Worst Restaurant Experience You've Ever Had

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Worst Restaurant Experience You've Ever Had Anonymous Sun Jun 15 20:06:37 2014 No.5519884 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 20:07:36 2014 No.5519887 Not sure, I've had my fair share of asshole customers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 20:28:12 2014 No.5519919 >Denny's with family >everyone orders lunch >dad and I order a burger and fries >everyone gets their order >except mine >wait with a drink while everyone finishes >still no meal >waitress is sorry but no burger >we leave Thanks for comping the drinks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 20:45:41 2014 No.5519958 >>5519919 Wait, so you sat around while everyone else ate their food and when you didn't get yours you were ok with the waitress saying sorry? I don't...like how does that work? Why didn't you make a scene about it? I would have...

Anonymous Sun Jun 15 20:54:57 2014 No.5519975

>French restaurant that takes itself too seriously
>Had empenadas as appetizers that day for some reason
>Order that and the bouillabaisse as main
>Empenadas are cold, send them back
>Everyone gets their main but me
>Waitress thought I didn't want the main since I had two appetizer plates
>Have to tell her she took the first one back to nuke it, I didn't eat it.
>Have to wait 40 minutes for a bowl of stew

We didn't go back and the restaurant closed soon after. We weren't the only table the waitress messed up that day.

Anonymous Sun Jun 15 21:00:02 2014 No.5519980

>>5519919
>>5519958
I think we're missing some information. Did they say they were still making it or did the waitress say they ran out and you simply didn't order anything else or did the waitress mean she/the kitchen completely missed the burger order and they just never made it, but you never asked the entire time about it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 21:10:32 2014 No.5520007 >>5519919 Same thing happened to me, everyone got their food except for me. So family cleared a plate and I got some of everyone's food, after that we just walked out without paying.

>>	Thatuglyguy !!rSo5CKZPQzh Sun Jun 15 21:19:01 2014 No.5520041 >>5519975 Wow, the waitress decided you'd eaten too much? What the fuck kind of bullshit is that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 21:20:03 2014 No.5520048 >>5520007 Are you a nigger family by any chance?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 21:21:53 2014 No.5520054 >>5520041 she was really ditzy/condescending (not a good mix) and I don't have a loud voice. I think she was making excuses for not having written down my main course on the ticket in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 21:39:07 2014 No.5520100 >>5519919 I don't believe you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 21:43:05 2014 No.5520111 A few times our waitress took everyone's order except mine. I don't get it. They always look right through me and leave. One time I went to dinner with family, and I was handed a kids menu at 16.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 21:44:05 2014 No.5520115 >>5520100 ive seen it posted word for word atleast 3 times now

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 21:44:12 2014 No.5520117 >>5520111 You're a ghost.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 21:56:29 2014 No.5520145 >>5520007 confirmed nigger

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 22:19:04 2014 No.5520201 >>5520111 just say really loudly "Hey, aren't you going to take my order?" or something similar. bonus if you're black or something like that cause you can add "I bet it's cause i'm _____ right?"

Anonymous Sun Jun 15 22:29:53 2014 No.5520230

>>5520100
This has happened to me
>carrabas
>not that hungry so order margherita pizza
>she brings all our plates but mine, but it will "be right out"
>20 minutes later i remind her
>i get a pizza 5 minutes later that isnt cooked through
> we get wine comped but i had to get jack in the box on the way home
Fuck her so much

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 22:31:06 2014 No.5520231 >>5520230 I should add i was underage so i didnt benefit from the free wine

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 22:33:43 2014 No.5520237 >>5520201 I bet its cause im attractive right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 22:34:07 2014 No.5520240 >>5520111 >>5520231 >underage B& >going out to eat You could have not embarrassed yourself and stayed home until you reached a respectable age. Say, 30 or so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 22:37:07 2014 No.5520245 >>5520240 Im 25. And i know, ive since learned my lesson

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 22:43:33 2014 No.5520261 >>5520111 You where probably one of those really short 4" kids that people thought where a lot younger than they actually where.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 15 22:46:54 2014 No.5520270 File: 33 KB, 400x383, Gummi Bears.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5520261 >4" kids are you a gummi bear?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 00:10:02 2014 No.5520466 >>5520100 >>5519919 do you guys know that not bringing all the plates at once is a reason for termination?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 00:21:36 2014 No.5520482 >>5519884 >Mcdonalds >visiting Aunt >big mac >chatting it up >bite down >Massive clump of hair among the lettuce and sauce >meat and hair stick to my tongue >wash my mouth out with coke as my mother throws the box and big mac at the cashier and screams

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 00:40:16 2014 No.5520518

>go out
>order duck
>"sorry we're out of duck"
>go somewhere else next time
>order duck
>"sorry we're out of duck"
>go elsewhere later on
>order duck
>"sorry we're out of duck"

I think it was five times in row before I just went to a chinese place with roast ducks hanging in the window for lunch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 00:40:49 2014 No.5520522 When I was around ten, my mom and grandma took me to our favorite place and I ordered a burger. It took them a while to make and when I got it, the entire underside of the bun was blue mold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 00:42:43 2014 No.5520525 >>5519884 your story has a hole, how could she have plated everyones order and not yours. she just walked away after handing every/your family there food?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 01:09:30 2014 No.5520583 >>5519975 How could a bouillabaisse take 40 minutes? Doesn't it have to be made days before?

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 02:14:12 2014 No.5520748 [DELETED]

It should have been the greatest night of my life. I had been invited to eat at a swanky restaurant by my boss for a meeting over dinner. The 6 senior department heads, the boss, and me all at one table to discuss the future of the company. This was my once in a life time shot to make it in with the big wigs and rocket up to upper management, if not for that damn restaurant.

I still remember the name of that stupid appetizer I ordered, gaspachew soup. When the waiter set the bowl in front of me, I could instantly tell it was cold. Not 'they left it on the counter' cold but flat out refrigerator cold, even the bowl was chill to the touch. Of course I chewed the waiter out on it, critical but constructive like any good upper management potential person should, and when they brought back the bowl pipping hot it was actually quite good for something that had been stored rather than made fresh. But the entire rest of the evening the department heads and owner of the company did nothing but chuckle and snicker quietly, obviously remembering the waiters rookie mistake. The entire meeting ended up being a flop as I couldn't discuss anything about marketing ideas for our new refrigerator models without the constant sound of laughter. The meeting went so poorly, I was let go less than 6 weeks later.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 02:15:56 2014 No.5520753 >>5520748 would have been better if youd have waited til the end to say gazpacho

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 02:20:29 2014 No.5520762

It should have been the greatest night of my life. I had been invited to eat at a swanky restaurant by my boss for a meeting over dinner. The 6 senior department heads, the boss, and me all at one table to discuss the future of the company. This was my once in a life time shot to make it in with the big wigs and rocket up to upper management, if not for that damn restaurant.

After we had placed our orders I went to work, showing talking up my education and accomplishments until the appetizers arrived. When the waiter set the bowl of soup in front of me, I could instantly tell it was cold. Not 'they left it on the counter' cold but flat out refrigerator cold, even the bowl was chill to the touch. Of course I chewed the waiter out on it, critical but constructive like any good upper management potential person should, and when they brought back the bowl pipping hot it was actually quite good for something that had been stored rather than made fresh. But the entire rest of the evening the department heads and owner of the company did nothing but chuckle and snicker quietly, obviously remembering the waiters rookie mistake. The entire meeting ended up being a flop as I couldn't discuss anything about marketing ideas for our new refrigerator models without the constant sound of laughter. The meeting went so poorly, I was let go less than 6 weeks later.

The appetizer gaspachew soup haunts my nightmares to this very day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 02:22:40 2014 No.5520768 >>5520753 >>5520762 much better, though the delivery at the end could be a bit smoother

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 02:25:06 2014 No.5520778 >>5520768 Ran into the 1500 character limit so I ended up doing a bunch of trimming. Next time I should sit down and type it out with a bit more build up and just make it 2 posts. Thanks for the constructive criticism.

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 02:42:05 2014 No.5520822

>>5519884
>Go to restuarant on mothers day with family
>Order steak
>Steak takes 2 hours, as does everyone elses meals
>And we were one of the faster tables, my friend's table had to wait an extra 30 minutes
>Steak is cold, overcooked, watery
At least the garlic bread was good I suppose

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 02:43:59 2014 No.5520826 >>5520822 thats what you get for going out on the busiest restaurant day of the year

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 02:49:19 2014 No.5520836 >>5520826 thats what you post when you're an asshole

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 02:49:29 2014 No.5520837 >>5520822 >Mother's Day >going out to eat well no shit it's crowded

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 02:50:17 2014 No.5520841 >>5520836 they're not wrong, though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 03:05:44 2014 No.5520869 >>5520822 How can a steak be watery?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 03:11:52 2014 No.5520878 >>5520518 >"WE NO HAVE DUCK THOSE DISPRAY ONRY"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 03:14:29 2014 No.5520883 >>5520762 Smeg head

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 03:21:35 2014 No.5520892
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>Go to Mom and Pop sushi joint
>friend is bragging about how amazing their ramen bowls are.
>We order and the bowls arrive
>It's literally just a bowl of noodles with flavored water and one sprig of broccoli.
>No eggs, no meat, no real effort put into making it worth the 9 dollar price tag.
>Demand to talk to owner
>Owner has this FOB look on his face, saying that how they serve it
>We both got up and left pissed off and proceeded to cook our own ramen in delicious revenge.

pic related, what we cooked instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 03:23:42 2014 No.5520895 >>5520892 >Ordering ramen >ever You got what you deserved

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 05:17:31 2014 No.5521061

1/?

>Get dragged to chain restaurant because girlfriend at the time has a voucher.
>wait 15 minutes to be seated, place is 1/3 full at most.
>waitress keeps coming over and saying she'll be seat us in 2 minutes.
>give up and go to the bar.
>order cosmopolitan and pint.
>said waitress comes over and gets arsey saying that she told us she'd seat us soon.
>shows us to seats, says she'll bring our drinks.
>10 minutes later they're still on the bar.
>fuck it, I'll just get them.
>gf takes one sip of the Cosmo. It's off.
>drink is replaced. Exactly the same. Turns out it's a pre made mix.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 05:31:26 2014 No.5521075 >>5520482 >as my mother throws the box and big mac at the cashier and screams I wonder why they fucked with your food

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 05:34:04 2014 No.5521076 >>5520822 >not just cooking something for your mom do you even appreciate your parents, bro?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 05:35:33 2014 No.5521078 >>5521076 Given the skill level shown by the average /ck/ user, not cooking for their mother is a sign of caring.

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 05:36:05 2014 No.5521079

2/?
>ask them to make one fresh, they don't know how.
>manager comes over. Refuses to replace drink as he says there's nothing wrong with it. Ask him to taste it.
>he can't because he's a Muslim.
>Ask him how he can know there's nothing wrong with it.
>Eventually tastes it. Agrees. Replaces drink.
>Order blue steak.
>We only do rare. Health and safety.
>Steak comes cold.
>send it back
>Steak comes out meduim-well.
>Give up.
>Ask for bill.
>Manager brings it over, apologises profusely, no drinks or steak on bill, plus gives me a £20 voucher 'for next time'.
>tell him I'd rather stick pins in my dick.

mfw I made a Muslim taste alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 05:37:31 2014 No.5521081 >>5519958 Making a scene about food is autistic af. I say that as an actual autist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 05:51:22 2014 No.5521089 >>5521079 you sound like a really swell guy :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 06:03:26 2014 No.5521093 >>5521081 making a scene is just childish, period the end. justifying it is on the threshold of pathological.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 06:12:09 2014 No.5521099 File: 104 KB, 1256x1075, 1390331838788.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ask for no mayo >get mayo worstexperienceever.webm

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 06:14:37 2014 No.5521102 File: 104 KB, 665x598, wut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5519975 >French restaurant >empanadas

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 06:39:36 2014 No.5521135

>>5519884
>19th birthday, can drink now(canada)
>dad takes me to strip club that advertises itself as also being a bar and grill
>can't say no
>it's horrible
>local keith's pisswater on tap
>frozen jumbo wings from costco with storebought blue ranch
>not even fully heated through
>made extremely uncomfortable by everything going on
>father becomes increasingly drunk seeing this
>tries to get me a lap dance
>panic and come out of the closet as transgender
>he throws his beer in my face and leaves me behind
>make my way home in the middle of the night, door is locked and I have to sleep on the porch
I guess I can give the strip club 1/5 stars for the stripper who gave me bus fare

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 06:46:44 2014 No.5521149 File: 15 KB, 300x400, 1381108203760.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5521135 only in canada

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 06:50:55 2014 No.5521150 >>5521135 >this pasta I always want to believe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 06:52:19 2014 No.5521152 >>5521150 wait did people copy my pasta, I only posted it once before in a similar thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 06:53:19 2014 No.5521155 >>5521152 also it really happened it kinda sucked

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 06:55:58 2014 No.5521158 >>5521155 maybe you shouldn'tve sperged out so hard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 06:56:34 2014 No.5521159 >>5520583 Not, but it is poached fish, in essence. i didn't understand what was taking so long either. >>5521102 Yup. I should have stayed away.

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 07:00:55 2014 No.5521167

>>5519884
Applebees. I got a hamburger there and it was a piece of charcoal on a bun. I've never gotten a good meal from there, the portions are tiny and the food is mediocre at best.
>tfw family insists we go there because they love it
Another one is Bonefish Grill, this shit is 20 bucks a plate and they give you about 6 ounces of food. The fish was bland as fuck, and the ice cream scoop of potatoes was pathetic. Ofc, my family also insists on going there all the time too.

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 07:05:33 2014 No.5521174

Probably pretty random
>be hungry af
>go to chinese place with my mother
>restaurant is almost empty, like 2 other tables
>order
>wait
>wait
>waitress is gone
>wait
>40 mins later or so, waitress shows up
>Oh mi sorry did u ordah arready?
>another 30 mins before our meals finally arrive
>atleast it was pretty good

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 07:09:06 2014 No.5521179 >>5521158 no use crying over spilled milk I suppose

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 08:13:17 2014 No.5521254 >>5520892 holy shit, 3 pieces of meat and 1 egg max. that is loaded. 3/10 would eat but proportion better.

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 08:19:58 2014 No.5521260

>out with family for dinner, kind of young, about 14 or so
>normal restaurant
>takes 20 odd minutes to get a waitress to come and actually take our order
>45+ minutes pass in waiting
>takes another 10 to get a waitress to come talk to us
>tell her we've been waiting a while
>she goes to check
>"I'm so sorry they seem to have lost your order, but they're making it up now."
>girl brings out tiny basket of soggy chips to tide us over
>wait another 30 minutes
>food comes
>one
>two
>three
>fourth plate is coming
>it gets dropped
>fucksticks

Going to a restaurant has never been as time consuming as that was ever again.

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 09:20:18 2014 No.5521312
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>A couple walks in through the door
>Asks for a table for two
>It's 19.00 Saturday evening, and tables are tripple booked
>Tell them I'm sorry but we do not have any tables for at least another 3 hours
>They start making a big scene about how this is the 10th time they come here without being able to get a table!
>I was already busy before they came in, so I have no time or patience for this kind of bullshit
>Ask them if it ever occured to them, that it may be a good idea to actually fucking book a table if you want to eat out on a saturday?
>The woman starts screaming up about how they will not stand for this, and want to speak to the owner
>Tell them to send an email or come back later, we don't have time for this right now
>And with that I walked away and went back to service my floor
>They stayed for another 2 minutes, harrassing other customers with questions like "Did you hear how he spoke to us?!?!", until my boss came out of the kitchen and told them to fuck off

I loved being a waiter. Watching people with a smile after giving them perfect service, was a joy. But dealing with ignorant fucks who thought that my only purpose in life was to serve their sorry asses, now that I don't miss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 09:24:49 2014 No.5521316 >>5520869 If you let it rest without proper ventilation, meat juices will gather under and around the steak. At least that's what I think he meant

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 09:27:47 2014 No.5521319

>Go to restaurant in vineyards.
>Pretentious pseudo-french (in South Africa, Western Cape so a lot of restaurants try hard to be french)
>Everything looks shit
>Mother and I get poached sea bass
>Get a bowl of sloppy fish with a weird smell coming from it.
>Start eating and get half way through it, tastes like it's been poached in mop water.
>Tell manager there's something wrong with it
>Says that's just the way it's supposed to be.
>Mother and I both throw up after getting home

The more pretentious the restaurant the less likely they are to admit to their mistakes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 09:36:35 2014 No.5521331 >>5521079 >go to chain restaurant >order blue steak nigga u dum

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 09:38:21 2014 No.5521333 >>5521174 ain't called a 'wait'ress for nothing, innit

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 12:25:24 2014 No.5521541

>visiting cousins in Cali
>they have a bunch of unique food joints around their place they go to a bunch
>first one sold burgers overspiced to all hell
>literally cannot finish mine through the overpowering taste of sea salt
>second one had shards of the plate scattered into the food
>several years pass
>go back there for sister's graduation
>visit some Russian immigrant friends of my parents
>they suggest an oven-baked pizza place nearby, sounds like fun
>we order several for a party of nine
>they're maybe eight inches wide
>essentially pita bread with tomato sauce and toppings slapped on top
>the Russians eat almost nothing, probably not half of what anyone else does
>pretty sure everyone left that dinner feeling both fat and hungry at the same time

Seriously. Fuck Californian cuisine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 12:29:10 2014 No.5521548 Had a salmonella (or anyhow it's called in english), when eating at a kébab. Man, I felt like dying for 2 weeks before eating without shitting blood.

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 12:36:34 2014 No.5521557
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>>5521079
>alcohol
>steak
> £20 voucher
>Muslim.

sieeeet m8, u lucky to even ave a steak and a drink in britistan and ere u are rejectin bof. U shoul be njoyin wot u got. Ur kids won't be gettin nothin of either

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 12:36:53 2014 No.5521561 >>5520892 FOB = Free OnBoard?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 13:41:34 2014 No.5521709 Does anyone have the story of the "beta" guy that tries to order a sandwich from Subway and ends up over-paying?

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 13:50:54 2014 No.5521734

>visit my GF in another city
>we're hungry so we go for a pizza
>order 2 pizzas and drinks
>we get drinks
>20 minutes go by, still no pizza
>other people come in, get seated
>40 minutes go by, the people that came after us get their food
>I call the waiter and ask him what's wrong with out order and where is it ?
>he apologizes and says there was a messup in the kitchen
>seems like he forgot to pass the order
>food arrives 1 hour late
>waiter comes every 5 minutes to ask if everything is okay
>finish eating, pay, leave no tip

I was too young to demand free food, now I know better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 13:54:11 2014 No.5521739 >>5520054 >I don't have a loud voice. Confirmed mumbling autist who's afraid to order his food.

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 13:58:54 2014 No.5521749

>on vacation with my family a few years ago
>we're at this pretty good Spanish restaurant
>it's a friday night so it's packed with tourists and Spaniards
>food takes longer than normal, we laugh and talk
>some fat prick jumps up from his table and screams at the waiters that his food is taking too long
>he threatens to punch random people
>his daughter starts crying and he blames it on the restaraunt
>he storms off without paying, further delaying everyone else because the staff had to chase after him and get him to pay
>meanwhile his family are bawling their eyes out
>the waiters catch up with him and he reluctantly pays
>later we see him flip us off as he drove by in his car

Fucking prick made me embarrassed to be an Englishman. I haven't really had any other really bad experiences except maybe the time I saw a cat get mutilated under a car whilst trying to eat.

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 15:06:53 2014 No.5521972

I work at a sushi restaurant where the sushi is made when the customer orders it, not like some places where they make the sushi at noon, stash it in a fridge and serve it later that evening.

>Family of four walks in during lunch
>Orders one of our four person menues and four of our homemade lemonades
>Send out their order and start making the drinks
>The lemonades are made by hand, so it takes me a couple minutes to make them, plus the phone rang, so in total five minutes before their drinks were served
>The father asks me where their food is
>A bit confused I tell him that I just send out their order, but it's on its way
>"OK"
>Another five minutes pass where I seat another two tables and take their order
>The father waves me over
>"Seriously, when is our food coming??"
>Tell him that the kitchen is still preparing it, but it shouldn't be long now, considering we didn't have so many tables at this time
>"Ok, ok, just tell them to hurry up, damn you!"
>Starting to get a bit annoyed by now
>Take a swing by the kitchen to ask the chefs if they could hurry up with that order, as by now I just wanted to shut that faggot up
>They literally place the plates on the counter when I came out there, so I grab them and go straight to the table
>By now another two minutes have passed
>Arrive at the table just in time for the father to give me a good scolding for taking so long with their food, and we ought to better for a fast food place, and that I owed him and his family an apology
>Not even 15 minutes has passed, from I punched in their order, to they got their food
>Niggeryoujustwentfullretard.png
>Ask him "if this looks like McDonalds to him, where the workers will apologize for two minutes of waiting? We actually take pride in our food, and our fast service"
>He starts to puff up, red faced
>Tell him to eat his food and then leave this restaurant
>He demands to speak to my manager
>"You already do that"
>Turn and walk away

I really hate impatient assholes...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 15:12:28 2014 No.5521983 >>5521749 did it died?

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 15:17:01 2014 No.5521995
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>>5519884

One time, my dad fell asleep while waiting for his food at a "Chinese" resto. He was really tired though, but the resto was really slow with their services at that time.

Also,
>order at Mcdonald's
>got really distracted and worried because grandma was late from her errands
>said a combo meal code/number of a different fast food joint
>cashier chuckles
>mfw
Got me mad, though. I thought our McD's were better than that.

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 15:24:53 2014 No.5522007

I live in Vancouver and it's mostly Asian restaurant. I love em, I mostly go out to eat chinese, viet, or japanese food cause the restaurants are all over and easy to get to. The restaurants run by chinese all have awful service. You will order a bunch of dishes and rice and they will forget to bring out the rice. This happens all the freaking time too so I'm pretty used to it.

Worst was at a vietnamese restaurant. Waitress talking on the phone when taking order, talking on the phone when bringing food, sticks finger into bowl of pho, absolutely no services when it comes to refilling water/tea. I stopped going to that restaurant after that time but the food there was really good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 15:32:30 2014 No.5522017 >>5521079 Muslims drink all the time, and if he didn't he could have just asked anyone else to try it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 15:35:05 2014 No.5522026 >>5521561 >FOB Not that anon, but usually means 'Fresh Off the Boat'

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 15:36:49 2014 No.5522033 >>5522026 i usually say straight of the boat since not one of those fuckers smells fresh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 15:40:36 2014 No.5522045 >>5522033 >not one of those fuckers smells fresh anon in charge of my sides

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 15:40:39 2014 No.5522047 >>5521081 You're an autist which means that you don't know how to properly behave in situations, doesn't it? So that statement isn't exactly that valuable. Sorry to hear about your autism though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 15:41:41 2014 No.5522052 >>5520466 Jesus, that's a bit over the top isn't it?

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 15:47:02 2014 No.5522069

I don't really have a bad restaurant story myself but I'll tell the latest from my parents.

>New restaurant in town.
>Chef had a 4 CAA diamonds restaurants in the 90's and early 00's then sold it to be executive chef elsewhere.
>Restaurant is an instant hot spot
>Parents go there for dinner once and everything is great
>They go back since it was so good
>Dad's olive and proscuitto pizza is salty like a rock of salt, he can't even eat it.
>Mom's dish is "meh" at best
>Dad says food is too salty even though he salts everything he eats.
>Waitress comes back "The cook says it's supposed to be like that"
>Dad goes to the tavern next day
>Hears that the restaurant is absolute shit when the chef isn't there

Tfw this restaurant will just be one more failed place at this location

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 15:48:18 2014 No.5522072 >>5521075 They knew beforehand that his mom is going to throw that Big Mac or what are you trying to imply there

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 15:51:04 2014 No.5522078 >>5520892 >demand to talk to owner take your autism meds please

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 15:52:52 2014 No.5522081 >>5522047 Just saying, making a scene is a real nig thing to do. Pay, leave a low tip if it was the server's fault, don't come back, but getting pissy to try to get some free shit is low class.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 15:53:31 2014 No.5522086 >>5520892 >go to sushi place >order noodle soup Alrighty

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 15:56:12 2014 No.5522091 >>5521333 That made me smile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 15:57:56 2014 No.5522098 >>5522081 making a scene is but letting the manager know the issues isnt and is actually encouraged by any competent management staff

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 15:58:45 2014 No.5522102 >>5521319 >The more pretentious the restaurant the less likely they are to admit to their mistakes. Well what do you know. Still sucks that you threw up, that's no fun

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 15:59:53 2014 No.5522104 >>5522102 im assuming by pretentious you mean nice and high quality in which case you are wrong.

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 16:01:02 2014 No.5522108

>be last month
>go to red lobster with mom
>don't want any of their gimmicky dishes
>just want a simple cajun haddock filet with a baked potato
>can't take leftovers because the car is hot anyway
>therefore I want a smaller meal
>waitress arrives and I tell her exactly what I want
>waitress insists I order more sides
>evidently, you cannot just not have them
>huge fucking portions
>settle on two sides of broccoli in addition to my potato
>waitress returns 20 minutes later and says they're "out of that fish"
>seafood restaurant is out of the most common white fish during lunch hour
>okay.jpg
>pressured to order something else so I get something even smaller
>order "lobster" bisque in a bread bowl
>waitress doesn't even give me a spoon
>bisque tastes like it came from a can, and no lobster 'meat' was scant if found at all
>waitress at least gave us a lot of cheesy biscuits

In truth it's not my most horrible experience, but I was pretty taken aback since I usually have good experiences at this chain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 16:03:02 2014 No.5522122 >>5521972 >He demands to speak to my manager >"You already do that" Man, that must be the most satisfying thing in the world

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 16:04:59 2014 No.5522128 >>5521709 heh that was on here a few days ago not as good as the subway troll story though

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 16:07:00 2014 No.5522137

>>5522081

You'd leave a tip if the service was absolute shit?

Anyway, "causing a scene" really is too much. But you have to tell the waiter that they have to take your order, too. And then leave no tip because fucking hell, it's their job to take orders.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 16:07:50 2014 No.5522143 File: 80 KB, 588x437, 1365456670897.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5522108 >can't take leftovers because the car is hot anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 16:08:02 2014 No.5522144 >>5522108 bisque is not supposed to have chunks or any bits in it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 16:08:04 2014 No.5522145 >>5522104 No, I just meant that the guy shouldn't be surprised that snobby people in snobby restaurants aren't going to admit to their mistakes and are just going to say that it's "authentic" or whatever the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 16:14:56 2014 No.5522170 >>5522144 >not liking chunky bisque

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 16:16:41 2014 No.5522180 >>5521079 >order blue steak >complain that it's cold

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 16:17:45 2014 No.5522182 >>5522170 More like >not understanding the definition of "bisque". Bisque is a blended soup. By definition. That's what bisque means. "Chunky bisque" is an oxymoron, like "dry water" or "hot ice".

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 16:18:23 2014 No.5522187

>had just moved to a new town about an hour away
>want to order pizzas for myself and my friends (who helped me move), friend tells me about this place he swears by
>order from there
>takes a total of 90 minutes for the pizzas
>call several times while I'm waiting, delivery girl is lost
>she stands there with her hand out waiting for a tip when she finally arrives
>gets huffy when I don't tip her for being an hour late
>open pizzas up
>they're both cold and wrong

>go to restaurant with a girl I'd been seeing
>desperate to fuck her
>order chicken
>food comes in a timely manner and staff seems polite enough
>girl invites me to her house for "coffee"
>feel a bit off but accept anyway because I want to be inside her
>get into foreplay
>peel her panties off and she's dripping wet
>start licking at her pussy, it's all good
>put it in her
>feel my stomach turning
>run to the bathroom
>spend the next hour kneeling in front of her toilet, vomiting, with an erection
>end up going home blue-balled
>spend the next week shitting blood
>she stopped returning my calls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 16:18:50 2014 No.5522189 >>5522182 A lot of times meat is added either as garnish or to mix in. Just like cream of mushroom soup can have chunks of mushrooms in it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 16:28:15 2014 No.5522213 File: 1.72 MB, 302x339, Mourinho no.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5521079 >wants to order a blue steak >complain when you get a steak that's cold off yourself you retarded Britbong

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 16:30:49 2014 No.5522215 >>5522143 You wouldn't want to leave a piece of cooked fish in a hot car for over 5 hours as you went out to shop and do errand. >>5522144 It was shit at any rate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 16:32:18 2014 No.5522222 >>5522213 >>5522180 Maybe he wanted a Cordon Bleu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 16:35:08 2014 No.5522231 >>5522215 thats why you get the honda witht he refrigerated glove compartment

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 16:45:36 2014 No.5522256 >>5522108 >going to Red Butter >ever

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 16:51:12 2014 No.5522273 >>5522231 We've gotten way away from the original purpose of a glove compartment, in fact a refrigerated glove box is quite ironic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 16:56:04 2014 No.5522286 >>5522273 Hardly anybody wears gloves while driving anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 16:56:56 2014 No.5522289 >>5522286 >invitation to post about Drive

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 16:57:39 2014 No.5522294 >>5522289 I was going to do that, but it was too easy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 16:58:09 2014 No.5522296 >>5522122 It is. Shuts idiots up 9/10 times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 17:00:54 2014 No.5522307 >>5522296 Some don't shut up? What are they doing in that case?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 17:04:07 2014 No.5522317 >>5521972 Did you mean "you already did that"?

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 17:25:31 2014 No.5522354

>>5522307
No I mean; some people start asking for the manager, because they think it will automatically make the waiter kiss ass on them, and end in a compensation. I will gladly give a compensation if there has been a mistake by our account. If there hasn't, you are not going to get shit, and I will let you know it. The recession really brought out the worst in people. Before, people was a lot more relaxed, and a simple apology could fix up most problems. Now, they almost demand discounts just for showing up at the restaurant, and the slightest mistakes can start a shit storm, because it's now all about "muh moneys worth!!". It's infuriating.

>>5522317
And yes, that's what I meant. English is not my native language, so I fuck up sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 17:31:20 2014 No.5522365 >>5522354 Oh ok just making sure because it makes a lot more sense now. Good on you for doing that.

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 17:49:43 2014 No.5522404

>>5519884
>go to a talk at work on "mindful eating" because it a has free lunch
>get there, have to queue up to serve ourselves, half the room at a time
>"please wait until everyone has finished serving themselves before you start eating"
>okay, wait with a plate of food in front of me
>"dont start eating yet, we are going to practice mindful eating"
>first of al i want you to close your eyes, and feel your feet on the floor, breath in and out, counting every breath
>"okay now look at your food, look at your cheese and biscuit starter as if its the first cheese and biscuits you have ever seen"
>"now close your eyes, and bring the food to your nose, smell the food"
>"rub the food against your lips and feel the sensation
>"now with your eyes closed place the food in your mouth, but dont satrt chewing yet"
>"okay start chewing, but chew as slowly as possible"
rinse and repeat, with mucho psychobabble inbetween
it was painful

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 17:52:17 2014 No.5522410 >>5521749 and now you know how black people when ignorant niggas are loud out in public

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 17:56:06 2014 No.5522419 >>5522404 Was it even good food?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 17:56:49 2014 No.5522420 File: 269 KB, 809x609, addbf4c0-8e4c-47ee-801e-74e89020a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5520111 are you a cute little girl

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 18:03:57 2014 No.5522442

>dad picks me up from airport
>driving back home
>on the way we get hungry and visit Burger King
>staying in row
>cashier tells us we can order over there where there is no row
>wait there for a bit
>no one is taking our order
>cash register clearly closed
>cashier says sorrythere was a mistake
>my dad loses it
>gets super angry and yells at the lady
>we join the row again
>now 2 women got ahead of us
>he is so fucking pissed he won't stop yelling at her from behind the row
>I am incredibly embarassed
>he literally won't stop shouting for 5 minutes
>out of nowhere he starts saying racist shit like she should go back to Africa and what not

I have never seen him this angry
There weren't any man at the restaurant or I'm pretty sure someone would have knocked him out

When I was 14 he caught me with pot and he beat me but he STILL wasn't as angry

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 18:10:09 2014 No.5522460 >>5520836 As someone who's worked in a restaurant for 2 years, going out to eat on a holiday is the most retarded thing a person can do. Just stay home and fucking cook.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 18:13:37 2014 No.5522468 File: 64 KB, 1000x957, Blanks_344941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5521312 >Watching people with a smile after giving them perfect service, was a joy You should try sucking dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 18:13:44 2014 No.5522469 >>5522419 no

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 18:26:54 2014 No.5522508
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>Go to local restaurant with like 6 other people
>It's pretty casual, got an italian thing going on
>Get seated
>Wait about 15-20 minutes for menu's
>waitress comes back 10 minutes later asks what we want to drink
>get drinks 20 minutes later
>Been sitting down for almost an hour before our orders are taken
>Takes ANOTHER solid hour to get our food
>Notice there is no cutlery on the table
>takes 3 of us to hail down some waitstaff
>Never got our drinks refilled unless we actively called over staff
>Food was fine, but service was terrible.
>Not a single one of us is willing to go back there after that night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 18:28:25 2014 No.5522514 >>5520762 You should have best the shit out of him and then murdered him for laughing at you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 18:30:28 2014 No.5522522 >>5522468 >implying sucking dick is a negative thing Heterofag fuck ofd

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 18:35:35 2014 No.5522534 >>5522508 bad service will kill a restaurant experience no matter how good the food is. I'd rather good service and OK food than having to wait two hours for something amazing.

Jordan Mon Jun 16 18:42:51 2014 No.5522551
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>>5519884
-Go to dennys at like 2 am
-high as fuck, order some fucking waffles
-blow like $10 on a claw machine while waiting for food, trying to get Tweety Bird wearing cowboy hat
-food comes, sit down to eat
-6 bites in, get sharp fucking pain in mouth
-feels like someone put hot acid into a needle and stabbed in my mouth, between my teeth
-pull on some string like thing but its stuck between my teeth, fucking hurts
-pry it out with knife
-its a fucking long ass piece of steel wool
-sharp as shit, mouth bleeding but nothing really serious, just painful
-get fucking pissed off, tell waitress
-"oh sorry about that, do you want your check?"
-tell her i'm not paying, this is bullshit, want my food comped
-tells me to leave, punch the claw machine on way out and steal that fucking tweety bird stuffy
-never again ,dennys

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 19:06:48 2014 No.5522618 File: 114 KB, 401x500, 236548470_a9f8013e34.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5522551

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 19:08:52 2014 No.5522623 >>5522551 >steal that fucking tweety bird stuffy LMAO what an autist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 19:45:53 2014 No.5522729 >>5522508 >Be Amerifag >Mfw only given unlimited free drinks because I ask for one

My Body Is Ready Mon Jun 16 20:22:54 2014 No.5522813

>Be eating at Mexican restaurant with ex gf
>Order a beer, gf orders some fruity drink, strawberry margherita, something like that
>Waitress kind of gives her a funny look but thanks us and goes back to get our drinks
>About 10 minutes later the manager walks up to the table asking us to leave the establishment
>Wut the actual fuck
>Turns out the waitress actually assumed my gf (who was 23) was underaged instead of just asking for ID
>Manager accuses us of trying to purchase alcohol underage
>I tell him we both have ID and are of age but apparently he's taking this personally and becomes more aggravated tells us he will call the cops if we don't leave
>Tell him to go fuck his mother and his restaurant is a piece of shit
>Restaurant is closed down within 2 months
>Everyone who has ever been there talks about how shitty it was
>About a year later see photo of that waitress in the paper, arrested for selling heroin
>lulz were had by all

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 20:25:10 2014 No.5522820

>putting your name
>putting your email
>doesnt know how to green text
>even eating at dennys
I will never know from where the fuck do you retards come from, or why do so many of you cancerous faggots invade this board by the handful only to talk about pleb food like frozen dinners or Mcdonalds.

My Body Is Ready Mon Jun 16 20:48:39 2014 No.5522906

>>5521135
I honestly don't get parents who can do this. In all honesty I don't give a fuck if my kid turns out to be gay/lesbian/etc. they are still my kid and I still raised them and I will still always love them no matter what.

I mean shit, I can't be the only one to feel this way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 20:49:25 2014 No.5522908 >>5522623 More like sweet revenge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 20:52:57 2014 No.5522921 >>5522906 I agree he should have took him to the doctor to get help with his mental illness instead of abandoning him. Though he may have just been shocked and pissed that he'll never have grandkids

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 20:59:47 2014 No.5522938 >>5520762 A: it's gazpacho soup B: you stole that from red dwarf

My Body Is Ready Mon Jun 16 21:03:13 2014 No.5522954

Not really a shitty service story but whatever

>Take gf to pretentious hipster "beef & ale" type place
>Waitresses is taking our order
>Some clean cut suit type dickhead and the next table just starts screaming "EXCUSE ME MISS! MISS! MISSSSSSSSSS!!!"
>Turn around to face him
"Shut your mouth cockbreath, we're ordering
>Oh the look on his face LOL
>Food was alright, certainly nothing special
>As I'm paying the bill the "manager" tells me he didn't care for that language and not to return
>Wasn't planning on it
>In the car gf told me she was "absolutely disgusted" with what I said
>wtf bitch you can't just let some dickhead try and talk over you when your ordering
>Got laid that night anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 21:04:54 2014 No.5522961 >>5522420 Makoto!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 21:05:55 2014 No.5522963 >>5522551 Man, I've probably spent a combined total of $40 trying to get this Route 66 hat from my local Denny's. It's got flames and everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 21:25:18 2014 No.5523025 >>5522820 >doesn't know how to use the reply function top kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 21:27:36 2014 No.5523032 >>5522921 >Mental illness But I'm sure your incessant hailing of a 2,000 year old dead Jew is perfectly healthy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 21:27:47 2014 No.5523033 >>5519919 I have not laughed this hard at a /ck/ post in a long time.

SwissCheese Mon Jun 16 21:53:42 2014 No.5523148

I'm an old. I've traveled around. A lot. Because of this I eat out at restaurants, a lot. Often times meals are part of business or Government deals.
Have had honest to god food poisoning 4 times.

But the worst?
>San Diego California pre-9/11
>Had just flown in day before
>Lawyer wanted to treat me to lunch at Anthony's Fish Grotto on the bay.
>Was there years before was Excellent, so okay happy lawyer buys me lunch
>kinda slow service for lunch hour in sparsely filled restaurant
>I order the days special, a local fresh caught grilled shark fillet and their in-house cole-slaw
>cole-slaw was... odd... didn't think anything of it.
>shark was rubbery.
>went about the rest of the day
>have an early before diner meeting the several of the city Government officials for planning and zoning, meeting being held at the house of the City Manager.
>My stomach screams "NO!!!" just as the meeting was starting
>My "oh no, here it comes face"
>I rush as fast as I could, out of his house and collapsed in his driveway in front of his beautiful house in his lovely gated-community and have the worst case of seizure level vomiting of my life.

>All those big-wig, major important people just stood there watching as ambulance sirens approach.
>humiliating.

Spent 5 days in the La Jolla Scripts Hospital.

15 years, and I still remember this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 21:55:09 2014 No.5523153 >>5523032 >supporting jews ever i think not sir but homosexuality and trans anything are obvious mental illnesses

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 21:55:31 2014 No.5523154

>Going out to eat with my parents, sister, brother in law, and my nephews
>Sister asks if we can go to Friendly's
>New Englanders, you know what is about to happen
>Get there, get seated
>No wait...because they have no customers
>New menus, most of the items are gone, some new stuff
>Kids get sliders and fries, parents get salads, can't remember what the sis and Bro in law got, probably burgers
>Saw grilled turkey tips that looked pretty good, had rice and broccoli, ordered it
>Food comes out
>Burgers are cut in half
>The kids sliders are raw in the middle
>Obviously frozen patties, but it looks like they were put on the grill and just browned on either side before being sent out
>Those get sent back
>The other burgers were all raw (I'm the only one who likes rare beef, everyone wants it medium) get sent back
>My meal is taking a bit of time
>When it comes, there are 4 pieces of what can be assumed to have once been turkey, about an ounce each, on the plate
>They are so hard, I have to actually work to saw through it
>Small serving of rice, and 3 stalks of severely cooked broccoli doused in butter rounds out the meal
>The burgers come back
>Different buns, but the same beef patties
>The patties that were cut in half, they cooked them again, stuck them together, and put them on a new bun
>Juices from the raw patties still on the plates, soaked into the fries
>My father gets his Irish on, asks to speak to the manager
>Explains his concerns with the meal, and pulls one of his favorite sales quotes
>"Now, I don't make final decisions about a place of business before I let the person have a chance to speak. So, here is your chance."
>Guy apologizes, says new kitchen staff (I can't blame him, place has huge turnover, cooks are probably 19 at most)
>Instead we just get a bunch of grilled cheese sandwiches and fries

At least the manager made good.

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 22:03:38 2014 No.5523179
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I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 22:04:12 2014 No.5523180

One time I went to a vegas strip club that offered round trip limo service form the strip, so why not? Got a lap dance by a petite fake-tittied girl, don't remember much other than feeling her up, getting motorboated, and asking for her to skit on my face. She called me a fucking retard at the door, so the bouncer and I had a laugh.

Chicken wings were pretty good, was gonna pay for some negro mamma to give me a blow job but the ATM wasn't working. Ate some wings, they were okay.

Got kicked out and escorted off the property after insisting on talking to the manager and insisting he calls one of those limo guys to give me a ride back. Blck bouncer calls me a "nigger" and "faggot", threatens to taze me and call the cops. I'm right off the property at this point on the curb, so I call his bluff and tell him I'd like him to call the cops.

Ended up just catching a cab back and playing a little beer pong at Wild Bill's.

Okay wings, but terrible service and prices.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 22:18:57 2014 No.5523235 >>5523179 are you real

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 22:22:30 2014 No.5523244 >>5523235 >Is autism real

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 22:28:22 2014 No.5523259 >>5523179 saw this pasta on /b/ the other day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 22:35:09 2014 No.5523279 >>5523148 > 15 years you just made me feel fucking old

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 22:39:51 2014 No.5523285 >>5523259 It's from here.

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 23:24:37 2014 No.5523386

I haven't really had any terrible restaurant experiences, but the other day I asked the waitress at the restaurant I was at for four straws for our table.

>Brings one straw
>Puts it in my wine

I had to hold back my laughter. She seemed pretty tired, another waiter brought the other straws, and I wasn't driving anyway, so I just drank my wine with a straw. Other than that, everything was great.

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 23:32:16 2014 No.5523403

>>5522954
Your story was
>hey! look at me act like a total asshole! herpa derp derp derp.
>but hey I convinced someone to get on my dick that means I'm awesome!

The way you treat others really shows a lot about you. No one worth while would put up with your behavior.

Anonymous Mon Jun 16 23:39:06 2014 No.5523424

>>5523153
Would it really negatively impact society to let people find their joy in life? Even if you're straight it isn't guaranteed you will have children, and same sex couples can still adopt or have a surrogate mother or father. With new technology we won't even need to use donated dna, we could use two sperm or eggs to create a new human. This technology also helps people who were previously unable to reproduce for various reasons.

There are many terrible hetero parents out there, so you can't assume that all same sex couples make bad parents either. If someone doesn't have any sexual attraction to the opposite gender I really doubt it would improve their lives if they thought of their desires as a disease. That kind of label becomes part of your identity after a while, which doesn't help people lead happy lives. They could live happier, more productive lives if they follow their natural desires and couple with someone of their preferred sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 16 23:43:14 2014 No.5523438 >go to restaurant and order sandwich that is supposed to have mayo >taste the distinct white trash flavor of miracle whip >what kind of horrible establishment is this i ate it anyway because it was lunchtime and i was hungry

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:02:45 2014 No.5523501 >>5523259 >>5523235 Guys, I can assure you that some people who enjoy audiobooks are not this autistic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:06:04 2014 No.5523515 >>5523424 lets let retards and other people with mental illness adopt and have kids too sounds great

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:14:17 2014 No.5523547 >>5523515 Homosexuality is not a mental illness, young one. As in phd psychiatrist's agree with me. But keep believing the "science" your pastor or church group spoon feeds to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:17:08 2014 No.5523559 >>5523547 purely political. ever see the reasons for taking it off the books in DSM-II? It sure as hell wasn't because of "advances in understanding."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:17:41 2014 No.5523562 >>5522189 >Eating mushroom soup without chunks Why, I never!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:17:49 2014 No.5523563 >>5523547 they used to until the gays got pissed. homosexuality is not natural and if it was flipped humanity would die out

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:17:59 2014 No.5523564

>>5523515
That addressed none of my points and makes no sense. I never brought up mentally challenged people who can not take care of themselves, let alone a child. Don't be ridiculous or you're never going to be taken seriously.

You cannot compare a fully capable human being, who by your own views can become a completely healthy individual by finding coping mechanisms to deal with their sexuality (what therapy actually does (secret: it doesn't "cure" homosexuality)) with someone who is born with a disability that prevents them from taking care of themselves.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:18:19 2014 No.5523566

>>5523515
>"Lets let"

This is what irks me. Why do you believe you or anyone else for that matter, has any right to "let" anyone do anything? You live your life and other people will live theirs. Who the fuck are you? A human being who is not you is sovereign from you. Not even kings and queens have the right to dictate how another human lives their life, let alone a gas station attendant or maybe factory worker like you.

This is what is wrong with the world, really. Motherfuckers thinking they have any right to let or not let sovereign human beings live their life. If they are not hurting anyone, you can go fuck right off.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:20:36 2014 No.5523577

>>5523563
Who ever implied it was ever possible for things to be "flipped"? That's highly unlikely. If that's your only rational argument against homosexuality then you really need to take a closer look at why you don't want homosexuals to enjoy their lives the way they want to.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:21:17 2014 No.5523580

>>5523563
Please explain to me then, oh doctored scientist, why homosexuality has existed for millions of years in numerous other species of animal besides humans if it is not natural?

And you better fucking have credentials to even be speaking on the subject. And your pastor is not one of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:22:15 2014 No.5523584 >>5523577 im not saying they shouldnt enjoy their lives. plenty of people live with mental illness everyday and lead happy productive lives.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:25:07 2014 No.5523598 >>5523580 what are abnormalities? genetic defects? animals have been born with extra limbs for millions of years too

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:27:44 2014 No.5523619

>>5523584
Is it really a mental illness if they can lead a happy and normal life? And to what illnesses do you refer? I don't think you can compare wanting to experience sex with the same gender with autism or another disease when it comes to affecting someones life. The only negative affect of homosexuality in the modern age is the negative attention it draws to a person.

Why not focus on the huge amount of heterosexual couples that abuse their children every single day in this country? They FAR outnumber the homosexuals and it actually causes harm to people for generations to come.

Please tell me what negative impact homosexuality has in an overpopulated world? What is bad about homosexuality? I'm not seeing it.

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Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:35:00 2014 No.5523647

>>5523619
> The only negative affect of homosexuality in the modern age is the negative attention it draws to a person.

so it would be okay if everyone was homosexual? by definition its unnatural

>in an overpopulated world
we're not overpopulated not even close

>They FAR outnumber the homosexuals and it actually causes harm to people for generations to come

do you have a source that shows there are more child abusing parents than homosexuals?

I do have one that says that most pedophiles are homosexual though

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1556756
the ratio of heterosexual to homosexual pedophiles was calculated to be approximately 11:1

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:40:48 2014 No.5523667 File: 571 KB, 1600x1131, 1378753471679.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5523598 /pol/ pls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:45:47 2014 No.5523690 >>5523667 >cant refute it i know ill just say /pol/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:47:11 2014 No.5523694 >>5523667 So homosexuality is the natural form for humans?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:47:14 2014 No.5523695 >>5523690 Which red state do you reside in, Billy? By your illiteracy I am going to guess Mississippi.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:49:05 2014 No.5523704

>>5523647
When did anyone say anything about everyone being homosexual? That's just so far out there you must really be grasping. And yes actually we are terribly overpopulated. 7 billion humans on a world that has multitudes of other lifeforms that need to survive. Oh but humans are all that matters right? Keep spewing this church science though, I'm loling pretty hard.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:51:26 2014 No.5523720

>>5523647
the definition of natural is "something that occurs in nature(IE anything in the universe because there is no other way to define "nature" that isn't completely subjective)"
so yes, homosexuality is quite natural. It is in fact a thing that happens in the universe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:51:37 2014 No.5523721 File: 101 KB, 443x322, 13887644257112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5523695

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:51:45 2014 No.5523722 >>5523647 I think what it comes down to is, why do you feel you have any right to dictate how another person lives their life? So long as they are hurting no one. Because it is offensive to YOUR religion? Because you don't like seeing it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:52:11 2014 No.5523724 >>5523704 I'm not even christian, and no we're not even close to over populated. If you think that being homosexual is natural then that means that we should all be, you can't have both be the natural order of things one has to be an abnormality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:52:18 2014 No.5523725 File: 30 KB, 300x418, 300px-Into_the_trash_it_goes_card.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5523721 >I'm too retarded to type a response because he might make fun of my illiteracy again, I better start dumping my retard folder!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:52:27 2014 No.5523726 >>5523721 way to prove you're from /pol/ by having that image.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:53:53 2014 No.5523734 File: 27 KB, 349x642, 2zp1b2r.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5523724 >make an argument so retarded it's impossible to respond to it >"I know, when he just makes fun of me, I'll say 'lol u hav no argument i win'" >IM A GENIUS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:54:50 2014 No.5523739 >>5523720 So a something being born with two heads, or anencephaly or numerous other genetic defects and abnormalities are natural?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:55:30 2014 No.5523743 >>5523739 they occur in nature. So yes.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:55:44 2014 No.5523744

I work at a local pizza place in Illinois and I gotta tell you, please do not order from here. We have five different employees, (two of which are the active managers and one the actual store owner) who do not wash their hands after handling raw sausage, who wash their gloves off instead of changing them and who do not throw out spoiled or contaminated produce. Someone even forgot to plug the makeline in and it went unnoticed for 5 hours. They did not throw the meats away, they didnt toss out the waterlogged slimy mushrooms. They kept it all. Theres cockroaches everywhere, we keep our plates, napkins and forks floor level and uncovered in a high traffic area next to a trashcan. Our drivers dont wash their hands or wear hats, our garlic butters, sauces and condiments are not stored properly and are left out uncovered most nights. Its downright disgusting, im pretty sure the owners bribe the health inspectors. I just hope I can take enough pictures of the happenings to ruin this place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:57:38 2014 No.5523751 >>5523734 Do you realize how much of the earth is underpopulated by humans or sparsely populated? Not to mention were still have houses with yard instead of everyone living in apartments and condos. Seems to me there is plenty of room.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:57:43 2014 No.5523752 The worst I can think of was a French restaurant in NYC. The fuckers were rude to my girlfriend who at the time was a total hottie so they were just jealous and very unprofessional. I left them 1 red penny as a tip, that's more than they deserved.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:58:26 2014 No.5523758 File: 86 KB, 1280x720, 1380434895217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5523739 >that moment when you realize someone you thought was pretending to be retarded is actually retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:58:39 2014 No.5523760 >>5523743 wow

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:59:30 2014 No.5523763 >>5523760 the definition of the word natural is so amazing, isn't it?

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 00:59:49 2014 No.5523764

>>5523724
lol I love how you equate some people being homosexual as equaling that all humans should be. That is just so fucking completely out there. You have such a warped autistic view. Believe it or not, there can be more than one sexual orientation without the other being an "abnormality".

Actually, we are incredibly overpopulated as a species. That's why many other species are losing habitat and facing extinction, due to human overpopulation. Keep the church science coming.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:00:03 2014 No.5523765 File: 1.06 MB, 317x237, 1374250987066.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5523744 That's genuinely fucking horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:01:17 2014 No.5523771 >>5523739 >>5523739 Can you all just fuck off and keep this thread on its goddamn rails?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:02:35 2014 No.5523775 >>5523764 Like I said I'm not religious and don't have a problem with homosexuals but to say that there isn't anything wrong with them is stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:02:37 2014 No.5523776 >>5523771 I CANT HELP MYSELF SOMEBODY IS BEING STUPID ON THE INTERNET

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:02:50 2014 No.5523777

>>5523647
>so it would be okay if everyone was homosexual? by definition its unnatural
No, it would not be ok. It would also not be ok if everyone was black or white. The only reason why humans have survived this long is diversity. And if it's unnatural, how come there's homosexual animals? If it's unnatural wouldn't the thing that is closest to nature (wild animals) instinctively avoid it?

>we're not overpopulated not even close
I'm not going to argue whether or not the world is overpopulated (cough cough 7 billion + idiots cough cough), but I'm sure we can all agree that there needs to be far fewer people in the world.

>do you have a source that shows there are more child abusing parents than homosexuals?
I could find you a study, but I'm sure you'd call it liberal media bullshit and ignore it completely.

>I do have one that says that most pedophiles are homosexual though
That's all well and good, but that's completely irrelevant. The argument you were trying to counter was that heterosexuals abuse their children more than homosexuals, not that there are more straight rapists.
Even if it was, your logic is ludicrous. There's more gay pedophiles, so all gays are evil? In that case, since there's more male rapists, all men should be neutered.

captcha: asstwat

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:05:02 2014 No.5523784

>>5523751
>"Seems to me there is plenty of room"

Did you every think that there is perhaps a plethora of plant and animal species that inhabit those areas where no humans are and need that habitat to survive? Just because you don't see a Wal-Mart and a Rite Aid doesn't mean that nothing is there. But nope! All about humans. Yay church science!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:05:57 2014 No.5523791 >>5522180 Right?!

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:06:08 2014 No.5523794

>>5523765
I know, man. I hate working here but money is money. I do my best to keep the place clean and sanitized during my shifts so noone gets food poisoning or gets a mouldy sandwhich, but a bunch of fucking idiots are my coworkers. Wish I had pictures to post but I dont. Not yet anyways.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:07:21 2014 No.5523799

>>5523777
40% of rapes outside of prison are committed by
women

>. It would also not be ok if everyone was black or white
If every everyone was one race it wouldn't mean the end of humanity like it would if everyone was homosexual

>And if it's unnatural, how come there's homosexual animals
Same reason there are homosexual humans, genetic defects/mutations/abnormalities

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:08:21 2014 No.5523804

>>5522906
I think the OP just chose the wrong time to come out. Don't share shit like that when your dad is drunk and trying to bond with you.Do the whole, "Mom, dad..." thing on a day when nothing is happening.

Actually the best time if you wanna make your parents squirm is before a big family gathering. Lots of lulz to be had

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:12:17 2014 No.5523817

>>5523752
Hell, if I had a subway slug at the time I would have given them that. I've never had a problem at any place with that chick except indian and french restaurants. They both have an annoying hoity toit shitlicker attitude.

Live and learn and I don't patronize those places or people anymore.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:12:35 2014 No.5523818
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First time posting on /ck/
Middle of Australian summer.
Went to a Mexican restaurant (run by whites) with my brothers and one's girlfriend.
Place is packed full with families.
We get a seat in the middle of the room on a tiny table which we managed to fit in without blocking the aisles because we are all pretty slim.
Waitress comes over, "Sorry but we are going to have to move you".
Restaurant is located in an arcade/block of stores in a small plaza, which gets sealed up (and thus hot as fuck) as night time.
We get put on a tiny as fuck table in the corner OUTSIDE the restaurant in this indoors plaza against a fire hose cupboard and the wall is lined with tacky 'ponchos' made from bedsheets or some shit.
Absolutely sweating my balls off and I'm skinny as a stick.
No one else seated out here at all.
Atleast the inside had air conditioning.
No one comes out to check on us for atleast 15 minutes.
Waitress finally comes out.
Order some beers (only some shitty Mexican cerveza which I am NOT a fan of) and our food.
No one comes for about 20 minutes to check on the dying group sweating their brains out.
Order a jug of Mahito. Tastes like shit, way too much ice, cant even taste the liquor.
Get my shit quality burrito after about a 45 minute wait. No salad or refried beans to go with it. Not even properly hot.
Staff probably just forgot we were even stuck in the reject area.

What an absolute shithole.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:14:53 2014 No.5523825
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>read what happened since I took a nap
>mfw
>>5523804
I was scared shitless of my dad at the best of the times. I just panicked because I didn't in any way want some strippers ass gyrating in my face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:14:54 2014 No.5523826 >>5523784 if every person on earth had 1 acre of land then it would all fit into a land mass the size of N America Land area of North America 24,486,305 km2 population of earth 6,553,289,000

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:17:08 2014 No.5523830

>>5523825
When I inevitably get dragged to a strip club for a bucks night, I'm going to demand beforehand that everyone leaves me the hell alone the moment we step in until the moment we step out.

Except everyone will still make the assumption that I'm gay for doing this.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:18:32 2014 No.5523834

>Go to montanas with a couple friends
>Friend orders iced tea for drink
>I order steak mains medium rare
>Drinks come
>Friend is given diet pepsi
>Waitress is nowhere to be seen for 10 minutes
>Friend asks different waitress for iced tea
>Gives her the diet pepsi
>Waitress brings an iced tea
>Friend finishes iced tea
>Our table's waitress comes by and fills the empty cup with diet pepsi

>my steak comes after my friends chicken penne
>Its not a new york strip as advertised
>Its a burnt medallion
>fuck it its late and -30celcius outside im eating
>bill comes to $25 for me
>All I have is 2 $20s
>Give money
>Waitress asks if I want change
>...yes

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:23:02 2014 No.5523842

>>5523818
Yeah. The problem with those types of places and there are plenty in NYC, especially if during lunch, one has to be back to work in an hour or two so sometimes fuck it. Plus I'm not the type to want to make a scene especially if with a chick or coworkers. If it was just me and I saw that, I'd just turn around, walk out and pick another place. I'd don't need the drama or bullshit or crowded little tables where I have to hear the conversations of others and dipwads on their cellphones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:24:07 2014 No.5523844 >>5523825 Maybe he thought you were becoming a homosexual and needed some guidance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:25:28 2014 No.5523846 File: 1.76 MB, 322x175, 1371143933525.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5523834 >Waitress asks if I want change

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:25:51 2014 No.5523848 >>5523826 What a stupid point. Not all acres of land are the same, and some of us will fight for the better ones. What's your point with that meaningless and stupid statistic?

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:26:54 2014 No.5523851

>>5523844
he was so deep in denial that there was no getting out, everyone who knew me back then could tell I wanted to be a girl within like 5 minutes of meeting me. In fact literally everyone else I ever came out to said something to the tune of "no shit"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:27:36 2014 No.5523854 >>5523848 That we arent overpopulated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:28:19 2014 No.5523857 >>5523744 I live in illinois. Can you at least say the city the restaurant is in?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:29:22 2014 No.5523862 >>5523857 217 area code.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:31:43 2014 No.5523866

>>5523854
It doesn't work that way, not all land is distributed to everyone... check out how the africans have used their land after whites got out of the place. They've turned it into a shithole.

Lemmie guess, you're a harmonization and socialist type. Doesn't work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:33:32 2014 No.5523868 >>5523866 No I'm not but you still can't say its overpopulated when its not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:35:26 2014 No.5523870 >>5523826 Nigger now I know your trolling. The human population is over 7 billion and climbing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:35:46 2014 No.5523871 >>5523154 >>5523154 Friendlys used to be the shit, but i guess it sucks now, eh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:37:24 2014 No.5523873 >>5523866 No he's been preaching church science he's heard from his pastor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:38:25 2014 No.5523874 >>5523868 Yes it is

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:39:34 2014 No.5523875 >>5523874 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsAracLBCxI

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:39:48 2014 No.5523876 >>5523871 The one near where I live in upstate New York is pretty damn good. Plus it's in walking distance so I can just call in a take out order and be done with it within about a 1/2 hour.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:41:42 2014 No.5523880 >>5523873 How many time do I have to tell you I'm not religious?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 01:44:04 2014 No.5523885 >>5523875 Cheers! America - A Horse With No Name+Lyrics http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 02:01:46 2014 No.5523906 >>5522072 autist detected

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 02:04:20 2014 No.5523911 >>5522072 you're retarded if you think people can't detect obnoxious scene-makers from a mile away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 02:05:24 2014 No.5523913 Just don't miss out on the Chalupa http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2054142/Angry-customer-firebombs-Taco-Bell-Chalupas-little-meat-second-attack-chain.html

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 02:20:54 2014 No.5523941 >>5523880 Not the same guy, but I'd appreciate a response to this (minus the religion part): >>5523722

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 02:23:01 2014 No.5523945

>go to chinese buffet with roommate
>walk in, it's awkward and dunno where to go
>"...dooo we pay now or later?"
>chinese guy says "eat first then u pay..."
>nobody inside except 1 quiet table of a bunch of natives
>place is very dimly lit
>every thing in the buffet is really unappealing looking
>everything was luke-warm, stale, gross, and basically uneatable
>the soy sauce on the table must have been extremely old or something, because it tasted really fucking bad
it was beyond awful. I know we were there after dinner time and that food was probably leftovers from then, I was fully aware of that when we walked in, I expected the worst. but no, dude. this was beyond bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 02:25:26 2014 No.5523949 >>5523945 Chinese Buffets are really hit or miss, I wish I didn't like them so much.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 02:28:28 2014 No.5523955

>>5523941
It's not that simple. For instance homosexual marriage is a social engineering attempt to redefine the English language. I honestly don't care what private individuals do, but I do don't appreciate others trying to redefine English. You need to respect also those that have come before you instead of expecting everyone to use your terminology.
That's the arrogance of homosexuals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 02:30:22 2014 No.5523958 >>5523941 As ive said many times itt i dont have a problem with anyone being homosexual. Its not like they can help it

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 02:31:35 2014 No.5523960
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>>5519884
>Trainee waitress
>spills my plate on me
>I say its fine, she doesnt stop apologizing
>manager comes out and apologizes to me and yells at the trainee
>she gets fired in front of everyone
>luckily this was a state away from where I lived so I never had to come back/get killed by waitress

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 02:33:18 2014 No.5523965 >>5523941 As ive said many times itt i dont have a problem with anyone being homosexual. Its not like they can help it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 02:34:13 2014 No.5523967 >>5523955 That's the most idiotic reason you could even have. Do you spend your evenings crossing out words in the dictionary that have changed in usage since the 1700s?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 02:36:24 2014 No.5523972 This >>5523955 is not me. And i dont believe this. I just posted a reply to your question.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 02:40:55 2014 No.5523978 >>5523960 Was she clumsy or just lazy and wasn't caring/paying attention? If the former I would have had a go at the manager.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 02:41:03 2014 No.5523979 >>5523972 im this >>5523965 As well as the one you were adressing

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 02:44:38 2014 No.5523981
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>go to restaurant
>order some pasta dish
>service is good, food came out in a timely fashion and it tasted good, everything going well
>suddenly
>hair
>start to pull it out
>it's at least 10 inches long
>nearly vomit

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 02:45:54 2014 No.5523986
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>go to baskin robins at night
>order halloween special with candy spiders and shit
>there was a real spider but i couldnt tell until it was on my spoon because of the darkness

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 02:51:39 2014 No.5523991 >>5523862 >I live in 217 Fess up and tell me mother fucker

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 03:17:29 2014 No.5524023 >>5523515 >>5523424 >>5523547 >>5523559 >>5523153 >>5523564 >>5523566 >>5523619 >>5523647 >>5523694 >>5523695 >>5523704 >>5523720 >>>/lgbt/ >>>/pol/ I JUST WANTED TO TALK ABOUT FOOD

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 03:20:11 2014 No.5524029 >>5523986 sorry to ask but, sauce?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 03:22:15 2014 No.5524035 >>5524029 boku no Sling Blade

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 03:22:30 2014 No.5524036 >>5523986 I too enjoy yellow seed condiments on my potato batards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 03:23:22 2014 No.5524038 >>5524023 don't direct them to /lgbt/, more of that shit is the last thing we need

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 03:24:40 2014 No.5524040

>consultants take me and my boss out for a wine tasting
>gf cant go so I take my friends wife
>visit upscale, get bottles free
>my boss is also a member at some so we do pick up day shit, free wine
>really gorgeous day
>go to dinner
>decent food, so far so good
>4 people get the steak. All medium rare.
>I get fish
>the 4 steaks come out, and only my "dates" is cooked brown through
>I can tell she is being polite
>go tell the waitress who isnt checking on us that the steak needs to be returned
>new steak comes out raw rare, not even a hard sear on the outside
>pull the waitress over and explain that with 3 other steaks at the table (pointing at them now half eaten and correctly pink) the lack of consistiency isnt acceptable
>is this raw meat your chefs way of getting revenge? I get youre not in charge, but this makes me tempted to make a scene
>instead remove the steak and comp a bottle of wine
>she does and a round of shots so at least the place was classy about it
>mfw, it was all free to me anyway because consultants
>date buys me a bottle of Lagavulin for a thank you for all the free shit and standing up for her

.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 03:27:04 2014 No.5524046

>Be on vacation in Thailand with family
>Feel like eating something other than Thai
>Go to local Indian place
>We're the only people there
>Arrive, sit down, they take orders
>As orders are taken, guy walks out the back and drives off with a roller to the grocery store to buy some ingredients, I shit you not.
>Wait for fucking ever
>Flies everywhere
>Total bro frog eating flies next to our table
>Get served piss-warm white whine
>Guy with moped comes back with ingredients
>Wait for fucking ever again
>Shitty food
>Owner tries to fuck around with the bill
Indians: 0, Thais: 99999999

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 03:29:39 2014 No.5524053 Made it a quarter of the way down the page. I'm new here tonight, and I thought I'd read this for some lulz. But it seems that this is r9k with food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 03:30:00 2014 No.5524055 >>5524040 You sound like a douche

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 03:31:09 2014 No.5524058 >>5524035 >BIlly Bob Must watch now, thanks :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 03:31:09 2014 No.5524059 >>5524055 Why? Because i threatened to make scene?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 03:34:06 2014 No.5524064 >>5524059 Because you asked for someone elses food to be returned. Were you taking a child out for the day?

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 03:34:19 2014 No.5524066
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>>5524053
>tfw no gas stove

Why are all roommates such slobs, /c9k/? I was out buying new kitchen knives the other night and when I came back I saw my roommate with a black guy using my cast iron pans and putting them in the dishwasher.

O-One of these days I will beat Chad Thundercook with his lame uninspired pasta, I don't know why girls still go for that stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 03:38:55 2014 No.5524076 >>5524064 She was trying not to embarrass me because she knew we were with people from work. You are a beta or a weak troll, so either way have your whatever you have and I will go have another glass of scotch.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 03:43:58 2014 No.5524084

>Crabby Joe's with family
>Restaurant is half full
>They try to sit us at an uncleaned table with dirty plates still on it
>Get new table order food
>Wait 15 fucking minutes for drinks
>Wait another 20 for food
>Still waiting no food
>Waitress comes out to my mom "oh we don't have this menu item right now"
>bitch it took you almost 50 minutes to figure that out
>wait another 15 minutes for new mom order
>food comes 1 hour and 20 something minutes after ordering
>mom's new food is pile of burned shit
>everyone else's food is lukewarm or cold
>84 year old Grandpa suggests we dine and dash
>whole white bread family actually does it

Needless to say we were quite crabby

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 03:47:43 2014 No.5524092 >>5524084 your grandpa sounds like a cool guy.

>>	syn Tue Jun 17 04:00:06 2014 No.5524120 >>5520762 top lel

>>	syn Tue Jun 17 04:09:20 2014 No.5524142 >>5522182 But things in the bisque can make it chunky overall (like shrimp). The broth is smooth, tho

syn Tue Jun 17 04:20:36 2014 No.5524160

>>5523179
>asspie
>supreme gentleman

There are a few places I go to where the waiters and hostess greet me by name.

In one location, a ramen joint (the best ever), I don't have to even give them an order; they bring it right out.

In another, a fine dining place, they know that I let them choose my meal for me and don't bring me something that I've had recently.

In another, they Google me to have someone with a personal connection to (same home state, etc.) to be my head waiter.

Sorry for McDs trying to have a touch of class, you socially retarded cunt

>>	syn Tue Jun 17 04:22:05 2014 No.5524164 >>5523180 >skit on my face

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 04:23:59 2014 No.5524169 >>5524160 >In another, they Google me to have someone with a personal connection to (same home state, etc.) to be my head waiter. That is utterly retarded.

>>	syn Tue Jun 17 04:28:28 2014 No.5524178 >>5524169 > calls a 3 Michelin star restaurant retarded

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 06:33:40 2014 No.5524358

>>5524160
>In one location, a ramen joint (the best ever), I don't have to even give them an order; they bring it right out.

I used to go to one Mexican restaurant so often that they didn't have to ask me what I wanted to order. They would just bring out the chips and drink and then the food when done.

Even more, I can't eat cheese (it turns me into a puking machine). They not only remembered what I usually wanted to eat but they also remembered not to put cheese on it.

I really miss that place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 06:44:41 2014 No.5524378 >>5524178 He didn't say it was bad restaurant, he just said that specific aspect is retarded. And it is.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 07:02:37 2014 No.5524402

If I walk into a restaurant and I'm the youngest one there and the average age is something like 70, the last thing I want to do is eat there.

I figure that the reason they can't get younger diners is probably because the only people who can possibly manage to eat their food have no sense of taste left at all.

Anyway, my worst restaurant experience was trying to eat in a Chinese/Vietnamese restaurant in which every table in the non-smoking section was iimmediately next to a table in the smoking section and every table in the smoking section was filled.

I couldn't get away from the smoke at all.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 07:36:50 2014 No.5524443

>>5523179
I work at a pizza place doing delivery. When I have long shifts and have a lunch break I always eat my lunch in my car because there is really no quiet place in the store that is also comfortable to sit down and eat, so I eat in my car in the parking lot.

Sometimes I get streetwalkers staring at me as I eat but I just pretend to not see them. I would probably just tell them to fuck off if they walked up to me and try to have a conversation.

>>	syn Tue Jun 17 07:42:04 2014 No.5524452 >>5524378 Well, when you go there, they'll backtrace your comment and note that you don't like to be addressed by name or to know that they googled you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 07:52:06 2014 No.5524464 >>5524084 its actually called crabby joes? Where I live we have joe's crab shack

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 07:59:01 2014 No.5524469

>>5524452
Addressing you by name when you come in for a reservation or whatever is fine, just good service, but seriously googling someone to find out facts about them so that they can give you a waiter that shares something in common with you is just weird as fuck, and a bit invasive. They're going to bring me food, not take me on a fucking date.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 08:07:23 2014 No.5524477
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>>5520111
>Sort of knew that feel bro

>Be 12
>Brothers 26 Birthday
>Family and Friends, like 15-20 go to a steakhouse
>Everyone goes Dainty, Salad for starters, Lasagne for Main, No dessert.

>Not this Nigga

>Half-Rack of ribs for Starter
>8oz Steak for Main
>Chocolate Cheesecake for Dessert

>Didn't even flinch
>Smiling the entire meal
>Wearing a Suit
>Completely Clean
>Leave
>"I'm Still Hungry"
>Wasn't even a fat kid either

That day I knew I had master race metabolism

Anyway, in relation to your story;

>12, not even 5 Foot
>After every course this same 40 Year old Waitress came up to me
>Kind of person you know who's Kid died in like 1990 and never let her view of the world move on

>In this really condesending voice

>"Did you eat ALL of that? WOW"
>"Yes."
>Have no idea what's going at the time
>"And are you going to eat ALL your Steak AS WELL!?"
>"Yes."
>Still no clue what's going on
>Family is looking at me
>"What?"
>There was just this combined look of 20 people wondering what the fuck had just happened

>Then it hits them
>"ANON IT'S BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE FUCKING SEVEN"

>It's my Older Brother
>He's 14
>He looks like my younger brother because Sgt. Mjr. Manlet and Babyface

>He's wearing a Crown he made from the menu

This story could keep winiding on, but it's all basically a run on sentence.

It was a weird night.

>TL;DR: I got spoen to like a 7 year old when I was 12, I have god style metabolism

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 08:22:07 2014 No.5524489 File: 26 KB, 310x768, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5522222 I refuse to Chek Em If he meant that he would have said it, or corrected himself. BEGONE

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 08:27:26 2014 No.5524499

>>5522086
actually here in Japan most standard sushi joints also have winter soups on the menu, including clams in broth and soba, which generally comes pretty spartan like how this guy described, so I have to wonder if he's culturally retarded and confused ramen and soba

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 08:27:33 2014 No.5524500

Nothing special for me:

> Go to restaurant with family.
> 20 minutes to take orders.
> Brink drinks immediately.
> 50 minutes pass and still no appetizers.
> Stand up, pay for drinks, leave, never come back.

I understand it's a busy night, but that's unacceptable. If you can't serve food properly when working at full capacity, reduce the number of tables you twat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 08:36:58 2014 No.5524515 File: 1003 KB, 220x220, Cox.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5523386 >Four straws for our table. >Brings one straw >Puts it in my wine

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 08:59:30 2014 No.5524545 File: 327 KB, 522x593, dasit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5524046 >drives off with a roller to the grocery store to buy some ingredients

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 09:02:42 2014 No.5524550 >>5524489 I just wanted to make a joke

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 09:26:58 2014 No.5524576 >>5522954 Sure you don't have to let them get away with being a dickhead, but don't lower yourself to their level and sully the dining experience of other customers. "Excuse me, we're ordering at the moment." would have been fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 09:44:40 2014 No.5524606 >>5524169 eleven madison park does this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 09:47:38 2014 No.5524615 >>5522187 >start licking at her pussy >spend the next hour kneeling in front of her toilet, vomiting >spend the next week shitting blood

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 09:48:24 2014 No.5524618 >>5523179 >getting a burger >with a burger as a side

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 09:49:22 2014 No.5524622 >>5523724 That's retarded. To assume because something is natural means that it must be universal is just dumb

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 09:50:52 2014 No.5524627

I cannot for the life of me remember a really bad experience I've ever had in a restaurant, and I eat out all the damn time. One time when I was around 4 our waitress accidently stepped on a snail (we were eating on the patio) I had been playing with earlier and I started to cry. The waitress cried too, so I guess that made it alright. And one time when I was eating at Lao Sze Chuan in Chicago we had some inattentive waiters, but that's just the chinese for you.

A lot of you people sound like you have really insufferable, autistic personalities. Stop eating at applebees and red lobster you dumb fucks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 09:59:58 2014 No.5524641 >>5524627 >A lot of you people sound like you have really insufferable, autistic personalities >cries when a snail was stepped on lol >also, I'm a girl, btw

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 10:03:24 2014 No.5524644 >>5522954 >look at me I'm so edgy >and I got laid; I'm so cool

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 10:07:50 2014 No.5524655

>>5523148
>cole-slaw
Never trust this when you think it tastes odd.

>eat out with family
>plan to see a movie together after meal
>coleslaw seems funky
>tummy starts rumbling
I ended up going home with a bad tummy and missed movie time. Never again, funky coleslaw.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 10:09:05 2014 No.5524657 >>5524641 i was like 4 years old, and was a pretty sensitive kid too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 10:26:56 2014 No.5524678 >>5523986 >there was a real spider but i couldnt tell until it was on my spoon because of the darkness Christ

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 10:32:31 2014 No.5524683 >>5524358 >thoughtful resto Made me smile.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 10:37:02 2014 No.5524688

>GF is a Vegetarian, not the preachy type
>we're on a nice date at a jacket and tie type restaurant
>asks waitress to confirm with chef if a seemingly vegetarian dish is indeed not made with any animal.
>Waitress comes back saying it is indeed vegetarian
>we order cocktails, then a bottle of wine, waitress is attentive and we're having a great time
>dishes come, her dish looks delicious, except it's garnished with crumbled bacon
>GF is being polite and slowly picking it out, I tell her to stop
>I call the waitress over and explain, she apologizes and notes we did inform her that she was a Vegetarian, and comps us cocktails while we wait for the new dish
>new dish comes, we're pleasantly buzzed, we start eating
>she says 'hmm this tastes kind of strange', and then gives me a look of utter shock
>I look at her fork, and in the sauce is what is obviously very very finely minced bacon
>bacon wasn't even part of the dish on the menu, and was not present in the sauce on the first plate
>I call over the waitress, I tell her to fetch the manager, I have the front of house manager fetch the back of house manager, I then proceed to ream him while waving a spoonful of bacon filled sauce in his face
>He has no idea why there is bacon in the dish
>comps another bottle of wine
>replaces both our meals
>sits down at table during apertifs and asks if there is anything else he can do to make up for our experience
>I tell him that if i'm going to take my girlfriend out, drop $300-400 on a meal at a well respected restaurant, and the guy in the back can't handle someone checking if a dish is vegetarian or not, and then proceeds to stealthily get her to eat bacon, perhaps he needs to be fired.
>manager says "oh of course sir, he was let go right after you brought this to our attention"
>get home
>girlfriend is pissed at me for getting the guy fired.

I worked in enough kitchens to know that some faggot on Saute thought he was having a laugh by mincing bacon into a vegetarian meal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 10:39:30 2014 No.5524689 >>5524627 >I had been playing with earlier and I started to cry. The waitress cried too That sounded cute, but the rest of your post is kind of sour. Just because you have not experienced bad resto service, doesn't mean it's the same for everyone.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 10:41:55 2014 No.5524693

>>5524688
I know someone's going to complain about what a douche you sound like because this is /ck/, but you're right, bacon doesn't just suddenly appear minced up in a sauce when it wasn't indicated on a menu for a fancy ass restaurant, and no one should keep his job if he thinks pulling one over on people with different ideologies is more important than doing his fucking job

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 10:42:18 2014 No.5524694

>>5524627
>I cannot for the life of me remember a really bad experience I've ever had in a restaurant,

About the worst I've had was ordering Chicken Fried Steak at a restaurant I had eaten at many times and it came out with brown gravy. I asked the manager and he said that had been dictated to them from their corporate offices in California. He said that there were complaints and he didn't think the policy would last more than a month and so he gave me a coupon good for a free Chicken Fried Steak dinner and suggested I come back in a month. I did and they were back to using cream gravy.

Or the time I went into a 24 hour diner and the waiter, fresh from Canada, tried charging me for every glass of iced tea I drank -- he had never heard of the concept of free refills of iced tea. Of course, the manager agreed with me and had him ring up the ticket correctly.

Or one night in Galveston where I was tired and just wanted a nice quiet supper but the restaurant was unbelievably noisy with all the drunk locals and tourists.

That's about it. Off the top of my head, I can't think of anything worse than those.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 10:42:53 2014 No.5524695 >>5524688 >>GF is a Vegetarian, not the preachy type Didn't read the rest because of unbelievability.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 10:47:39 2014 No.5524703

>>5522069
I very recently worked at a 5 star restaurant that didnt offer salt or pepper because it was seasoned as it should be. If a guest complained we would take it right back no questions asked and fix it in the way they think it needs fixing.

I think the restaurant you went to sucks.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 10:51:15 2014 No.5524707

>>5524693
Yea, that's my point. I started in kitchens as a Dishwasher and worked my way through the ranks, worked at chains, ma and pa's, and some upmarket stuff before finally finishing my degree, so I know all about the back of the house shenanigans and I loved working in a kitchen... But I also am way harder on back of the house now when I go out, especially to places that are $100+ a head, because no matter how far in the weeds you are or how shitty your day is, you do not try to fuck with customers no matter what, that shit can fly at Applebees, but if you do it at any level beyond that, you're the type of guy who is going to destroy a restaurant and a reputation, and you need to have your head on a pike in the kitchen saying "this faggot couldn't deal"

It's not like she even made a special request or big deal, she just said "Hey, this thing that looks like it has no meat has no meat, right?" The cook didn't even have to alter or sub or do anything but cook it the way it was on the menu, but he decided to be a cheeky fucker and got the axe for it, and if that makes me into an asshole, well, I'll own that one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 10:51:29 2014 No.5524710 >>5524695 Those people exist though. You just rarely notice because they're not preachy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 10:55:36 2014 No.5524716 >>5524703 >5 star restaurant nigga u dum

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 11:01:28 2014 No.5524724 >>5524716 You are, the restaurant is called "5 star"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 11:08:49 2014 No.5524740 >>5524703 Jeepers, there's a reason why I don't like fancy restaurants

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 11:10:22 2014 No.5524745 >>5524724 is it a truckstop diner?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 11:22:14 2014 No.5524764 >>5522137 >And then leave no tip because fucking hell, it's their job to take orders. Leave a penny. That way they know you're commenting on their performance and not just stingy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 11:38:16 2014 No.5524791 >>5524038 I never understood why it's called LGBT. What the fuck does the T have to do with the LGB?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 12:06:50 2014 No.5524843 >>5524791 It's a minority sexual preference, soon it will be LGBTP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 12:25:43 2014 No.5524864 >>5524843 >It's a minority sexual preference That's the thing though, it's not a preference, it's an identity

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 12:53:18 2014 No.5524913 >>5524864 It totally is a preference, you want to have sex as the opposite gender to the one you were born as.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 13:38:36 2014 No.5525002

>>5519884
>go to On The Border for some good Mexican
>order the Border Sampler (big plate of small items so I know what I like the next time)
>Waitress takes 20 mins to bring us our drinks
Not mad yet
>When drinks arrive, she hands me a Sprite, not water like I asked for
>tell her I wanted water, not soda
>"I'm sorry, I'll be right back"
>she did bring out a water and left the Sprite on the table
>food comes out over an hour later (she kept telling us the kitchen was backed up with orders)
There's only 20 people in the whole place
Find out later some 300lb+ lady ordered like $1000 worth of carryout
>Food is cold when it gets to us and the salsa queso for my meal was already hardening
>Send it back saying to just microwave it for a minute or two
>waitress comes back 15 mins later and sets it back down in front of me
>there's clearly spit and mucus on top of some of the nachos so I ask to speak to a manager
>he comps my meal and brings out a new one after firing the busser (who my waitress apparently had spit on the food but he didn't tell on her)
>meal is good, fairly happy at that point
>she brings us the check
$55.64
>WTF, she charged both of my meals
>I talk to her and say the manager comped my meal
>She said that I had to pay for at least one because of the trouble I put her through, then she tells me to be sure to leave a good tip or she would have us banned from the restaurant.
Basically, I left no tip, got my meal comped and I get a free mixed drink every time I go back. She has since been fired (probably that day after I left) but, she now works for the Macaroni Grill right across from OTB.
So my worst experience also had some good come out of it.

Anonymous Tue Jun 17 14:42:16 2014 No.5525120

>>5524402
There is a diner about 20mins from me and their patrons are almost exclusively old people (55-90+).

Every so often young people (20-30) will be there but almost never any younger. They have amazing food and great prices, I would go more often but I'm trying to save my money. They make their own greek yogurt, it's the fucking bombest shit ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 14:45:50 2014 No.5525137 >>5522108 >restaurant forcing you to order a side What?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 16:54:10 2014 No.5525436 >>5524615 Get tested, op

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 18:56:11 2014 No.5525640 >>5521709 Still looking for this...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 20:29:35 2014 No.5525841 >>5525002 What a bitch

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 21:20:12 2014 No.5525920 >>5524695 It's vegans that are always preachy. Vegetarians aren't always.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 22:00:06 2014 No.5526027 File: 33 KB, 700x435, ace-still35.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5522086 >Alrighty

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 22:46:48 2014 No.5526139 >>5525841 she was

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 17 23:14:59 2014 No.5526182 >>5521541 Just go to Asian restaurants, man. We got the best here. Get some pho in Orange County.

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