/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5126816]

FRIES ARE THE BEST FUCKING SHIT EVER, AND WHOEVER DISAGREES DOESN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT WHAT TASTES GOOD.

[Anonymous No.5126837]

>posts dry cardboard sticks

[Anonymous No.5126843]

> CHIPS ARE THE BEST FUCKING SHIT EVER, AND WHOEVER DISAGREES DOESN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT WHAT TASTES GOOD.

Fixed it for you.

[Anonymous No.5126854]

Mussels and Belgian style frites are top tier.
Poutine and Machine Guns are a glutenous meal paradise.
Fries cooked in Duck Fat is one of the best things you can stuff in your face
And even murican style pizza fries are fucking glorious

[Anonymous No.5126870]

>>5126843
God damn it, these are chips.

[Anonymous No.5126876]

>>5126837
That's nice, but you're quoting the person who has a small penis.

[Anonymous No.5127009]

>>5126870
Nah, those are crisps.

[Anonymous No.5127032]

>>5126816

why is there no mayonnaise on them?

[Anonymous No.5127051]

>>5126816
Where's the brown sauce?

[Anonymous No.5127129]

>>5126816
Where's the semen?

[Anonymous No.5127158]

>>5126816
Where's the Bisto gravy?

[Anonymous No.5127190]

>>5126816
Where's my pants?

[Anonymous No.5127408]

>>5126816
Where's my napkin fucker?

[Anonymous No.5127487]

>>5126816
where's the ranch?

[ICE !CREAMrlHLI No.5127497]

>>5126816

if you think that then you have the palate of a child.

[Anonymous No.5127503]

>>5126816
Where are the onions, ketchup and mayo?

[Anonymous No.5127509]

wheres the cheese curds and gravy?

[Anonymous No.5127513]

[Anonymous No.5127543]

>>5126816
Where's the Heinz baked beans, nigger?

[Anonymous No.5127546]

>>5127009
What's crisps?

[Anonymous No.5127548]

>>5126870
That's a bag of chicken and waffles you fucking moron

[Anonymous No.5127550]

>>5127546
gay ass britbong words

[Anonymous No.5127553]

>>5127513
U wot?

[Anonymous No.5127555]

clearly you peasants have never eaten fried mandioca.

[Anonymous No.5127637]

>>5126816
Yep but too many places have shitty fries that taste stale and flavorless or have a nasty potato starch aftertaste. True fries should be able to stand by themselves with the only addition of salt.

[Anonymous No.5127661]

>>5127513
Nostalgia tripping from that pic. Anyone remember those crisps you could get that had the salt packet in there?

At the time I thought it was the greatest thing ever, even though they were the same as any other ready salted crisps once you'd added the salt.

[Anonymous No.5127679]

waar is de satesaus kanker lijers

[Anonymous No.5127689]

>>5126816
Fried Potatoes and Mayonnaise/mayo based sauce are godtier.
Second tier would have to be hotsauce of some sort.
After those comes various gravies and random other sauces.
Last place is Ketchup, or absolute shittier.
This list is OBJECTIVE.

[Anonymous No.5127690]

>>5126816
Where's the curls?

[Anonymous No.5127744]

>>5127661
Yeah I remember. Heston Blumenthal did something with that recently:

"Heston made large bags of crisp flavours including fish and chip flavour. The fish and chips from Mister Easter where taken to a freeze drying company where they were frozen and turned into powder for the sachets. As the crisps where way too big to be shaken in the packet the flavour sachets where emptied into mini crop dusting machines and then sprayed onto the crisps. "

It might be on Youtube somewhere

[Anonymous No.5127750]

polenta fries are superior

[Anonymous No.5127900]

tater tots > fries

[Anonymous No.5127902]

>>5127900
Those are batter chunks you frothing retard

[Anonymous No.5127939]

belgian fries>arbys>checkers

[Anonymous No.5127955]

potato smiley faces

[Anonymous No.5127957]

>>5127902
No. Potato bits stuck together and fried.

[Anonymous No.5127977]

>>5127955
Damn, being a kid was awesome.

[Anonymous No.5127981]

spiral potato

[Anonymous No.5127991]

>>5127981

[Anonymous No.5128235]

>>5127555
That shit is fucking amazing. Weirdly the only place I ever had it was my college dining hall.

[Anonymous No.5128255]

>>5127690
>>5127981

fries that don't look like this a inedible

[Anonymous No.5128735]

>>5127555
>eats starving people's food
>calls others peasants

[Anonymous No.5128741]

>>5127981
those are unfinished chips, not fries.