/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5421375]

Annoyingly over-hyped foods/condiments of the retarded internet.

Example:
"OMG BACON SO YUMMY LOLOLOL NUTELLA IS NECTAR OF DA GODS HERP DERP LE SRIRACHA IS LE EPIC SAUCE LOLOLLOL..."

[Anonymous No.5421376]

I've honestly only heard people praising sriracha in /ck/.

[Anonymous No.5421380]

Bacon is as good as everyone claims. There's no denying it.

But fucking stop it with the EPIC BACON MEME TIME bullshit. It's just a pathetic substitute for an actual sense of humor and interesting personality. Screaming bacon all the time doesn't make you an awesome dudebro or whatever the hell you want to be. Just fry it up and shorten your lifespan with the rest of us -- silently.

[Anonymous No.5421381]

>>5421376
Same

[Anonymous No.5421383]

>>5421375
>this much autism

[Anonymous No.5421384]

>>5421381
Jep,

Op i think you're just bored.

[Anonymous No.5421388]

>>5421380
Bacon is good but not everything should have bacon in it.

[Anonymous No.5421394]

>>5421383
Hey, I like these food products as much as the next guy. But these retards who flood my newsfeed acting like these simple toppings are equal to 3 Michelin Star restaurant entries just shows how fucking bleb they are. I have all the products mentioned in the description because, yeah, they're good. But they're not fucking god-tier to the point where one could make a million fucking memes about them and it be totally hilarious.

Also, I'm drunk and venting. Fucking sue me.

[Anonymous No.5421396]

>>5421394
You seem to miss the point. People do not make a meme out of them because they think it's the best shit every, people act like they are the best shit every because it's a meme.

[Anonymous No.5421397]

>>5421375
you're a fucking retard for making this thread. what a waste of space

[Anonymous No.5421406]

>>5421397
Dude, I've seen far worse on /ck/. We all can relate to the shit I'm talking about. I was just seeing if anyone noticed other way over-hyped foods on the internet. I'm interested to see if its different in other countries too. What food groups are people being retarded about in other countries? I'd like to know.

[Anonymous No.5421407]

>>5421375
while I agree with you, OP, this thread is pointless. What, you wanted to show people hate these memes? News flash: memes are fucking retarded and appeal to the lowest common denominator.

[Anonymous No.5421419]

>>5421407
Well....... ok, yeah, that's true. But its not always in the form of a meme though. its the way people talk about this shit in general.

[Anonymous No.5421423]

>>5421406

I'm convinced the Nutella thing is the greatest marketing campaign ever conceived, it's chocolate spread - does anyone actually get excited when they have some? It tastes good but ~I don't have an orgasm whenever I have some

[Anonymous No.5421430]

>>5421423
Exactly. It's fucking OKAY. Thats it. I have it but I've barely used it ever.

[Anonymous No.5421432]

Is bacon supposed to be incredibly salty?
Any tips on how to cook bacon?, I fry it on a skillet if that helps.

[Anonymous No.5421433]

>>5421423
It's mostly the novelty of spreading chocolate on bread that is the charm I guess. I doubt the trend is as prevalent in European countries where they've had nutella for a longer time.

But this and bacon also shows that we have an internet sub-culture valueing decadance and general childish behaviour.

[Anonymous No.5421435]

I know theres a fourth over-hyped food and its on the tip of my tongue, but I can't for the life of me remember of it. Help me out here...

[Anonymous No.5421437]

>>5421435
Pink himalayan salt?

[Anonymous No.5421444]

>>5421433
>I doubt the trend is as prevalent in European countries where they've had nutella for a longer time.
Nutella is ubiquitous here so you don't hear much about it, it's just everywhere so there's no point in hyping it I guess. It's funny to see all these nutella recipes crop up all over the internet like they're some sort of new invention.

[Anonymous No.5421546]

>>5421394
>because, yeah, they're good
at first I thought OP was some autistic fag
but now I realize OP is probably an ok dude

I feel you OP, I hate tim horton's coffee in the same sense you hate these things

[Anonymous No.5421614]

>>5421432
Cook it slowly over medium heat so it doesn't turn 100% crispy. A little crisp is good, but it should also be chewy.

It's supposed to be salty. If you don't like much salt mix it with less salty sides.

[Anonymous No.5421636]

>>5421380
This. I'd also like to add that all this "LOL BACON IS THE BEST FOOD EVER AND I'M A WITTY PERSON FOR POINTING IT OUT" is mostly common for 9gaggers and some redditors, and not so much 4channers. Maybe OP should rant on the sites where this annoyance is more relevant, because if only co/ck/s are seeing this, it won't make much of a difference to our newsfeeds.

[Anonymous No.5421640]

>>5421375
i seriously need these in my life!

[Anonymous No.5421649]

Fatfuck nerds all over the internet seem to love bacon and bacon products to the point where they probably lube up for a fap session using bacon grease.

/tg/ obsesses over meatbread, apparently it started here though, for shame.

I don't really see anybody going crazy for Nutella though.

[Anonymous No.5421662]

You've been spending too much time on shitty parts of reddit or you need better facebook friends.

I spend time on reddit, and honestly the "le bacon is t3h greatest food evur" maymay doesn't come up very often at all.

Also at least bacon is actually good. Unlike lobster or caviar or some shit that's just a status symbol for rich people and wannabe food snobs. It's a fuckin armoured insect thing from the ocean, if it were a scorpion or something similar on land they wouldn't touch it with a barge pole. But because it's expensive suddenly it's amazing.

Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.5421666]

>>5421375
Here goes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc

[Anonymous No.5421667]

>>5421433
>>5421423
>does anyone actually get excited when they have some?

Yes, but that's because it's spreading sugary chocolatey stuff onto bread, and so it's unhealthy and a rare treat.

Also in it's defence it is extremely rich and nutty and delicious. Most times chocolate encounters bread it's some lame psuedo-French thing with dry crumbly tasteless chocolate.

Nutella actually is as good as it promises.

Sure, some lovingly crafted sandwich with meat and lettuce and salad would be better, but just slather some nutella on some bread once in a while and it's an epic guilty pleasure for virtually no effort.

[Anonymous No.5421668]

>>5421662
I come from a part of the world where lobster is cheap, it still tastes bloody good to me. Never had caviar but I have had salmon roe. I was skeptical, but tried it and love it.

Just because somebody likes something you don't doesn't make them a poseur.

[Anonymous No.5421670]

>>5421375
Lookie here! You're not going to get into FLAVORTOWN with that kind of language.

GIVE IN AND YOU'll BE ON THE RIGHT ROAD TO FLAVORTOWN!

[Anonymous No.5421697]

>>5421666
One day he is going to fall over dead eating some fast food in his car.

[Anonymous No.5421698]

>>5421435
Sushi?

[Anonymous No.5421705]

>>5421698
This.
Don't get me wrong, i like the stuff, but it is just fast food. No matter what some ohsoimportant tv personalities say.

[Anonymous No.5421744]

>>5421444
Yeah, we have Nutella but over here Nugatti is more popular. It's just nothing particularly special since it's been here forever.

[Anonymous No.5421786]

>>5421662
You're joking.
Lobster is delicious.
The americans and french fuck it up royally by adding butter and shit on it, but it's truly fantastic.
As is caviar. The "caviar" you buy is probably low quality, watery as shit, mixed with different types of roe and seaweed.

[Anonymous No.5421796]

>>5421662
>this nigger is too poor to try lobster

[hresvelgr !!QFlPMusy5jX No.5421857]

>>5421649
meatbread is from /ck/, but it's from /ck/'s very very old days when the people making the stuff that gets preserved on the board (images essentially) were also stupid.

basically every recipe or vertical image cooking guide ends up producing something rather vile because they are all so poorly conceived.

[hresvelgr !!QFlPMusy5jX No.5421873]

>>5421662
please stop coming here

we do not want your kind

[Anonymous No.5421968]

>>5421786
>The "caviar" you buy is probably low quality, watery as shit, mixed with different types of roe and seaweed.
Or maybe he just never tried caviar or lobster and is just talking out his ass.

[Anonymous No.5421988]

>>5421662

>Also at least bacon is actually good. Unlike lobster or caviar or some shit that's just a status symbol for rich people and wannabe food snobs. It's a fuckin armoured insect thing from the ocean, if it were a scorpion or something similar on land they wouldn't touch it with a barge pole. But because it's expensive suddenly it's amazing.

There is a term for people like you, its called having "no class".

[Anonymous No.5421997]

>>5421988
>having class is paying for garbage parts of animals
yeah, no. lobsters were so frowned upon until a hundred years ago that they fed it to prisoners who viewed it as cruel and unusual punishment. you know nothing about "having class."

>tfw i accidentally went swimming in my acre pool with my $8k breitling watch
>tfw i went out and just bought a new one
feels good to literally flush money down the toilet

[Anonymous No.5422007]

>>5421997
do you know WHY there was a sudden change of heart about lobster? Its because the elite finally decided to try them and discovered how delicious they are.
youre a fool and there is exactly zero chance youve ever even tried one that wasnt from applebees or red lobster you flyover state fuck

[Anonymous No.5422010]

Sriracha is just bland and semi-hot. The garlic version is better, but the hype is just a big circlejerk of people who don't know any better sauces.

Garlic Cholula + Regular Tabasco (for a bit of heat) + Lime Juice = Heaven

[Anonymous No.5422011]

>>5422007
>delicious
nope, try again. everybody hated them until they were overfished and some entrepreneur slapped a $40/lb pricetag on it.
>palm beach island, one of the most expensive places to live in america
keep projecting, poorfag.

[Anonymous No.5422013]

>>5421432
You can buy mild-cure bacon in my country. I always get it as I like to actually tase the fucking meat behind the salt.

[Anonymous No.5422024]

>>5421786
maybe he prefers the crunch of flying fish roe or the pop of salmon roe over the creaminess of paddlefish or sturgeon, some just dont like it though from his post probably not

[Anonymous No.5422026]

>>5422011
>$40 a pound
>fucking florida
you literally dont know shit

[Anonymous No.5422027]

>>5422011

>nope, try again. everybody hated them until they were overfished and some entrepreneur slapped a $40/lb pricetag on it.

Except that lobsters are delicious, and people only hated them because of the stigma and incorrect cooking uses, besides, this whole story of lobsters being peasant food is from america, ignoring every other place where lobsters are fished.

[Anonymous No.5422029]

>>5421997
youll never stay rich throwing money away like that especially if you ever have to earn it on your own instead of spending mommy and daddys fortune

even if i were super rich id still make my kids get jobs and earn money for the things they want. I work hard for the things i want why shouldnt they?

[Anonymous No.5422031]

>>5422026
>implying a ratty looking seabug is even worth $5 a pound
>implying prices haven't gone down over the years due to farming
>implying something that cheap is going to be remotely good
>implying an island where howard stern, james patterson, the kennedy family, and rush limbaugh is the same as bumfuck Ocala
if you weren't so poor you could afford better food. it's hysterical how fucking retarded you are.

[Anonymous No.5422034]

>>5422029
i have a $43m trust fund, i'll be rich until the day i die and i'll never have to work a day in my life.
>all these peasants everywhere

[Anonymous No.5422037]

>>5422027
except that they aren't. they're crusty bottomfeeders who eat the shit of tastier fish.
>enjoy your glorified ocean cockroach because that's the "ritziest" thing you'll ever eat

[Anonymous No.5422038]

>>5422034
>>5422031
>rich faggot with no taste
how am i not suprised

[Anonymous No.5422040]

>>5422038
>poor faggot with no taste
how am i not surprised

[Anonymous No.5422042]

you know what gets tiresome

people bitching about the popularity of certain kinds of food

unless it is actually causing demonstrable harm to your food culture why the fuck do you care. bacon is good. nutella is good. sriracha is good. people aren't lying about liking them.

[Anonymous No.5422044]

>>5421375
The bacon thing is way over the top but nutella and sriracha being bad?
No way nigger, no way.

[Anonymous No.5422046]

>>5422037

>Go on /ck/
>See people talking about food
>"You know that food tastes bad right?"
>What? fuck off retard
>"Hahaha u must be a pesant"

[Anonymous No.5422047]

>>5422040
>I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I
>I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I
>I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I
grow up
maybe try some foods out of your comfort zone and stop being such a little bitch

[Anonymous No.5422049]

>>5421786
>implying I don't eat lobster by itself without adding anything else to it

[Anonymous No.5422050]

>>5422044
enjoying being 16? go back to epic meal time.

[Anonymous No.5422053]

idk the white kids/weeaboos at my uni freak out over sriracha like they discovered the fucking fountain of youth
I mean the fact that Subway and Lays jumped on the Sriracha bandwagon makes it pretty bad too

[Anonymous No.5422055]

>>5422047
>first to use ad hominems and can't think of any other retort
congratulations on being pants-on-head stupid. all of your posts are going right into the garbage can, just like your precious lobster.

>peasant too poor to boil live lobsters for the fun of it and then discard them spotted

[Anonymous No.5422057]

>>5422050
>liking certain foods makes you 16
Using the old age insult are we?
Enjoy being 14?

[Anonymous No.5422064]

>>5421614
>Cook it slowly over medium heat so it doesn't turn 100% crispy. A little crisp is good, but it should also be chewy.
perfect description of how well cooked bacon should be. extra cripy bacon fuckin sucks and is not pleasant to eat.

[Anonymous No.5422065]

Almond Milk

[Anonymous No.5422067]

>>5422034
i actually feel sorry for you.

you gain a lot by having to work in the real world it build character nd help you relate to people

theres nothing like working your ass off for something you really want and finally getting it. you appreciate things more and take better care of them

>also can please take some of that 43 million and get Stargate:revolution or extinction made?

the last two only had a 7 million budget and youll get most if not all of it back

[Anonymous No.5422068]

>>5422046
/ck/ has some of the pickiest, most insecure eaters I've ever seen on a cooking board.

[Anonymous No.5422070]

The biggest and worst recent food trend is people who bitch about perceived food trends in an overbearing fashion.

[Anonymous No.5422071]

>>5422057

>calling the love of bacon 'way over the top' while endorsing nutella and sriracha

mentally, your age is clear.

[Anonymous No.5422073]

>>5422071
>thinking this even matters and calling someone underage

[Anonymous No.5422074]

>Unlike other condiments, many people tied their love for Sriracha to their identity as an insider, as someone who knew a secret that the Frank’s-swillers and Tabasco-lickers did not. Sriracha fans even have a code name for it: “Rooster Sauce.” All this despite the fact that the sauce was so popular across the country that it merited a big New York Times feature as early as 2009. Like Bon Iver, it provided fans with the illusion of alternativeness while appealing to mainstream tastes. And also like Bon Iver, it’s not that good!

Sums it up nicely. He also says it tastes "like hot, oily ketchup" which is true. Bland shit.

http://pando.com/2013/12/12/lets-face-it-sriracha-isnt-that-good/

[Anonymous No.5422077]

>>5421423

[Anonymous No.5422080]

>>5422074
That's a pretty cringeworthy quote.

This is my issue with you fucks, while shitting on anything you consider hipster you manage to come off as 10 million times worse than whatever it is you've fabricated and are rallying against.

[Anonymous No.5422082]

>>5422070

Except its not a trend to hate trends, the fact things become a trend is almost always because of novelty and no actual real inherent value.

But hey at least you can feel better than everybody else by thinking disliking trends is just another trend you aren't part of, fag.

[Anonymous No.5422085]

>>5422080
Sums it up nicely.
10/10

[Anonymous No.5422086]

>>5422080
Your fedora is too tight, fagit

[Anonymous No.5422087]

>>5422073

thinking what even matters?

[Anonymous No.5422089]

>>5422080
Not really. I've known about Sriracha for years - it's been in Thai places. It's decent, but nothing like what people rave on about. They're as obnoxious as people wanting bacon everything - bacon alarm clocks, baconnaise etc.

All I want is a reality check. I'm sick of cunts reading about something in Vice and acting like it's the best thing in the world. Use your fucking taste-buds. I use big-brand hot sauces as well as stuff I've found in ethnic food shops. I also don't go on and on about them. As another guy said "shorten your lifespan with the rest of us -- silently."

Please shut the fuck up about your oh-so-rare and hip hot sauce. Most of them are the kind of cunts that admonish people for not liking spicy food, as if it makes them some kind of special snowflake to like hot food and ignoring the fact that one builds up a tolerance to spice, so what's not spicy for you is spicy for someone else.
>HAHAHAHA YOU THINK THAT'S SPICY?!

Dickheads.

[Anonymous No.5422090]

>>5422089
>I've known about Sriracha for years

You could have tried not to prove my point in the very first fucking sentence. Christ, give me something to argue with.

[Anonymous No.5422092]

>>5422087
You

[Anonymous No.5422093]

>>5422090
My point was, I've eaten it for years in Thai restauraunts (I've only bought it once or twice when I have been living abroad and there has been a poor selection of hot sauces) and not thought anything much about it other than it being a way of putting bland spice into a meal and then ALL OF A SUDDEN it's fucking huge and people are telling me it's "nectar of the gods." Fucking circlejerk hype-trains.

[Anonymous No.5422096]

If you want bland spice added to a meal, chili flakes are superior to that muck, Sriracha.
If you actually want flavour - use one of the countless sauces on the market.

[Anonymous No.5422097]

>>5422093
>My point was, I've eaten it for years in Thai restauraunts


yes, that was your point. you're cool. i get it. but everyone else in the world who has also eaten sriracha is not cool because they aren't you and they've eaten it under a different unworthy pretense.

[Anonymous No.5422102]

>>5422074

chillies are bland dude. it tastes like a chilli sauce because it is a fucking chilli sauce. the people calling hipsters out for hyping it up are just as fucking bad. in fact no, they're worse. it is intensely facile to ridicule people for following trends in an editorial on the subject. what a waste of time.

everybody is susceptible to following trends. there are people who call out sriracha fans but then feel all sophisticated when they roast a beetroot and pair it with goats cheese and walnuts. people who sneer at wasabi peas but order bone marrow with parsley salad and toast at every business lunch. it's fashion. stop observing that it's happening and just roll with it.

[Anonymous No.5422105]

>Bland
I fucking hate that word.

[Anonymous No.5422106]

>>5422097
I forgot to add that Sriracha didn't exist until you tried it and it should have stopped existing after you tried it? Am I right?

[Anonymous No.5422110]

>>5422097
Oh fuck off. You can't say you've eaten anything before a hype train without it being construed as being "I ate it before it was cool."

If you want to willfully miss my point, then cunt off. At no point did I imply I "liked it before it was cool" or something. It was there, like salt, in Thai places, with no pomp or ceremony. It was bland crap you put onto your food to spice it up. If sufficed for that mediocre task. People have overstated its delciousness; it's not complex in flavour and you need a lot of it to get a decent spice kick. You may as well put Ketchup and Tabasco on it.

Can you actually discuss things without resorting to ad hominems?

I can do it to - look: You're a fucking butthurt Sriracha fanboy.

Real mature.

[Anonymous No.5422111]

>>5422074
>oily

Give me a break. Also, the guy even looks like an unwashed neckbeard.

[Anonymous No.5422113]

>>5422110
I don't give a shit about sriracha. I was just calling you a blowhard, you fucking blowhard.

[Anonymous No.5422114]

>>5422093

what the fuck does the fact that you've known about it for years mean? it doesn't mean shit. feel free to disagree with the people who really like it but no one is going 'i know about this so that puts me in a privileged position'. no one apart from YOU that is, you fucking cunt.

[Anonymous No.5422115]

>>5422110
>People have overstated its delciousness

Because it's only delicious if you say so.

[Anonymous No.5422120]

>>5422074
What a fucking hipster
Also,
>let's face it:what you like isn't something that you really like

[Anonymous No.5422122]

>>5422110

why do you keep bring up ketchup. sriracha is not like ketchup. ketchup is made with tomatoes. sriracha just has the viscosity of ketchup, as do a lot of things. the mild heat, chilli and garlic flavour and acidity combined with the viscosity make for a tasty sauce.

of course i can concede that the people who think it is the best chilli sauce to have ever existed probably don't know any better, but why the fuck it matters that they discovered it later than you i do not know.

[Anonymous No.5422123]

>>5422102
>chillies are bland dude.
Duh. Chili flakes are superior.
>it tastes like a chilli sauce because it is a fucking chilli sauce.
Duh. So why do people hype it then as if it's complex in flavour? Because they're vacuous cunts.
>the people calling hipsters out for hyping it up are just as fucking bad. in fact no, they're worse.
How may times do I have to hear this facile argument. Stop being an apologist for sheep.
>it is intensely facile to ridicule people for following trends in an editorial on the subject.
People who follow trends have no substance.
>everybody is susceptible to following trends.
No. Stop being a solopsistic moron.
>there are people who call out sriracha fans but then feel all sophisticated when they roast a beetroot and pair it with goats cheese and walnuts. people who sneer at wasabi peas but order bone marrow with parsley salad and toast at every business lunch. it's fashion.
Nice strawman. I said I like Tabasco - that's as common as muck. I like Ketchup too and I actually don't mind Sriracha - I'm asking for people to cut the bullshit about it. It's bland and doesn't deserve the hype.
>stop observing that it's happening and just roll with it.
So fucking American. "Roll with it and turn off your brain."

Christ.

[Anonymous No.5422127]

>>5422123
no one fucking cares bro

[Anonymous No.5422132]

>>5422123

What is with all these people who think ketchup is the greatest thing ever.

Unlike other condiments, many people tied their love for Ketchup to their identity as an insider, as someone who knew a secret that the Frank’s-swillers and Tabasco-lickers did not. Ketchup fans even have a code name for it: “Catsup.” All this despite the fact that the sauce was so popular across the country that it merited a big New York Times feature as early as 1909. Like Bon Iver, it provided fans with the illusion of alternativeness while appealing to mainstream tastes. And also like Bon Iver, it’s not that good!

[Anonymous No.5422133]

>>5422123

>as if it's complex in flavour?

they claim simply that it's good, not that it's superlatively complex. i dunno if you even know what complex means. complexity doesn't come from these kinds of products. complexity develops as things break down, ferment, go through process that cause the volatilisation of many aromas when they hit your palate. complex doesn't in and of itself mean good. people like sriracha because it is good.

>So fucking American.

i have been accused of being american at least ten times on this board. i am not american. stop being a cunt.

>No. Stop being a solopsistic moron.

yes. you are susceptible to following trends. relax. you have already lost the battle against conformism. you will never be impervious to cultural normalisation.

>People who follow trends have no substance.

you could say that the more you follow trends, the less substance you have. but there's a very acceptable threshold for trend following and as far as preferences for chilli sauces go i don't think there's a moral imperative to 'have substance'.

you keep saying the word 'bland'. what do you mean by it. what could they do to the product that would make it more worthy of praise. do you know what you are talking about or are you just wanking in the mirror.

[Anonymous No.5422183]

>>5421649
Bacon grease is for plebs.

[Anonymous No.5422192]

>>5422074
Back in the days, /ck/ called it cocksauce

[Anonymous No.5422196]

>muh microbrews

[Anonymous No.5422229]

>>5422196
Seconding.
No one is more insufferable than muh microbrew cunts

[Anonymous No.5422236]

I find the smell of most bacon terrible, and I will begin to feel sick to my stomach.

I don't know if it's just the brands that my dad buys, or what

[Anonymous No.5422258]

LE BACON XD!

UPBOAT PLS

[Anonymous No.5422259]

>>5422196
I agree with this. My roommates turned into unsufferable beer snobs over a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.5422263]

>>5422259
>>5422229
>>5422196
we have great micros here though
cant i just hate cunts and enjoy my beer in peace?

[Anonymous No.5422281]

>>5422263
pretty much. I doubt anyone here is hipster enough to stop eating bacon over a meme

[Anonymous No.5422292]

>>5422281
you know i actually do end up using bacon in everything too, just because i like frying in bacon grease. I dont let internet trends rule my kitchen.

[Anonymous No.5422302]

>>5422037
Lobster is a delicious meat. It's like shrimp but has a fluffier flavor. It's slightly sweet and really delicious.

The only people who hate it, are children who don't want to eat something unusual. And those allergic to shellfish.

[Anonymous No.5422305]

>>5422302
Please, lobster only tastes good because it's a vehicle for butter. The texture is pretty good, but meh on the flavor.

[Anonymous No.5422307]

>>5422305

i don't agree at all.

[Anonymous No.5422310]

>>5422259
You mean that they don't want to guzzle piss-water with you anymore.

People drank varieties of beers before a huge company made it all. Before prohibition people gave a fuck about flavor.

[Anonymous No.5422312]

>>5422305
I agree. I prefer shrimp more.

[Anonymous No.5422318]

>>5422305
ur dumb
i almost never use butter
maybe you live too far away though, good lobster doesnt travel farther than like 50 miles, they have to ship the hardshells (ironically this means th8e worst lobster costs the most)
it always has white globs of fat everywhere here

[Anonymous No.5422324]

>>5422310
I don't talk to my non-weebs about the varieties of anime and how they are better than the shit he watches. Same autism, different outlet

[Anonymous No.5422330]

>>5422310
>all that hipster butthurt

[Anonymous No.5422335]

>>5421376
>>5421381

...really?

apart from my parents who don't like hot sauce, i have yet to visit a family member/friend/weed dealer who doesn't have sriracha either on their countertop or their fridge, acknowledging that they love it (or use it on everything). quite a few of them have claimed that they always have an extra bottle to avoid running out.

one of my ex co-workers kept the stuff in his backpack at all times.

[Anonymous No.5422337]

>>5422324
oh you wouldnt make fun of someone who watches naruto religiously?
not excusing snobbery, but nothing wrong with friendly suggestions.

[Anonymous No.5422342]

>>5422310
MY FIRST BEER WAS NASTRO AZZURRO WITH BRICK OVEN PIZZA IN ITALY, AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS WATERY...

THE FIRST TIME I DRANK BUDWASSER I ALMOST PUKED

[Anonymous No.5422346]

>>5422335

both lays and pringles have created a sriracha flavor chip, and subway's got it as a condiment. the hype's simmered down but it definitely blew up as a trend a couple years back.

[Anonymous No.5422349]

>>5422342
i actually do gag from a lot of macros now if they arent ice cold

[Anonymous No.5422350]

>>5422337

not that person, but why do i need to make fun of someone when i don't share their taste or agree with their opinion?

i'm not that much of a dick.

[Anonymous No.5422354]

>>5422346

and UV has motherfucking sriracha vodka, i mean come on.

[Anonymous No.5422358]

>>5422349

you colossal fucking faggot

guys i'm a brit who's in LA for a bit and there's a 'yardhouse' that has a ton of beers on offer and i'm wondering if you guys have any recs

[Anonymous No.5422370]

>>5422350
i said i dont excuse snobbery i just doubt he wouldnt make fun of that kind of person
like were on 4chan this isnt a hugbox and no one here is a nice dude
see: cwc

[Anonymous No.5422372]

>>5422358
well you clearly havent drank piss warm natty then

[Anonymous No.5422381]

>>5421997
>Pretending to be rich to impress people
>On an anonymous image board dedicated to food preparation
>I seriously hope you guys don't do this

[Anonymous No.5422382]

>>5422372
Got a point here. I can do Pabst warm, but holy shit you cannot drink warm natty.

[Anonymous No.5422384]

>>5422372

i have actually tried natty and most of the time the beer i drink is pretty warm. i like the way you guys keep beer really cold for the most part but i really don't give much of a fuck in general.

that said, the way you serve a frosty glass and the surface starts freezing up even after it's reached the table is awesome.

[Anonymous No.5422388]

>>5422381
I am a white American. I am 22 and at a very renowned college. My parents have an annual travel budget of $150,000 and I have a stipend of $50,000/year. Just to give you an idea of where I come from.

Did you ever have a personal chef growing up? Have you traveled to over 30 countries before the age of 20? Have you ever hunted?

Maybe when you get past the idea of grilled GMO-corn-fed, antibiotic-treated, hormone-injected beef steak being the epitome of cuisine you will understand that it is a rather cheap ingredient that can be enjoyed in various ways.

Until that time, enjoy your bimonthly steak on you pedestal made out of cheap beer cans and unrealized goals.

[Anonymous No.5422395]

>>5422388
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.5422398]

>>5422388

[Anonymous No.5422408]

>>5422388
>>5422398
not me (real richfag)
i posted a timestamped picture of my bentley a few days ago. the poorfag with the $50k stipend a year isn't even fit to clean my house.

[Anonymous No.5422411]

>>5422408
>bentley
Are you a rapper?

[Anonymous No.5422413]

>>5422370

i'm a nice person (that doesn't mean non-selfish, i just don't like to make fun of people) but i come on 4chan because i have masochistic tendencies.

[Anonymous No.5422416]

>>5422382
agreed, thats why i said most too
pabst can be warm, a few others, but most are really bad
notice, i drink a fuck ton of macros
i just make sure they are cold
im not a snob i just puke a lot

[Anonymous No.5422417]

>>5422411
no, just rich. i have a 1940 chevy, two beamers, an escalade to run errands in, and that bentley that i traded my phantom in for.
>those are just the ground vehicles

[Anonymous No.5422420]

>>5422408
And yet all you do is shitpost on /ck/, something you need no money, status, or toys to do, trying to fish for compliments by people who do not care or care to know you.

[Anonymous No.5422423]

>>5422408
>"daddy, let me take a picture of your car to spite people on 4chan!"
>"alright son, just make sure to get it back to Avis by 4pm!"

even if you did have money, $20 says you couldn't even bench 1 plaet.

[Anonymous No.5422424]

>>5422413
see
were all victims or villains, no one is innocent here

[Anonymous No.5422429]

>>5422417

how'd you make the money

[Anonymous No.5422435]

>>5422429
small arms manufacturing
>>5422423
jealous projecting
>>5422420
>fish for compliments
not even close, just proving how vastly wealthy i am when people say i'm too poor to afford to eat oceanic insects.

[Anonymous No.5422437]

>>5422429
sucking my daddy's penis

pic related, I mean, who WOULDN'T want me?

[Anonymous No.5422441]

>>5422435
money won't make you any less dyel anon.

[Anonymous No.5422445]

>>5422441
>what are personal trainers
i don't even have to go to the gym to dyel, she makes house calls.

[Anonymous No.5422448]

>>5422445

[Anonymous No.5422451]

>>5422445
post stats and routine, bitchboy

[Anonymous No.5422453]

>>5422448
>2014
>can't afford your own machines and weight rack
scrooge_mcduck_bathing_in_gold_bouillon.png

[Anonymous No.5422455]

>>5422451
5'11, 190, whatever the fuck i feel like that day
>stay mad

[Anonymous No.5422464]

>>5422455
>whatever the fuck i feel like that day
confirmed for unable to curl 5lbs.

[Anonymous No.5422470]

>>5421997

[Anonymous No.5422471]

>>5422464
>implying i even need to lift more than 5lbs when i can just flash my AmEx centurion card instead

[Anonymous No.5422478]

>>5422470
>stop not liking what i like!

[Anonymous No.5422479]

>>5422471
>subtly admitting you can't and validating their arguement

[Anonymous No.5422488]

>>5422471
what kind of small arms industry things, without getting to specific?

[Anonymous No.5422489]

>>5422479
>being proud of being a meathead with muh gainz instead of applying yourself and building a fortune 500 company

[Anonymous No.5422492]

>>5422489
>what is falling out of a lucky vagina and being so boogie about.
Noveau Riche, amirite

[Anonymous No.5422493]

>>5422488
rpgs, guns, scopes, tactical assault vehicles that the FBI and SWAT use, the standard fare.

[Anonymous No.5422494]

>>5422488
he's roleplaying anon.
and trying harder than most of the people on /x/ at that.

[Anonymous No.5422502]

>>5422494
it's even funnier because i'm not

[Anonymous No.5422503]

>>5422489
>being able to curl 5lbs constitutes as a meathead

[Anonymous No.5422514]

>>5422503
>implying bragging about lifting an object up and down is something non-meatheads do
peasant pls

[Anonymous No.5422517]

>>5422493
You are so full of shit, it isn't even funny. Do you even own firearms? No one company is a jack of all trades. And RPGs in the U.S.? Our military uses some shaped charge antitank weapons, but we've mostly switched over to other means.

Nice to know that whenever I see "Bentley Guy" on /ck/ to know that he's a blatant troll

[Anonymous No.5422522]

>>5422517
based /k/ommando
here, have the poster's allowance.

[Anonymous No.5422525]

>>5422517
i don't own a single gun but i sell rifles that cost over $10k each, shitbird.
>implying we only sell to America and not her allies
it's like you have no idea what parent companies are. my big one bought up all the small ones that actually make them. of course one fucking factory isn't going to make vehicles and assault rifles. there are 40+ small companies that i bought that make them.

nice to know you're poor and mad. i bet you voted for obama.

[Anonymous No.5422532]

>>5422525
Barrett?

[Anonymous No.5422533]

>>5422453
Boullyon? lol why the fuck would i want to make a soup, faget?

[Anonymous No.5422539]

>>5422532
nurp

[Anonymous No.5422549]

>>5422525
>also her allies

Top kek. They have all been cutting back, we're the only ones who are increasing military spending. Are you selling to Russia or China? Bull fucking shit. And only the US is buying military LEO vehicles.

>b-but I'm the head of Freedom Group/other parent company

Then why did you list a bunch of unrelated military/leo/firearm equipment like a /v/tard?


Does. not. pass. the. smell. test.

[Anonymous No.5422552]

>>5422488
He specializes in small arms by being dyel.

[Anonymous No.5422557]

>>5422552
kek

[Anonymous No.5422568]

>>5422549
it's kinda cute when you have no idea what you're talking about
>military vehicles
nice reading comprehension. i clearly stated i make pic related for use by SWAT/FBI/other governmental agencies.
>unrelated firearm equipment from a company in charge of producing weapons
wow rock solid argument u got there :^)

[Anonymous No.5422582]

>>5422568
>nice reading comprehension
>didn't read that I said military LEO

Post something concrete, faggot. You seem to like posting "your" Bentley, do it with something from your industry.

[Anonymous No.5422592]

>>5422568
>Guys I'm so rich u jelly xD????

[Anonymous No.5422617]

>>5422582
>implying law enforcement is military
so dumb.
i'm not going to post what i make so that you can identify me. i make everything from remington to bushmaster to mossberg.

[Anonymous No.5422621]

>>5422388
>and I have a stipend of $50,000/year
I make more than that on dividends per quarter, you need to step your rich game up poorfag.

[Anonymous No.5422624]

>>5422592
>carpeted floor
wannabe richfag judenrat

[Anonymous No.5422625]

>>5422617
Oh wow, you just googled Freedom Group after I mentioned it.
>>5422549
And you don't know about militarized LEO and the whole politics of it despite working in the industry?

Confirmed for complete bullshitter.

[Anonymous No.5422629]

>>5422621
not me. i drop $50k at nightclubs on the reg. that much of an allowance is an insult to the rich lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.5422638]

>>5422625
i don't know how many times i have to say that i'm not involved in freedom group. not even close. all your future posts will be discarded because you're a poor fucking idiot who has no idea what he's pulling out of his ass

[Anonymous No.5422639]

>>5422629
>i drop $50k at nightclubs on the reg.
How does it feel to be nu-rich? I come from a family that has been wealthy for the 7 centuries so I spend my money wisely and only buy things that will actually last. Unlike ephemeral nightclub visits.

>an insult to the rich lifestyle.
You dont even know what the rich lifestyle is.

[Anonymous No.5422648]

>>5422639
>i'm a greenberggoldgouldrothbergstein who comes from a family of bankers and i'm too cheap to spend money on luxury so instead i live in my stone castle with no heating while i masturbate to my vaults
ftfy
hoarding and jewry isn't the rich lifestyle, poorfag. you can't claim you're rich while you fly coach instead of buying your own plane.
>ephemeral nightclub visits
*tips fedora* aha u trolled me

[Anonymous No.5422650]

>>5422648
>hoarding and jewry isn't the rich lifestyle, poorfag. you can't claim you're rich while you fly coach instead of buying your own plane.
Who said I was a jew? My family hates the jews and has hated them for centuries. We also owned slaves until pretty recently.

[Anonymous No.5422656]

>>5422650
2/10 for effort

[Anonymous No.5422658]

>>5422638
>i'm not involved in freedom group
>i make everything from remington to bushmaster to mossberg.

Oh, so you're a head of those three companies, but you're not part of the parent company that owns them?

EVERYBODY LOOK AT BENTLEY GUY AND LAUGH. COMPLETE FRAUD.

[Anonymous No.5422660]

>>5421375

***OFFICIAL 2012-2014 FOOD TRENDS***

MEME TIER
>bacon
>donut-burger
>bacon donut-burger
>cronut

FOODIE TIER
>beet salad
>salted caramel
>poutine
>hummus
>kale chips
>___ chips
>bruschetta
>nose-to-tail
>farm-to-table
>new rusticism
>pickled everything
>smoked everything
>aioli
>tomato jam
>moustardo
>small plates
>ramen
>dim sum
>pho
>olive oil in dessert
>coarse cracked pepper
>macarons
>marcona almonds
>pesto

BRO TIER
>buying the kitchen a round of beers
>respecting the sommelier
>putting the bill on one card and having friends pay you their share digitally

TRYHARD TIER
>Whole Foods
>jarred drinks
>overly casual waitstaff
>speakeasy bars
>burger bars
>overly-narrow restaurants: grilled cheese, toast
>shitposting on /ck/

RE-EVALUATE LIFE TIER
>carrying sriracha with you
>$5 cappuccino Mac-shack hipster coffee joints
>snobbery
>letting your date bitch at waitstaff
>taking pictures of dishes
>shitposting on yelp

[Anonymous No.5422673]

>>5422658
>implying there aren't multiple companies that can manufacture the same brand
you're so dumb. i'm done with you. keep projecting.
>mfw relaxing in my oceanside yard while you get anally devastated in flyoverland

[Anonymous No.5422687]

>>5422673
>implying there aren't multiple companies that can manufacture the same brand
>>5422525
>it's like you have no idea what parent companies are. my big one bought up all the small ones that actually make them. of course one fucking factory isn't going to make vehicles and assault rifles. there are 40+ small companies that i bought that make them.


Yeah, sure buddy.

[Anonymous No.5422690]

>>5422687
the fact that you only know the name of one company that i'm not part of is cute in a sad way. your attempts to discredit me are feeble at best. have fun not knowing fucking anything.

[Anonymous No.5422703]

>>5422690
The fact that you claim to be the company that owns them, yet not in the parent company that owns them just defies logic. Just quit, your innernet persona is dead.

[Anonymous No.5422933]

Hah, nice. I pass out and wake up to a derailed thread that was originally meant to be a discussion on incessant over hyping of average food products. I don't give two shits how rich anyone in this thread is. Why is that even a discussion?

Oh, shit, sorry. I forgot what site I was on. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.5422943]

Peanut Butter on /fit/. Fuck Peanut Butter.

Soy sauce is so underrated now-a-days ripriprip

[Anonymous No.5422950]

>>5422196
>>5422229
Mircobrews are actually good, though.

Then again, I don't constantly drink so shelling out a few extra bucks for something that I actually like doesn't seem unreasonable for me.

[Anonymous No.5422952]

>>5422943
Chicken breasts on /fit/ is worse.
>hurr i can't cook or do math needed for macro, slap some titties on the george foreman

[Anonymous No.5422954]

>>5422358
What are you looking for/do you like?

[Anonymous No.5422957]

>>5422660
>Foodie tier
>Pho
anyone with even a smidgen of culinary wisdom knows that Pho is overrated. I'm talking, like, even a meme tier smidgen.

[Anonymous No.5422958]

>>5422950
and so is bacon. But le bacon maymay is piss awful.
Don't act hipster-y about it but brewing is a great hobby.

[Anonymous No.5422960]

>>5422958
I thought they(you?) were saying that Craft/Microbrews were entirely bullshit altogether.

I can agree that constantly raving about it is ridiculous, though. Save that for like minded people/

[Anonymous No.5423452]

>>5422954

i like hoegaarden, tried dogfish head 90minute and liked it a lot. i like really crisp astringent stuff with a lot of bitterness. i dunno. i drink anything.

[Anonymous No.5423542]

god you guys are such fucking sour no fun losers

bacon tastes good, really good even.

why the fuck do you care if some teenagers want to make a meme out of it? I've never come across this in my life.

contrarian bitter man children lashing out at the world on a chinese cartoon board

pathetic

[Anonymous No.5423591]

>>5422957
> pho
thats a fad now?

isnt that that cheap ass vietnamese noodles? ive seen pictures of it countless times... doesnt look amazing. just a step above ramen tbh. am i missing out?

[Anonymous No.5423623]

What annoys me is how half the time you can't ever even so much as mention bacon on /ck/ half the time without some sperglord screaming maymay at you as if anyone who happens to enjoy bacon like a normal person only likes it because "hahaha BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS xD".

Epic Meal Time is fucking retarded and the whole bacon meme shit is stupid, we all know that, but I like fucking bacon and I'll continue to like it. Suck my balls.

[Anonymous No.5423628]

Goya adobo, I'm sick of everyone using that.

[Anonymous No.5423632]

>>5423623
Bacon taste good but I prefer ground beef for my fatty meat meals

[Anonymous No.5423639]

>>5421380
1.redditors are the ones who do this; they are fucktards
2. it's just pathetic to justify a horribly unhealthy habit like that.

[Anonymous No.5423654]

>>5421423
I put in on coconut rolls, it was pretty good. Maybe the price convinces them it's haute cuisine.

[Anonymous No.5423666]

>>5421435
cronuts?

[Anonymous No.5423685]

>>5423666
crossaint and donut have a baby

[Anonymous No.5423687]

>>5423685
and it turns out to be a dumb mother fucker who cant read the post he replied to and figure out he already knew what a cronut was and was answering a question

[Anonymous No.5423701]

>>5421375
OP I feel you on a deep, emotional level.

Like yes, all these things taste good, but they're not gifts from god or whatever.

[Anonymous No.5423702]

>>5421435
Pizza.

[Anonymous No.5423706]

>>5421662
Dude. Lobster's delicious.

and caviar's also delicious. Even the cheap red caviar is delicious.

I guess it might be a status symbol for some people, but you can't deny that this stuff does taste really fucking good.

[Anonymous No.5423768]

>>5421423
It's more hazelnut-chocolate spread, but OK.

[Anonymous No.5423769]

>>5423591
Based beef broth, cheap, filling and tasty.
I assume you mean actual prepared Nipponese ramen, not just hopeless student food?

Assuming a good version of both I'd be inclined to go for ramen, only because good ramen is less common than good pho where I live/ have lived.

[Anonymous No.5423775]

>>5421662
>I spend time on reddit
Good, you should stay there.

[Anonymous No.5425388]

Sucking the dick of Nutella like it's the second coming of Christ. Fuck off, you fucking faggots.

Also, sort of related, but "foodies" make me mad.

[Anonymous No.5425409]

pretzel buns

[Anonymous No.5425481]

>>5421375
That looks delicious as fuck, actually. Bacon isn't overhyped, Nutella is good and stopped being really talked about, and Sriracha is overhyped to the max.

>>5421388
That's just, like, your opinion, man.

>>5421649
(There's also bacon lube. Trust me, it exists, it's out there. I've seen it.)

>>5422065
Completely correct.

>>5422074
Wow what a little faggot.
>Bon Iver is great ;_;

[Anonymous No.5425487]

>>5423775

Oh look a fellow oldfag. Anonymous never forgets! Did you get here last summer too?

[Anonymous No.5425489]

>>5423775
muh sekrit klub

[Anonymous No.5425498]

>>5425388
It really isn't. It's good, but it's basically just icing and not very versatile. Also, people like to stick it in "chocolate" croissants for some reason, which just creates a goopy underwhelming mess.

[Anonymous No.5425532]

>see thread
>wearing a sriracha tshirt

well fuck.

I just really do like it that much. i've always really liked hot sauces and try any new ones i can get my hands on. i like tobasco and cholula too. but then i tried sriracha and it's now my favorite by miles. and it goes great on shit i'd normally never even consider putting hot sauce on.

plus i really like the company/guy who makes it, nice story and the guy seems to legit only care about the quality of the product rather than money.

but i can see how it'd be fucking irritating when people are raving about it everywhere 24/7

[Anonymous No.5425782]

>>5421435

Truck food?

[Anonymous No.5425824]

>>5425532
I can only assume you are one of those people who get a nice buzz/kick out of spicy foods. It's pleasant to you and good for you if you're one of them that does.

I don't know if you know this but there are people who get buzzed the fuck out on natural endorphins from consuming spicy things; The hotter the stronger "The Stone".

Those people should stay the hell away from drugs. They are wired just right to become the biggest opiate addicts of all time. No joke.

[Anonymous No.5425892]

>>5421744
>på boks
>den originale
>mat lyst
yes

[Anonymous No.5425905]

>>5425481

who the f&ck is bonny bear

[Anonymous No.5425917]

>>5425824
opiates aren't spicy you shit

[Anonymous No.5425962]

Am I the only one who feels that bread and Nutella make for a shitty combo? Bread is somewhat salty, Nutella is super sweet... why would those mix up well?

I just grap the Nutella jar and dig in with a spoon for about an hour. It's still a progress to the old days when I did the same with the sugar jar

[Anonymous No.5425969]

>>5425962

>Bread is somewhat salty, Nutella is super sweet... why would those mix up well?

that is absolutely retarded dude.

[Anonymous No.5425981]

>>5425962

i wouldn't know, i eat it right out of the jar.

[Anonymous No.5425988]

>>5425969
The bread I grew up with tastes like shit with Nutella, I tried it once. Maybe if you bake something with a sweeter dough it would work better, but it definitely doesn't with regular bread.

[Anonymous No.5425992]

I just want to offer my opinion that bacon is not overhyped. Discussed to death, perhaps, but the mere grease of bacon makes many savory meals more palatable and that different cuts and cooking methods of bacon provide a diverse and satisfying selection of textures and flavors. As far as health benefits are concerned, I feel that Americans are fed a bunch of misinformation about animal fats by companies who are already invested in marketing their products as "healthier" just because they don't have animal fats and that personally I feel like a healthy amount of animal fats is far higher in threshold than the majority of people believe.

So the short and skinny is that bacon tastes good and isn't going to kill you, so if any food deserves the cultural pedestal it is placed upon, I nominate bacon. Kale can go to hell, collards 4lyfe m8.

[Anonymous No.5425995]

>>5421375
I get that bacon has become an obnoxious meme at this point, but god damn if it isn't legitimately fucking delicious.

The best part of the bacon meme is it has inspired restaurants to start throwing it in everything.

[Anonymous No.5426001]

>>5425988

toast it.

it's not to do with the sweetness of the dough dude. do you eat ketchup with fries? cause by your logic that should suck.

[Anonymous No.5426011]

>>5426001
My wording wasn't the best, but white bread has a very... "non-dessert" taste. It's like mixing a steak with hot chocolate

or popcorn with caramel, jesus christ that shit is disgusting

[Anonymous No.5426016]

>>5422077
That shit tastes like caries.

[Anonymous No.5426023]

>>5425995
>best part of the bacon meme is it has inspired restaurants to start throwing it in everything.

thats literally the worst part, while its good it does not belong in everything

[Anonymous No.5426483]

>>5425995

motherfucker there is no fucking bacon meme americans have always thrown bacon and peaches and corn and all kinds of shit where it doesn't belong because they're americans. there is NO BACON MEME. EVERYBODY HAS LOVED BACON SINCE BACON BEGAN. stop looking for memes everywhere.

[Anonymous No.5426504]

>200 posts in
>Not a single mention of guacamole

[Anonymous No.5426506]

>>5421423
Biscoff is better.

[Anonymous No.5426527]

>>5421375
Fuckin pizza, i have had really good pizza before, but it never wowed me

[Anonymous No.5426547]

>>5426504

It's good stuff that no one really makes a big deal over. Why would it be mentioned in this thread?

[Anonymous No.5427024]

this is going a bit off subject, but what shits me is that there are those amateur cooking shows like master chef (ozfag here) and all the shit like that where they get everyday assholes who think they are great cooks. and the public laps it up but then you have shows like iron chef ( jap version) and river cottage that never get prime time a a free to air network

[Anonymous No.5427043]

>>5427024

the standard on oz masterchef is really good though

you should be able to see why iron chef and river cottage don't get prime time.

[Anonymous No.5427058]

>>5427043
maybe those two shows are a little more niche. but still, fuck masterchef.

[Anonymous No.5427064]

>>5427058

your masterchef is so good though! i have no idea why you hate it so much, the masterclasses are great.

they're drastically more niche, iron chef japan looks like absolute shit and is badly translated and dubbed plus the food is extremely far from trendy. river cottage would probably go over better but still it isn't a prime time show and you know what, HFW is not actually that great a chef or charismatic a personality.

[Anonymous No.5427066]

>>5421786
I feel the same, although you might call me a pleb for not liking the black caviar (the expensive one), I really love salmon caviar and I loved it before I found out caviar is expensive.
Even more so for lobster, when i was 12 i was
amazed by it's taste.

[Anonymous No.5427067]

River Cottage would be good if Ranulph Cholmondeley-Mainwaring or whatever the fuck his name is wasn't such a effete, mincing, punny faggot.

[Anonymous No.5427068]

Am I the only one that thinks bacon tastes like shit? Even the faggots in here who are ripping on the bacon maymay shouting kids are adding that "it's true, bacon really is good!" but it isn't.

[Anonymous No.5427081]

>>5422077
no way man. I don't know which kind of them you eat, but both the russian and the austrian ones are a masterpiece.
Only thing you may be right on is the overusage of choclate filling, some people may as well be eating a block of choclate instead.
With a fine portion of sauce or fresh jam and a bit of icing sugar, they are as fine as it gets.
>europoor here, so bear that in mind

[Anonymous No.5427086]

>>5427081
He was linking to a post about Nutella. That's a nutella crepe.

Probably one of the better uses, no point using it on bread.

[Anonymous No.5427103]

>>5427064
i think it's just a general hatred of master chef for some reason. iron chef japan do amazing things with their chosen ingredients. and as for river cottage i agree hugh hadn't got much of a personality, but the show gives you a good background on the ingredients/foods

[Anonymous No.5427105]

>>5427103
>a general hatred of master chef for some reason
I could list many reasons, but I'm feeling lazy.

[Anonymous No.5427114]

>>5422034
>not being a billionaire.

[Anonymous No.5427125]

>>5422943
>>5422952
b-but i like both of those...
except crunchy PB, fuck me for ever giving it a try.

[Anonymous No.5427160]

>>5427103
I concur. Love the food they do but hate the show. Fuck off Matt Preston, you cravat-wearing-lardball, I want to see the end result for more than the 15 seconds airtime before you inhale it.

And Iron Chef is just plain crazy Japanese goodness.

[Anonymous No.5427194]

>>5421435
ramen

[Anonymous No.5427784]

>>5421662
>I spend time on reddit
We don't want your kind here.

This isn't even MUH SEKRIT CLOUGHB shit, Reddit is for the internet what reality TV is for, well, TV. It dumbs down humanity. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if "Ow My Balls" becomes a real TV show in our lifetimes. And thanks to Reddit and Tumblr the person getting kicked in the balls will be some trans otherkin [other bullshit phrases they use here] screaming about MUH PATRIARCHY and hashtags.

[Anonymous No.5427804]

>>5421375
I find Nutella to be absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.5427826]

>>5422077
Oh my god this looks so good. If only nutella wasn't so sweet I'd tear those a new asshole right fucking now.

[Anonymous No.5427833]

>>5422192
>Back in the days, /ck/ called it cocksauce
I still call it that.

>>5422089
>ignoring the fact that one builds up a tolerance to spice, so what's not spicy for you is spicy for someone else.

I hate when people do this. I mean, I tease my dad about it solely because it's because of him that I found out I love spicy food and have been building up my tolerance my whole life - back when ghost peppers were the hottest on the planet I ate one straight up to see what it tasted like, something I do not recommend anyone do as it was one of the worst decisions I've made in my life so far - and he used to be able to handle the same level of spice I could but now he can't.

And yet my neighbor thinks things are too spicy even if you use normal old black pepper. It's a real shame because everything for her must be extremely bland.

>>5422110
>People have overstated its delciousness; it's not complex in flavour and you need a lot of it to get a decent spice kick. You may as well put Ketchup and Tabasco on it.

Agreed. But then, it's only our opinion. Others may not agree.

>>5422122
>sriracha is not like ketchup. ketchup is made with tomatoes.
I hate to use Wikipedia because I know anyone can edit it, but it seems as if that's not an unfair comparison - according to the article "ketchup" is actually a process, so you can have tomato ketchup which most are familiar with, but it can be made with other things such as bananas.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup

[Anonymous No.5427844]

>>5421662
>I spend time on reddit
You should spend more time over there, because no one likes you faggot.

[Anonymous No.5428801]

>Avocado
>Gluten Free
>Pretzel Bread/Bun
>Almond/Soy Milk

all of these are annoying as fuck.
Pretzel bread died recently but it was the least annoying.
Almond milk is nasty as fuck and relies on sweeteners to taste palatable.
Avocado is the worst offender though since everyone perceives it as some expensive super food.

As a Dominican who grew up eating avocados with nearly every dinner, I can say they are no more special than a tomato.

[Anonymous No.5428869]

>>5428801
pretzel bread is an actual food. It's been eaten for two hundred years. You realize this, right?

[Anonymous No.5428964]

>>5428801
Almond milk is so good. You're just drinking shit almond milk. Don't get the shitty sweetened kind.

Avocado is also really good. I mean it goes well with like anything, so it deserves all the hype it gets.

[Anonymous No.5428988]

>>5428801
Bruh Dominican food is largely gluten free save for pan, you may not get it but a lot of food most Americans eat is wheat based living in the Heights nowI have become accustomed to seeing a lot of things that are cassava based.

[Anonymous No.5428994]

>>5427833

>so you can have tomato ketchup which most are familiar with, but it can be made with other things such as bananas.

oh for fuck's sake. he meant tomato ketchup. he said it tastes like ketchup. he meant tomato ketchup. for fuck's sake. ya eejit

[Anonymous No.5429011]

>>5428801
>Avocado

You must not live in the Southwest. Down here, avocado is a staple.

[Anonymous No.5429729]

>>5428994
>he meant tomato ketchup
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.5429795]

Am I the only person who finds bacon grease more useful than the actual bacon?
I mean bacon's tasty but it can't be used as a cooking oil/base for sauce/biscuit shortening/etc.

[Anonymous No.5429797]

People who swear by rare steak. It's a bloody mess.

[Anonymous No.5429924]

Only thing that I really get annoyed over is everyone's obsession with pizza. I enjoy it every now and then but to me it just seems like such a standard food that shouldn't be hailed as the pinnacle of food. Also people who have every single fucking type of meat on their pizza. Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.5429925]

>>5421375

What I find even more annoying is the retards who think they're clever for going "XD BACON IS SUCH A TREND LEL", personally.

[Anonymous No.5430342]

Lobster is a peasant food.

It's only expensive because of the costs it took to ship it from the sea to restaurants.

Enjoy your sea bugs :)

[Anonymous No.5430356]

I don't think bacon is overrated at all. It's fucking fantastic, like a stick of pure flavor.

>mistyping captcha 3 times
>fuck you moot

[Anonymous No.5430755]

>>5422514

>not knowing the satisfaction of being consciousness cased in a strong body

[Anonymous No.5430855]

"Superfoods"
Gluten-free everything
Detoxing
Bacon ON EVERYTHING
Paleo diet

All these things annoy me, but the paleo diet gets my goat. Just another excuse for people to cram more hamburgers down their maw.

[Anonymous No.5430870]

>>5421375
nutella and sriracha are brettygood
bacon is overhyped but still delicious, especially with the right flavours

[Anonymous No.5430895]

Cheap porkchops marinated for a few hours in a mix of brown sugar and sriracha used to be a favorite quick food of mine. It's still breddy gud.

[Anonymous No.5430898]

>>5422055
Lobsters are really flavorful and you're a huge pussy for being afraid of them.

>B-B-BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A BUG!

If you're ever near the coast, try one and you'll notice it's delicious.

[Anonymous No.5430900]

>>5422031
BA BA BOOEY BA BA BOOEY HOWARD STERN'S PENIS

[Anonymous No.5430956]

>>5421423
I've known about Nutella since the early '90s when a teacher at my elementary school that taught German starting in Kindergarten gave some to the class. The sudden fad for it now is just... stupid.

[Anonymous No.5430996]

>>5422077
Pour some Stroh rum on that, light it on fire for a while, blow fire out and have yourself a delicious treat.

[Anonymous No.5431015]

>>5422031
>implying prices haven't gone down over the years due to farming
Lobster farming hasn't significantly impacted prices in N. america.

[Anonymous No.5431018]

Nutella is such a mixed bag because american nutella is formulated more like chcolate, to be very sweet too. European Nutella has a much more pronounced hazelnut flavour and isn't as sweet.

[Anonymous No.5431025]

>>5430900
I bought a new car that came with Sirius. I started listening to Howard Stern last week, the last time I heard him was like 15 years ago.

He seemed very obsequious to the guests ("OMG YOU ARE SO FUNNY AND MY FAV"... to David Spade lol) and like he has no edge left.

I stopped listening when he started going on about how some old Jewish comedian referred to Gilbert Godfried as a "little Jew". When he said, "As if it isn't hard enough to be a jew, you have these self-hating Jews...".

I turned it off and will not listen to him since. Never knew he was such a faggot.

[Anonymous No.5431029]

>>5430956
>I knew about Nutella before it was popular
Just say this, we all know it is what you really want to say lol

[Anonymous No.5431036]

>>5422417
lol is it summer already?

[Anonymous No.5431732]

bacon is only good when you cook good back bacon in the oven drain the grease and put it on a toasted blt w really good tomatoes

[/ck/'s resident Bentley Richfa(...) !l6.gs61mzc No.5431736]

>>5431036
lol do people really make less than $100k per year?

[Anonymous No.5431775]

jesus christ i put sriracha in ram
en when im broke and snack on bacon st work and have had nutella once in awhile. Do you people really have nothing better to get buttmad about? Damn

[Anonymous No.5431973]

>>5425981
you disgust me

[Anonymous No.5431985]

>>5422617

>/k/ here

Nigger, you goofed.

Remington and bushmaster are freedom group-mossberg is owned by-guess who- fucking O.F. Mossberg & Sons, you no-guns.

Post even a single gun you own or else you are a faggot. Airshit doesn't count.

[/ck/'s resident Elder of Zion(...) !jKdFowk0qQ No.5432056]

>>5431736
lol do people really make less than the entire world's GDP every day?

[Anonymous No.5432243]

>>5421375
Overpriced cupcakes and macaroons are pretty fucking annoying.

[Anonymous No.5433505]

>>5421437

you shut your whore mouth, PHS man will come back and you will be saved.

[Anonymous No.5433547]

>>5421435
these cunts

[Anonymous No.5433727]

>>5422034
Can you send me 6k so I can spend a year doing nothing and having a feel of what you live like?

[Anonymous No.5433848]

>>5422263
I dont like shit beer like budweiser and that crap. I enjoy microbrews but they are pricey. There's a mid range of products that are also between cat piss and expensive micros. Those are fine for me 90% of the time.

[Anonymous No.5433875]

>>5429924
You really haven't thought this through, have you?

You already gave the reason why everyone is obsessed with pizza.
>it just seems like such a standard food
That's it. That's the reason why. Literally no one hails it as the pinnacle of food. Except stoners, but stoners aren't people.

>Also people who have every single fucking type of meat on their pizza.
This, though, this irks me. The meat-lovers pizza assholes and the plain cheese assholes should never be given a voice when it's time to order pizza for the group. They will have it no other way, and instead of even attempting to compromise will always go like "well can't you just tell them to make 1/8th of the pizza plain cheese/meat lovers? Then you can have whatever you want on the rest". No, fuck you. Buy your own damn pizza if you can't eat anything else.

[Anonymous No.5433879]

>>5433727
>6k for one year
nigger the cost of living is way over 6k a year

[Anonymous No.5433882]

>>5433879
I evaluate mine at 6k a year for rent + food. It's not luxury but thats that

[Anonymous No.5433887]

>>5433882
You live with your parents, don't you. 6k barely covers my rent for a year.

[Anonymous No.5433953]

>>5433887
No I live with a roomie. 6k covers my rent for the year plus ok-ish food costs. 460$ per month covers rent, internet, electricity and whatnot. Montreal isn't pricey if you know where to look.

[Anonymous No.5434361]

>>5421433
>I doubt the trend is as prevalent in European countries where they've had nutella for a longer time.
Wrong. People hare idiots with taste here too.

[Anonymous No.5434566]

>>5421744
I WOKE UP IN A NEW NUGATTI