Disgusting Things We Accidentally Ate

[Anonymous No.4546676]

I was enjoying a lovely spinach and romaine salad just now when I looked down at the plate and saw half of a ladybug. The sinking realization set in that I had most likely eaten the other half of it. It's a tiny bug, yeah, but I still feel like puking now.

Share your stories of nasty shit you've found in your food.

[Anonymous No.4546691]

i found the back end of a small mouse in my yogurt a couple years ago. went in my mouth and everything.

[Anonymous No.4546693]

I did something similar to you OP.
I made a salad sandwich to take to work.
While I was eating it I saw these little tiny grass hopper looking things crawling around on the glad wrap it was wrapped in.
I had already eaten half the sandwich and I didn't have my wallet on me that day so I had no option but to eat the rest of my sandwich.
Nothing bad happened, Bear Grylls eats bugs all the time with no ill effects.

[Anonymous No.4546696]

>>4546693
That's some dedication to nutrition, there. I would have just gone hungry, and likely skipped the next couple of meals out of disgust. You must have been pretty hungry.

[Anonymous No.4546829]

I accidentally ate a veggie burger which I thought was vegan (it contained eggs). Needless to say, I performed self-induced vomiting. Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.4546861]

>>4546691
That's fucking horrific.

>>4546829
ahahahahhaaha

[Anonymous No.4547065]

My brother once accidently drank from a piss bottle of mine.

[▀▐╬blond¡e !!106SkFtEon3 No.4547068]

>>4546676

wasp flew into coffee I was drinking once, went in my mouth and stung the piss outta my tongue

I was surprised it was still intact considering it was submerged in the coffee

[Anonymous No.4547080]

I always get bugs in my mouth when I run and cycle. It no longer disgusts me.

[Anonymous No.4549511]

>>4546829
9/10

[Anonymous No.4549514]

>drinking hot chocolate
>lumps in it
>"this cocoa is shit and not mixing"
>finish it
>2 little cockroaches at the bottom of the cup
>the lumps were insects
>i ate 4 or 5 boiled baby cockroaches

[Anonymous No.4549534]

>>4546676
If you ate a ladybug, let me assure you, you'd know about it INSTANTLY. The horrific smell and taste would be something you can't miss or mistaken. I'd done that before when eating cereal from a bag during the fall migration. One got into the bag and into my mouth. After the 3rd chew I was like, pic related at the sink.

[Anonymous No.4549537]

>>4549514
At least they are like 34-36% protein.

[Anonymous No.4549749]

>>4546691
Shit like this is why I always stir my yoghurt.

[Anonymous No.4549751]

>>4546676
Dude, it's a ladybug. It is tiny, who cares?

If it was a flatheaded borer or something I'd understand.

[Anonymous No.4550027]

so my fucking coach also a biology teacher and crazy health nut in school during nutrition I was in his classroom with my friends and he gets his lunch bag and goes "oh know ants got in my lunch bag" there is like almost an army of ants.. he goes "I hope they didn't go that dep in my lunch" and the sandwich is covered in about 10 ants and he goes "you know what its just extra protein anyways." EATS THE SANDWICH AND WE ALL LOOK LIKE WTF. Either it's disgusting or badass depending who you are but man it just shocked me how he did so casually.

[Anonymous No.4550046]

>>4549534
Maybe he bit it in half and swallowed the other half whole.

[Anonymous No.4550051]

Found a beard hair in a frozen meal once.

Literally this is the worst I've ever found. No mice, no insects, nothing.

They gave me coupons, but I haven't been able to eat it since.

[Anonymous No.4550067]

Maggots in a bar of Cadbury Fruit and Nut.

[Anonymous No.4550087]

>>4546676
>>4546696
>being this big of a bitch
Dude it's a bug. It's not going to kill you.
>>4550051
Beard hair? Like, dick beard?

[Anonymous No.4550098]

>>4546676
Fuck OP.

I ate a ladybug in cookies and cream ice cream.

It was all good until I pulled the sharp fucking shell out of my bitch ass mouth. I will never be able to eat that shit again.

Chewy like the cookies, yet slicey like eating blades of ladybug ninja shit fuck im drunk

[Anonymous No.4550147]

>>4550098
>Chewy like the cookies, yet slicey like eating blades of ladybug ninja shit fuck im drunk

oh god i lol'd

[Anonymous No.4550161]

>>4546696
He's probably just fat.

[Anonymous No.4550189]

I was eating a fruit cup (one of those ones in a metal tin with the pull tab) and as I got to the bottom there were some little things that looked like maggots. I hate fruit cocktail.

[Anonymous No.4550216]

>>4550087
>Dude it's a bug. It's not going to kill you.
>bugs never killed anyone

[Anonymous No.4550395]

>>4546676
When i was a kid i was drinking a coke when i felt something firm coming out of it. I looked into it with a flashlight and there was this short fat worm in there.
Now i very rarely drink canned soda and if i do i pour it into a glass and look inside the can.

[Anonymous No.4550405]

>pour a bowl of bran flakes because no one else was eating them
>Go along my merry way
>A couple of bites in I noticed a dead cockroach floating in my bowl.
>Dump out the milk and throw away the cereal
>mfw
My idiot sister never seals/closes anything, so any fucking critter can just crawl into the bag. If this ever happens again, I'm going to smack the shit out of her. Or put a roach in her food. Whichever works better.

[Anonymous No.4550414]

>>4550087
>Like, dick beard?

It was thick, curly, and short. It was in my mouth, so I like to think it was from the face.

[Anonymous No.4550416]

Yeah, I stayed at a friend's home for a few days. His home is infested with moths.
So one morning, I woke up, grabbed myself some cereal, pour some milk and eat.
Then after a few minutes, I looked at my bowl and there were several moths in it. I probably ate few of them.
I threw everything away but didn't give a fuck because I barely felt anything and they weren't crunchy.

>mfw

[Anonymous No.4550422]

>>4550405
>I'm going to smack the shit out of her. Or put a roach in her food. Whichever works better.

[Anonymous No.4550424]

>>4550405
>My idiot sister never seals/closes anything, so any fucking critter can just crawl into the bag.

You're joking right

That's fucking disgusting I bet she's one of those people that thinks you can cut mould off

[Anonymous No.4550443]

>>4550424
But you can cut mold off

[Anonymous No.4550451]

Reminds of a time one of my friends was trying to swipe a drink from another buddy, and it was the buddys dip spit bottle, I laughed at him for days.

[Anonymous No.4550459]

Eating pistachios once, a few of them had some kind of silky substance but I didn't really think anything of it. After about the fifth or sixth silky one I looked closer at the shell and there was a pupa of some kind in the webby stuff.
Then there was pic related, took a few bites out of that before I saw what was up.

[Anonymous No.4550461]

>>4547065
Are you me? Same shit happened with me and my bro he thought is was beer for some stupid ass reason ( it was in a milk jug).

[Anonymous No.4550470]

>>4550443
>But you can cut mold off

No you cant

[Anonymous No.4550475]

>>4550459
What the hell is that thing in this apple?

[Anonymous No.4550479]

>>4550475
Either a rotten core or chocolate custard. It didn't taste like chocolate custard.

[Anonymous No.4550483]

>>4550470
But you can.

[Anonymous No.4550489]

>white things in my coffee
>"its probably milk cream"
>finish the coffee
>there are worms in my cup

[Anonymous No.4550491]

>>4550483

You cant see it while it's alive, you're only cutting off dead shit

[Anonymous No.4550497]

>>4550491
But you can still cut it off.

[Anonymous No.4550503]

>>4550497
Are you autistic? You know what he meant.

[Anonymous No.4550691]

>be like 6-7
>recess
>going to town on delicious sandwich, brown soda bread, goat's cheese, relish
>be like 3/4 through sandwich
>see an ant on my hand
>see another ant on my hand
>look in sandwich
>muhfuggin ants all up in my sandwich

I can't remember many things from my youth. That is one of them. In such vivid detail.

[Anonymous No.4551070]

I was around 12-14 and my mom had bought home a small bag of clemetines. I was eating one while gaming and I felt like that white stuff that are inbetween the peel and the juicy stuff was weird. I went to my mother with it and yep, it was a whole layer of small worms. I had probably eaten something like a quarter of the clementine already.

Also sorry if my english failed.

[Anonymous No.4551116]

>>4551070
If they're anything like raspberries, the worms just taste the same thing. God knows how many raspberry worms I've eaten in my life. In fact, how many anyone eating fresh raspberries has eaten.

Nom nom protein in muh berries.

[Anonymous No.4551137]

>>4547068
fuck you man you didn't have to share that.

[Anonymous No.4551138]

>>4547065
>>4550461
>>4550483
>>4550443
you sick fucks

[Anonymous No.4551146]

>>4547065
Lel, I pissed in a beer bottle that my dad drunkenly chugged half-way before realizing it was piss. Another time, I'd pissed in a glass and left it on the table. When he asked me what it was, I said soda. He took a drink, immediately spat it out and was probably going to kick my ass before my mom walked in. I'm laughing pretty hard thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.4551150]

>>4550483
you can't cut the filaments that have grown into the food off because you can't see them

[Anonymous No.4551158]

>>4551150
Just keep cutting, man. You'll get them eventually.

[Anonymous No.4551159]

>>4551158
>>4551150

Fellow morgellons sufferers, on my /ck/?

[Anonymous No.4551166]

>work at a restaurant
>cleaning out pans at the end of the night
>look in one
>dead roach at the bottom
>mfw

[Anonymous No.4551188]

>eating at cracker barrel
>order something that comes with a baked potato
>start to cut up the potato a bit to add toppings
>find huge rotten core in it
>send it back for a new potato
>cut into new potato
>another rotten one
>lose my appetite and leave without paying
The potatoes were cut open; how did they not notice? Especially with the second one.

[Anonymous No.4551192]

>>4551188
>cracker barrel
Doesnt surprise me

[Anonymous No.4551196]

>>4551188
Also, here's a really dumb one.

>go into the kitchen and pour myself a glass of coke
>take a sip
>realize that it tastes really off and has a strong chemical taste
>clean out my mouth with water and check the bottle of coke
>notice globs of something floating around in it
>call coca cola to figure out what the fuck is wrong
>they send me some coupons and tell me to contact the fda
>call the fda and describe what I found in the coke
>later that day, I remember what happened
>earlier that morning, I had opened that bottle of coke
>was immediately after I woke up, and I normally take my pill (capsule) with a small amount of soda
>was apparently too lazy to pour some out so I took a swig from the bottle
>somehow managed to spit the pill into the bottle of coke
>capsule slowly dissolved, leaving globs of crap and dissolved medicine in the coke
>feel like a fucking idiot
>tell the fda to close the case
>still get free coke from the coupons
>mfw

[Anonymous No.4551200]

At my work we sell bulk dried foods like rice and quinoa and other things.
Sometimes these pantry moths get in them and lay eggs and these little worm things live in the dried grains.
My boss makes me take them off the shelf and pop them in the freezer to kill the bugs, put them back on the shelf so people can come and buy the rice and beetle mixture and eat them. lol.

[Anonymous No.4551206]

Cigarette in a soda can. Chewing tobacco in a cup of drink.

Dirty assholes need to learn to stop putting their waste and garbage in food products, especially around kids where cups and cans don't have names on them.

[Anonymous No.4551212]

>>4551200
Hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.4551213]

A year ago went to a quesadilla takeout in Mexico city. Ordered a flor de calabaza quesadilla and found a fucking cockroach torso inside it. I puked all over the plate.

[Anonymous No.4551253]

>>4551196

>I normally take my pill (capsule) with a small amount of soda
I think I've been browsing for far too long today because my first instinct upon reading that is to point out how much of a fat-fuck habit this is. Unless there's a good reason why you're doing that but....shit man.

[Anonymous No.4551257]

>uncle's wife is picky landwhale >will only eat at two restaurants, small local mexican place, and McDonald's
>go to Mexican place to eat with uncle and aunt
>get bean and cheese burrito and rice
>happily eating because delicious
>bite into something foul tasting
>look into burrito
>fucking cockroach shell/wings, was an enormous one
>immediately spit into napkin and refuse to eat
>aunt still refuses to eat anywhere else despite the same thing happening to my uncle a month later
>poor bastard

[Anonymous No.4551264]

i contracted food poisoning from jimmy john's

[Anonymous No.4551265]

>>4551253
Sometimes I have a bit of phlegm built up in my throat in the morning, and a bit of soda helps to break some of it up. I drink maybe 1-2 oz at the most. I rarely ever drink soda aside from at those times.

[Anonymous No.4551267]

>>4551265
I'm allergic to nearly everything that grows around here.

[Anonymous No.4551279]

>>4551265
Oh I see. Get some carbonated water, maybe? Assuming that's not what you're drinking already. I find soda just coats my throat rather than clearing it up.

[Anonymous No.4551293]

I was once eating a whole human hand, and found a tiny burger in the middle of it. Haven't touched human flesh since.

[Anonymous No.4551300]

>>4549514
jesus dude, that is fucking horrifying

[Anonymous No.4551303]

>>4551279
Occasionally I buy some, but it tastes nasty on its own. I generally mix it with a bit of apple juice, but when I don't have any, I just go for whatever we have around.

[Anonymous No.4551306]

>>4551293

My condolences.

[Anonymous No.4551332]

maggots in my rice was probably the worst.

[Anonymous No.4551333]

>>4551293

>eating pile of elephant shit
>bite down on something strange
>pull it out of my mouth
>a beef wellington ended up in my pile of shit
>lose my appetite

To this day I have a hard time eating piles of shit without gagging.

[Anonymous No.4551357]

>>4551293
Terrible thing, to have your appetite taken away from you.

[Anonymous No.4551517]

>>4551150
>you can't see
Guess what mold losers. You can't see the mold that is in just about every piece of bread, fruit, nut, etc. etc. And you eat it anyways. Living, delicious mold that hasn't manifested itself to the eye yet. So yes, you can cut mold off and what happens is you're eating the same mold you'd be eating if you couldn't see it in the first place.

Along with the bug pieces, animal feces and piss, other fungus, and everything else that's infesting ALL of your food. Fortunately for you the only shit that you have to worry about are the pesticides, insecticides, and radiation treatment that they're giving you cancer with.

[Anonymous No.4551528]

The worst that ever happened to me was a fly landing on my slice of pizza as I took a bite of it, no joke. That was when I was just a wee boy, I remember throwing up a WHILE later.

I knew this kid in middle school whose older brother found maggots in his Rice Krispies, he got a pretty decent settlement with them, a few thousand bucks or so. At least 10 G's.

>implying I wouldn't eat a bowl of maggots for 10 G's

[Anonymous No.4551549]

>>4551517
Well, bacteria and viruses are pretty dangerous.
And some molds are too.

[Anonymous No.4551598]

>eating my gf
>pubic hair gets trapped in back of my throat
>gagging for hours
neveragain.jpg

[Anonymous No.4551609]

one time my gramma somehow got a booger in my hashbrowns once, i was eating them got like halfway though them and lifted my fork and there was booger hanging off it, almost threw up

another time i was walking down the street and there was a dead bird with guts coming out and i was grossed out and then i had kraft dinner later that day and while i was eating it i got flashbacks of the bird guts which were the same color and then i could never eat kraft dinner again

[Anonymous No.4551627]

>>4546829

You're a long way from home, buddy.

[Anonymous No.4551633]

>>4551609
quit being a puss puss canada.

[Anonymous No.4551641]

> get drunk at party
> put my beer down for a few seconds to text hoamy
> pick up beer to drink
> this tastes burnt... and there's a lump in it
> out of panic swallow
> look into can
> it's FULL OF CIGARETTE BUTTS
> I PICKED UP THE WRONG CAN

[Anonymous No.4551644]

>>4551633
whut

[Anonymous No.4551666]

>>4551641
>hoamy
The negroid is strong in this one.

[Anonymous No.4551691]

>>4551641

I did this at a concert and vomited. Bad times man.

Also,

>hoamy

[Anonymous No.4551693]

>>4551257

>not suing them

[Anonymous No.4551700]

>>4546693
time to drink you're own jizz its dark out ;)

[Anonymous No.4551732]

When I was in Croatia, I ate a few grapes on which tiny black bugs were crawling. I only bought them a few hours before.

[Anonymous No.4551763]

Shared before, but still awful:
>Little sister opens package of Pop-Tarts
>toasts them, pulls them out, takes a bite
>Looks at Pop-Tart
>OH GOD, THE MAGGOTS
She didn't eat them again for a LOOONG time, and every toaster pastry she eats now, she breaks open and checks first.

Also, didn't actually eat, but:
>parents go to Mexican restaurant to pick up some breakfast tacos
>about to be next in line, ready to order
>mom looks at counter
>cockroach scuttles out, stops
>not even scared... just sits there like, "'Sup, brah."
>parents get the fuck out

Different friends and family have been there and dealt with roaches. I have NO idea why this place is still in business.

[Anonymous No.4551772]

>>4551763

Shoulda sued man, shoulda sued.

[Anonymous No.4551777]

>>4551772
Concerning the Pop-Tarts, our family's not that quick to take someone to court, especially since it was something harmless. Mentally scarring, yes, but my parents are very "it builds character" types. So sucks for my sister, but that's how it goes.

For the Mexican restaurant... this issue happened about 10 years ago, and several instances since with friends/family. If they haven't been shut down yet, it's just not happening. I can only hope they eventually disappear as the area develops into actual civilization.

[Toki Wartooth No.4551783]

> be 8, have loose tooth
> fuck yeah, homemade apple pie
>finish pie
>tooth has disappeared

>pouring out last of cereal, accidentally pour the crumbs in too
>eat cereal
>look in empty bag
>those crumbs were tiny worms

[Anonymous No.4551984]

>>4547068

This happened to me with a wasp that flew in my coke can.
Guess who's allergic to wasps.
Me.

[Anonymous No.4551989]

>>4549534

I can tell when there are ladybirds nearby because I can smell them. So many occasions where I've been like "I SMELL LADYBIRDS" and lo and behold, there are some ladybirds. I don't know how eating a ladybird could go unnoticed, they're pungent little beasts

[Anonymous No.4552018]

>>4550405
Are you me?

My sister is a dumb fucking cunt that doesn't seal anything she opens so everything gets fucking stale.

[Anonymous No.4552084]

>>4551984

I remember when I was 9 I snuck up on a fly buzzing around the room and waited for it to get close before catching it in my mouth like a cat

after it started buzzing around in my mouth I panicked and spat it out

[Anonymous No.4552094]

>>4551641
i did that once with a can we used to spit in it and put finished joints

[Anonymous No.4552146]

>>4546676
Many years ago I was eating a burger.
Decided to open it up.
To my horror I discovered what appeared to be a slab of ground up dead cow flesh.

[Anonymous No.4552198]

>>4550027
underage b&

[Anonymous No.4553445]

Christmas eve, dad bought a ~*super speshul xmas edition*~ cheesecake from a bakery near his workplace. Parents decided after dinner we'd watch a movie and then have some coffee and cheesecake. But I didn't wanted to wait the movie to finish and sneaked into the kitchen. Cut myself a slice and saw a fuckton of black dots inside, but I tought those were chocochips, raisins or something like that until I took a closer look and discovered those were fucking black ants.

[Anonymous No.4553948]

>>4550046
Believe me, you WILL taste it, unless your mouth is dry as sandpaper and you have cut your tongue out.

[Anonymous No.4553959]

>Be 6 or 7
>Pour myself a bowl of raisin bran + milk
>eat a couple spoonfuls
>Notice tons of tiny specks floating around
>It is insects, lots and lots of insects

I don't remember what happened after that I just remember the disgust I felt upon realizing what I just ate.

I still eat raisin bran though, now I just store all my cereal in plastic tupperware containers as soon as I get home from the store.

[Anonymous No.4553979]

>eating lunch outside during work
>leave sandwich on table near bag and go grab coffee
>come back and sandwich wrapping was open and moved a bit, kind of messy
>think nothing of it
>eating dat shit
>look over
>crow looking at me
>lettuce hanging out of its beak
>lol silly crow
>look down, lettuce sprawled on table
>I didnt read the warning signs
>I kissed a crow

I havent eaten since
milkshake everything