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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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5818765 No.5818765[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hey faggot, why are you looking at iron pots and pans? You like to cook? That's pretty gay.

>> No.5818767

you're gay

>> No.5818779

>>5818765
YOU'RE PRETTY GAY
fags, i'll kick your ass

>> No.5818786

>>5818765
>>5818767
>>5818779

Sometimes I forget that we share this board with children

>> No.5818789
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5818789

>mfw women actually think that way

>> No.5818791

That's to better knock you unconscious with

>> No.5818792

>>5818786
>share

>> No.5818797

>>5818765
I'll cook if it's up to those nasty looking things that want to look like blacks with big asses. Cute chicks like guys that can cook, it's also economical so I don't seem like some asshole that has to go out all of the time.

OP, you're a real twat aren't you, I bet you have to tie chicks up and put them in wells.

'It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again'

You're spot on OP.

>> No.5818799

>>5818786
you're gay

>> No.5818803
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5818803

>>5818765

These girls actually look fun

>> No.5818805

>>5818797
Anyone who cooks to show off or for someone else is a retard.

>> No.5818813

>>5818799
Your*

>> No.5818823

>>5818805
I agree. I don't do it to show off, it's economical. I really don't give a fuck about most NYC restraurants. It's really not even the money, it's that I don't care about the bullshit involved. I prefer to make my own stuff, that said, with a chick, yeah gotta take em out sometimes. It is what it is.

I really don't like dealing with the pretentious scumbags that infest NYC restaurants and the really stupid small tables and cramped spaces, I'm expected to pay for that? BAH. I worked for my money and giving it to some yammering twats on cellphones isn't my idea of fun.

>> No.5818828

>>5818797
>>5818823
pretty sure I've seen you in another thread and you were autistic as fuck, please no one respond to this guy

>> No.5818831

>>5818823
Get the sand out of your cunt or move to a city you can afford

>> No.5818832

>>5818805

I cook because I like for other people to enjoy my food, is that showing off?

>> No.5818839

>>5818828
But you responded, what does that make you?

What's below autistic? FUCKING RETARD, yup, that's you.

>> No.5818840

>>5818831
It's not about the money, I said that in my post. Someone needs a course in remedial English.

>> No.5818842

>>5818832
Who cares what anyone on here thinks.

>> No.5818850

>>5818839
It makes him a guy that responded to an autist.

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5818852

>>5818842
Bugs Bunny cares
Really

>> No.5818853

>>5818840
>its economical
>its not about the money

>> No.5818856

>>5818842

I was just curious if it's perceived that way by anyone. I am obviously very gratified when they say that the food is good, but really I'm just excited for people to try my food.

>> No.5818858

>>5818853
It's not the same, just because I have the money to do something, doesn't mean I want to waste it on some restaurant. A lot of you people are really daft.

>> No.5818860

>>5818858
Take your faggotry back to england. You're not from ny

>> No.5818865

>>5818860
Actually I am from NY, grew up in Manhatten around a lot of people with a lot more money than I had so learned not to waste it on trivialities.

You're the one that sound like an import, sucked some cock for a shit internship then get passed around some? Yup, we know your type.

You're very easy to spot.

Fucking parrot.

>> No.5818869

>>5818865
You grew up in manhatten or Manhattan?

>> No.5818870

>>5818865
>Manhatten

>> No.5818873

>>5818865
Manhassett or somethin? Thats long island btw

>> No.5818875

>>5818865
--> Manhattan
yeah yeah

>> No.5818877

>>5818869
Piss off Manhattan it's 330 AM I'm allowed a spelling mistake or three. Want me to discect your shit?

>> No.5818880

>>5818765

The value of a man learning to cook is that it subtly conditions a woman to putting something of him inside of her.

>> No.5818881

>>5818877
You eat beans on toast pussy

>> No.5818882

>>5818880
Well said

>> No.5818883

>>5818865
>a lot more money for spelling lessons.

>> No.5818886

>>5818881
Naw that's for our britbong friends, and they got toasted faggots.

>> No.5818895

>>5818883
>Yammering much

Maybe I AM.

Disturbed - Rock Am Ring 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtGIKCd8PVA

enjoy thinking much of yourself.

>> No.5818898

>>5818877
>twat
>daft
>piss off
You didn't grow up in "manhatten"

>> No.5818899

Who else hates seeing fat women in yoga pants?

>> No.5818901

>>5818765
If you could cook, you would have more value than that one value between your thighs.

>> No.5818904

>>5818898
Well mr know it all, you must be right.
How can I compete with someone that knows everything even before I type it?

>> No.5818906

>>5818899
/g loves that, it makes them squirm in their mushroom smelling pants.

>> No.5818915

>>5818904
You can't because you're fake

>> No.5818927

>>5818915
Are you saying Britons aren't real people?

>> No.5818928

>>5818906
Wow you described the scent perfectly. i've been trying to nail it down for a while but couldn't until now.

>> No.5818932

>>5818765
To be fair, if I was outside in the snow looking at pots and pans, I'd say just about anyone would have the right to make fun of me.

>> No.5818933

>>5818927
No you're limeys

>> No.5818934
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5818934

>>5818933

>> No.5818936

Guys are only allowed to look at and use barbecues and propane accessories.

>> No.5818938

>>5818936
You dun goof'd

>> No.5818939

>>5818928
I got it from an old porn mag, way back around 1998 or 1999, Barely Legal. Some really hot chick doing a photo shoot mentioned that. I wish I that still had those, I'd scan them and put them on /s.

>> No.5818942

>>5818828
>>5818828
>>5818828
>>5818828
>>5818828
>no one respond
you guys aren't listening

>> No.5818943

>>5818936
What about lawn mowers? Men need lawn mowers too!

>> No.5818948

>>5818942
Maybe you're not listening to what we're listening to?

>> No.5818951

>>5818942
just havin a bit of a giggle, m8

>> No.5818954

>>5818943
Now I tell you hwat. Cooking can be manly too.

>> No.5818956

>>5818954
cooking meth, maybe

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5818961

>>5818954
Popeye only needs his spinach!

>> No.5818965

>>5818956
>killing plants and animals
>cutting them up and burning them
>eating them
>not manly

>> No.5818967

>>5818965
> not considering those poor insects
> insects deserve human rights too
> like islamics

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5818968

>>5818967
>1095+919
>not eating Moslems
shigethdigeth

>> No.5818972

>>5818968
>moslem
What's a moslem?
Nice try homo.

Isn't there a practice board for the first graders? /homo or something?

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5818974

>>5818972

>> No.5818976

>>5818968
If you mean scum ass islamics, we should a nuke on mecca and make them fear us, as our forefathers did. That's what kept them out of Europe, but now these namby pamby morons are giving it all away. That's by design.

verif: scotland ciemist

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5818978

>>5818976

>> No.5818981

>>5818978
Indeed

http://lyricstranslations.com/prevod/traditional-drinking-song-the-drunken-scotsman

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5818985

>>5818981

>> No.5818986

>>5818954
We wanna be free! We wanna be free to do what we wanna do. We wanna be free to ride. We wanna be free to ride our machines without being hassled by The Man! ... And we wanna get loaded. And we wanna have a good time. And that's what we are gonna do. We're gonna have a good time... We're gonna have a party!