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4523887 No.4523887 [Reply] [Original]

Hiya /ck/

Just wanted to show you my burger

1/3

>> No.4523890

what the fuck is that thing

>> No.4523889
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4523889

2/3

>> No.4523891

Did you make it out of soggy belly button lint?

>> No.4523892
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4523892

3/3

Layering is as follows:

---top bun---
---cheese---
---ketchup---
---tomato---
---100% beef patty---
---avocado---
---mayonnaise---
---bottom bun---

>dat closeup

>> No.4523895

why is the meat in grayscale?

>> No.4523899
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4523899

fucking disgusting

>> No.4523901

That meat ain't gray, it's purple.

totodile is a niggerfag who accidentally mixed purple drank in his overdone burger.

totodile: Just go and die. Even if the burger WASN'T purple, you ruined the meat.

>> No.4523906

I think the cum on the lettuce is a nice touch.

>> No.4523909
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4523909

Of course no American meal is complete without soda

bonus/3

>> No.4523917
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4523917

>>4523889
ftfy

>> No.4523916

>safeway soda

I figured it out.

totodile is undead. Every time we see these abominations and tell him to go die, he just gets stronger.

TOTO

GO LIVE

YOU FUCK

>> No.4523922

>>4523917
Nice try, but even shopped pink, it's DRY.

Ruined is ruined, dude.

>> No.4523933

>>4523891
lol
>>4523887
You should use better lighting when taking your pics man, that burger looks disgusting as shit (ffs, it's grey)

>> No.4523949

>>4523917
much better

>> No.4523951
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>>4523887
>my burger
>obvious imgur filenames

>> No.4523953
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4523953

rate my salad :3

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4523955

>>4523951
I upload them to imgur first to show friends, then I dl the imgur versions and post those on /ck/.

why? because imgur strips exif data :)))

>> No.4523960

>>4523953
>raw broccoli

ech

>> No.4523963

>>4523955
>imgur strips exif data
>2013
>being this concerned about your privacy

>> No.4523964

>>4523955
Yes, because we wouldn't want anybody showing up uninvited to your glory hole behind the 7-11, now would we?

>> No.4524035
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4524035

>>4523953

>> No.4524057

>>4523955
>he doesn't know how to remove exif data from a simple option contained on his phone
xD

>> No.4524055

Did you like...adjust the color for that camera/phone to make it appear you made the patty out of gray playdough?

>> No.4524062

>>4523963
>having no reason to be concerned about your privacy

Must suck not having a profession.

>> No.4524078

>>4523953

it looks like it'd be pretty tasty

coasting mostly on salt though

>> No.4524089

>>4524062
>oh no my boss is gonna catch me posting on
>4chan

Christ, posting on 4chan isn't going to merit your termination.

>> No.4524093

>>4524078
>coasting mostly on salt though

I don't use dressing so this is pretty much true

>> No.4524155

>>4523887
avocado is exclusively used on top of the burger, never on the bottom!

That meat is so gray!!!....
It should be an english school uniform!!!!...

>> No.4524167

>>4524089
>implying it is a boss I am worried about
Some people have names that mean something and are tagged to meaningful works.

>> No.4524187

>>4523953
Mmmm, banana peppers, fuck yeah.

>> No.4524198

>>4524167
>implying posting on 4chan makes you any less of a person

oh wait

>> No.4524200

>>4524167
>Implying your name means anything to anyone.

>> No.4524206

>>4524200
>>4524198
>implying I don't have 9 peer-reviewed publications, haven't given ~14 conference talks, and don't hold $70k in funding

I know you don't care if your fellow retail employees associate your name with 4chan, but that doesn't apply to everyone.

>> No.4524238

>>4524206
>Implying anyone gives a shit about your made up achievements.

Around here, you're the same as the rest of us.

>> No.4524248

>>4523887

that looks like paper mache

>> No.4524348

so how did you make it so...gray?

>> No.4524415

>>4523887
you proved yourself marginally more competent than >>4524050

congratulations retard

>> No.4524446

>>4524206
So uh

Soft science or real science?

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4524471

theres no way in hell that meat is 100% beef patty
even if it was well done it wouldnt be that color
i thought it was some kind of weird black bean burger
summin' wrong with that shit anon
you gon' die

>> No.4524485

>>4523955
I really can't tell what's worse - your food or your photography skills.

>> No.4524490

>>4524206
Nobody gives a shit if grad students you post on 4chan