/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5580936]

Hello there anon, I see you're purchasing a gallon of milk. Would you like me to bag that for you?

[Anonymous No.5580939]

>>5580936
No just throw back in the trolley with all the others.

[Anonymous No.5580951]

>>5580936
I got a literal retarded person as my bagger the other day. Best job I've ever seen.
All the vegetables were in the same bag.
All freezer items were in the same bags. All the refrigerator stuff except meat were in the same bag (it had it's own bag). The household sundries same bag.

[Anonymous No.5580962]

No thanks, I like to not use plastic when I can!

[Anonymous No.5580984]

>their milk doesn't already come in bags!

[Anonymous No.5581231]

>>5580936
You can bag your ballsack, sir.
And shove the receipt where the sun don't shine, I don't want it.

[Anonymous No.5581237]

>>5580936

At least I'm smart enough to buy whole milk.

[Anonymous No.5581241]

>>5580951
I wish I had had a nice responsible mentally handicapped person to bag my groceries this morning. Instead, I got a hungover college girl who stared off into space while she bagged my groceries and I wound up with cans on top of my bread, vegetables in with my meat, and an urge to go back and punch her in the face.

[Anonymous No.5581243]

As a cashier I don't actually bother asking that since the grand majority of people just say no. Unless you specify otherwise it's not going in a bag.

>>5580951
We all try to do that, we're trained to. You're probably one of the good customers who sort your stuff while putting it on the conveyer belt to make it easy as fuck for us. Lots of people just throw random shit up there and expect us to reach and sort and spend time sorting it for them instead of simply pulling matching items out of their cart.

[Anonymous No.5581245]

Double plastic bag

[Anonymous No.5581441]

>>5580936
no thanks, im just gonna drink all of it when I get to my car anyway.

[Anonymous No.5581476]

I brought my own bag. Go ahead, it's sturdy cloth.

[Anonymous No.5581508]

Bag if walking, no bag if driving

[Anonymous No.5581545]

Um yeah....you're bagging every other fucking thing so why not bag the milk....actually double fucking bag it.

I used to be a cashier at Wal-Mart and I bagged shit right. Cans double bagged by themselves, milk bagged, bread by itself, eggs by itself, meat alone... etc. I hated when I would be bagging some womans groceries putting them in the buggy, and she starts re-sacking EVERYTHING.
>> bag and ring up your own shit on self-check

Also can't fucking stand the people who put chemical with any other kind of food, eapecially meat.

>> bought a box of borax with groceries.
>> come home meat it on top of package of chicken breast

[Anonymous No.5583073]

>>5581245
dis guy gets it

[Anonymous No.5583087]

Nope.

And FUCK you guys who want their milk, giant packs of toilet paper and their 12 packs of soda bagged.


You guys are pricks

[Anonymous No.5583092]

Give me 2 bags you cunt and keep your mouth shut or I'll get you fired.

[Anonymous No.5583112]

>>5580962

>thinking you're saving the environment

[Anonymous No.5583114]

I never bag shit like that or 2 liters

plus if I forgot my bags from home then paper bags cost 25 fucking cents each

[Anonymous No.5583121]

>>5581545
yeah that shit's the worst

[Anonymous No.5583130]

put it into my reusable tote bag that says fuck the police on it

[Anonymous No.5583143]

>>5580936
Sometimes they dooooo dribble a little bit out of the cap, or leak. Best not to have milk dripping in your car.

[Anonymous No.5583144]

There used to be a relatively common practice of grocery stores saving the cardboard boxes that they received food in and using them to box up food bought by customers.

Instead of these flimsy plastic or paper bags, carrying the food into the house in the boxes was far superior.

This was especially useful because we wouldn't have room to put the food in the cab of the pickup. It went into the back where it could get rained or snowed on. In the half hour or more it would take to drive home from the store, paper bags would have disintegrated, but the cardboard boxes did well.

I wish they would bring that practice back.

[Anonymous No.5583145]

>>5581441

[Anonymous No.5583148]

>>5580951
OMG. The best bagger at my Publix is the down's syndrome kid, and the really really old indian lady. Both of them are perfect.

[Anonymous No.5583153]

>>5583144
Pretty sure Costco and Sam's Club still do this. And I agree, it was the best.

[Anonymous No.5583189]

>>5583148
>OMG
GTFO

[Anonymous No.5583192]

Quick question - how much should I tip the girl who bags my groceries? Half of the bill?

[Anonymous No.5583196]

>in safeway store
>noobie cashier
>puts my bread in a bag
>starts piling veggies all around it
>slowly crushes the bread
Or even better, though from a while ago
>put carton of eggs at the bottom of a sack
>starts piling 20oz soda bottles(stocked up on those free 20oz caps) in the sack on top of it
>when the ~5th bottle goes in, we hear a CRNNCH and the sack is slowly turning dark from the liquid now inside it
And last one
>boiling fucking hot out
>like 110
>guy buying bagged ice
>wants it put into a paper sack
>they tell him it will break
>he wants it anyways
>watch him as he heads out the door and into the parking lot
>he's holding the sack with one hand
>lifts up that arm to fix his shirt stickin to him and drops his arm too fast
>bag of ice rockets through the bottom of the bag and hits the pavement
>bag rips and ice goes fucking everywhere
>spends a good minute stand there cursing and kicking little cubes around before coming back in and paying for another bag

[Anonymous No.5583206]

>>5583196
what did he get for the second bag? paper again?

[Anonymous No.5583251]

>>5583206
Pretty sure he just carried the bag, I was leaving the lot by the time he got done ringing up n shit.

[Anonymous No.5583536]

>>5583251
I would've kept fuckin walking

[Anonymous No.5583577]

>>5580936
Here in the UK we buy our milk in bags.

[Anonymous No.5583970]

Then how do you handle it?