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Anyone have any swack ass recipes or tips for how to make corn dogs? Whenever I have this particular house guest for an extended amount of time, I feed him nothing but frozen corn dogs, not allowing him anything else. Needless to say, by the time he leaves he is hilariously and sometimes violently ill. Pretty good times.

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>>5664271
>swack ass

>> No.5664295
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>>5664271
>>5664289
wait I just read the rest of your post

y-you... you monster.

wtf

>> No.5664300

>>5664295
dear lord i just read the rest of his post too

>> No.5664304

>>5664271
if I'm correctly reading between the lines, your unwanted houseguest is a neighbor/relative's child. If this is true, I award you all the internets.

>> No.5664336

I went to a place that mixed cheese in with the batter. Pretty delicious. Are you trying to make corndogs from scratch or alter frozen ones?

>> No.5664340

>>5664271
we need more information, OP.

a greentext would suffice, pls.

>> No.5664366

>>5664271
>that giant diseased corndog being clutched by a naked Native American demon
why.jpg

>> No.5664374
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5664374

This place near me does a triple death dog. Half sized beef frank, polish sausage, and italian sausage all on one stick and then fried.

>> No.5664375

>>5664366
why on earth do you think that upstanding looking Indian girl is a demon?

>> No.5664380

>>5664374
Looks and sounds fucking amazing.

>> No.5664385

>>5664380
Pretty good. A little expensive but still worth it. They have a lot of stuff you won't really find anywhere else around here.

http://pallookaville.com/finefoods.html

>> No.5664407

>>5664385
how far would a drive to Georgie be from the west coast?

hell if i know where Georgia is in this country. somewhere near the east coast, right?

>> No.5664443
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>>5664407
A long way away. I assure you nothing here is worth it.

>> No.5664450

>>5664443
but i love sausage, anon.

and corndogs.

>> No.5664452

>>5664443
plenty of great shit in GA plus you can have guns in govt buildings and legally defend yourself even if you are a felon with revoked carry status

>> No.5664465

>>5664452
I guess that sounded like I don't like it here. It's not bad at all but there's no reason to drive across the country to be a tourist here. I'm in Marietta. Not really a fan of how crowded it is around here. It's also gentrifying pretty quickly and you can tell.

>> No.5664485

>>5664465
I live in the country ~2hrs from ATL but my sister lives there, love the state, beautiful here and plenty to do IMO if you like the outdoors atleast.

>> No.5664509

>>5664340

>> No.5664627

>Have "friend" who I am completely impartial to
>Kind of a Faggot
>Flip a coin to decide my emotions toward him
>Decide to feed him only corn dogs over a week
>Hes sort of a pussy so no resistance
>Study how his health deteriorates
>2-3 corn dogs per meal, 3 meals per day
> Also Snacks
>Day 1, Enjoying the greasy junk food
>Day 2, Starts to be queasy at all times
>Refuse him all vitamins
>including supplements
>Day 3, Pain and cramps begin
>Day 4, Flu like symptoms begin
>Day 5, African childlike signs of malnutrition
>Day 6 he leaves, don't hear from him for a bit
>Took a few days to detox

This is a completely true story, hes staying with me right now, which is why I bring this up. I've eased up on him a bit this time, forcing him only to savor at least one meal of Corn Dogs per day. But hes acting especially bad this stay, so next weekend, I'm planning on repeating my experiment, and I need ideas. Corn Dog ideas, recipes, etc.

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>>5664627
how

fucking

genuinely

horrifying

>> No.5664654

>>5664627
so are you trying to make toxic homemade corndogs for your damned house guest??

>> No.5664655

>>5664627
No empathy at all.

>> No.5664662

>>5664627
Whatever you do, make sure that 1 in 50 corndogs you make actually contains a pickle instead of a weiner. The first time he bites into the covert pickle dog you better hope you're recording.

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>>5664627
what's up with this guest? why does he have to stay over and why do you let him stay? what's the deal, OP?

>> No.5664685

>>5664633
It was for science. I furthered dietary science in that week more than all of humanity had in the prior 17 minutes, totally worth it.

>>5664654
No, not additionally toxic, the study was to see the mental and physical effects of eating nothing but corn dogs for an extended period of time. If he had stayed for another week, I would not be surprised had he died.

If you have ever watched Supersize me, this was farrrrrr worse.

>>5664655
I leave my empathy up to chance. Every thing he asks of me, I flip a coin to decide, that way I'm not an asshole, or a nice person, I am just following chance.

>>5664662
While that would be funny, the change in flavor from the generic bland and greasy cardboard corn bread coated pigeon wiener would either be a pleasure to him, or it would overwhelm his shattered psyche. Not to mention, pickles have vitamins, can't do that.

>> No.5664696

>>5664669
Good friend from high school, he lives a few hours away, so he comes to visit myself and the rest of our high school friends probably 1 to 2 times per month. Hes a pretty cool guy in very limited circumstances, but his autism drives me crazy after about 3 hours. My happiness to see him turns to contempt, and I begin to hate myself and everyone around me.

Also, I'm not crazy, hes just that infuriating.

>> No.5664697

>>5664685
Use a syringe to fill the hot dogs with butter before cooking

>> No.5664706

>>5664685
You know who else flipped a coin to make decisions? Anton Chigurh.

YOU'RE A FUCKING MONSTER OP

>> No.5664711

>>5664685
I know this isn't OP but god damn nice follow up to a dead thread.

>> No.5664713

Good friend of OP here, I was the one who decided to begin flipping a coin to make all life decisions. If our "friend" wasn't incredibly autistic he wouldn't come back here

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>>5664696
>but his autism drives me crazy after about 3 hours. My happiness to see him turns to contempt, and I begin to hate myself and everyone around me.
oh shit, I know a few people like that. I'll just start to make conversation really unpleasant or uncomfortable because I simply can with these retards. It's fun, it's mean, of course, but oh man is it fun.

you have my blessing OP. why bother with homemade corndogs though? they'd probably be more nutritious than frozen ones from a store.

>> No.5664716

>>5664706
You know who else flipped a coin? Probably 98% of the world's population at one point or another.

Science is never a bad thing, and when you leave all of your emotions and decisions up to fate, you don't have to be responsible for any of them.

>> No.5664727

>>5664713
such a gud fren u and OP is

>> No.5664729

>>5664727
oh no nvm i just read >>5664696

dude seems out of touch with reality and unaware

>> No.5664739

>>5664711
Uh no, that was me (OP)

>>5664715
Yeah good call, I don't necessarily need recipes for making homemade ones, but I'm looking for helpful tips for next time. (next week) Mayhaps only microwave them? Get Walmart Generic brand? Coat with melted butter or mayonnaise? Or better yet, some trans fat filled oil?

>> No.5664742

>>5664727
We are very good friends

>> No.5664744

>>5664685
>that way I'm not an asshole, or a nice person,
You don't understand what empathy is.

>> No.5664748

>>5664744
What's to understand about empathy? You take emotion out of it and it becomes completely rational, therefore empathetic towards others. Right?

>> No.5664752

okay OP you're sounding insane if you genuinely base the majority of your decisions on a flip of a coin

>> No.5664754

>>5664744
Also >>5664748 is friend of OP

>> No.5664758

>>5664748
>You take emotion out of it
Again, look up what empathy is.

>> No.5664761

>>5664752
Whats insane about that? I don't get it.

>>5664754
Also, I have no idea who that is?

>> No.5664765

>>5664761
But OP I am your friend, we've been corndogging together for years

>> No.5664768

>>5664758
>empathy - the ability to understand and share the feelings of another
Just because I don't want to doesn't mean I don't have the ability

>> No.5664774

>>5664765
Do I actually know you?

>> No.5664780

>>5664774
What I believe we need to do in the next step OP is to sexually assault him with said frozen corn dog, after which it is cooked in a microwave and he is then forced to eat it. It shall be decided with the flip of a coin

>> No.5664781

this thread is starting to get scary

>> No.5664785

>>5664768
So you aren't being empathetic and you treat him like less of a human. That is a bad thing.

>> No.5664795

>>5664785
Bad thing? More like you don't understand just how good of a thing it is to treat him the way we do.

>> No.5664796

Kill thier parents and cook them into corn dogs

>> No.5664799

>>5664780
Uhhh... I'll pass on raping him. I'd rather just feed him corn dogs.

>>5664785
In their defense, he kind of is less of a human. Please keep your mind open, you don't know this guy. Hes the sort of person who has 0 social skills, and puts you in horrible situations with scary people. My chances of being killed while he is around go up exponentially.

But, all of this judgement aside, this is about feeding him corndogs, nothing more, nothing less. Tips on how to improve my methods would be appreciated.

>> No.5664803

>>5664796
But then he'll be corndog batman

>> No.5664808

>>5664796
eric pls go

>> No.5664809

If he eats them with mustard or katchup start mixing in some realy hot chilly pepper extract into the condiments without saying anything. Also start ringing a bell every time he eats a corn dog. After a while you can use the bell without the corn dog and see if you get a response

>> No.5664811

>>5664799
For improving your methods you could add whip cream and chocolate syrup to the corn dog. Another method would be shove jellybeans into the corn breading and then cook the dogs.

>> No.5664815

>>5664809
wasabi

tablespoons and tablespoons of wasabi injected in dat bish would have him running for the hills never to be seen again

>> No.5664819

>>5664795
If you were empathetic then you would rather physically sicken yourself than him.

>> No.5664827

>>5664819
Emotions are bad, why do you think they're optional? Why would I physically sicken myself when I can do that to him for fun?

>> No.5664835

>>5664827
Are you being serious or edgy?

>> No.5664837

>>5664835
Serious, because who is edgy in this day and age?

>> No.5664844

have you considered buttering them?

>> No.5664848

>>5664271
their is a thing called a waffle dog maker.

>> No.5664850

another idea, remove the stick entirely and replace it with corn on the cob holders just to see if he will eat it like corn on the cob.

>> No.5664854

>>5664837
you are irrevocably tormenting someone who drives 3 hours just get to your house.

you can tell the poor bastard to stop fucking driving 3 HOURS to your house. how hard is that?

>> No.5664862

>>5664854
He's autistic and can't drive, we have to shuttle him here so we can force feed him corn dogs and then shuttle him back a few days later.

>> No.5664876

>>5664862
for what purpose?

I know he's autistic but autism is a development disorder and one day that poor cunt is going realize what you mongrels are doing to him

>> No.5664883

OP how about you grow some balls and tell him he can't stay at your place any more you passive aggressive bitch nigga. Maybe make a friend you enjoy chilling with or get therapy you weirdo.

>> No.5664884

>>5664876
Nah broski, he believes we're his friends and therefore is okay with the corndogocaust

>>5664883
Why not both and still corn dog him? That way I always win

>> No.5664887

>>5664884
you aren't fucking understanding this situation fully

are you tormenting this poor cunt because you were as a child? what the hell are you not understanding?

>> No.5664896

maybe eat corndogs off a small asian woman's body?

>> No.5664906

>>5664887
Yes I do, I'm in full control of the situation. My childhood was good, I got to eat corndogs whenever I wanted. The situation is that I force feed an autist whatever I want and I need more ideas on how to do it. This motherfucker >>5664896 gets it

>> No.5664909

>>5664884
>That way I always win
Actually hanging out with people you don't like, having them invade your privacy and spending money on them is losing pretty hard dooder. Get on OKCupid or something and get your dick wet bro you sound pretty autistic yourself.

>> No.5664916

>>5664906
>>5664909
the irony is that sperglords feel no empathy, which OP can't define

i'm cracking up right now.

>> No.5664917

>>5664909
I met him on OKCupid and my dick got wet the first day I met him.

>> No.5664919

OP here, I dont know what the fuck is happening here, as far as I know, I don't know this guy. You are having an argument with someone completely uninvolved.

Congrats on getting into fights on the internet. Anyway, corndog recipes please?

>> No.5664928

>>5664919
I KNEW IT!

Now greentext the truth because you can't just say:
>>5664271
>Whenever I have this particular house guest for an extended amount of time, I feed him nothing but frozen corn dogs, not allowing him anything else. Needless to say, by the time he leaves he is hilariously and sometimes violently ill. Pretty good times.

and then go jerk off or something and abandon the thread.

or are you the actual sperg in this thread we've been arguing with and now you're doing damage control.

>> No.5664929

>>5664919
-stick rat poison in corndog
-deep fry
-have dipping sauce such as a course grainy mustard
-consume it yourself

>> No.5664932

>>5664929
fuck that middle of the road bullshit either do something really painful or something painless

>> No.5664934

>>5664932
Save your clippings for a while and put them in.

>> No.5664936

>>5664928
Nope, thats pretty accurate. I have no idea who the guy is who claims he knows me. And you have been arguing him with quite a while.

I just want to feed my pet autist corndogs and study how he do, I have a week to up my game, or he gets the old rusty keychain.

>> No.5664942

>>5664936
We do know each other

>> No.5664961

okay how many fucking personalities are we dealing with in this thread.

>> No.5664967

what if corndag cereal

>> No.5664975

>>5664961
>mfw its corndog guy posting and OP doesnt realize it

>> No.5664994

>>5664961

>> No.5665002

>>5664961
There are at least two sick ones.

>> No.5665050

>>5664848
you could make corn dogs that look like some sort of waffle stick

>> No.5665166

Crazy bastards

>> No.5665249

>>5665166
I for one take that with pride

>> No.5665412

>>5664627
Cornford Prison Experiment

>> No.5665414

>>5664627
Make "dishes" where its:
>Corndog, chopped up into bite size pieces in a bowl. Watch him savour the ketchup like he never knew he would, if you are feeling nice enough to offer him the taste variation
>Pan fried corndogs for breakfast
>Boiled corn dogs
>Microwaved corndogs
>Boiled, then microwaved corn dogs

>> No.5665418

>>5664627
>>5665414
Oh yeah, Corndog Aspic.
The gelatin shouldnt give any nutritional value, since the protein is un-absorbent to the body and pretty much useless to the body caloric anyway.

>> No.5665423

>>5664862
so you're abusing the lack of self-control a mentally disabled person has of their reasoning?

>> No.5665426

>>5665423
Yeah, why does any of this shock you? Haven't you been reading this thread?

>> No.5665434

>>5664850
I had to shove my hand in my mouth do I didn't laugh and wake my husband up. 10/10

>> No.5665438

>>5665426
yeh i did. 4chan uses "autist" loosly so i believed you were just dealing with a freeloading jerkoff. now i read you're literally trapping this guy at your house.

>> No.5665442

>>5665438
He can say he wants to go home at any time, however that doesn't mean that I'll let him go

>> No.5665443

>>5664909
Was about to post that OP sounds incredibly autistic. He might just be telling the story of how he got corndogged.

>> No.5665450

>>5665442
OP confirmed Aspie.

>> No.5665452

>>5665442
why bother typing this

>> No.5665453
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>>5665442

>> No.5665454

>>5665450
>>5665452
Not sure what an aspie is as I'm a well adjusted human being who just likes to have fun with others. And because why not? I had to respond in kind to such slanderous words

>> No.5665464

>>5665454
LE BAIT FISH

>> No.5665474

>>5665454
gr8 b8 m8

>> No.5665496

>>5665474
>>5665464
>poster contradicts self immensely
>just dismiss as intentional bait and not more likely stupidity

>> No.5665529

>>5665454
>who just likes to have fun
Have you ever stuffed a cat into a sack and stomped on it?
I hear that's a really good time!

>> No.5666470

OP here, why the hell is this thread still going?

>>5665414
Anyway, these are the sort of suggestions I'm looking for, not mental advice.

Don't really need to argue with you guys, I'm not the guy you have been arguing with. You are welcome to keep yelling at him, but also include ideas please?

>> No.5667007

>>5666470
ya fookin crazy cunt ur an apathetic cunt

>> No.5667062

>>5664799
>less of a human because 0 social skills
Check out hitler over here

>> No.5667066

>>5664884
OP is a genuine fucking psychopath.

>> No.5667069

>>5664819

what, no, that's more like love. empathy doesn't mean putting the health of others above your own.

OP is still a piece of shit though.

>> No.5669357

reviving this thread in hopes that OP will reveal more details about how he is a completely non-self-aware sociopath

>> No.5669380

>>5669357
Why are we still discussing me? All I wanted was some information about new things to do with frozen corn dogs. I do appreciate the idea of removing the stick and giving him corn cob holders.

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>>5669380
ayyo lmao come to terms with your illness, m80

>> No.5671834

Jesus fucking Christ!
This is pretty fucking hilarious
Keep up the pogress

However with the Moral police: you were not whining about empathy until AFTER OP mentioned that his friend was Autistic.
Hell, OP is treating the guy like anyone when it comes to a 'prank' (even if it is somewhat passive-aggressive)
What? You think the friend needs to be babied and wear a helmet and be covered with bubble wrap?

>> No.5671846

>>5671834
feeling no empathy for someone who travels 3 hours just to get fucked with, regardless of his autism, is not good.

>> No.5671855

>>5671834
It's worse to treat people who are afflicted badly.

>> No.5671889

>>5671855
>>5671846
From Corn dogs to SJWs, lel

Regardless of how far they traveled, a person WITHOUT Autism would obviously begin to call OP's bullshit by day 2-3. Or maybe an hour into it.

And saying they are 'afflicted badly' is probably worse than calling them retarded. What is pity going to get them or trying to avoid the fact that yes, people with Autism are different.
Are they unicorns shit rainbows? No.

>> No.5671892

>>5671889
i stopped reading your post at SJW

nice try. gud effort.

>> No.5671899

>>5671834
>>5671889
autist detected

go back to reddit with your neurodiversity bullshit

>> No.5671907

>>5664385
>$4.50 for a corn dog
>doesn't even come with fries

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>>5671899
>>5671892

>Moralfags preach about empathy
>Rail on about treating Autisfags
>Immediately calls someone an Autisfag

>>5671907
Now you're talking

>> No.5671940

>>5671889
>SJW
Nope, I feel like trashing my computer in a pool of acid for even being called that.
Just practice basic empathetic behaviour instead of manipulating someone into physical sickness.
maybe you really are a a sociopath if you can't see this.

>> No.5671941

>>5671889
afflicted, badly

>> No.5671950

>>5671936
Looks like a cool place. Looked it up since I have friends in Savannah.

>soda flavours
>tiger's blood

>real elves

>> No.5671969

>>5671936
look up damage control and google will bring this post up on the 1st page.

okay. i assume you know what irony is. because using the term moralfag and denying to be an autist is pretty ironic. ya fookin dumb shit.

>> No.5672614

>>5671770
I don't have an illness, I'm in great shape and am rarely ever sick. Last week I did have a bit of a headache if that's what you're referring to

>> No.5672632

Careful, OP. Betrayers of house guests are the 9th circle of hell, literally next-door neighbors to Judas.