Wanted: Your lowliest recipes

[Anonymous No.5284032]

The dullest, plainest recipes you'll happily eat.

Tuna sandwich:

>Star-Kist chunk light tuna in a can
>dollop of Miracle Whip
>two slices white bread

Open can. Drain. Mix with Miracle Whip. Plop on bread. Slice. Eat.

Glorious.

[Anonymous No.5284063]

>raisins
>bread

Push raisins into bread with fingers.
Serve.
Raisin bread.

[Anonymous No.5284071]

>>5284032
are you a miracle whip marketer? that stuff is shit, it's to real mayo what wonderbread is to a baker's loaf

[Anonymous No.5284099]

>>5284071
MIRACLE WHIP, PLAIN WHITE BREAD.

That's how we do it here, nigga.

[Anonymous No.5284129]

>oats
>water
>PB
>raisins

>spinach leaves
>italian dressing

>steamed broccoli
>salt
>pepper

>eggs
>salt
>pepper

And today:
>spare ribs
>sweet baby ray's BBQ sauce

Eight hours in the crock pot, few minutes under the broiler. Pic related.

[Bound2 No.5284172]

I did that last night with nayonaise.
shared with cat and mixed with a knife in the can, plop.

here is another:
Can of beans, 1/4 cup of salsa.
heat, or don't.

[Anonymous No.5284184]

>>5284063
y-you ok there, buddy?

[Anonymous No.5284200]

[Anonymous No.5284206]

>pasta
>olive oil

>bread
>olive oil

>bread
>hotsauce

i used to make really big involved tuna pasta salads but my current roommate doesn't eat any of the stuff i used to put in it (celery, carrots, onion, olives, cottage cheese, anchovy) so uh
>tuna
>mayo
>pasta
>s + p

[Anonymous No.5284227]

A slice of brown bread with mayo and mustard.

[Anonymous No.5284265]

Two guilty pleasures when I was a kid and didn't know how to cook

SpaghettiOs + salsa
graham cracker cereal. (just graham crackers and milk)

[Anonymous No.5284282]

hummus on wheat bread
peanut butter and honey on wheat
scrambled eggs on buttered toast
biscuits and gravy

tl;dr
carbs+protein

[Anonymous No.5284283]

>>5284265
>graham cracker cereal

Science is way ahead of you, anon.

[Anonymous No.5284289]

>>5284032
>Miracle Whip in glass jar

My childhood is dead.

[Anonymous No.5284290]

Toast + Cheese. Grill/Broil until cheese is all melted and browned. Add ketchup. It's fucking pizza. Don't argue.

Chip butties (britfag) are pretty good too.

When I was a kid, I used to eat ketchup sandwiches too.

[Anonymous No.5284293]

>>5284290
Oh and sometimes I just eat cheese with dates (peanut butter too if available)

[Anonymous No.5284296]

>>5284290
It's a grilled cheese sandwich. Ketchup is inherently part of grilled cheese.
Ketchup on pizza though? Euugh.

[Anonymous No.5284299]

>>5284206
I once did the bread + hotsauce thing, it was a disappointment. I gave it a 3/10.

[Anonymous No.5284301]

WTF is with these complicated-as-fuck recipes?

1) Open can.
2) Dump on bread.
3) Serve.

[Anonymous No.5284305]

>>5284283
No I mean the Honey Maid brand plain crackers... not designed to stay crunchy or anything. It was a soggy bowl of mush after 2 minutes, but I liked it.
but thanks, tho.

[Anonymous No.5284307]

peanut butter
banana

fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.5284325]

>>5284301

wtf is with this fucking three-step recipe?

1) Open can.
2) Eat with fork.

Yum.

[Anonymous No.5284365]

>>5284325
wtf is with this fucking two-step recipe?

1) Eat can.

[Anonymous No.5284380]

>>5284299
>did
>bread + hot sauce
>thing

[Anonymous No.5284421]

>white bread
>mayo
>1 slice 'murrican cheese

[Anonymous No.5284848]

>>5284421
wish this guy was still around

[Anonymous No.5284854]

3 Weetbix uncrushed, 4-5 spoonfuls of Wholegrain Oats, Water.
I have Grapefruit and some Vegetables with breakfast too.

Thinking of upping the quantity now that i'm running in the morning again, but this is enough as is and i'm a tall, unlazy guy.

[Anonymous No.5284867]

>>5284848

Did he die of diabetes, suicide or colon cancer?

[Anonymous No.5285007]

- Shredded chicken
- Onions, finely chopped
- Mustard
- Creme fraiche
- Capers, finely chopped
- Cold pasta

Mix and eat

[Anonymous No.5285716]

>>5284032
'Scouse Nachos'

>Literally any kind of crisps (Or 'chips' I guess) normally Walkers/Lays
>Grate any cheese on top, if none then I stoop to slices of american cheese
>Some tabasco or chilli flakes on top if I'm feeling fancy, maybe some pepper
>On a very rare occasion I may put on some canned jalapenos

Microwave for 30 seconds, pour a glass of coke. Done.

Shaking in my own shame here /ck/, hold me...

[Anonymous No.5285735]

>>5285007
i don't think creme fraiche is really in the spirit of lowly recipes

[Anonymous No.5285786]

>>5284032
Miracle whip is the shittiest mayonnaise.
Try hellman's.
Plebeian.

[Anonymous No.5285803]

>>5285786
Spell plebian correctly and use Duke's
-Signed Patrician

[Anonymous No.5285824]

yum :) straight up mustard is never plainor dull

[Anonymous No.5285825]

pickle:
eat pickle

[Anonymous No.5285848]

>>5284032
>lowliest
how about snackwiches instead
>4 ingredients or less
>1 minute prep time

mine is wheat bread with 2 slices bologna and a smear of mayo

must be bryan bologna, and duke mayo

[Anonymous No.5285853]

>>5285716
>crisps or chips
same shit m8
its chips and fries we wig out about

[Anonymous No.5285856]

>>5285803
>Can't spell plebeian right
Your love of Dukes spares your life.

Barely

t. Jesus

[Anonymous No.5285860]

>>5285853
speak for yourself limey

[Anonymous No.5285863]

mustard sandwich

take slice of white bread, put mustard on it (any kind will do), fold slice on itself, enjoy.

[Anonymous No.5285869]

pour glass of milk
stir in instant pudding mix
drink.

[Anonymous No.5285875]

>2014
>eating

you are all fat and disgusting

[Anonymous No.5285891]

>>5285856
both are valid and in dictionary. but dukes is the better mayo, so we have a clear winner

[Anonymous No.5285945]

>no crunch in a tuna sandwich

[Anonymous No.5285955]

>>5284032
not mixing tuna with both miracle whip and mayo
OP why do you do this to yourself?
you should try it

[Anonymous No.5285973]

>>5285803
LOL, you re correct. Dukes. Even their reduced fat variety is decent, (I know, but 50 cals. less per tbls if significant over a month or year.) Heinz, if I can find it, JFG, or even Food
Lion store brand(regional-atlantic southeast-seem to be more to my taste than kraft, hellmans, or other "national" brands. That's ok. They must adjust their flavor to a broad spectrum. Not terrible, but I can do better. Ass for miricale whippped, no thanks, same for "salad dressing". Sorry, off tangent of thread. My cheap, easy,quick and satisfying meal, (yeah, was gonna make a joke, but if you wanted that you'ld be on pol or soc)- 1 10 oz can chicken chunks,thoroughly drained, two heaping table spoons mayo, two table spoons hot, sweet pickle relish (I use homemade chow chow,again a regional thing, not hard to make, and waaay better than any poor approximation you can buy in a store), lots of black pepper. Mash with fork 'til mixed, spoon on sliced bread. or roll in flour tortillas.Or even even eat from the bowl, in hollowed tomatoes or rolled in lettuce leaves if on a low /no carb diet. But only if you like it. God help you. No carb diets don't work. believe me. preddy good. Also, a hotdog with ketchup and mustard only on a slice of white. Go,ahead, call me gramps. I know some sumbitch is aching to do it anyway. I enjoy ck for the "joyfull repartee, the down and dirty slugfests (god help me, an internet version of the jerry,maury or dr phil show) and once in a great while, I glean something I can use, in my life or cooking. It's like panning for gold. Some days, snot wuth ta effeat. Some days a few flakes.(even if from precious snowflakes) and once in a while, a small nugget that keeps you coming back.I have no problem with "captures" of increasing.difficulty.

[Anonymous No.5285987]

>>5285973
copy pasta fagget detected.

tl;dr from your wiki diarreia.\\

just remember that dr zizmor wants to save you.

[Anonymous No.5285995]

Nutella on whole wheat toast. It's my comfort food.

[Anonymous No.5285997]

>>5285945
Toast the bread faggot

[Anonymous No.5286003]

>>5285945
>not putting sliced pickle and onion on the sandwich

[Anonymous No.5286006]

Cottage cheese. Eat it right out of the bucket with a spoon.

If I'm feeling fancy, I'll put a little pepper on it.

[Anonymous No.5286004]

>>5285945
Keep your celery, faggot.

[Anonymous No.5286007]

Soft or medium boiled egg with salt, pepper and olive oil

I eat that shit ALL DAY

[Anonymous No.5286012]

rice
can of black beans
dash of pace picante forever-stable 'salsa'
some buillion
toss beans and shit on the stove til warmed over, serve over rice.

[Anonymous No.5286051]

loaf of bread
hummus

tear chunks off of the bread and dip it in the hummus. repeat until you run out of food or hunger.

[Anonymous No.5286092]

Tortilla
Pepperroni
Cheese
Into toaster oven
Ketchup after it's done.
Fucking calzone.

[Anonymous No.5286111]

egg noodles and milk

[Anonymous No.5286152]

>>5284032
MEat and potatoes, nukka
Cube potatoes
dice sausage
toss in oil, salt and rosemary (it grows everywhere around here I just grab it from the neighbors yard)
Throw that shit in a pan
BAM Pioneer food in <20 minutes.
Filling as fuck.

[Anonymous No.5286158]

>>5284032
Artisanal High Hydration Sourdeah Bread
Moot's Semen
Sriracha (1tsp) so you can still taste the delicious boybutter. Who needs mayonnaise!
Another slice of bread, both lightly toasted.

[Anonymous No.5286176]

>>5284200

[Anonymous No.5286188]

i like just boiling rice and stir-frying storemade Korean bbq chicken when i don't want anything else.

for a real recipe, i split a pat of butter, make polenta with chicken stock and put half the butter and vegetables i like inside before frying chicken and mushrooms with the other half. then i add them both into the polenta too.

[Anonymous No.5286231]

Potato
Place in microwave for 4 minutes
Cut in half and add a shitton of mayo

I would make myself one right now but I'm in bed.

[Anonymous No.5286233]

>>5284365
wtf is with this fucking one-step recipe?

1)

[Anonymous No.5286240]

>>5284365
wtf is with this fucking one-step recipe?

0)

[Anonymous No.5286323]

bread(your choice)
tuna
mustard
garlic powder
cheese (your choice)
lightly coat the sandwich in mustard and pan fry it
drain tuna mix with mustard and garlic powder
plop cheese on toasted bread and put tuna mixture on
instant awesome meal in under 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.5286348]

>>5285955
>Miracle Whip AND mayo

Don't do it, OP. It creates mustard gas.

[Anonymous No.5286351]

>>5286240

Have someone else feed you.

Zero steps.

[Anonymous No.5286361]

>>5286158
I SUMMON YOU MOOT