. Sans that I choose Data from TNG.

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>>3922076
You don't even have to be gay.

>> No.3922118

>>3922085
the nose is part of her charm. :)

>> No.3922121

>>3922109
That is obviously a confused man.

>> No.3922126

>>3922121
I don't think he is confused at all actually. He may have been at one time, but certainly not anymore.

>> No.3922130

>tfw you're waiting for your roommates to go to sleep so you can use the kitchen without them walking by and saying hello or asking how you're doing
>implying i'll ever cook with anyone else

>> No.3922137
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3922137

This delicious prick shall be my cooking + life partner.

>> No.3922134

>>3922126
http://wehappytrans.com/qa/7-questions-bailey-jay/
She talks quite a bit about herself in this video, it's pretty interesting to watch and listen.

>> No.3922139

>>3922126
He probably never talks with his 'real voice', rather augments it to unsuccessfully sound like a female.

Hormone therapy and plastic surgery to confuse and mutilate his body in a distorted attempt to emulate the physicality of a female, something he will never be.

Yes, definitely confused.

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3922142

Im sure this guy knows how to cook, i choose him

>> No.3922140

>>3922130
Can't you just stay quiet? My roommate and I only utters a 1-2 sentences to each other everyday.

>> No.3922145
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3922145

It would be hell, but I'd learn a lot in the long run.

>> No.3922143
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3922143

Can't believe I'm not seeing Lorraine pascale itt

>> No.3922146

>>3922143
>black woman
No.

>> No.3922149

>>3922130
Oh god, you are *that* guy.

>> No.3922154

>>3922140

one of them is a Japanese exchange student and he insists on trying to talk to me every time he sees me even though we can't understand each other at all. I don't mind him, it's just really awkward because we have to repeat ourselves like 5 times just to figure out how each other's days went.

>> No.3922157

>>3922134
I think I'll skip that, even if he says he is very confused because I'm really not into that sort of thing. I'm sure you can give me a summery if needed.

>>3922139
I still don't think he is confused. Confusion isn't what you seem to think it is. I think his lifestyle, "job", and determination in doing it really show how not confused he is.

Confused people would be half assing it or having trouble with it to a pretty bad degree.

>> No.3922162

>>3922154
Eh I know that feeling, one of mine is a fat bitch and I can hardly stand to even stay in the same room as her.

>> No.3922163

>>3922157
Determination to mutilate yourself to look like something you can never be, say a woman or a giraffe, is confusion.

>> No.3922171

>>3922157
It's basically just her saying that she is a work in progress and she wants to physically look like what she is inside.

>> No.3922184

>>3922130
i know that feel. i hate to cook for other people as well

>> No.3922187

My aunt c1990, before she got ill and sickly and four years before she died.
I miss her. :'{

>> No.3922189

>>3922163
Man, you really are using the word "confusion" incorrectly here. Just because neither you nor I can make good logical sense of it from our own perspectives doesn't mean he can't.

>>3922171
I see. Well more power to him, if it makes him happy.

>> No.3922191

>>3922187
Did you kill her?

>> No.3922194

>>3922163
I don't see how different it is from working out to make yourself feel and look better. Just because it's a different approach doesn't mean it's bad.

>> No.3922199

>>3922171
But he can never be female. Ever.

He can delude himself and changing political correctness and social sensitivities may cause people to feel obligated to humor him, but he will still always be a man.

Always.

>> No.3922207

>>3922199
He knows and acknowledges that, which is why he calls himself a tranny/shemale instead of a female.

>> No.3922210

don't feed le troll

>> No.3922213

Isn't this less a scenario about cooking and more "here's an opportunity to bind your waifu of choice to spend ~ 2 hours with you at least every day"

>> No.3922313

>>3922213
That's the whole point to cooking.

>> No.3922358

>>3922191
No. Lymphoma metastasised to her bone marrow and she eventually died from the cancer.

>> No.3922382
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3922382

Disregarding love interests, I might pick this old man. He can sit and talk nonsense about wine all day for all I care.

>> No.3923251

>>3922143
She's good looking, but if you ever watched any of her programs, she can't really cook that well.

>>3922145
+1 for MPW!

Imagine all the things you could eat, Ravioli of Lobster, Tagliatelle of Oysters, etc. All of the while Marco would be in the back room or something fucking beautiful women left, right and center.

>> No.3923365

>>3921434
>>3921415
Oh shit, new waifu alert.

>> No.3923367

Well, hard decision; Nigella Lawson and Rachel Khoo are certainly nice to have in the kitchen and they both can certainly cook. I guess I could learn a lot from Alton Brown, but cooking (and drinking) with Keith Floyd would be real fun...

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For those Nigella fans:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TuCn8xA6SI

>> No.3923415
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3923415

We will make delicious food forever... and eventually I'll make love to her on a bed of pig candy.

>> No.3923422
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3923422

UK food waifu game is tight but seeing as Nigella and Khoo have been posted I'll add the next in line to the throne

>> No.3923430
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>>3923367
>but cooking (and drinking) with Keith Floyd would be real fun...

This nigga gets it.

>Not being absolutely pissed while cooking

>> No.3923435

>>3923422
I'm so out of the loop when it comes to TV chef hotties. The black girl who does that Channel4 show is pretty nice too, I'm not sure of her name though.

>> No.3923442

>>3923435
Channel 4?
I dunno.
Lorraine Pascale is the only black chef I know and she's on BBC.
I'm watching Nigella's latest show now actually. Man she looks better than ever

>> No.3923445
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Are Touhous valid?

>> No.3923458

>>3921415
>pick beautiful girl of your dreams to cook with you
>only ever see here pop into existence from some far off location to cook with your for 2 hours
>she never is all that attracted to you and considers you her friend
>watch over the years and she wonders from boyfriend to boyfriend
>watch as she gets pregnant and gets married, gets divorced and gets married again with 2 more kids in tow
>you are stuck in a quasi-limbo relationship with her, always longing never attaining

>> No.3923482

>>3923415
/thread

>> No.3923486

>>3923415
Looks good in the thumbnail, but when I open the thumbnail the amount of foundation for the makeup nearly covers my keyboard.

What is she hiding under all that makeup, anon?

>> No.3923502
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3923502

>>3923486
closest to no makeup pic after a quick search of the internet.
honestly, i do not care what lurks under the makeup. she still my pick

>> No.3923505

>>3923486
If you ever actually watch her, she's the most annoying cunt ever.

>> No.3923509

>>3923502
That's actually a lot better. I'm now thinking that >>3923415 isn't all makeup and is actually a shit load of photoshop.

>> No.3923523

>>3923505
I just did.

She talks like she's from the wrong side of Brooklyn and waves her hands all over like that too. lol

I'll stick to photos.