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4312372 No.4312372 [Reply] [Original]

Have you ever had that feeling when you've taken a big shit right after eating a meal you paid a lot of money for, that all you paid to do was take a really expensive shit?

>> No.4312379

the digestive system doesn't work that fast

>> No.4312389

>>4312379
It does when you've eaten something really spicy when you haven't in a while.

>> No.4312404

>>4312389
The food you're shitting wasn't the food you just ate.

The digestive system doesn't work like that.

Did you never learn how long our intestines are?

>> No.4312406

Unless your use of the words "right after eating" was not accurate

>> No.4312408

>>4312389
Really greasy things too, I really have to stop doing that shit.

>> No.4312411

You don't pay for the pleasure of keeping the food in your intestines fuckwit

>> No.4312414

>>4312404
Trust me, when the only time I've had atomic wings that week was 5 minutes ago and I'm shitting a fireball, IT FUCKING WORKS THAT FAST.

>> No.4312420

>>4312372
i had lunch at the 4 seasons resturant

>average entree was about $45
i shat like a king (i noticed no difference) and went to bed about... 8 hours later.

what are you talking about OP?

>> No.4312421

Oh man. I had my gallbladder removed a couple years ago, and I have honestly shit out things I had eaten 30 minutes to an hour prior. They were pretty much undigested. Not cool, gastrointestinal tract, not cool.

>> No.4312422

>>4312379
>>4312404
>>4312406
All I have to say on the matter is do not drink kraut juice infused with hot sauce unless you want a industrial strength cleaning of your colon.

>> No.4312443

>>4312372
This is why I don't pay too much money for food. It's just going to turn into shit anyway.

>> No.4312467

>>4312421
>eat something really spicy
>body starts rejecting it not even a few minutes later
>suddenly get that feeling like your internal pressure just dropped
>OH BOY
>rush to make it in time
>barely half the stuff coming out even had time to dissolve before being passed on
That's was the last time I had anything without having enough to cancel out the acidity.

>> No.4312491

>>4312467

Yeah, you learn pretty quickly what will and will not shoot through you like it's on a goddamn flume ride. It took only two tries for me to learn that chinese food is NOT my friend anymore.

>> No.4312499

>>4312491
I once made the mistake of eating Italian food that had whole cloves of nearly uncooked garlic in it. It was fucking good, but holy hell there was a frantic rush for the toilet when it hit me.

>> No.4312514

>>4312499

Just smelling garlic, chinese food, or anything spicy (also known as any food that isn't boiled and/or originating from the UK) makes my intestines uneasy. They're like that one jumpy guy in every stereotypical group of military buddies.