/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[progun_il !!8AVbT/7HjDp No.4531437]

what is /ck/ drinking tonight?

on my second green river and jack and i've got a case of budweiser (not pictured)

[Anonymous No.4531445]

>>4531437
toasting in a progun_il thread

Evan Williams and Pepsi

[Anonymous No.4531450]

Martinis made with some of the scariest plastic jug gin ever.

[Anonymous No.4531452]

>>4531450
>not buying all your liquor in a plastic bottle

[Anonymous No.4531458]

jack daniels and strawberry lemonade.

[Anonymous No.4531462]

Nutella glasses full of cheap port wine.

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.4531463]

'shine

[Anonymous No.4531464]

A progun thread! I'm having a Blue Moon Agave Nectar Ale. Its decent.

[Anonymous No.4531465]

>>4531463
Jelly, but why do you have so many?

captcha: many taauti

[Anonymous No.4531466]

sierra Nevada pale ale and anchor steam

[Anonymous No.4531468]

[Anonymous No.4531472]

>>4531437

I made a Martini for the first time. I didn't make it very well, but it isn't that bad. I could see myself drinking these on a semi regular basis.

On that note, when I was buying booze tonight. I couldn't decide between Bourbon or gin. Then I was like I've never had a Martini. Let us create one... so I did. :p

[Anonymous No.4531471]

>>4531466
This is the most Northern California post I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.4531478]

>>4531437

OP needs Jim Beam Bourbon. It tastes better than Jack Daniels.

If you really want to get tossed... Buy Jim Beam Honey Bourbon. It is devine

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.4531481]

>>4531465
the liquor store didn't carry the 1.75 bottles so I bought a case

when I was almost finished I returned to order another case but it seemed my order had prompted them to stock the big boys

now I just buy 2 at a time

[Anonymous No.4531492]

>>4531472
I like Hemingway's version more than the classic recipe. Gordon's from the freezer with Noilly Prat 15 to 1 shaken to shit and strained into a chilled cocktail glass. A bit barbaric but it really hits the spot.

[Anonymous No.4531493]

>>4531437
milk

[Anonymous No.4531497]

>>4531481
How would you describe the taste of moonshine to a European? What can you compare it to?

[Anonymous No.4531501]

>>4531472
the only good martini is an extra extra dry martini

[Anonymous No.4531502]

The Sixth Glass

[progun_il !!8AVbT/7HjDp No.4531523]

>>4531497
moonshine is a generic term for any liquor that's distilled and not aged, basically.
if they use grain of some kind its whiskey and if they use fruit its brandy

someone correct me if i'm wrong

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.4531526]

>>4531497
it compares to whiskey like jack daniels but it doesn't age in a barrel for 7 or more years

I tell people it tastes like un aged whiskey

[Anonymous No.4531539]

>>4531526
White whiskey and corn shine taste like bourbon, minus any smoky, vanilla, and woody notes from the barrel.

[Anonymous No.4531540]

>>4531526
That's the problem, I have no idea what unaged whiskey tastes like. I've had plenty of European shine though, but that's all eau de vie (unaged fruit brandy). The only grain liquors that weren't aged I've drunk were gin, jenever and vodka.

[progun_il !!8AVbT/7HjDp No.4531544]

>>4531540
gin is juniper berries i think

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.4531550]

>>4531539
aren't white whiskey and corn shine the same thing?

>>4531540
it doesn't have a very strong flavor and when made well it's extremely smooth

if you could imagine what whiskey tastes like without the charred wood flavor you would know moonshine

[Anonymous No.4531584]

>>4531550
In order for it to be called whiskey, it has to spend time in a barrel. So with white whiskey, they often put in a barrel for 24 hours and remove it.

Whiskey doesn't necessarily have to have corn.

[Anonymous No.4531595]

Just picked up a six pack of Bass. Enjoying one while the oven preheats. Later I'll enjoy another alongside some garlic herb chicken

[Anonymous No.4531631]

i feel like i need to buy a gun to post pictures of my food on /ck/

[Anonymous No.4531636]

>>4531437
I think it might be a good idea to have your liquor and firearms stored in separate ends of your house. Or at least not on the same table.

[Anonymous No.4531648]

>>4531636
Guns don't get drunk. Nor does any modern firearm suddenly discharge. Anyone who knows the basics of gun safety and how the machine physically operates is safe around one, even while intoxicated, unless he's doing kegstands at a shemale rodeo.

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.4531652]

>>4531636
guns don't just go flying off the handle and kill people without some nut behind the trigger regardless of alcohol

[Anonymous No.4531654]

probably water tonight.
This whole drinking 7 days a week thing is taking a toll. Will turn it down to 6 for now

[Anonymous No.4531701]

>>4531471
Haha, good call. I'm signed up to tour the anchor steam brewery in SF on the 21st.

[Anonymous No.4531703]

>>4531437
Good for you progun, trying to eat healthy.

[Totodile !kWC/sJ2iv. No.4532117]

Hiya everyone!

My beers, let me show you them

My ranking:
#1 Chocolate Stout - robust and delicious!
#2 Strawberry Blonde - Refreshing and perfect with Cheetos
#3 Raspberry Brown - Perfect for eating dessert with
#4 Big Daddy IPA - too bitter and dry

[Totodile !kWC/sJ2iv. No.4532119]

>>4532117
another pic with their accompaniment

[tacocat No.4532120]

>>4532119
What kind of VC are you that you don't have a firearm? You some kind of california hippy?

[BlastTechno !Lah4W4etNM No.4532123]

Thread is now a drinking thread. This is what I have tonight. Plebs.

[Anonymous No.4532158]

>>4532120
god-tier taste in beer fine sir.

Firestone just barely got distribution into Texas, but damn, DBA and Double Jack are friggin fantastic. Also, Sam Adams red was a surprisingly good sour-esque red

[Anonymous No.4532177]

>>4532117
>>4532119
>shitty beer and cheetos

[Anonymous No.4532243]

this

[Anonymous No.4532250]

Was drinking mojitos (because I'm a phaget), but stopped after the sixth because I'm trying to watch my alcohol consumption...

[Anonymous No.4532253]

>>4531701
i did it about a month ago
the tour was good but the tasting was great! youll enjoy it anon

[Anonymous No.4532264]

>>4531463
>ultra premium moonshine

[Anonymous No.4532300]

>>4531437

category: soup
"liquid beef jerky"

>1 can: progresso rich & hearty beef pot roast with country vegetables
>1 oz: raw ground beef
>half tbsp: salted butter
>1 level tbsp: pepper flakes
>1 pinch: salt
>1 pinch: brown sugar
>1 pinch: potato starch

blend together until uniform, solids will settle to the bottom of the blender
bring to a boil
simmer until desired viscosity
serve lukewarm in a wide rim soup cup

protip: top with cheese, pepperoni, olives, and chives

[Anonymous No.4532516]

>>4531437

asshole

[Anonymous No.4532524]

HAH HAA
Stopped drinking a few weeks ago. Feels fucking AMAZING to wake up at 7am again with a clear head.

[Anonymous No.4532527]

>>4532524
Feels good to drink every night and wake up with a clear head

[Anonymous No.4532561]

>>4531652
> guns don't kill people, people kill people
> alcohol has no effect on one's behavior

this is how you sound

[Anonymous No.4532618]

>>4532516
you are drinking asshole?
HOW

[Anonymous No.4532657]

>>4532561
>guns are for murderers
>one sip of alcohol will destroy your life

...and this is how you sound
the firearm is a wonderful little engineering marvel, much like the automobile in your garage. and, similarly, it takes a bit of maturity to properly handle both of them. whatever has happened in your life, assuming that others having alcohol around will inevitably lead to loss of control and drunken decisions is simply wrong.

[Anonymous No.4532889]

>>4531652
This picture would be so much funnier if it was correct anatomically...
>occipital lobe labeled as hypothalamus.